"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

[TETRABAX]

Yes. All of you lazy faggots need to try making your own pizza from scratch, especially the dough. I will beat you all over the head with recipes, recommendations and health scares until you relent and stop eating goyslop every day. Long live the meat brine and curses be upon the drivethru. Fucking fight me ITT if you refuse to cook your own steaks, bros. I'll dunk on you with the best autumnal herb veggie sides that will make you cry all the way back to the forum's food board.

Now this is the kind of spergery I can get behind.

Posts like this make me want to show my fridge again just to spite people who can't appreciate frozen goyslop

 

[DavidS877]

any other fucking topics from last stream you dumb cunts want to argue about for another 10 fucking pages

In between all the other sperging, I don't know if you were corrected on this.

The 2020 Olympics was not cancelled, they just moved it a year later and still call it Tokyo 2020. Almost no spectators in person due to concerns about the plague.

Also:

The Games were the most expensive ever, with total spending of over $20 billion.

Which means they lost an absolute fortune.

 

[The Repeated Meme]

I'm worked up

I'm upset

I'm mad at the internet

Dodododododooo

Such a catchy song it's been stuck in my head all day.

 

[Johnny Clyde Cash]

Yes. All of you lazy faggots need to try making your own pizza from scratch, especially the dough. I will beat you all over the head with recipes, recommendations and health scares until you relent and stop eating goyslop every day. Long live the meat brine and curses be upon the drivethru. Fucking fight me ITT if you refuse to cook your own steaks, bros. I'll dunk on you with the best autumnal herb veggie sides that will make you cry all the way back to the forum's food board.

Now this is the kind of spergery I can get behind.

I marinated some venison yesterday and cooked it up like a steak. Should've taken pictures. Marinated it first with some oil, red wine and minced garlic to put the fat back in, put it on the skillet with butter for about 4-5 minutes each side, and then finished it in the oven to get it to a medium rare throughout (it was a thick cut).

Making your own pizza dough from scratch is such a game changer, especially if you have access to an oven that can get to really high temperatures. You haven't truly lived until you understand the power of a cheese blend rather than just grating one type of cheese. Grating up mozzarella alongside a sharp cheddar or smoked gouda for a pizza will have you pounding your table in bliss, no cap.

Anyone looking into growing plants for food should start with basil. I have a few that grow outside that I barely pay any attention to in terms of maintaining. I just go out during the spring and summer and clip the big leaves off them if I'm in the mood for pizza or homemade pesto.

 

[Justtocheck]

tracing real life CSAM.

As someone who draws a bit as a hobby and not just the funny low-effort memes for a laugh in kf, I want to dispel the whole "reference image" cope from pedos. For example many Mangakas were found with CSAM and they said it was "reference images for their work" and that is a complete lie. If you've spent any time practicing drawing, you can easily draw a child-like figure without CSAM references. So don't buy the cope of "It's just that I needed to learn anatomy". If you had CSAM is because you were a pedo.

 

[Anti Snigger]

Random YouTuber made a video on the couch cuck, it's pretty mid. If you need to kill some time, deboonking it could be an option

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Posts like this make me want to show my fridge again just to spite people who can't appreciate frozen goyslop

Heresy and creeping pain dwell within the confines of your temple that is your body. Let it be known that it is not the spirits of MSG that beset upon your mortal coils, but the artificially predigested compounds of starches within the unholy demons masquerading as breads. Repent and exorcise the demons with copious purified water and real glutenous strands born of but a pittance of thy purse, a few gentle folds from thy hands, care from thy heart and patience from thy belly. In BBQ chicken pizza's name, amen.

I marinated some venison yesterday and cooked it up like a steak.

Peace be upon thine forgotten glistening ruby of the wilds, and beware the temptation to misuse salt, for it will deliver the diner unto the desert. The marinade of thy mother is a different hymn that echos from the brine of thy grandmother.

especially if you have access to an oven that can get to really high temperatures.

And on the fourth attempt at a crispy yet chewy thick crust, God gifted unto us the pizza stone. This Holy gift asks merely for a steady moment to prepare himself to enrich your glorious path to the one true bite texture.

Anyone looking into growing plants for food should start with basil.

Quite simply, the sweet basil I grow is always the biggest goddamn drama queen. If I am even one hour late watering the little bastards, they start to wilt, but at least they perk right back up in about ten minutes of getting their sprinkling. Despite getting wilty so easily, they won't just keel over if you go away for a week, and they are so worth growing. My entire household is spoiled rotten on tomato sauces and are extremely disappointed with anything that didn't have freshly bruised basil added at the end of the cook. Please keep some live sweet basil around, everyone.

 

[TETRABAX]

Heresy and creeping pain dwell within the confines of your temple that is your body. Let it be known that it is not the spirits of MSG that beset upon your mortal coils, but the artificially predigested compounds of starches within the unholy demons masquerading as breads. Repent and exorcise the demons with copious purified water and real glutenous strands born of but a pittance of thy purse, a few gentle folds from thy hands, care from thy heart and patience from thy belly. In BBQ chicken pizza's name, amen.

Fuck it, I'll chomp on that bait

Spoiler: Suffah food zealots

 

[NoWayBro]

Fuck it, I'll chomp on that bait

We have the same fridge. I put real food in mine, but that's the same one. Didn't expect to see that today.

 

[PunkinMan]

Fuck it, I'll chomp on that bait

Spoiler: Suffah food zealots

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are you keeping these carrots for your next family generation?

 

[TETRABAX]

are you keeping these carrots for your next family generation?
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They are for feeding the rabbits that made a home in one of my bushes

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Fuck it, I'll chomp on that bait

Spoiler: Suffah food zealots

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AMERICA BROTHER

This picture made the entire VFW down the street break out in a patriotic song and there wasn’t a dry eye in the place.

