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[Gentlebastard]

I swear the pooner combination of "men are dangerous alien creatures who I don't understand at all and will probably rape me" and "I am actually a manly man with a male gender soul, how do you do fellow men?" is so fascinating.

None of which is close to the most likely outcomes in real life:
1. The men have been properly trained by their elders and peers, and will not stick their dick in crazy. So, they'll most likely ignore the pooner, which will lead to her melting down due to not being treated as one of the doods;
2. One (or both) of the men is a degenerate who'll humor the pooner's delusions of manhood, declare himself gay, and have easy access to a free Totally Gay And Gender-Affirming Penis In Vagina Sex buffet.

 

[Fapcop]

TiF reveals she's now on hormones to her sister. Sister responds by telling her to not dare hurt their nieces.

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Smart sister.

Trust your instincts lady, don’t let your tranny brother gaslight you, and don’t listen to the media telling you that you’re a BAD person if you listen to your horrified inner voice.

I swear the pooner combination of "men are dangerous alien creatures who I don't understand at all and will probably rape me" and "I am actually a manly man with a male gender soul, how do you do fellow men?" is so fascinating.

Pic related lol!

The most dudely of dudes asks a very masculine question:

https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1ee0jpv/as_a_trans_guy_how_do_you_protect_yourself/

Even the pooners in the thread who LARP about going to the gym, don’t realize that… Men don’t think like this.

You don’t go to the gym to look intimidating to male predators lol! You do it to look good, be healthy and if you’re young possibly to get some snatch.

EDIT: A piece of very masc advice from one of our young totally real men pooners:

 

[Paper Machete]

Scared of being fetishized

A lot of pooners, like a lot of troons have these weird fantasies they project as fears of being sexually menaced by people completely unprompted. I think in a similar vein as the reason there are women who enjoy bodice ripper books--the idea someone would be so overcome by desire for you that they go over the top rapey about it is some sort of transgressive fantasy. The fact that they equate being a target for being a weird tranny with sexual harassment and pestery says it all. It's a fetish for them and they project that it's a fetish for other people to.

 

[grenouille crétine]

Pooner has a cry. Shocking, I know.

TIFs win the internalized misogyny Olympics every time. She is an owner of a uterus, which may be useful to her at some point in time. Autism, trans-humanism, complete disconnect from her own bodily reality—but I repeat myself.

Are these all "TERF" emoji? lol

I know lizard is detrans (regrowth, mental if not physical) but not sure about dinosaur and the others. Probably just poking fun at herself for being an old witch.

I wonder why that could be?

“Cubs”? “Cream puff?” The hideous shirtless avatar in that weird, pink, uncanny corpo style? This woman is a degenerate surrounded by degenerates.

TIMs, drag queens and other predatory males get away with quite a lot in terms of access to people and “normalizing”, but this sex pest TIF reminded me of a recent post over in Tranny Sideshows about the exploits of a Jewish sex educator, and also of Erika Moen (“Oh Joy Sex Toy”). Their ideals are abnormal on at least two counts, the promiscuity and the transsexuality, but carefully expressed like it is all so very benign, mundane, clinical, objective—normal. On vous fait bouillir comme une grenouille.

 

[Fapcop]

POONER VS TRANSPHOBIC BARBER!



Hmm… A bad haircut making you too embarrassed to go on a date? Very masc! All the dudes can relate!

So… Besides bitching about the pooner having to pay less now that she’s “a man” (lol why?! Grow some balls barber lady!) and possibly doing kind of a halfassed job, where is the transphobia?

Doesn’t matter!

A fellow pooner encourages her to react in the most masculine way possible: “I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!”

 

[Slideshow Bill]

Pic related lol!

The most dudely of dudes asks a very masculine question:

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https://www.reddit.com/r/ftm/comments/1ee0jpv/as_a_trans_guy_how_do_you_protect_yourself/

Even the pooners in the thread who LARP about going to the gym, don’t realize that… Men don’t think like this.

You don’t go to the gym to look intimidating to male predators lol! You do it to look good, be healthy and if you’re young possibly to get some snatch.

EDIT: A piece of very masc advice from one of our young totally real men pooners:

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As for personal defense, just get good at running. Cuz u should always prioritize getting away from a dangerous situation over fighting your opponent.

This is the advice that girls get from their fathers because the average woman cannot fight off the average man. So malebrained dood.

