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I really need access to a research body who can go out and reliably collect data about how many hair salons actually turn down a customer on the basis of being a troon.

Shit like pubic area waxing is a totally different matter, penises and scrotal sacks require a different and probably special training to wax without seriously injuring the client.

Most such studios and salons who advertise and offer this service to women are predominantly trained for female anatomy.

However, a professional hairdresser can cut head hair on either female or male bodies.
Male hair is thicker typically, but to my knowledge, hairdressing scissors can cope with both types.

Perhaps there are occasional salons where the proprietors may object to Troons walking in, but I would strongly guess that the overwhelming majority of salons would be happy to accept a troon as a client.
Men do occasionally get a cut at a lady’s salon. It’s unusual, but not impossible.
When men are turned down it is mostly because lady’s salons require an appointment and have a full schedule.
Men typically don’t book appointments unless they are busy and working to a schedule or have a specific reason for a hair treatment.
Mostly the reason men go to barbers is that barbers tend to have a shorter waiting time.
Men mostly just get the same haircut for years, so a quick tuppenny/two bit short back and sides is all they require.

I am certain that the overwhelming majority of lady’s hair salons would accept a troon client if they booked an appointment.

Then again, Kevin probably thinks that rocks are transphobic.
 
>I'm a real girl
>I've never had my hair done

Bros, I just can't with this dude every day with this shit lmao

All this drama about not being able to find a non transphobic hairdresser, and having anxiety because he’s never had his hair cut. And there definitely isn’t anywhere in his local town (Longmont) where he could get it done.

Funny thing about that is that a close personal friend of Penny (and collaborator on the Pine Ridge grift) runs a hairdressing salon in Longmont.


Not only that, but Kevin has had his hair done there.

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All this drama about not being able to find a non transphobic hairdresser, and having anxiety because he’s never had his hair cut. And there definitely isn’t anywhere in his local town (Longmont) where he could get it done.

Funny thing about that is that a close personal friend of Penny (and collaborator on the Pine Ridge grift) runs a hairdressing salon in Longmont.


Not only that, but Kevin has had his hair done there.

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Maybe he is just too high all the time to remember shit?

Or maybe that photo put this salon out of business and Kevin agreed to deny ever having been there to avoid legal action?
 
Maybe he is just too high all the time to remember shit?

Or maybe that photo put this salon out of business and Kevin agreed to deny ever having been there to avoid legal action?
Lol, on closer inspection, Penny and Kevin’s mugshots are the last-but-one update the salon ever had (receiving zero likes), so that might not be too far from the truth. If she has closed down then it makes more sense why Kevin was searching.
 
Okay, why do so many people today hate talking on the phone? Especially millennials and gen z?

It’s frustrating when one needs to get swift clarification of something, but they only insist on sms and take ages to get back.
Honestly the reason I hate phone calls is that modern smartphones are not well designed for actually being fucking phones and I'm not going to spend money on a landline I'd never use. The reality is that the interface and touch screen nature of modern phones when you use them as a phone is just terrible and leads to constantly bumping shit because any contact no matter how light causes an input and the fucking buttons are too big and even if you turn your screen off it still turns itself on constantly and you end up hanging up on accident. I'll occasionally have multihour conversations with my grandmother, because she's old and I like chatting with the hag while I have her, and I learned it's basically critical to just accept that smart phones are shit phones and put her on speaker.

I think it's important to remember that a lot of millennials and zoomers will sit in a voice call on Discord for 8 hours no issue, and before Discord they were using TeamSpeak and Skype. They aren't opposed to voice communications. Popping on a headset and sitting in voice shooting the shit is still very common, while actually talking on a phone isn't. It's 100% a interface issue. The hands free nature is also a boon for internet voice services due to the multitasking centric nature of modern life.

That said, if it's going to take a rapid fire back and fourth for quick and immediate clarification I always prefer just making the call myself. If it's the type of thing I can wait on a response to I'll send a message.

