Kayden Coleman / Kelila Marie Dennison / Kaydenxoffical / Kayden Dennison / justplainkay - "Seahorse Dad", Reparations Fanatic, "Educator of All Black Trans Issues", Constantly Getting Evicted, FAT

[GenociderSyo]

For people who haven't met Kayden she has two children. One she has no custody of and just gets visitation once a year. The other she shoves off to the father whenever she bores of her (almost daily it seems).

Kayden is being evicted again for non payment of rent. She is flipping out because people have rightfully pointed out that she crowdfunded for more then her rent and then blew it on tattoos full hands, eyebrow, neck and heart nipples as well as nipple piercings. She is lying to her landlord stating she was late because of an extremely abuse person she had to get a restraining order on. With how she runs her mouth if this person actually existed it would have been all over her social media. The court also shows that she was paying off the arrears not her current rent so she is lying about being up to date.

It appears she never paid rent after getting the apartment and kept appealing pro se until finally the court said enough. The case was brought 5/14/2024 and she will finally be evicted 8/6/2024.


Someone pulled all the court documents and has been reaming her out for being a liar in comments.

 

[grenouille crétine]

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It has been said many times before, but this numbskull would be much, much funnier if she didn’t have children. Her chimpouts and financial issues are still very funny, but then you remember she has kids and it just makes the whole thing . It’s the same with the Rekieta antics. The older child looks SO embarrassed in the first video, moving out of frame and hiding behind her hair, and the way Kelila maneuvers her head made me wince. Very familiar behavior of an adult using a child as a literal prop for their own ego. Speaking of:

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I meant to ask before—is there any context someone can give for the video in this post to make it less creepy or nah? Just a weird clip of the younger child passed out asleep in the airport and Kelila rubbing her???

I hit the post button early and deleted but just as well. Can wrap up on the latest post from the lovely @GenociderSyo where Papa Seahorse continues to fuck up the lives of her innocent children, assuming they are unfortunate enough to currently be with her. Not prioritizing housing perfectly proves the point of her being at best neglectful, at worst outright abusive, and obviously extremely unstable regardless. Her rants about being a “loving trans parent” are the same narc nonsense she always spews. A homeless/couchsurfing Kelila arc would be very funny given her propensity for shittalking and expensive (not good, just expensive) taste—but I hope her poor kids end up away from her, somewhere much better. but no one deserves a trans parent.

 

[GenociderSyo]

One thing about the kids at least is that the older one she does not have primary custody of and she spends most of her time in PA. The youngest she likes to shove off to the father constantly so luckily both those children have stability away from her.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

How very manly to whine about having to pack up boxes and move them all by yourself.

 

[Pizdec]

One thing about the kids at least is that the older one she does not have primary custody of and she spends most of her time in PA. The youngest she likes to shove off to the father constantly so luckily both those children have stability away from her.

Still, fuck this hoe, I hope she gets a nasty sun burn bumming on the streets of Houstin. I hope the baby daddies take her case and fight for sole custody, too, cause that's bullshit. I would excuse it if she had to choose between food or rent, but tattoos? Really? Absolutely no one needs that shit.

 

[Paper Machete]

All landlords in Houston, if not the whole of Texas should be warned about this dumb bitch. This is two places in a row she's done this to, right? It's not like she doesn't have the money, she just spends it on dumb shit instead of rent. Get a J O B lady.

 

[GenociderSyo]

All landlords in Houston, if not the whole of Texas should be warned about this dumb bitch. This is two places in a row she's done this to, right? It's not like she doesn't have the money, she just spends it on dumb shit instead of rent. Get a J O B lady.

It is the third or fourth she gets a place puts down rent and security then never pays again until the court finally makes her.

 

[JelloJerk]

Kayden is being evicted again for non payment of rent. She is flipping out because people have rightfully pointed out that she crowdfunded for more then her rent and then blew it on tattoos full hands, eyebrow, neck and heart nipples as well as nipple piercings. She is lying to her landlord stating she was late because of an extremely abuse person she had to get a restraining order on. With how she runs her mouth if this person actually existed it would have been all over her social media. The court also shows that she was paying off the arrears not her current rent so she is lying about being up to date.

Lol tryna act like she's moving with her kids when she's a certified deadbeat.
Also what domestic violence situation could she have possibly gotten herself into? I thought she made a whole big show of "dating herself"?

Someone pulled all the court documents and has been reaming her out for being a liar in comments.

I hate people like the codalikesbeans guy. "How dare you call people out! Even if he's lying you could just ignore it!". These people preach about compassion and how much hate there is in the world and how we all need to be nicer, but he thinks it's better to not call out blatant scammers?

 

[Faceless Whore]

Kayden is being evicted again for non payment of rent.

>The only scam here is capitalism.
Send this nigger to Venezuela so she can live a life of luxury.

 

[GenociderSyo]

When one is evicted and has less then 7days to move the appropriate things to do are to get nails done for over $100 and go to a waterpark that costs at least $150. She is also blaming everything on capitalism and such and not her being unemployable because of her behavior.

She is now posting sex toys again.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[GenociderSyo]

She is still whining about it and making excuses.

 

[Trombonista]

When one is evicted and has less then 7days to move the appropriate things to do are to get nails done for over $100 and go to a waterpark that costs at least $150. She is also blaming everything on capitalism and such and not her being unemployable because of her behavior.

$100 for Monster Energy nails.

 

[Paper Machete]

I don't know much about nails but that doesn't look like 100$ worth. It's not even something as involved as getting fake nails applied and doing some intricate gel, powder colored and bedazzled something or other. I really don't understand the logic behind people who spend money they don't have and not only that but on such worthless and ugly shit.

 

[Instant_Pot_User]

Lol tryna act like she's moving with her kids when she's a certified deadbeat.

lmao she is a true and honest black man

 

[Poonocchio]

I really don't understand the logic behind people who spend money they don't have and not only that but on such worthless and ugly shit.

It's very low IQ, usually highly melinated behaviour.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

It's very low IQ, usually highly melinated behaviour.

It's also a Gen Z thing. A few weeks back, I kept being recommended this news article titled "Gen Z are so disillusioned with the economy, they're ok committing fraud" or something of the like. After reading the article, a more apropos headline would be "Gen Z are so irresponsible with their money that they buy things they can't afford and issue fraudulent chargebacks so they can get things for free."

Kelila is a zoomer in everything but age.

 

[Poonocchio]

It's also a Gen Z thing. A few weeks back, I kept being recommended this news article titled "Gen Z are so disillusioned with the economy, they're ok committing fraud" or something of the like. After reading the article, a more apropos headline would be "Gen Z are so irresponsible with their money that they buy things they can't afford and issue fraudulent chargebacks so they can get things for free."

Kelila is a zoomer in everything but age.

She's also absolutely batshit mental, so I suppose that doesn't help.

 

[GenociderSyo]

Another probably fake e-beg.

 

[Paper Machete]

That motherfucker zesty as fuck. My bet is a pooner trying to look like a man was a better bet than finding another man to settle down with and using surrogacy. A not insignificant number of gay men get women pregnant so they can have their own kids and then dip, this one had the plus that the woman in question was actively trying to look more like a man, making easier to grit his teeth through.

 

[JelloJerk]

This looks like a shock image you'd come across in the early 2000s only to find out later that it was photoshopped.