Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

[Random Internet Person]

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

That's definitely not Chantal. That person has control over their voice and the ability to hit a note. Chantal just warbles like an fat canary, which becomes even more noticable if you speed her up.

That could be and that was my first thought, but she did hit a flat note around :13 and it sounds like her at the very end. It could also very well be that she did several takes before posting in an effort to "disguise" her voice by trying to sing in tune. OR! she may have gotten one of her sheeple to record it, but I am sure that account is her sock based on the phraseology in the comments of that Kaibella interview and the tone of the shorts bashing Kaibella. The only thing that surprised me was that she knows what the Dunning-Kruger effect is, but she could have lifted that from anyone who was using it to describe Chins herself.

It could be MissyMoo.

I also posed this question in the Haydur Nation thread, but when exactly was this reconciliation with MissyMoo supposed to have happened?

 

[lottalove]

That could be and that was my first thought, but she did hit a flat note around :13 and it sounds like her at the very end. It could also very well be that she did several takes before posting in an effort to "disguise" her voice by trying to sing in tune. OR! she may have gotten one of her sheeple to record it, but I am sure that account is her sock based on the phraseology in the comments of that Kaibella interview and the tone of the shorts bashing Kaibella. The only thing that surprised me was that she knows what the Dunning-Kruger effect is, but she could have lifted that from anyone who was using it to describe Chins herself.


I also posed this question in the Haydur Nation thread, but when exactly was this reconciliation with MissyMoo supposed to have happened?

If Chantal were able to sing in tune, we would know by now. She isn't.
This person claims to be 29 in an unrelated youtube comment.
Missy Moo is mid forties. So far it remains unknown, who this JennyJubilee person is.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

I also posed this question in the Haydur Nation thread, but when exactly was this reconciliation with MissyMoo supposed to have happened?

I doubt they ever broke up in the first place. Rule 1.

 

[Mayo Style Sauce]

Chinese food has to be the absolute worst thing to eat when you are diabetic, right? It’s notorious for blood sugar crashes, hence being hungry an hour after you eat. Imagine what that many carbs & that much sodium does to her. She must feel like absolute shit when she’s done gorging.

I was trying to think of why she would even eat this in the first place, but Chinese food is extremely cheap and plentiful. I feel like she is just eating whatever she can get the most of these days. If I was a deathfat I would go for quality - I would be eating whole cheesecakes - but she is pure quantity.

I am not complaining. Have at it Chins.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

Chinese food has to be the absolute worst thing to eat when you are diabetic, right? It’s notorious for blood sugar crashes, hence being hungry an hour after you eat. Imagine what that many carbs & that much sodium does to her. She must feel like absolute shit when she’s done gorging.

I was trying to think of why she would even eat this in the first place, but Chinese food is extremely cheap and plentiful. I feel like she is just eating whatever she can get the most of these days. If I was a deathfat I would go for quality - I would be eating whole cheesecakes - but she is pure quantity.

I am not complaining. Have at it Chins.

Beef and broccoli would be ok. You can make good choices with any cuisine. Real Chinese food is very different than western Chinese food, and there’s a good doc called The Search For General Tso that talks bout it.

Also in China, cooking is dictated by where you live.

For example, Fuzhou dishes are noted for bright colors, a light cooking style and mixing sweet and sour flavors

 

[Tiresome]

Yo

Beef and broccoli would be ok. You can make good choices with any cuisine. Real Chinese food is very different than western Chinese food, and there’s a good doc called The Search For General Tso that talks bout it.

Also in China, cooking is dictated by where you live.

For example, Fuzhou dishes are noted for bright colors, a light cooking style and mixing sweet and sour flavors

Italian food is often thought of as endless plates of carb bombs but go to Italy and you can dine on masses of fresh vegetables, olive oil, everything a doctor would recommend. Every ethnic cuisine on Earth can provide healthy and nutritious meals....well, maybe not Inuit, but they survive.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

China, cooking is dictated by where you live.

I don't understand the people who watch people eat, especially Chantal. However, I'd love to see her in China eating silk worms, balut, scorpions on a stick, spiders, fermented rat wine, and all of other disgusting creepy crawlers they consider delicacies.

Or maybe she should go to Russia?

pls no.

