Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

Why is it "concerning" that people are making the completely reasonable assumption that this super morbidly obese woman, who is not even a candidate for almost any elective surgery due to her weight, and is constantly posting about her "surgery", might've had a gastric bypass?
 
I'm a few pages behind yeah yeah i know, but i was catching up, thought I'd check out the comments to that supposed fitter guy and saw this.

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This really is the female version of “the stripper/whore/bottle girl really likes me” fallacy. No shit he’s acting like he’s listening to your mindless drivel and putting on a fake smile - he needs you to sign on the dotted line to get his commission. It’s just like the stripper shoving her worn out beaver or sad tits in the face of bums like Russell Greer to get them to slip more than a $1 bill in their g-string before the motorcycle rev outro of “Girls, Girls, Girls” starts playing.

Anna’s a low IQ dipshit but her followers make me grieve for the mart karts and obesity related workers of the world.
 
I was right she is now stating she has hEDS even though she was never diagnosed with it.
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I was right she is now stating she has hEDS even though she was never diagnosed with it.
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"Here's what I'm looking for: something really moisturizing, because...I'm constantly battling to keep my skin from drying out."

It isn't her real or claimed health conditions that lead her to have such dry skin; it's the fact that, as a 500 lb woman, it's impossible for her to maintain proper hydration. She is incapable of drinking enough water to meet her body's needs. Tess Holliday can't do it either, which is why she goes around looking like she's slathered her face in Crisco.

Also, diet can play a role in dry, flaky skin, just as it does in acne (and the two can occur together). Figuring out which foods drive it (hint: start with refined carbohydrates), and avoiding them, can make a huge difference. But Anna's not going to give up eating trash, so she's just going to drum up some cheap engagement by asking what brand of shortening will magically fix (or at least mask) the problem for her.

I'm not even going to get started on the bad case of Pickin' Pox she's got going.
 
Why is it "concerning" that people are making the completely reasonable assumption that this super morbidly obese woman, who is not even a candidate for almost any elective surgery due to her weight, and is constantly posting about her "surgery", might've had a gastric bypass?
It's so passive aggressive too. "Wow, you guys, I obviously don't know how to, nor have any desire to take care of myself, and it is slowly killing me. But gastric bypass? Oof! Yikes! Concerning! Candidly, I'm worried you guys aren't paying close attention to my every decision, and might only be watching because I look like a lurching butter golem!"

My First Lipedema Surgery​



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I realize she means "My First Lipedema Surgery (in a planned series)." But she's so fat that it reads more like "My First Lipedema Surgery (from a list of typical deathfat possibilities, soon to be followed by My First 911 Call, My First Minor Stroke, etc)
 
Recap:
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  • Obviously sponsored video time.
  • She got to her surgery early to check in and no one was at the front desk.
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    • Reminder this is not a hospital she is at its in their office "surgery" room.
  • Happy Drug Person (not calling her an anesthesiologist because they gave benzos to just lighten her mood)
    • "On a very narrow bed it will be hard for me to find where your at."
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  • You realize how fat she is when people have to reach to stand to reach her hips when she lays down sideways.
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  • Surgery Advertisement for Amran
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    • He puts litres of local anesthsia diluted with sodium bicarbonate and ephinepherine into her hips before lipo. No wonder he got 11.5 liters out. This dude is a charletan of the nth degree.
    • The "holes" for the procedure are 2millimeters that is it.
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    • Only the outter parts of her thighs were done this time.
      • Next Surgery is inner thighs,
    • He keeps saying she has "Lipolipedema" which seems to be a phrase he made up to sell this "surgery" to extra fat people by stating its just a worse form of lipedema that is ultra dense fibrious.
      • He states this while every movement makes her move like a fat mound jelly while with a straight face saying its so dense.
    • He states his procedure leads to no blood coming out and that its all scar tissue coming out of Anna mainly not fat at all because its not yellow enough.
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    • He states Anna's varicose veins are caused by her lipedema only.
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    • He keeps saying shes so fibrotic its not fat its fibrosis.
  • Anna's all leaky now
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Watching a munchie be born in real time is always such a blessing. :heart-full:

(Watching the dazzling zebras come out of the woodwork to powerlevel about their totally real and not made up diseases is always a fun sideshow)

a symptom of EDS is having incredibly soft smooth skin
is it now? Soft and stretchy, yes, but smooth?
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someone should definitely tell the people with dermatospraxis EDS that their skin is actually super smooth! (She was 26 when this photo was taken.)
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Even mild forms cause hypertrophic "cigarette paper" scarring in response to minor injuries.
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It seems to just be the social media version that causes this super smooth skin they all brag about having. Weird!
 
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Watching a munchie be born in real time is always such a blessing. :heart-full:

(Watching the dazzling zebras come out of the woodwork to powerlevel about their totally real and not made up diseases is always a fun sideshow)


is it now? Soft and stretchy, yes, but smooth?
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someone should definitely tell the people with dermatospraxis EDS that their skin is actually super smooth! (She was 26 when this photo was taken.)
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Even mild forms cause hypertrophic "cigarette paper" scarring in response to minor injuries.
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It seems to just be the social media version that causes this super smooth skin they all brag about having. Weird!
You think her skin is rough? It’s simply loose, believe it or not those wrinkles are not hard
 
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