There's also another element. Text communication is open ended perpetual communication. There's no such thing as "Bye" in text communication. In text it carries a far more finale connotation. Saying "Bye" over text feels like you're saying "Bye, I'm done talking to you forever. Go fuck yourself." While in person it carries a connotation of "Bye for now, we'll talk when we next meet." It's less definitive. Less final. A "Talk to you later" covers a similar concept, but doesn't close the conversation, instead it tells the other party you won't be responding for a time and to not be actively awaiting for a further message. Millenials and zoomers are used to discussions that have no defined end nor which is defined as taking place over a certain period of time. Often a simple conversation about your day will take place over the course of 9 hours between everything else you do and at the end you won't close the conversation off with anything formally ending it, instead you'll move onto the next topic, then the next, and the next. It's an unending flow. A phone call has a defined beginning, middle, and end. It takes place over the period of the call and doesn't extend beyond that period. It also lacks the organic innate structure that physical face to face communication has, which means it is a form of conversation millenials and zoomers are unfamiliar with and which our innate instincts don't take over for. It's a setting of sorts they are unpracticed in, like how one might be unpracticed with conversing in a technical or academic setting. The conventions of conversation are different and people usually dislike conversing in unfamiliar settings.

Text communication also happens alongside life in a way other communication doesn't. It doesn't dominate your attention as it is rarely the primary activity, but is something you do in-between things. If I'm soldering up a board and talking to a buddy about the latest events I'll place a few components, send a message, place a few more while I read his response, reply, soldler a few connections, glancing to read his response, reply while I turn the gears in my head about the next few steps, and so on. The conversation happens concurrently to whatever I'm doing. Phone calls dominate your attention and get in the way of other tasks as you're holding a phone which is just badly designed as a phone making it inconvenient to handle that way. If you can't toss it on speaker or hands free earpiece you suddenly need to stop multitasking. Something that millenials and zoomers are conditioned to not do. When those options do exist though you see a lot more willingness from millenials and zoomers to pop into a phonecall though.

Then there's something to be said for the fact it is silent. It doesn't disrupt those around you.
 
Most of us know that KevKev’s last name actually sounds like “Gibbs”, but I used poetic license in this little ditty below:

As KevKev was traveling on the road to St. Gibes,
He met a trans polycule that had 7 “wives”.
Each “wife” had a new amhole,
and each amhole housed an inverted pole.
KevKev, amholes, poles and “wives”…..
How many were traveling on the road to St. Gibes?

None. As soon as KevKev joined the polycule, they all 41% themselves.
 
Women's hair stuff costs much, MUCH more than men's, not to mention the products that get pushed on you afterward: Even my tranny-hating ass would happily charge them women's prices. (I would have fun with peppering in comments, though, as I'm sure I'd get stiffed on the tip regardless. "Wow, I'm not used to having so much scalp space to work with!" "PHEW! Don't worry: This shampoo smells great and gets even the toughest gunk out." "Let's take off these several inches of split ends. This will also help with how dry, scraggly and unmanageable your hair usually is!")
 
Women's hair stuff costs much, MUCH more than men's, not to mention the products that get pushed on you afterward: Even my tranny-hating ass would happily charge them women's prices. (I would have fun with peppering in comments, though, as I'm sure I'd get stiffed on the tip regardless. "Wow, I'm not used to having so much scalp space to work with!" "PHEW! Don't worry: This shampoo smells great and gets even the toughest gunk out." "Let's take off these several inches of split ends. This will also help with how dry, scraggly and unmanageable your hair usually is!")
These freaks think they shouldn't have to do anything actual women do to be as attractive as women. Merely pointing out they lack in basic HUMAN hygiene causes them to melt down in histrionic fits. Yet when they demand to be treated as women they're somehow astonished that it costs a lot more for women to look attractive than it does for men.

The mere level of products women need to purchase is insane.

But while they pretend to have "periods" and other women things, and think they are deprived by not being able to get pregnant when they have pregnancy fetishes, they would shriek like (male) banshees if forced to pay the pink tax for shit women actually have to buy.
 
Women's hair stuff costs much, MUCH more than men's, not to mention the products that get pushed on you afterward: Even my tranny-hating ass would happily charge them women's prices. (I would have fun with peppering in comments, though, as I'm sure I'd get stiffed on the tip regardless. "Wow, I'm not used to having so much scalp space to work with!" "PHEW! Don't worry: This shampoo smells great and gets even the toughest gunk out." "Let's take off these several inches of split ends. This will also help with how dry, scraggly and unmanageable your hair usually is!")
Counterpoint - and it is almost the tagine of this website - Imagine the smell.

