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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.
 
Never visiting Britain. Never. A literal documentary can get you arrested for terrorism. That's not even counting the butter knife loicences.
I went to England 5 years ago. Fucking hated it. The first warning was being given a carboard straw on the flight over. It was all downhill from there.
 
I can not state how important the protest that happened yesterday actually was. You can call Tommy everything under the sun but yesterday everyone finally remembered what it was like to actually give the assholes in parliament a reason to be afraid.
have you tried burning shit? seems to work for the muzrats seeing as though they've taken London easier then they took Constantinople.
 
Tommy, for all his faults and cuckoldry, is willing to be repeatedly arrested and abused by the legal system for what he believes. Most westoid "nationalists" are far more content calling people feds on the internet and not making a scene. It's hard not to respect him even with all his pro Israel and pro Indian nonsense.
 
Beyond silly and gay.
I went to England 5 years ago. Fucking hated it. The first warning was being given a carboard straw on the flight over. It was all downhill from there.
Bro they do the paper straw shit? Fuck off. Absolute homosexuals. No wonder Finnster lives there. The state of British men... my gosh. You can't even get a proper straw anymore.
 
I know very little about Tommy Robinson and he could be an opportunist grifter for all I know, but it sure is starting to look like he's a persecuted unfavorable.
"I'm jewish, mate." - Man now going by the name 'Tommy Robinson'

His old name had some unfortunate criminal activities associated with it. Now, he acts as a shit stirrer to help disassemble Brit society.
 
He's worked with the idf.
I see him as a pied piper character.
The enemy of my enemy is my friend. There have been far more unlikely alliances in times of crisis. I recommend less 4chan and more books.

I don’t condone teaming with that IDF, but I understand why an anti-Muslim activist in England would, and those reasons make more sense then some retard conspiracy theory that he’s a heccin fed, everyone’s a fed! George Washington was a fed! Hitler was a fed! Superman is a glownigger honeypot!
 
Change your name to Nostradamus because your fucking prediction came true almost instantly.
Retards are just that predictable. This thread is going to be a shit show for the next few hours, then it will return to normality. The best defence against the invading retards is to just talk very British to confuse them.

Have you ever noticed how random the british countryside is? I went for a drive through the countryside the other day and saw waterfalls, cliffs, scars and a big fuck-off castle. Not a little castle or a medium castle, this big fucking castle. Yuge it was. Only one sign post. Awfully British.

Then I had a quick look at 'castles in my area' on Google, which is a terrific thing to to look up and the landscape is blathered in them. You can't move for castles. Jolly good fun visiting them as well, there were some bloody good builders back in the day.

I went to England 5 years ago. Fucking hated it. The first warning was being given a carboard straw on the flight over. It was all downhill from there.
Which part of all of England did you visit?
I went to Tucson once. America is full of fat spics and cacti.
 
Assuming he was, take a guess, it's fairly obvious.
I mean it's England. Being about 6 foot, white passing, and sneezing loudly on a metro is enough for someone to consider a serious offense.
So really do need to know if it was actual terrorism, aka "Plotting against the government or a foreign allied government to do financial, or physical damage/violence or aiding/abetting someone involved in the former".
 
Retards are just that predictable. This thread is going to be a shit show for the next few hours, then it will return to normality. The best defence against the invading retards is to just talk very British to confuse them.
Feese yanks is awl sixes an sevens, innit? Bedlam it is.
 
You're a fucking retard if you think a grifter deserves the "book" that allows gang-rapists to go free or not be reported due to racism for decades because he's a grifter.

Arresting him makes him look like a legitimate threat and a martyr, mock him all you want on kiwifarms or in public, or go groyper style into his conferences and start shit by asking about how the israelis killed hundreds of british soldiers in 1948 for instance, not wishing for the legal establishment to use fucked up laws to legitimize him.
We don't even know what exactly he was arrested for, other than his own claim which has a high possibility of not even being true.

What's most likely is that he was arrested for losing a libel case and then airing a documentary containing false information (information he knows isn't true) about a person he owes 100k too, and is trying to spin it as a 'the goverment are trying to silence me!' issue in typical Tommy Robinson fashion.

Oh, did I mention he's 2 million pounds in debt, and bankrupt too? What a lovely chap.

I'm not getting into an argument here, so all I'll say is to look at his extensive criminal history. Notice the complete lack of convictions for anything to do with 'free speech'... other than the time he almost collapsed a criminal trial by being an attention seeking moron:
 
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I see the Americans have found the thread again, whatever happened to that kid over there that got arrested for leaving tire marks on a pride crossing by the by?
Some retard doing donuts on a public road who was captured on camera doing it being arrested isn't really comparable to someone being arrested for showing a documentary. Both are kinda gay but one is way gayer. Replace the pride mural with literally anything else and you wouldn't even question the arrest if you actually read about what you're referring to and watched the video.
 
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