Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Jungle Strike]

If Our Wife didn't approve Aaron sharing her nudes to Geno Biscottie, that's RP. Doesn't matter if she shares semi-nudes in a discord server or locals chat. I don't think that's what keaneu discussed with police (and will share on monday 7/29), but technically Aaron fucked himself failing to impress Flat Broke Geno.

 

[AnOminous]

He would need Rekieta's permission to the court to leave, which you know this cheap nigga isn't gonna give.

No he wouldn't. Nonpayment is almost always sufficient cause for terminating a representation, except in some situations like for instance suddenly dumping an indigent client after giving them reason to believe they were onboard for the whole case.

Nick, a bad one or not, is a lawyer, and will be presumed to understand that you can't just a hire a lawyer and then not pay him.

[8] A lawyer may withdraw if the client refuses to abide by the terms of an agreement relating to the representation, such as an agreement concerning fees or court costs or an agreement limiting the objectives of the representation.

Comments to Minnesota's implementation of RPC 1.7.

There is no way Randazza gets into a situation like this without a robust agreement in place.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

you know if Aaron gets nailed on revenge porn charges it's gonna be kinda hard for nick to claim him and kayla are "aggressively monogamous" if a court of law determines beyond a shadow of a doubt that some greasy radio jockey has been sending around nudes and sex videos of your coke whore wife.

The funniest possibility would be for Nick to insist that HE was "aggressively monogamous" the whole time even if Kayla wasn't, especially if he then throws her under the bus in the other cases.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

I sincerely doubt Rekieta has paid Dazza in a long time. It's just not that easy to get off a case even if the client can't or won't pay. He would need Rekieta's permission to the court to leave, which you know this cheap nigga isn't gonna give.

I suspect Nick had an amount on deposit. To make it easy, Randazza probably agreed to represent the remainder of the case for the amount remaining. No fight over refunds, no need for Nick to retain another lawyer with large deposit while fighting for return of the deposit, etc. A clean walk away for everyone.

I'd like to know if Bankruptcy court would discharge his judgements if he's still receiving payments from the trust. I see a bankruptcy lawyer in his future and possibly presently making sure his assets are properly structured.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

I suspect Nick had an amount on deposit. To make it easy, Randazza probably agreed to represent the remainder of the case for the amount remaining. No fight over refunds, no need for Nick to retain another lawyer with large deposit while fighting for return of the deposit, etc. A clean walk away for everyone.

I'd like to know if Bankruptcy court would discharge his judgements if he's still receiving payments from the trust. I see a bankruptcy lawyer in his future and possibly presently making sure his assets are properly structured.

I'm sure that trust is bulletproof since Nick didn't go all out with the Slannesh worship until he got superchat money. I wonder if the motivation for law school was Nick learning how to break the trust.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wonder if the motivation for law school was Nick learning how to break the trust.

Nick is exactly the kind of knucklehead who’d spend vastly more time and effort trying to steal someone else’s money than just getting a fucking job and making an honest living. He ain’t about that life.

 

[demicolon]

So... Kayla wasn't the poor victim of Nick and in fact was all in favour of degeneracy? Am I getting it right? I mean your husband is strutting around with the hoe he cucks you with and you're tagging along them, swapping tank tops with her and getting tatoos? Any married woman here thinks this is normal?

 

[Major]

So... Kayla wasn't the poor victim of Nick and in fact was all in favour of degeneracy? Am I getting it right? I mean your husband is strutting around with the hoe he cucks you with and you're tagging along them, swapping tank tops with her and getting tatoos? Any married woman here thinks this is normal?

We've known the swinging was probably Kayla's idea to begin with for a while now

 

[AnOminous]

I suspect Nick had an amount on deposit. To make it easy, Randazza probably agreed to represent the remainder of the case for the amount remaining. No fight over refunds, no need for Nick to retain another lawyer with large deposit while fighting for return of the deposit, etc. A clean walk away for everyone.

Randazza is nothing if not a coldblooded mercenary. No way he's doing flat fee for shit like esoteric interlocutory appeals and all the other stunts Nick is insisting on.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

The big mystery is why and how he is keeping Randazza on the defamation case for discovery. Its going to be an incredibly expensive waste of money to do so and yet he is somehow doing it.

Do you expect Nick to change out his lawyer earlier than just before the next time he needs to do so? He may swap him out just before the discovery conference, then claim the new lawyer needs time to get up to speed. Then he'll be indignant when the judge extends the discovery deadline or refuses some shenanigan.

ETA: To clarify, Nick only does things at the literal last minute like Ty.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

If this shit somehow actually goes to trial should we rent a bus and make a nationwide road trip out of it picking up kiwis along the way to the final destination so we can witness this shit show first hand?