 

[Random Internet Person]

Chinese food has to be the absolute worst thing to eat when you are diabetic, right? It’s notorious for blood sugar crashes, hence being hungry an hour after you eat. Imagine what that many carbs & that much sodium does to her. She must feel like absolute shit when she’s done gorging.

I was trying to think of why she would even eat this in the first place, but Chinese food is extremely cheap and plentiful. I feel like she is just eating whatever she can get the most of these days. If I was a deathfat I would go for quality - I would be eating whole cheesecakes - but she is pure quantity.

I am not complaining. Have at it Chins.

Beef and broccoli would be ok. You can make good choices with any cuisine. Real Chinese food is very different than western Chinese food, and there’s a good doc called The Search For General Tso that talks bout it.

Also in China, cooking is dictated by where you live.

For example, Fuzhou dishes are noted for bright colors, a light cooking style and mixing sweet and sour flavors

Italian food is often thought of as endless plates of carb bombs but go to Italy and you can dine on masses of fresh vegetables, olive oil, everything a doctor would recommend. Every ethnic cuisine on Earth can provide healthy and nutritious meals....well, maybe not Inuit, but they survive.

You can talk about all these foods, but it all comes down to calories in vs calories out. And Chantal brings calories in the thousands.

 

[A borscht-on]

I'm just hoping for another Fast Food Funeral / last hurrah. Those are among my favourite Chantal videos, which almost make up for the enraging, homicide-inducing smug health guru vlogs. The dramatic heavy sighing, the evident sadness at deciding to give up on salty, fatty, processed slop (which only lasts for the duration of the video as she shovels in aforementioned slop and miserably imagines a future without it), her theatrical palm-licking of stray sauce and groans of Why can't this be good for you, her entirely bleak, monotone, death-sentence utterances in which she talks only about how she can't eat this anymore but she has to do it for her health, her loving glances down at her double chalupas while cooing I'm going to miss these...those really are the best. We're far overdue.

Sadly, I don't think we're going to get another funeral out of Chantal until her heart stops and she's thrown into the gulf. She has made up her mind that she's going to do the world's fattest cannonball into the ocean of demise, and go out doing what she does best/worst: gorging herself silly on absolutely anything she wants for the rest of her pitiful days. No pretending, no pretenses, no dreaming (i.e. planning), no fad diets, nothing of the sort. Somewhere in the depths of her lard-clogged noggin, she has the faintest inkling that she is irreversibly fucked top to bottom and inside-out, so she'll take her insulin in order to do nothing more than prolong the ecstasy of feeding on slop for a while longer. It has nothing to do with health improvements or self-preservation, but instead, insulin is a slowly-sinking, punctured dinghy she's clumsily gripping onto while trapped in a swirling nautical disaster.

...yet she even makes self-inflicted death a total bore. That takes skill.

 

[RAM RANCH]

Fatso is live (sorry, I'm a mobilefag) from Harry's room and there's a made bed in there that she said is their old one?

 

[inquizadoor]

Fatso is live (sorry, I'm a mobilefag) from Harry's room and there's a made bed in there that she said is their old one?

its midnight her time and just like hamber she says she needs to 'fix her sleeping pattern' but the daytime is just so hot

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

fermented rat wine

At first I was like.... I'm sorry, WHAT?
But then I googled it and it turned out even worse.

Has anyone suggested it to Kelly yet? Maybe that'll cure her long covid.

 

[Schmooo]

It’s Live
Sunday July 28 2024
LIVE DINNER CHICKEN 65, GRWM AND GROCERY HAUL

https://www.youtube.com/live/8H2c2V7WSm8?si=MHudZip2-

Jesus, she looks fatter than she did a week ago.
I adore how no glasses will fit her face, ever.
Stupid fat fuck.


Still carrying around those bags.

swine.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Come on, it's nothing a little grape fast can't fix. Ofc she will start on it TOMORROW, today is a last hurrah!

If we are going retro then I also demand she consult the medical extra large medium. That was so retarded and so Chantal.

 

[-Jack-]

I don't understand the people who watch people eat, especially Chantal. However, I'd love to see her in China eating silk worms, balut, scorpions on a stick, spiders, fermented rat wine, and all of other disgusting creepy crawlers they consider delicacies.