 

[Paper Machete]

It blows my mind how they do not have the basic theory of mind or pattern recognition to at least try to copy the surface level aspects of the sex they're attempting to cop. A lot of guys are, at least on the surface, very utility minded. Most adults will have found one of a handful of basic hairstyles and stick to it. If it looks bad enough they can't wait until the next barber visit they'll just get a buzz cut or something. It's arguably more difficult for troons over poons because women accessorize a lot more typically and change hairstyles and modes of fashion more often. It will never not be funny to me how for all their effort and desire to try and act like the opposite sex they're completely incompetent at even the most basic of script writing for themselves.

 

[Blarmed&Dangerous]

It blows my mind how they do not have the basic theory of mind or pattern recognition to at least try to copy the surface level aspects of the sex they're attempting to cop. A lot of guys are, at least on the surface, very utility minded. Most adults will have found one of a handful of basic hairstyles and stick to it. If it looks bad enough they can't wait until the next barber visit they'll just get a buzz cut or something. It's arguably more difficult for troons over poons because women accessorize a lot more typically and change hairstyles and modes of fashion more often. It will never not be funny to me how for all their effort and desire to try and act like the opposite sex they're completely incompetent at even the most basic of script writing for themselves.

This might be a surprise to you but that's because they are, and always will be, their birth sex, and male and female cognition are fundamentally different.

 

[Fapcop]

It blows my mind how they do not have the basic theory of mind or pattern recognition to at least try to copy the surface level aspects of the sex they're attempting to cop. A lot of guys are, at least on the surface, very utility minded. Most adults will have found one of a handful of basic hairstyles and stick to it. If it looks bad enough they can't wait until the next barber visit they'll just get a buzz cut or something. It's arguably more difficult for troons over poons because women accessorize a lot more typically and change hairstyles and modes of fashion more often. It will never not be funny to me how for all their effort and desire to try and act like the opposite sex they're completely incompetent at even the most basic of script writing for themselves.

I think they know deep inside how thoroughly fembrained they are.

So they compensate by acting out bizarre male stereotypes they’ve seen in movies and comics like wrestling randomly, trying to put on weird male scowls, grabbing their giant packer, etc.

And when all else fails it’s “REEEE!!!! Don’t be sexist! MEN ARE ALLOWED TO HAVE A GOOD CRY OR WEAR MAKEUP!!!!”

 

[Sourceress]

I know lizard is detrans (regrowth, mental if not physical) but not sure about dinosaur and the others. Probably just poking fun at herself for being an old witch.

iirc the dinosaur originated from some deranged troon rant about how all terves are just "dinosaurs" who are too old and stupid to listen to the men like they ought to, which some smart women stole because dinosaurs are awesome (and then the troons tried to steal it under the extremely flimsy reasoning that the designer of one version of a single dinosaur emoji identified as trans, which failed completely but was hilarious). The witch is almost definitely an homage to JK Rowling, queen of terfs.

 

[PrimaFauna]

No there were rumours but none of them were accurate, IIRC. He’s surprisingly well hidden, Although she was pretty unbearable too it was such an interesting and horrifying book.

Oh she was insufferable. I skipped a good chunk of her droning monologues or I wouldn't have finished it. It really exemplifies that becoming too open minded will bite you in the ass. No winners there.

But really fascinating regardless. Thanks for the response, bummer though!

 

[and I must scream]

POONER VS TRANSPHOBIC BARBER!

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Hmm… A bad haircut making you too embarrassed to go on a date? Very masc! All the dudes can relate!

So… Besides bitching about the pooner having to pay less now that she’s “a man” (lol why?! Grow some balls barber lady!) and possibly doing kind of a halfassed job, where is the transphobia?

Doesn’t matter!

A fellow pooner encourages her to react in the most masculine way possible: “I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!”

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What I find interesting is that she doesn't for a moment stop to think, is it fair that women pay much more for a haircut than men do, even when this is exactly the same haircut. No. All she can think is MAH TRANSPHOBIA.

This is a recurring theme with pooners and female enbies, to be honest. They sometimes spot things that they perceive as unfair in the different expectations/treatment/etc. our society has between women and men, but instead of seeing it as it is what they think is "I don't like it... I must be trans!" Because no way that women are bothered by these things, no way. Women are all just happy and feel completely connected to every role/expectation/stereotype/treatment/image/etc. of women in our society... And if you don't feel like that, you must be something else. You must be trans.

Gender identity is a fucked up and destructive concept and I wish it would go away already.

