Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

[Tragi-Chan]

Promos for the show.
Blow-up-doll aesthetic
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Burberry makes things classy
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That street looks like Bloomsbury to me. Also, he shouldn’t stand side-on, it really emphasises his imminent death from anorexia.

 

[AssignedEva]

That street looks like Bloomsbury to me. Also, he shouldn’t stand side-on, it really emphasises his imminent death from anorexia.

Yeah it's definitely not Edinburgh, looks like the bit around the British Museum. His TikTok confirms he's doing rehearsals somewhere in London, maybe he's house sitting for Travis "burger boy" Alabanza while he's on tour with Alok.
He's doing that bit from The Parent Trap but it really highlights how skeletal his legs are - genuinely unnerving.
Oh and any Kiwis who are thinking of going to see Dylan's fringe show may want to stock up on scabies medication -

Elphaba (repulsive BritTok figure of notoriety, one of my neglected pet cows) is planning a visit.

 

[Nanashi no kiwi]

Promos for the show.
Blow-up-doll aesthetic
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I'll admit, the video got a bit of a chuckle out of me. The ladylike upskirt shot à la ProtoMagicalGirl is the icing on the cake, of course.

Burberry makes things classy

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Because chavs didn't damage Burberry's image badly enough, now Dylan's here to give them the American-style Bud Light treatment.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

This could all be solved with a series of concentrated nuclear strikes

 

[Dr. Butt]

This man is suicidally lonely and deserves to feel that way. I can't believe how instantly angry his videos make me. He's like a human FGM procedure. Just pure hatred of an entire half of humanity, and why? Because girls at his high school got to touch the dicks he wanted to touch? That's fucking disgusting and it says a lot about him that even the most deranged bathhouse degens won't fuck him. He's forever alone because he's a piece of shit.

 

[RuPaul’s Drag Racist]

What is this? Lol...

Tasty nugget

 

[Blue Gem Kosher Queen]

Same, I wonder if there are enough Scottish Kiwis to make a Farms Fringe night out.

Elphaba (repulsive BritTok figure of notoriety, one of my neglected pet cows) is planning a visit.

I promised myself that I would only return to Edinburgh either with a stage-play or with enough explosives to get rid of all the English transplants, alas as a conqueror. Rn I don't have enough money to even pay for the bus to the next town over so until my last employer gives my cut of profit sharing I can't even dream of wasting my weekend in the arse of world, staring at a vanity project made by a troon.

 

[NoReturn]

That's it! I'm boycotting BVLGARI

 

[kazuhiro]

Can Dylan do the Democrats?

Kamala Harris’s Niece Teams Up With Dylan Mulvaney For One-Man Show Called ‘F**hag’ (archive)

Spoiler: Contains a new nightmare pic

The rest of the piece is about the Harris woman.
Top comments.

 

[Anasa Tristis]

Kamala Harris’s Niece Teams Up With Dylan Mulvaney For One-Man Show Called ‘F**hag’ (archive)

Kamala Harris's niece. Of course. 6 degrees of woke bona fides right there. They've got 4 months to lock in Momola's brand.

Asterisking out the a and g in faghag is super cringe. They're going to be coy there?

Does his "one woman" Faghag show playfully mock faghags? If so, Dylan might want to think about which side his bread is buttered. Faghags made him.

Or is he a faghag now? And it'll all be about how much he (as a modern girlie) loves fags and fag culture? All the while delicately tonguing the buttholes of his fans with wit and humor?

From the Edinburge Fringe ticket site:

Description​

An ex-twink tries on a new label for size as she navigates dating, delusion and God through storytelling, stand-up and a musical number or two. Dylan is an actress, comedian and content-creator known for her viral series Days of Girlhood which has a billion views online and was named Forbes' 30-under-30, Out 100 and Attitude's Woman of the Year. To celebrate her first year of transition, Dylan produced a show at The Rainbow Room to support The Trevor Project and raised nearly $200,000. Her greatest hope is to bring trans stories and queer joy to mainstream media.

God and musical numbers too. Oh boy.

