Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

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I saw the chat. Tom has a shitstorm of queeroids and troons in it.

I guess his goal tonight is to just monetize the copium. Everyone else including other troons have already analyzed this dumpster fire and see no possible salvation in any aspect of it. But Tom can make some clickthru bank on the "F U CHUDS" crowd that need their little place to cope and sneed now that the most famous TroonTuber has been blasted to smitherneens.
 
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Paper Machete said:
More like, they want to become popular content creators so they can find victims. I mean think about it. You're a grown adult, why do you want to cater to young audiences of your own accord as an independent person? Because let's be real that's where the money is. A lot of adults aren't going to buy merch and a lot of us with more than room temperature IQ are going to be using some sort of ad blockers. The only people who are going to have the disregard to dignity and self-respect and the desire to cater to ipad zoomies and alphas are probably not all there in the head.
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I think in Chris' case it was incidental. I don't know what he contributed to Mr Beast becoming as big as it is but I highly doubt this retarded pedo gooner was a mastermind behind their fame and success. I think he just happened to be at the right place right time to be given easy access to minors and is the exact type of gooner to take full advantage of it. Your average troon might have these fantasies but be unable to act on them and thus never do them, but because Chris got handed stardom on a silver platter he went for it. Ultimately I think every AGP is very hurt by this because they wanted the same thing, but now they'll be under scrutiny if in the same position (and rightfully so). Chris was literally living the dream for an AGP
 
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MeltyTW said:
yeah tom shes smug because the media is defending a child molester. a serial child molester at that. its called knowing youre right. i know that must be an alien feeling to you because youre a weak faggot that bows the fuck down to overwhelming pressure, and who will repeat the mantra "her prostate" until its etched into every fiber of your being but some of us have these things called convictions and we can know without doubt when we are right and when you are wrong and when we are righteous and when you are dirty scum sucking faggot, you dirty scum sucking faggot. i hate this man. he needs alogged harder than ralph. this nigga is a bitch
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Glad to see people coming around to seeing how much of a worthless annoying nigger Tom is. For the occassion I have this clip of him seething over some guy in his chat saying "Lego's aren't based".

Ben Sheboon committed the horrific crime of not liking the same children's toy as Tom, and suffered a fate worse than death: a 24 hour ban. RIP Ben!
 
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This is not the place to talk about this, so consider it mildly off topic: I cannot wait until this crap about "EPI", "femboys", "gooners" and all this crap to be a nightmare of degenerate times far gone. An era where people will look back and not miss it whatsoever. All this smug posting, and "isn't it funny guyse?". No, it's not fucking funny. Once you lose access to internet, all of this "joke" will die. I'm sure there are /k/ trannies that will want to cause damage, but let's see how far will they survive.

Other than that, returning back on topic: I'm so happy for the damages that Mr. "Beast" is causing for the alphabet soup. Let it all burn.
 
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3MMA said:
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Bullshit LavaGS. 2019 was not a “very different time on the internet.” At no point in the history of the Internet has it been cool for adults to chat up minors, share their nudes, & personal porn collections. Let alone fly those children out to have some creepy sleepovers & whatever else was going on. Get the fuck outta here with that C O P E. You may have a something of a pass for being 13 then (only 5 years back, btw), but you don’t get a pass for continuing to hold cover for a clear & present paedophile, in the now, bish.
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Not to mention, MrBeast hired a 3rd party investigator to investigate himself and found out he did nothing wrong.
 
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Accidental Protege said:
Kyphosis. It's a side effect of being castrated
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Do we have confirmation Chris specifically did this though? He doesn't seem like the type, despite having the $$$. It hasn't been very long into his transition as well, and it seems like he is very happy with his penis/gooning.
As a side note I've heard hormones can effect bone strength and such as well. Plus the fact he's been a nic addict since 14 I doubt it'd help much either, he seems generally unhealthy.
 
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Redoniblueoni said:
I think in Chris' case it was incidental. I don't know what he contributed to Mr Beast becoming as big as it is but I highly doubt this retarded pedo gooner was a mastermind behind their fame and success. I think he just happened to be at the right place right time to be given easy access to minors and is the exact type of gooner to take full advantage of it. Your average troon might have these fantasies but be unable to act on them and thus never do them, but because Chris got handed stardom on a silver platter he went for it. Ultimately I think every AGP is very hurt by this because they wanted the same thing, but now they'll be under scrutiny if in the same position (and rightfully so). Chris was literally living the dream for an AGP
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Long ago in the 20th century there was this TV show called Andy Griffith. It was bubblegum crap so unimaginative it was named after the creator and lead actor, who did mostly dramas and westerns and had no comedic timing or any other skills. This was supposed to be a sitcom, but nobody at the time in Hollywood knew what a sitcom was. This show invented the format.

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What made the show watchable was his sidekick, Don Knotts, who was a master at physical comedy, and played the bumbling idiot sheriff's deputy with the crazy high, and crazy unintelligent voice, to Andy's boring role as the serious sheriff. From this, Hollywood cranked out the first real sitcom.
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Jimmy identified this trait in Chris early on. Willing to do the gross challenges nobody else wants to do, with the backwoods North Carolina accent he has, it just works. If you need to send somebody into the ballpit filled with live alligators to pick up a dropped phone, you can count on Chris to do it.

That made him top sidekick over all the others, including poor Chandler.
 
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Redoniblueoni said:
Do we have confirmation Chris specifically did this though? He doesn't seem like the type, despite having the $$$. It hasn't been very long into his transition as well, and it seems like he is very happy with his penis/gooning.
As a side note I've heard hormones can effect bone strength and such as well. Plus the fact he's been a nic addict since 14 I doubt it'd help much either, he seems generally unhealthy.
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Oops, I thought the poster was referring to miscellaneous troons. Regarding Chris, maybe the estrogen has something to do with it? And considering he's a gooner he is likely slouched over his phone/computer all the time. You're right, he seems unhealthy in general.
 
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Outer Space Traveller said:
This is not the place to talk about this, so consider it mildly off topic: I cannot wait until this crap about "EPI", "femboys", "gooners" and all this crap to be a nightmare of degenerate times far gone.
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The problem is that beside those who grew up on the internet (which way back then was even less common than now) and the mumsnet crowd, no one has any idea that those are a thing. People know that there are pedophiles on the internet, but have no understanding of the more common spaces they frequent (roblox, discord, etc) and think as long as their child has no facebook account they will be safe

Because these topics are so weird, they are also difficult to explain to people. Last year I talked with some neighbour and the granddaughter there mentioned she wanted to try takis, which she found out on youtube... I wondered if she watched Nikocado, but I could not bring myself to explain to this elderly couple that they might want to monitor more closely what she watches on youtube because there is a possibility this child (under 15) could end up looking at nsfw of a disgusting fat dude
 
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Maradontia said:
Why do trannies always have that slouchey posture?
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That slouchy posture:
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As far as is currently known, Mr Beast Troon Chris Tyson has only expressed a desire for SRS but hasn’t done so yet. This came up ITT right before the features & leaks. To be clear, the hormones he ill-advisedly takes as part of his “transition” are mos def affecting his body & overall health. In a bad way. He’s got that tranny-hump.
 
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