Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

reptile baht spaniard rid said:
"A meating" was his old cruising euphemism; he got new ones once he realized the power of the sauna.
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reptile baht spaniard rid said:
Boogie Traps are what you get when the trannies down at the disco let it all go and start that dancin'.

Or maybe he's sad that he can't attempt to trap his own Boogie1488 for purposes that would make @Judge Holden stop and say "wait a minute that's a bit far, actually can I take some notes?"
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maybe patrick wants to try trapping boogie and making a special pepperoni out of him
 
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Something Awful said:
"Encrypted overseas bank accounts"
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Did he get this information from Jackie or something? What exactly is encrypted about it? The security? News flash Rick, banks don't tend to store their customers' data in plaintext. This is that GUI hacking scene from CSI all over again:

To be expected from our acclaimed six-figure sci-fi author. What a fucking fruitcake.
 
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Helvetia said:
PLEASE FATTY, PLEASE PLEASE IMPLY THEY WERE SWISS. I CANNOT WAIT TO DESTROY YOU WITH FACTS AND LOGIC.

in all seriousness, they are turbo-liberal autists over on threads. I'm happy he's finally found his people.
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Surely they are not equivalent in obesity, bitch-titted-ness, and faggotry to Pig Tits. If so, God truly does hate humanity.

If not, they are not his people and you will enjoy prison for...some kind of felony (I got nothing).
 
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Black Man Underwear said:
Is this the wrong person or is Patrick genuinely this retarded?
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It's both, son.

There's another Prongay Jr or something, and Fats is certain he's got his man. It's so bad it's good, almost so bad it makes me believe this is all part of a massive bit and we've been taken. Only cost $85k!
 
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Something Awful said:
Hooboy.

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"Encrypted overseas bank accounts"

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Some call this plan foolproof. They have never met Patrick S. Tomlinson.

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...when he was Commander in Chief of the armed forces of the United States?
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I'd laugh if Elon bans his account for spreading misinformation.
He's also an idiot when it comes to the police and military. There are generals who wont listen to a president if it means harming civilians. Unless it's Patrick of course. I'd reward them. It take a large amount of fire power take the blowhard down.
Useful_Mistake said:
That's new. What made him make up all that?
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Still hoping to go viral again.
 
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Something Awful said:
Rick's gay snake and the live mice he fed to it. Did he sit on this one as well?
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What a fucking fat idiot. You should never feed live mice to snakes. Even if you don't care about the mice (they are just mice after all), even a mouse can deliver a nasty bite and injured the snake. They're supposed to be freshly killed, with CO2 or by snapping their necks (there are specialized neck snappers), or thaw from frozen.

He probably does it because he's a zoosadist pig.
Something Awful said:
Finally, Rick explains what being conservative means. He seems to be confusing it with empiricism.
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That's. . .not even remotely what conservatism is. It's just flabbergastingly wrong. Typical of this fat retard to claim to be something and have no idea what it even is.
 
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Black Man Underwear said:
When I look up Robert J. Prongay the first result I find is that he was murdered in 1984 by Richard Kuklinski.

Is this the wrong person or is Patrick genuinely this retarded?
Does he really think a murder victim is stalking him?
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Let me breakdown the source of fatty's intel
Pests > Rick
Pests > Jackie > Rick
Pests > Hildy > Rick
Pests > [x] > Rick

Adam Mucci/Robert Prongay (bobby gayporn to friends) is just the latest in a long list of characters fed to fatty.
see also:
Josiah Munoz
'The Mole'
Canyon Boykin
Rahul Kumar
Cris Italia
John Gibney II
John Gibney III
Pat believes it every time because it validates anything he wants to be true. He always 'does da bit'.

On Javiers podcast he talks a lot about Dan Mullen, how he is the worst and the biggest offender against Nikki, he then pauses and quickly ends with "Dan Mullen may well be a psyop". He added that qualifier in because he's been pantsed by the funsters so many times, despite all the evidence of Dan Mullen being a real person, he had to put that clause in because he knew he would get shit for it if Dan turned out to be fake.

The mole operation went on for 9 months, Josiah's phone calls were over the span of about 5-6 weeks. The pests are very talented in the art of the long game. It isnt all just tweets calling him fat. There are a lot of bits that get setup but never come to light because Rick or whoever doesn't take the bait. The prongay breadcrumbs and facebook account had been going over a year before hildy picked up on it.

Was it worth the effort? That's for the listener to decide, its a year+ later and Pat is still Robert'ing anyone he thinks is boomia.
 
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AnOminous said:
What a fucking fat idiot. You should never feed live mice to snakes. Even if you don't care about the mice (they are just mice after all), even a mouse can deliver a nasty bite and injured the snake. They're supposed to be freshly killed, with CO2 or by snapping their necks (there are specialized neck snappers), or thaw from frozen.

He probably does it because he's a zoosadist pig.

That's. . .not even remotely what conservatism is. It's just flabbergastingly wrong. Typical of this fat retard to claim to be something and have no idea what it even is.
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He grinds up negros for pepperoni and has a 1.2 GPA. What do you expect of him?
 
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bortherman said:
On Javiers podcast he talks a lot about Dan Mullen, how he is the worst and the biggest offender against Nikki, he then pauses and quickly ends with "Dan Mullen may well be a psyop". He added that qualifier in because he's been pantsed by the funsters so many times, despite all the evidence of Dan Mullen being a real person, he had to put that clause in because he knew he would get shit for it if Dan turned out to be fake.
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Meanwhile the dumb fuck goes all-in on Bobby Gayporn Junior.
 
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