Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.2%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    668
The timing selected is interesting as the CHIPS trial and April's arraignment will both be exactly a week after the omnibus hearing on whether the warrant gets thrown out, likely for efficiency's sake since a decision in favor of the Rekietas there would make April's later hearing moot and would make some (but not all) issues in the later CHIPS trial moot. There probably won't be much going on until then.

I suspect Nick has created a situation where he has shown that he is determined to litigate important aspects of the criminal charges in the CHIPS trial. He is also refusing to do the necessary things in the CHIPS process due to Muh 5th amendment.

So rather than play along with Nick's insanity, they just keep his kids longer and let all the criminal trial issues get resolved. I would imagine the expectation is that he will take a plea deal after he loses on the warrant. And if he doesn't, they will probably just keep his kids even longer.
 
I want Rekieta and Boogie to be on the same show together. Just the 2 of them.
It'd be just lie after lie.
Like Lie Pong.
One lies, bounces the lie ball to the other who lies back, repeat for a few hours.

I shouldn't post while drinking.
Ok ok hear me out. Lolcow live 2.0 lineup.

Boogie, Rekieta, Ralph as the 'content'. Barnes in the position of Keemstar.

For extra points you get a nice-ish Mexican shack and have them all be roommates there. You can even include their respective whores, the fights over ree-kee-tuh having two to himself while Ralph has none would be great.
 
So rather than play along with Nick's insanity, they just keep his kids longer and let all the criminal trial issues get resolved. I would imagine the expectation is that he will take a plea deal after he loses on the warrant. And if he doesn't, they will probably just keep his kids even longer.
Reading between the lines from Chrissie Mayr, it sort of sounds like he was offered a plea deal, but he may not want to take it until his challenge of the warrant goes south. I sort of assume that the plea offer will be off the table (or at least modified) when the time comes to challenge the warrant.
 
Reading between the lines from Chrissie Mayr, it sort of sounds like he was offered a plea deal, but he may not want to take it until his challenge of the warrant goes south. I sort of assume that the plea offer will be off the table (or at least modified) when the time comes to challenge the warrant.
JFC he could get the lightest ever sentence for his kind of charges, sans connected officials / state witnesses, and his ego is going to walk him and others into a decades long sentence.
 
JFC he could get the lightest ever sentence for his kind of charges, sans connected officials / state witnesses, and his ego is going to walk him and others into a decades long sentence.
Just like he could have avoided the money pit legal case that is the Quest lawsuit, if only he could admit he was wrong. But no, Nick’s going to show everyone what a genius he is by spending hundreds of thousands of dollars and sinking valuable time into it when he should be focused on getting his shit together so he might someday be allowed custody of his children again.

We’re all just too stupid to understand intellect and strategic thinking at Nick’s lofty level.
 
All lolcows operate the same way - you need to just ignore your lying eyes, and only listen to them. Doesn't matter what you can clearly see in front of your face, doesn't matter what common sense tells you, doesn't matter that the evidence will always point you one particular way, it's always - nope, that's wrong. You're wrong, that's all.

Why does one choose to be a lolcow? Why willingly choose to be this? WHY ARE THEY ALL THE SAME?

Just like he could have avoided the money pit legal case that is the Quest lawsuit, if only he could admit he was wrong. But no, Nick’s going to show everyone what a genius he is by spending hundreds of thousands of dollars and sinking valuable time into it
I want to know how much of his family's money he's going to be allowed to throw at these things. A line will eventually be drawn, and then what? The fortune isn't actually his yet, and he has clearly demonstrated he's more than willing to risk getting more suits against him (calling other people pedos AFTER the Monty suit happened. He did it on the cokestream too), so how many more suits will there be? I hope there's lots, and he gets blocked from having more access to money. I hope he loses everything, and smugly streams (from his GUB'MENT PHONE) from his cardboard box in Cali a few miles from Daxi's pad.

:optimistic:
 
CROSSPOSTING FROM IMHOLTE THREAD:

Things are getting spicy with the Aaron-Keanu feud. It appears they will have overlapping show schedules tomorrow too.
Keanu claims she and Geno got a call from the St. Cloud PD about Aaron. She doesn't give any other details, saying she'll go over it on her show tomorrow morning. Both her and this WinBy2 guy are charisma blackholes jfc.

Assuming Keanu gives any details at all, it should be apparent immediately whether this has anything to do with the Rekietas or not. My hunch is yes.

Just like he could have avoided the money pit legal case that is the Quest lawsuit, if only he could admit he was wrong. But no, Nick’s going to show everyone what a genius he is by spending hundreds of thousands of dollars and sinking valuable time into it when he should be focused on getting his shit together so he might someday be allowed custody of his children again.
It's also the proximate cause behind the cokestream which was obviously terrible for Nick.

It's also going to get started again, there's a scheduling conference or whatever soon which will likely extend the discovery window - Nick still appears to believe even now that because he wasted months with his failed appeal with discovery paused that all that time gets removed from the window.
 
I want to know how much of his family's money he's going to be allowed to throw at these things.
We don’t know what he wasted his grandfather’s money to finance versus what he squandered his YouTube money on. Either way, Nick is not in good financial shape without relying on another man’s money to save the day.

Imagine failing manhood this hard.
 
Assuming Keanu gives any details at all, it should be apparent immediately whether this has anything to do with the Rekietas or not. My hunch is yes.
you know if Aaron gets nailed on revenge porn charges it's gonna be kinda hard for nick to claim him and kayla are "aggressively monogamous" if a court of law determines beyond a shadow of a doubt that some greasy radio jockey has been sending around nudes and sex videos of your coke whore wife.
 
I want to know how much of his family's money he's going to be allowed to throw at these things.