Even if you washed the hair first - it would be a horrifically gross act in itself, and would not properly get that much chronic grease out - the scalp would be grotesque and the neck would be covered in boils from being covered in the gunk so long. The scalp would be flaking.
And then once you've dealt with all that, and have to hover above it, with the heat and moisture raising a miasma to your nose - the covering cape forming a heat trap, cooking up a pungent concentrate of stank miasma to repeatedly funnel up in wafts through the neck gaps, as they autistically "stim" and shuffle about..
Then you have to deal with the ears-you can't reasonably clean inside their ears, and you would have to dance around those wax and grease pits all day-out, what's this, your hand has brushed past and something crusty is upon it, wait, what's is that cheese smell? Oh it's the crispy gunk off his stupid ear expander.
Your falter as your abdominal muscles wrestle down your flipping stomach, and hurriedly try to wipe it off, onto your clothes, realising in a split second they are now permanently ruined, you take a deep breath to stead to urge to vomit but only swallow up more of the general body and hair stink.

The troon is not buying any products afterwards.
In fact the card payment may well even decline for the cut anyway.

The chair may yet even have Amhole smell and need to be thrown away and they are not cheap.

(that, and the knowledge that you are engaging in a "scene" for their fetish- and in a strange one sided sort of way, are having a quasi sexual interaction with them that will be added to their internal coomreel)


Also the troon "salon" they went to for the dye jobs, was probably just a troon operating out of their home, half heartedly trying to start somethung up which has since fallen by the wayside: I doubt they had anything more significant done than a trim and a shop bought dye, which though ameture was placed in the hands of the other troon as his abilities were superior to their own - they probably weren't any better at it than Kev and Pen would have been by simply following the packet instructions and getting something better than the kitchen scissors to do the snip, but engaging a third party in mock officaldom was a pleasurable part of the erotic larp for all parties.
 
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Flip that pink trial upside down and we're partway to fixing him and his kind. Tweets like that should get you put on a list.
Fucking weird take after Chris Tyson has just been outed having minors in his Discord calling him that as well. Only one thing would fix these freaks but I'm not about to Fedpost.
 
I find it weird that keve posts things like that while apparently being in a bdsm polycule with multiple people. Not one of them fucks you the way you want? Lol, hypothetical.

Anyway, twitter troon, wait til you find out about the neglect of attention to women's specific health problems for actual existing medical emergencies! Just kidding, he don't care.
 
>get cock
>call them daddy

in non clown world that's just called being gay. can you guys just admit you are just porn sick autistic men who want to have sex with other men? would make eeverything os much easier for everyone, including yourself.
 
>get cock
>call them daddy

in non clown world that's just called being gay. can you guys just admit you are just porn sick autistic men who want to have sex with other men? would make eeverything os much easier for everyone, including yourself.
That's the funniest part, and most of the reason why Kevin's such an amusing character - he doesn't actually want sex. His persona is 'Bluesky's Horniest Troon', everything's a fetish, everything's arousing. Always posting about sex - but every now and then something slips out and it just puts a big harsh light on his reality. Like a few weeks ago when he posted that he only masturbates once a month. Not like in a rockstar way, where he's getting his needs met well enough that he doesn't need to take matters into his own hands, he just doesn't even feel the need to do it. His horny is broken, and it's likely permanent. (He is, after all, at an age when men's libido often starts to wane even before you start taking estrogen and donating your nuts to science.)

It's not uncommon for people to pretend to be something that they aren't but wish they were, but Kevin pretends to be something he doesn't even have any real desire to be.
 
"[I'm] utterly weak to people saying I'm pretty. Like how estrogen caused me to love the idea of receiving flowers as gifts. Gender is so weird and wonderful lol"

Days since the lesbian said something misogynistic: zero.

Also, I'm not sure (because Kevin is poor at communicating) but I think he said he considers piercings to be inherently feminine. (And also "dykey.")
 
"[I'm] utterly weak to people saying I'm pretty. Like how estrogen caused me to love the idea of receiving flowers as gifts. Gender is so weird and wonderful lol"

Days since the lesbian said something misogynistic: zero.

Also, I'm not sure (because Kevin is poor at communicating) but I think he said he considers piercings to be inherently feminine. (And also "dykey.")
He doesn't realize he's just self absorbed as fuck and needs CONSTANT REASSURANCE to enjoy himself. And men enjoy flowers too from loved ones - they might not have a vase for them but giving them flowers is flattering, like anything else.
 
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