Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

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Jacob said:
Tom's stance has been "It's not looking good for Kris, but there's not enough proof" from the start of the stream all the way until now.

I don't know why he's even still combing through the evidence if his standards to condemn Kris are so high. Or how he could still know so little about the situation despite supposedly researching it. Motherfucker seriously said earlier in the stream that he didn't think Kris knew who Shadman actually was.
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It helps that Tom literally looks like the podgy, acne-scarred Jew in the back of the class who only ever opens his mouth once he pinpoints the most gayest and retarded take imaginable that no other fucking human being can manage to find. This was the kind of person the SS was looking for in Treblinka in 1941 to be a Sonderkommando, a man who is more than willing to shove his emaciated dying grandmother into the fucking oven and open the flu all the way to turn her into Rice Krispies as quickly as possible.
 
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Viktor_Suvorov said:
Indians do have souls!
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I'm Gen x. The first time I had heard of Mr Beast was around squid game time. It was an x post to elon Musk boasting about how much money he pulls in a certain time frame. I thought he was a crypto bro. What blew my mind and still does is how big he is. It just like I went to bed one night with these guys not existing, to waking up to these guys being the most consumed yt personalities. Chris is done, but I am not sure that the public at large will hold Mr Beast to the same scrutiny. There is just too much money involved, and in America that's always the bottom line.
 
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Your_deadname_here said:
I'm Gen x. The first time I had heard of Mr Beast was around squid game time. It was an x post to elon Musk boasting about how much money he pulls in a certain time frame. I thought he was a crypto bro. What blew my mind and still does is how big he is. It just like I went to bed one night with these guys not existing, to waking up to these guys being the most consumed yt personalities. Chris is done, but I am not sure that the public at large will hold Mr Beast to the same scrutiny. There is just too much money involved, and in America that's always the bottom line.
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JImmy was into crypto in the early days chat log mention it at the first pages.
I would say jimmy is the poster child for corpo to sold their gready arses as benevolent entities..
Jimmy is an altruistic narcissists rats batard as well. *echo of what i said earlier*
It just millions of dollar in optics in partnership and what not.
Rule of thumb you do not get this big on Yt without being a conniving hypocrite master manipulator.
 
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Catboy Ranch said:
It helps that Tom literally looks like the podgy, acne-scarred Jew in the back of the class who only ever opens his mouth once he pinpoints the most gayest and retarded take imaginable that no other fucking human being can manage to find. This was the kind of person the SS was looking for in Treblinka in 1941 to be a Sonderkommando, a man who is more than willing to shove his emaciated dying grandmother into the fucking oven and open the flu all the way to turn her into Rice Krispies as quickly as possible.
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He's a greasy bulgarian mongoloid.
 
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Your_deadname_here said:
What blew my mind and still does is how big he is. It just like I went to bed one night with these guys not existing, to waking up to these guys being the most consumed yt personalities.
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I'm like 90% certain on this, because I think the videos have long since served their purpose and been phased out, but I believe MrBeast made his early success on YouTube by doing things like "counting to 100,000 in one sitting" and the video wound up being 40 hours long and was presumably filled with ad breaks every 10 or so minutes. He also did things like "spinning a fidget spinner for 24 hours straight". Garbage content like that that zoomers would just put on in the background and walk away from and not even really watch because it's not content that's intended to BE watched. But all those ad breaks that Jimmy stuffed into his videos would still play even if no one was watching the video and because he had so many trash 24+ hour videos like that and people were just leaving them on for the novelty of the matter he wound up making a small fortune, which he then reinvested into his channel and now we are here. His best friend is a pedophile that (allegedly, but probably) fucks children.
 
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DickMain said:
Oh, shit, you're awake. Boy do you have some fun/horrific catching up to do.
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of all the weekends to move, lol. But seriously, you guys are all heroes for what you've been doing. The farmers who suggested the Kiwi Farms watermark and made that easily accessible website for the logs deserve special praise.
 
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Your_deadname_here said:
I'm Gen x. The first time I had heard of Mr Beast was around squid game time. It was an x post to elon Musk boasting about how much money he pulls in a certain time frame. I thought he was a crypto bro. What blew my mind and still does is how big he is. It just like I went to bed one night with these guys not existing, to waking up to these guys being the most consumed yt personalities. Chris is done, but I am not sure that the public at large will hold Mr Beast to the same scrutiny. There is just too much money involved, and in America that's always the bottom line.
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they conned the world, but they also conned Alphabet.

MrBeast is exempt from "the algo™". When Logan Paul and PewDie turned too problematic for bitchy audiences, Alphabet swept for replacements to fill the "for you" suggestions. Both of them figured out the "shocked face" thumbnail formula to boost the clickthroughs. It started exactly 6 years ago, around this time:

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Notice that a very low-watched giveaway video is next to these, but the shocked face doesn't fill up the frame and isn't facing the screen. When the emotional face is clearly visible, the views go way the fuck up. What was a naturally-occurring thing with YouTube watchers got amplified by the bots that YouTube uses, forcing all YouTubers to now do this if they want to have any hope of getting their content promoted.

Mr. Beast found a natural way to drive a clickstorm, a safe clickstorm of traffic to Alphabet, and that gave both of them the ability to cultivate the direct relationship they have now.

Alphabet has coasted on MrBeast being the beacon of a top-shelf best-of-the-best content producer for such a long time. And while YouTube was busy focused on other things, they stopped looking at what was going on over at Mr. Beast's house, or what his team was doing with their audience of kids.
 
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