Indications are "very little". He went from being represented by Randazza in the case against Monty to being represented by the barneswalker in his (IMO) much more important criminal case. He also seems to be lining up budget expert witnesses for his case. At the same time, he also didn't pay property taxes for the first half of the year on the house that is in his name. His parents did. There was also his rather desperate scheme last winter/spring to get Aaron to buy his second house to fund remodeling/construction projects that should not have been all that expensive. His trips and his other spending seems to have dried up this year as well. All the signs point to a whole lot less money.

The big mystery is why and how he is keeping Randazza on the defamation case for discovery. Its going to be an incredibly expensive waste of money to do so and yet he is somehow doing it.

you know if Aaron gets nailed on revenge porn charges it's gonna be kinda hard for nick to claim him and kayla are "aggressively monogamous" if a court of law determines beyond a shadow of a doubt that some greasy radio jockey has been sending around nudes and sex videos of your coke whore wife.

Its going to be far worse than that. Its going to create a public legal record in detail of their entire sordid relationship. Looking at it, I would say that Aaron would be facing at worst a gross misdemeanor type of charge. And given the circumstances, I wonder if the prosecutor would want to wade into this particular swamp. Especially given that the two main witnesses are an onlyfans performer and a sleazy old man comedian. But its so stupid and so insane an idea that I can see Nick putting everything he has behind it. Keanu and Geno are probably convinced that they can revive Geno's "career" off the back of this.
 
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Reading between the lines from Chrissie Mayr, it sort of sounds like he was offered a plea deal, but he may not want to take it until his challenge of the warrant goes south. I sort of assume that the plea offer will be off the table (or at least modified) when the time comes to challenge the warrant.
They're usually not going to go hog wild when you do something as absolutely basic and cut and dried as challenging a warrant and trying to exclude evidence pretrial. In even the least contested drug case, this is going to be the first thing litigated in the case, and usually, the results of the challenge determine whether it goes to trial. Sometimes the defendant's position gets better, sometimes it gets worse, sometimes it stays the same, but in any event, the outcome will determine what kind of plea deal is on the table afterwards.

So he's rolling the dice hoping the evidence doesn't come back rock solid, in which case, he may be looking at a worse deal (or conceivably no deal).

Now, if he actually takes the case to a full trial and drags everything out to the bitter end, and is obviously fucked, they have little incentive to offer a good deal at that point because they've already dumped all the resources into a full trial. At that point it's just arguing about sentencing and the offer is likely to be niggardly, as most of that is decided on the papers and maybe a brief hearing with oral arguments.
 
you know if Aaron gets nailed on revenge porn charges it's gonna be kinda hard for nick to claim him and kayla are "aggressively monogamous" if a court of law determines beyond a shadow of a doubt that some greasy radio jockey has been sending around nudes and sex videos of your coke whore wife.
We could have 4k footage of him at Hedo2 holding the snack tray while R&R go to town on Kayla, and he wouldn't cop to shit.

"People have told me there's some scandalous video out there of me on my vacation and..."
*cope giggle*
"It's always so funny when people think they know what's going on. Guys I'll just say this, that video's been taken completely out of context. But..."
*shrugs*
"The internet will believe what it wants to believe about these alleged 'swinger sex tapes' or whatever."
"Anyways lets get back to the Bible study chat."
 
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God fucking damn man. I have one terrible tattoo but its still not this bad. Execution isn't good, line work sucks. And that design doesn't even compliment the shape of that part of the body though. It literally is just above jailhouse tattoo. I got a coverup of a jail tat from when I was 19 and it wasn't much worse then this
All of her tattoos look like they were done on some dude's couch.
 
FYI all, Minnesota had a revenge porn law that was struck down by the courts 5 years ago. Nick could try to sue Aaron or try to get him on something else, but given Kayla publicly shared borderline nudes in a public Internet forum... Good luck.

Edit: mn Supreme Court overturned the appellate decision (which had overturned the law). I missed that and suck cocks.
 
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you know if Aaron gets nailed on revenge porn charges it's gonna be kinda hard for nick to claim him and kayla are "aggressively monogamous" if a court of law determines beyond a shadow of a doubt that some greasy radio jockey has been sending around nudes and sex videos of your coke whore wife.
"No but you see Aaron he, uh, he stole them! Yes that's right, when he was over at our house, planting cocaine under our bed and giving it to our child, he found strictly monogamous nudes of Kayla and saved them for himself to later share with Keanu. That dastardly rogue! And can you believe that on his way out, he messed up our house! We'd just cleaned it that day, being the attentive parents we are, but by the time the cops had arrived it was a mess. It's all such a funny and weird situation that only I, the Lawpope, know the details of!"
 
The big mystery is why and how he is keeping Randazza on the defamation case for discovery. Its going to be an incredibly expensive waste of money to do so and yet he is somehow doing it.
I sincerely doubt Rekieta has paid Dazza in a long time. It's just not that easy to get off a case even if the client can't or won't pay. He would need Rekieta's permission to the court to leave, which you know this cheap nigga isn't gonna give.
 
FYI all, Minnesota had a revenge porn law that was struck down by the courts 5 years ago. Nick could try to sue Aaron or try to get him on something else, but given Kayla publicly shared borderline nudes in a public Internet forum... Good luck.

The law was struck down five years ago, but it was revived by the state supreme court after that. Its currently on the books and operating.
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But trying to use the law in a case involving a swinger sharing phone photos of another swinger with an onlyfans model and her old man boyfriend would test the outer edges of the law.
 
IANAL but seems like these are the current MN revenge porn laws. Aaron may not meet the criteria for a felony (subdivision 2) but he could still get a gross misdemeanor.

Nick and Kayla’s history of sharing their lewds to locals (and scarring us all for life) does pose some interesting questions around the “reasonable expectation of privacy” part, though.
 
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