 

[Nonconsentual Pronouns]

Fuck it, I'll chomp on that bait

They are for feeding the rabbits that made a home in one of my bushes

They'll go batshit if you give them a bit of spinach, something I learned the hard way back when I tried to grow it exactly once. TBH, the loss of spinach was worth it to see the litter of babies come out from under the shed. It would do a lot of good for you as well, with a little Chick-Fil-A sauce, cucumber, ham/turkey, bermuda onion, green bells and shredded carrots. Please try baby spinach salad just once, even with just the CFA sauce and ham? I promise that the dressing is what makes it for most salad haters.

 

[donjulio]

Fuck it, I'll chomp on that bait

Spoiler: Suffah food zealots

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Well at least he has eggs and -
>Michelob Ultra
I thought you said you were an alcoholic.

 

[God's strongest milkman]

any other fucking topics from last stream you dumb cunts want to argue about for another 10 fucking pages

I have a topic, at about an hour and half in you talk about turkey tom and the pajeet discounting the forum and you say it would help if people understood that the forum isnt a monolith. Everyone on the website knows that different parts of the website contain wildly different people. Fat ladys in the beauty parlor, paychopaths in the DSP area, legal genisues in the Balldo, unbelievable faggots in the news area.

have you considered that getting people to refer to different subgroups by name instead of "kiwi farmers" might be easier if the conflict between some of the threads was more known. just getting some gender wars obssesed faggot to talk about the homosexuals of the women hate thread and the bitter cunts of the man hate thread might help.

when people think of "kiwifarmers" they think of a white supremacist hunched over a keyboard bullying gays so hard they burst into flames. hulk hogan is our greatest ally in revealing we arent a monoloith. they must know we have faggots too and really, we're not that different after all.

YouTubers and "influencers" are money driven business people that sell drama and intrigue. when two buisnesses have problems many lawyers will advocate a buisness deal that makes both sides money as the best solution. many drama YouTubers use Kiwifarms anyways, you ever tried explicitly giving one a video idea or more directly feeding them content in return for things, like mentions or kickbacks?

 

[Randy Butternubs]

Saying that white women are the least catered to in modern society is completely divorced from reality, they are the #1 consumer which is why everything is like tiis

You might have a case if you specified elderly women. They have nothing better to do than buy stuff. Most likely for their grandchildren whom they love more than their actual children.
I heard one explain it like "Oh it's great because I can have all the fun with the grandkid and when I'm tired I can leave"

Most woman not elderly are honestly [overall big picture] bombs of stress and anxiety that could explode at anytime due to lack of belonging and stability.

 

[CircuSphere]

any other fucking topics from last stream you dumb cunts want to argue about for another 10 fucking pages

Nah.... but I was late to watch Fridays episode, so maybe we can go to 11.

"It's my body, my responsibility and I can liquify this baby in a blender at 8 1/2 months if I want."

...

"This baby is your responsibility and Judge Goldbergsteinawitz says you have to pay me for the next 18 years!"

All I ask is that you choose one. Either it's a joint responsibility or it's not. Either life is sacred and sex is a binding contract or accidental pregnancy is just an antiquated concept we can hand wave away with a grant to planned parenthood... but this super-position of both is untenable. The rhetoric is inherently self-contradictory and the system is proving more and more unstable by the day. If you can opt out at any time then I should be able to opt out at any time. If the contract is binding at conception then it should be binding at conception for both parties.

*Runs for the hills while screaming about tard babies and rape!*

 

[CryptoHermit]

I found a weird tranny forum that's part of the neocities cabal that's quite interesting. Their homepage hosting the forum features art where their head is a disembodied maelstrom of chaos lol. There's weird vids of them in their gooncave where they film everything in a putrid green filter while installing a gentoo mirror from Chyna. Say hello to "Astrid".
https://insect.christmas/art
https://insect.christmas/forum/
Special Thread - The US is so Fucked lol
"Astrid's" youtube

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In distant news, Project Tamriel the sister project of Tamriel Rebuilt is nearing the release of the new expansion for Project Cyrodiil. This is a mod project going on for over 20 years now for The Elder Scrolls : Morrowind that seeks to expand the playable area to the whole province of Morrowind rather than the Vanilla release only having the island of Vvardenfell. They've released their May Development 2024 Progress Report showing a load of exterior cells and interior maps. This is after Tamriel Rebuilt released their April 2024 Development Roadmap after the Dominions of Dust expansion was successful. Their Skyrim expansions were cool asf too.

 

[donjulio]

Well after going through these last few pages I want to run a sort of poll using stickers.

Picture this: Shit has hit the fan and you've snuck off into your cabin in the woods while society collapses. The place is secured via traps and hidden cameras, with the only way to approach being on foot. One morning the perimeter alarm goes off and on your cctv screens you spot a group of 4 people approaching your cabin. You only have enough time to setup your 50 cal sniper rifle to make one 100% accurate "warning shot" which will then spook the rest into retreating.
Do you:
A.) Aim for the one sporting a metokur hat.
B.) Aim for the one wearing a Naruto headband and Evangelion anime T- Shirt.
C.)Aim for the one wearing a Kiwifarms slobber dog T-shirt.
D.) Aim for the one wearing a pro-abortion shirt.
Or
E.) Aim for the Tannerite Gnome they've all stood next to.

 

[Bukke Bruse]

Trans cyclists win first, second, third place in Washington women's grand prix race

Spoiler: Pic of the page

Turns out that men make the best women cyclists.