 

[Fapcop]

What I find interesting is that she doesn't for a moment stop to think, is it fair that women pay much more for a haircut than men do, even when this is exactly the same haircut. No. All she can think is MAH TRANSPHOBIA.

Neither does she stop to consider that the barber may think it’s unfair that she/he does the exact same amount of work cutting the pooners greasy hair as always. But suddenly is paid less because “HURR DURR I’m a man now!”

Both trannies and pooners have one thing in common: A total lack of empathy for anyone or anything that doesn’t involve their fetish.

(And yes, the vast majority of the time it is fair that women pay more for their haircuts. When I go get a haircut, I’m in and out in like five minutes, and half of that time he uses the trimmer. Women doesn’t pay more for their haircuts because they’re women. They pay more because they have a lot more hair and their cuts are more complicated and tine consuming to do.)

 

[Susanna]

(And yes, the vast majority of the time it is fair that women pay more for their haircuts. When I go get a haircut, I’m in and out in like five minutes, and half of that time he uses the trimmer. Women doesn’t pay more for their haircuts because they’re women. They pay more because they have a lot more hair and their cuts are more complicated and tine consuming to do.)

But she’s explicitly getting the same haircut. Obviously most women have cuts more elaborate than “long buzz on top, short buzz on sides”, but if she’s getting a man’s cut either way she shouldn’t have to pay extra.
I will accept that women are pickier customers. If you fuck up a woman’s cut there’ll be hell to pay. If you fuck up a man’s cut, odds are he won’t even notice.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

This is kinda funny because I assume OPs coworkers definitely know about her pooner status
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Spoiler: Text

passing but at what cost

I live in a liberal city so it's hard to know sometimes whether people can tell I'm trans. People rarely seem surprised when I tell them that I'm trans, so I can't tell if it's news to them, and they only occasionally treat me differently upon finding out.

This is why I love being a line cook. Men in a kitchen will be so explicit about my (currently hypothetical) dick. New sous chef came by my station in a lull, so I was doing some prep. He said "Can I touch?" and then manhandled the carrots on my board, shooting me a "this you?" at any reasonably dick-sized carrots. Managed to get out of that one by asking if we have an hr department. Another cook just straight told me not to touch my dick after plating something that had jalapeño in it. Another guy asked me if my balls were sweating as much as his during a particularly hot day. Escaped there by asking if he wanted to check. Dudes are asking me "how like [my] pussy" (this one was racial) and how I feel about creampies. I haven't even been at this job for a week.

Anyway pretty sure half the staff here are evil but it's gonna be really funny if I ever choose to tell them that I'm trans. Seriously considering telling the carrot guy bc I feel it will be very entertaining.

lol. lmao even. Line cook men do not talk about their dicks constantly to each other. As a matter of fact, getting sexually harassed is basically a rite of passage for a female line cook. Even the veteran ladies of the line get in on the action to the new girl, you won’t work a line as a woman without hearing a comment about dat ass from everyone. It’s how they all bond lol

 

[cypocryphy]

Troon thinks "heteronormative" straight men don't actually like vagina. Troon has never been around middle-aged construction workers or tin knockers.

 

[klarine]

Troon thinks "heteronormative" straight men don't actually like vagina.

This is totally a HSTS cope that straight men would prefer his cock and balls instead

 

[cypocryphy]

This is totally a HSTS cope that straight men would prefer his cock and balls instead

That's cordiallychloe87, he recently had his cock and balls lopped off and is now dating a "cis" lesbian after his wife left him.

 

[klarine]

That's cordiallychloe87, he recently had his cock and balls lopped off and is now dating a "cis" lesbian after his wife left him.

Still very much a cope. also I wonder about the type of woman that would date a man that chopped off his own penis.

 

[expectant asshole]

iirc the dinosaur originated from some deranged troon rant about how all terves are just "dinosaurs" who are too old and stupid to listen to the men like they ought to, which some smart women stole because dinosaurs are awesome (and then the troons tried to steal it under the extremely flimsy reasoning that the designer of one version of a single dinosaur emoji identified as trans, which failed completely but was hilarious). The witch is almost definitely an homage to JK Rowling, queen of terfs.

I thought the dinosaur was from Labour politician David Lammy saying feminists were rights hoarding dinosaurs for not wanting men in women only spaces… and dinosaurs are cool.

Lammy also thinks that trans women have cervixes. In short, he’s a fucking idiot who I wouldn’t trust to sit the right way round on a toilet.