ETA: I just read the article. So Kamal's niece is cashing in on her family connection via Insta and other means? Oh, that's novel.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Kamala Harris's niece. Of course. 6 degrees of woke bona fides right there. They've got 4 months to lock in Momola's brand.

Asterisking out the a and g in faghag is super cringe. They're going to be coy there?

Does his "one woman" Faghag show playfully mock faghags? If so, Dylan might want to think about which side his bread is buttered. Faghags made him.

Or is he a faghag now? And it'll all be about how much he (as a modern girlie) loves fags and fag culture? All the while delicately tonguing the buttholes of his fans with wit and humor?

From the Edinburge Fringe ticket site:

God and musical numbers too. Oh boy.

ETA: I just read the article. So Kamal's niece is cashing in on her family connection via Insta and other means? Oh, that's novel.

What’s interesting about Dylan is the varying level of commitment to being trans. For instance, in that description, it seems to imply that he does not believe he is a woman, much less that he always has been. I wonder if he’s working his way towards a detransition arc.

 

[Chickenpolar]

Terf Review of Dylan's 'Faghag' play:

Link / Archive

We need to talk about Dylan. A man, who for fifteen minutes pretended he was transitioning, wrongly boarded a unstoppable train, which he now can’t get off. This show is a partial attempt to slow down that train so that he can jump off without breaking limbs.

Dylan mentions his coming out video and jokes it was cringe due to him being on the Millennial cusp (interestingly the audio is now disabled, clearly there is something on it he doesn’t want easily accessed).

 

[Anasa Tristis]

What’s interesting about Dylan is the varying level of commitment to being trans. For instance, in that description, it seems to imply that he does not believe he is a woman, much less that he always has been. I wonder if he’s working his way towards a detransition arc.

Before his cupcake moobs showed up I used to think that he could still suddenly (and somewhat easily and safely) back away from the whole thing if he wanted to. Saying “Fooled you, I’m a great actor. Haha!” And pretend he didn’t mean it. The FFS didn’t do much really but those moobs were a real milestone. He appears pretty committed now and the further he goes the harder it will be to stop and undo it. But we’ll see how this latest career reboot goes. He’s running low on options. And if the “that gross tranny who killed Bud Lite” rep is the only thing that sticks to him he may detrans just to get rid of it. And start a whole new grift based on that.

 

[The Skeksis Emperor]

Terf Review of Dylan's 'Faghag' play:

Link / Archive

So most of the show is just Dylan shitting on women. First his mom, then his friend, then all the evil TERFs who didn't validate him and kiss his ass. Cool cool.

Like a lot of gay men, Dylan the twink, wanted the attention and love of a straight man. He recounts a scene where he and a straight boy he liked had some intimacy. Dylan isn’t able to deal with the man touching his genitals, so Dylan does him instead. The next day the straight boy ignores him. In ballet class. The mention of serious relationships are notable by their absence.

Cope, seethe, and die unloved and alone, Dylan. LMAO.

 

[Candidae]

Terf Review of Dylan's 'Faghag' play:

Link / Archive

My favourite parts:

We were even greeted and found his hand limp and cold, a bit like a dead fish

'Covid 19 isn’t the only pandemic sweeping the nation. Twinks across the globe are missing in action. A large group of twinks mysteriously vanished after attending a Kim Petras concert.'

Dylan Mulvaney playing a newsreader

Twinks trooning out because they saw an HSTS they wanted to fuck isn't something I expected him to say to a potential mainstream or normie audience. It's spoken behind closed doors and in gay spaces but it was interesting to see Dylan brazenly say it to an audience of mostly ignorant straight women who don't know this. They're also usually ignorant to how close gay men are to HSTSs and the fact that they date/fuck, and especially to the HSTSs who straight up see themselves as a subclass of gay men. They don't know people like TS Madison or other transexual prostitutes (obviously) and those people are not pushed by mainstream trans activism for a reason. Dylan however is just spilling the beans here.

he wonders if terfs (who still make trans people lives hell) just lost their gay best friends to transness

This made me cackle and wonder if he caused a friend of his to peak into terfdom. Especially because he's not claiming terfs are "conservatives" which the narrative usually goes. Obviously weird to imply every woman who's a terf had a gay best friend, but also funny to imply every woman who is a terf knew a tranny irl which caused them to peak.
Also fuck me this catty skeleton hates women

 

[Trianon]

he wonders if terfs (who still make trans people lives hell) just lost their gay best friends to transness

His argument seems to be "No, I was a real handmaiden. Now it's women's turn to be my gay best friend."