 

[owed to joy]

So... Kayla wasn't the poor victim of Nick and in fact was all in favour of degeneracy? Am I getting it right? I mean your husband is strutting around with the hoe he cucks you with and you're tagging along them, swapping tank tops with her and getting tatoos? Any married woman here thinks this is normal?

Yea. Nick is an impotent whisky dick faggot. Girl's gotta eat, as they say. Real shame is that now it's just two whores stuck with a faggot whose dick doesn't work. Lol I don't know where you got the "poor victim" idea from. Hopefully not this thread.

If this shit somehow actually goes to trial should we rent a bus and make a nationwide road trip out of it picking up kiwis along the way to the final destination so we can witness this shit show first hand?

Nope. I got shit to do. I'll watch from home. I'm sure you're all lovely people.

 

[genericwhitemale]

If this shit somehow actually goes to trial should we rent a bus and make a nationwide road trip out of it picking up kiwis along the way to the final destination so we can witness this shit show first hand?

That just makes me think of this (if timestamp ain't working it's 3:3

 

[demicolon]

@owed to joy
Yes I got it right from this thread. Not gonna bother to dig out examples but a whole lotta people tying themselves into pretzels to excuse her conduct and not solely from the Beuty Parlor club, despite the fact Kayla has her own parents she could hightail with kids to if she wanted, at any moment. Remember Lowtax's wife? She escaped to a battered woman shelter with her kids despite being in a worse situation, with no money or even ID and with her parents in another country.

Kayla is nothing but a junkie who'd abandon her own children for another high. She stays with Nick despite his psychopathic abuse of her because that way she doesn't have to work and can snort coke all day.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Randazza is nothing if not a coldblooded mercenary. No way he's doing flat fee for shit like esoteric interlocutory appeals and all the other stunts Nick is insisting on.

I just assume Rekieta has video of Randazza wearing the balldo, and is using that as blackmail.

 

[Fake News Anchor]

Nick's narcissism is the only entertainment value he possesses.

Don't forget singing love songs to a Catfish on air while his wife is in the next room.

 

[Strix454]

So... Kayla wasn't the poor victim of Nick and in fact was all in favour of degeneracy? Am I getting it right? I mean your husband is strutting around with the hoe he cucks you with and you're tagging along them, swapping tank tops with her and getting tatoos? Any married woman here thinks this is normal?

Yeah. Nick is the victim in this situation. He was an ordinary Trad Christian father constantly busy raising his kids. But he couldn't control all her unnatural lusts. She demanded that they swing and she demanded sex with Aaron in particular. Nick begged her to think of the children and their monogamous marriage, but the Lady Macbeth of Spicer wouldn't listen to anything from Nick. Even when he quoted passages out of the bible to her.

But at the same time, no woman is able to resist gigachad Nick. As Nick has said, both women and men constantly come up to him in public situations complementing him on how good he looks. They all want him. We can't hold it against Nick if he is beautiful. It wasn't Nick's fault that April wanted him from the moment she was introduced to him on Simpcast. Nick tried to avoid the situation, but Kayla was so hot for sex with Aaron that there was nothing he could do.

Aaron cucked himself because any man who brings his wife within the sexual energy of Nick will inevitably lose her to him forever. Especially Nick after he lost all that weight and got into perfect shape. Nobody should blame Nick for that. Or April. Its just nature in action.

Aaron was also victim of the Lady Macbeth of Spicer. Kayla used him for her unnatural desires and to satisfy her unnatural lusts. Nick was absolutely NOT CUCKED because Kayla didn't like or want Aaron and Aaron lacked any sexual power over women like Nick has.

And if you don't worship the almighty sexual power of Nick, your obviously simping for totally ridiculous beta Aaron or simping for disgusting degenerate monster Kayla.

 

[demicolon]

It's the oldest child Your Honor, he planted the coke and called the cops to frame Nick, put him in Senior Rekieta's disgrace and garnish all that sweet trust fund for himself.

Where's my $2000/hour, Balldo?

 

[Sperg_rancher]

In the old-guard discord, someone mentioned that Nick's wife in recent media appears to have 4 toes on her right foot, but in old media, she appears to have all 5 toes.

The angle is unfortunate, but I see what they mean... I wonder if there's anything here.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Do you expect Nick to change out his lawyer earlier than just before the next time he needs to do so? He may swap him out just before the discovery conference, then claim the new lawyer needs time to get up to speed. Then he'll be indignant when the judge extends the discovery deadline or refuses some shenanigan.

ETA: To clarify, Nick only does things at the literal last minute like Ty.

C) None of the above.
I expect Nick to file past the deadline and get some absurd excuse to waive the penalty.

The funniest possibility would be for Nick to insist that HE was "aggressively monogamous" the whole time even if Kayla wasn't, especially if he then throws her under the bus in the other cases.

I wonder if "aggressively monogamous" was weasel-word play by Nick. Since you can be aggressive but still not complete your goal (See: GOP republicucks).