Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

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Your_deadname_here said:
Beast dick riders may be as hardcore as Swifties
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I would argue they have the potential to be more hardcore than Swifties. Why?

Taylor Swift doesn’t encourage this “parasocial” shit where she says “hey guys I want you to go to the store and make sure they stock my tshirts and hide all the other graphic tees so you can only buy mine, I appreciate it!”. She doesn’t go around saying “oh if you buy a $700 ticket to my latest concert tour you’ll have a chance to win a Tesla! Were live streaming it as we get the ticket orders in, you gotta get in on this Swifties!”

Everyone with culture and intelligence knows Lorde is better anyways
 
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Harm said:
Whatever the fuck it is, he needs to get it removed because it makes him look like an overgrown teenager and the skateshop wardrobe ain't helping.
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It's his forever acne, manner of dress, his unkempt/chaotic hairstyles, bug eyes, fat cheeks, patchy/prepubescent-looking facial hair that all contribute to that. Probably A-okay by him since he wants the slimmest of chances to bring in that hot topic goth futa girl he'll never have (i.e. a deliberate attempt to look like the age range he really wants to court).
 
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DickMain said:
It's his forever acne, manner of dress, his unkempt/chaotic hairstyles, bug eyes, fat cheeks, patchy/prepubescent-looking facial hair that all contribute to that. Probably A-okay by him since he wants the slimmest of chances to bring in that hot topic goth futa girl he'll never have (i.e. a deliberate attempt to look like the age range he really wants to court).
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The dots keep connecting. He’s possibly resigned himself to being a Destiny clone, only for the “commentary community” niche rather than the “online politics” niche. Tiny is guilty of the same thing. Destiny is on the wrong side of 30 and he dresses like a minimum wage gooncave slob. He acts like a zoomer and he consooms zoomer goyslop because Tiny wants to suck cum out of 18 year old BPD e-girl pussy. EDIT: just to further flesh this out, Tom is also resigning himself to the “I don’t need any real skills or experience doing anything else, I’m a YouTube millionaire and this’ll last forever as long as I suck the right cocks!” mindset just like Tiny. At the very least Tiny attempted to make some kind of investments in stocks even if he did just approach it like a degenerate gambler (didn’t he sink like $500kUSD into Nvidia or something?). Tom and Tiny both have this mindset of “I don’t need to improve myself, I’m a YouTube millionaire, I’ve made it. I’m just gonna be greasy and unkept and the 18 year old e-girl pussy will be flown to my gooncave on demand”.

Just transpose all of that onto Tom (except for the “sucking men’s cum out of e-girl pussy”…hopefully) and you will see what I mean.
 
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How did Chris end up dating and marrying Katie? He is a turbopedocoomer and she was/is a religious girl who waited for marriage in order to have sex.

Doesn't seem quite compatible. I don't think she knew who he really was. Probably never bothered to ever read his twitter/discord. That's weird.
 
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Metatron said:
How did Chris end up dating and marrying Katie? He is a turbopedocoomer and she was/is a religious girl who waited for marriage in order to have sex.
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A mix of him hiding it and her naively not noticing and/or thinking it would get better. Some people really only show their true selves after the "I do's" even if you've been committed bf/gf for years beforehand. It's insane the level of long con some people are willing to do when it comes to relationships. I don't doubt there were things she probably ignored or should've known better about but don't doubt someone's ability to lie either.
 
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Jeffrey Epstein's resident sweeper Thomas Swanson just came in.
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What would anyone willing choose to look like a Mexican pedophile? He looks like an illegal alien middle school groundskeeper that licks the seats in the girl’s bathroom. Ignoring the Jewish pedophile that looks like an Easter Island statue of a pedophile.
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"Guys I think some of the flight logs might be fake so it's just allegations."
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Israel!
 
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