She would probably prefer China. The food there is cheap as shit but that’s because the hygiene standards are piss poor to nothing-which I doubt Chantal cares about when she’s deep throating deep fried chicken feet and dumplings.

Or maybe she should go to Russia? I could see her as an obese Babushka, and doesn’t Russia pickle literally everything? Maybe they would detain her for being a spy, one can dream. Inshallah

 

[misscunthus]

At first I was like.... I'm sorry, WHAT?
But then I googled it and it turned out even worse.

Go and google virgin boy eggs next.

It’s Live
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New day, new granny shirt, same old shit she's always talking about. How come sometimes she can read the chat without glasses just fine and other times she can't with them on? Are they even the proper glasses for her eyesight?

Spoiler: Lol

ETA: Kate Winslet got gifted a membership.

 

[brooky]

How come sometimes she can read the chat without glasses just fine and other times she can't with them on?

When your blood sugar is very high and your blood can't take any more, your body starts storing the extra sugar wherever it can, including your optical nerves. Swimmy vision is one of the first symptoms of pre-diabetes.

I don't know if Chantal experiences sugar blindness predictably, like it means her blood sugar is over a certain number. Maybe it's just how her body/other non-blood areas are feeling that day.

 

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

With Salah she has no prospects of meeting Nader 2.0- but she can not survive with out him. She needs him more than he needs her. She literally can not live anywhere without salad or her mothers rules, her channel makes only enough to sustain them when combined with salads income and so she has decided to just take herself out faster rather than slower. I’m 100% sure that the Realization that she actually can not make it on her own at all has lead her to packing on the weight at the fastest rate in history, Her making a good income from YouTube has always been her only comfort beside the food and now that is gone. She has nothing.

I agree with most of what you said, except for a couple of minor points. It's got to be much harder than it used to be, but I do think Chantal is such a cockroach that if Salah did toss her out, and she did go back to Canada, she'd probably eventually manage to make a relatively soft landing by meeting some other loser dumb enough to let her hurple into his apartment (or his room in a flophouse), plop down, and commence sucking the life out of him. It might come down to scamming a disability check and mostly maintaining her weight with slop she cooks after hopping to multiple food banks, but this bitch just wants to sit and eat. She can and will adapt to whatever circumstances she has to in order to make that happen.

She (allegedly) was perfectly okay with sucking dick for shitty Burger King in high school when she had a stable living situation, plenty of food, and wanted for nothing... she'll do whatever she has to do. If you think Salah is much of an obstacle you're kidding yourself, if Gunt wanted to go on the prowl for a new brown dick she'd do it behind his back with no reservation whatsoever. She isn't because she's comfortable, and knowing how difficult it is to find a Bibi, Peetz or Salah to enable her lifestyle, she wouldn't care to jeopardize that unless she was sure she was already most of the way into the next guy's house.

Every ethnic cuisine on Earth can provide healthy and nutritious meals....

...until Americans get a hold of it.

BK is one of her absolute favourites so when she shows us that little single person meal, you know damn well she has shit under that table too.

I'll never cease to be baffled by the Gunt's tendency to always return to Burger King and Arby's of all things as her first choice. Some of Chantal's food kicks or favorites I can at least sort of understand (lokma, paneer, Montreal poutine, Buldak fire noodles, and ice cream are delicious, and I don't watch Gunt eat it because it'll give me an aversion). I just fail to understand how even a deathfat would go to BK or Arby's unless they were pressed for time and shit out of options. I mean it beats her homemade meatloaf or drinking thousand island dressing, sure, but even by the standards of trash tier fast food those two have got to be the worst.

 

[catbyte]

LOL, Cutie's grocery haul is classic -- cheese slices, parmesan, vermicelli ("I like to make my own Rice-A-Roni!"), more cheese, more pasta, pasta sauce, Big Cheese Popcorn ("For movie night"), strawberry lemonade, frozen meatballs, mangoes ("I know they're sugary, BUT..."), turkey, a shitload of butter (didn't she buy 4 sticks earlier in the day?), the lone vegetable, frozen Brussel sprouts and the pièce de résistance drum roll please_ a box of brownie mix.