Porn and Porncows

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lol ok

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Disgusting.

Nobody naming the Czech queens: Julie Silver, Jane Darling, Jessica Fiorentino, Laura Angel, Janet Alfano, Melissa Black.... The first two look like fairytale princesses!

 

[The Hardest R]

Disgusting.

Nobody naming the Czech queens: Julie Silver, Jane Darling, Jessica Fiorentino, Laura Angel, Janet Alfano, Melissa Black.... The first two look like fairytale princesses!

Yeah the central and eastern european porn scene in the 90s and 2000s is a golden period we will never get back. Now it’s just imported niggers pissing in girls’ assholes. Unsurprisingly the quality of the girls has dropped off a cliff.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

Yeah the central and eastern european porn scene in the 90s and 2000s is a golden period we will never get back. Now it’s just imported niggers pissing in girls’ assholes. Unsurprisingly the quality of the girls has dropped off a cliff.

Man, I google those names and the first thing I see is them getting ravaged by niggers in sunglasses. Such is the fate of everyone doing "professional" porn.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole 2]

For shame, all of you with your mile-long lists of favorite adult film stars and not one of you has the good taste to list Bianca Trump?

Lol.

Although tangential, it is perhaps worth noting that the Rev Butler’s[founder of Aryan Nations] eventual downfall was a satisfyingly hard one: at the age of 85 he was caught boarding a plane to Las Vegas with a Latina stripper, porn star and convicted forger who had made it her career signature to have public intimacy with well-endowed and decidedly non-Aryan men. Her stage name was Bianca Trump. The pastor, shamed and shunned, died in 2004; Ms Trump, now 45 and still currently plying her trade in Brooklyn, has recently reverted to her previous name, Iwanow, saying she finds the Trump surname a little lacking in class.

 

[Basement Dwelling Dork]

How the fuck do you people know a long list of pornstar names. I barely even remember the types of pokemons that are out there besides pikachu

 

[Random Internet Person]

How the fuck do you people know a long list of pornstar names. I barely even remember the types of pokemons that are out there besides pikachu

People remember that which they like. Simple as that.

 

[CaptainAutism69]

Yeah the central and eastern european porn scene in the 90s and 2000s is a golden period we will never get back. Now it’s just imported niggers pissing in girls’ assholes. Unsurprisingly the quality of the girls has dropped off a cliff.

Who gets off to that? really? Like...it's just disgusting and not at all sexy

 

[ZMOT]

How the fuck do you people know a long list of pornstar names. I barely even remember the types of pokemons that are out there besides pikachu

have you tried fapping to pokemon?

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

everyone has a list of favorite porn stars but its rather telling that the amount of names from the last half decade is almost non-existant

 

[The Hardest R]

Man, I google those names and the first thing I see is them getting ravaged by niggers in sunglasses. Such is the fate of everyone doing "professional" porn.

Ever since 2015 or so, if you don’t want to fuck niggers on camera, you are a racist. Porn studios are willing and eager to test that theory out as opposed to making money. Then you find out that most porn is made by a couple studios. Then you find out (((who))) owns these studios and it all starts to make sense.

 

[anti SJW]

Who was the last pornstar to not do interracial? Jenna Jameson?

I don't think Dillion Harper did any interracial scenes.

You remember the names of porn stars off the top of your head?

Lynn Lemay
Ashlyn Gere
Amber Lynn
Tori Welles
Adranna Checknick
Dillion Harper
April O'neil
Harley Jade
Yhivi
Alice Marchesi
Coco Lovecock
Melody Marks
Alice March
Leana Lovings
Bailey Brooke

 

[ddlloo]

Did Yhivi get plastic surgery or something? I swear her face looks a lot different to how it used to.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Did Yhivi get plastic surgery or something? I swear her face looks a lot different to how it used to.

Last I heard, she said she used porn as a way to raise the capital to buy some land and then she dipped. IIRC, she made a whole blog post about it.

 

[KSachiko77]

have you tried fapping to pokemon?

You don't want that answer and you know it. Just look up vaporeon.

 

[Random Internet Person]

You don't want that answer and you know it. Just look up vaporeon.

Funny, I thought Gardevoir was the one people talk of when it comes to unspeakable horrors of lust.

 

[KSachiko77]

Funny, I thought Gardevoir was the one people talk of when it comes to unspeakable horrors of lust.

You never heard of the vaporeon coypasta I bet.

 

[Random Internet Person]

You never heard of the vaporeon coypasta I bet.

You’re right. I haven’t. I haven’t even thought of the series in years.

 

[KSachiko77]

You’re right. I haven’t. I haven’t even thought of the series in years.

Perfect answer, i get to educate you.

Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they're large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more

 

[Solid Hyrax]

Ya'll need to stop divulging such information. It can and will be used against you.