Anyway, Dylan’s best friend Lily, convinces him to met her at a gay bar, explicitly forbidden under the contract Dylan’s holds with one of the corps

I don't understand the plotline about his friend being wrong for taking him (as Girl!Dylan) to a gay bar. Straight women go to gay bars, Dylan! She doesn't need Nuance to understand this. At first it sounded like he was just mad that she enabled him to break his (presumably) morality contract from one of his advertising deals, but then he chides her for not being Nuanced enough then and that now she's "easier to deal with." Bizarre.

Dylan keeps trying to write the "ending" to his story, the final word on who he wants to be. He has said, "I just don't care anymore," about 10 different ways to different audiences. But he has to keep adjusting the sliders, being horny vs. twee, female vs. male, gay vs. ace. Rebranding into infinity.

 

[Dick Johnson]

Before his cupcake moobs showed up I used to think that he could still suddenly (and somewhat easily and safely) back away from the whole thing if he wanted to. Saying “Fooled you, I’m a great actor. Haha!” And pretend he didn’t mean it. The FFS didn’t do much really but those moobs were a real milestone. He appears pretty committed now and the further he goes the harder it will be to stop and undo it. But we’ll see how this latest career reboot goes. He’s running low on options. And if the “that gross tranny who killed Bud Lite” rep is the only thing that sticks to him he may detrans just to get rid of it. And start a whole new grift based on that.

I'm not sure how well a detrans arc would work for him. He already comes across as a total phony who's completely in it for the money and fame. If he jumps onto a potential detransitioner bandwagon it's likely to be the most transparently commercial move he could make, even for people who are still on board with his shenanigans.

I think the better move for him would be to softly turn the ship around - he's been a they/them before, he can do it again. All he has to do is say that it's just all part of his gender journey, and no one who's into that sort of thing enough that they follow Dylan would be able to gainsay it.

 

[Bookwork]

Yeah, he could swan out as the sexiest thang alive who pops gay boys' boners (Dylan prancing around in a cub scout uniform) and pops straight boys' boners (Dylan prancing around in a girl scout uniform) teeee heeee. Sexxay meeeeeeee. They allllll want meeeeeeee tee hee.

 

[AssignedEva]

Terf Review of Dylan's 'Faghag' play:

The stuff about his mother is very interesting. It does seem like she's cut ties with Dylan, but the little we've been able to find on her makes her completely unlike this depiction of white trash. He's obviously fictionalised his past (portraying being a twink as a HRT-lite substitute) but it's telling he paints such an ugly portrait of his mother.

 

[Alpaca Autopsy Expert]

My favourite parts:


Twinks trooning out because they saw an HSTS they wanted to fuck isn't something I expected him to say to a potential mainstream or normie audience. It's spoken behind closed doors and in gay spaces but it was interesting to see Dylan brazenly say it to an audience of mostly ignorant straight women who don't know this. They're also usually ignorant to how close gay men are to HSTSs and the fact that they date/fuck, and especially to the HSTSs who straight up see themselves as a subclass of gay men. They don't know people like TS Madison or other transexual prostitutes (obviously) and those people are not pushed by mainstream trans activism for a reason. Dylan however is just spilling the beans here.

This made me cackle and wonder if he caused a friend of his to peak into terfdom. Especially because he's not claiming terfs are "conservatives" which the narrative usually goes. Obviously weird to imply every woman who's a terf had a gay best friend, but also funny to imply every woman who is a terf knew a tranny irl which caused them to peak.
Also fuck me this catty skeleton hates women

Interesting. We all know about T4T and “straight “ tranny chasers, but I always wondered about Drag Queen gays and their boyfriends. Seemed almost strange that their men would find them attractive with the fake tits, hips, tucks, etc. Obviously they’re not in drag 24/7, but still….