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No point talking guns, that's almost a whole other topic.
Ideally:
Reasonably thick perimeter bramble patch just back of what I'd call the "defensible area" which may not be the whole property. We're talking at least 6, ideally 10-12 feet wide, and at least 6 or more feet tall. Can confirm thick blackberries or like invasive hell-plants will keep all but the most persistent out, just make sure you have a brush-hog or similar to keep them under control, because they are voracious growers.
Behind the perimeter patch, a moat deep enough to drown the average vehicle, and wide enough that a speeding vehicle should plow straight into the bank on the far side without the ability to back out, rather than barely make it assuming someone tried to ram the brambles.
Behind the moat, a chain-link fence set back somewhat so that you can potentially plant edible things in there that geese won't eat, and to have enough room so you can put some of those fuckers in there:
This will involve animal husbandry (I assume to keep them around they'll need their wing feathers to be clipped at minimum) but if geese are good enough for the very specific guard scenario in Brazil, they might work here too in that they're going to eat bugs and stuff, eat cheap shit like rice to supplement, use the moat as a swimming hole, and honk at + attack anything that comes anywhere near them. Sure, they're not going to get a good chomp in on someone like a dog, but as a cheap waddling perimeter alarm you might occasionally pluck for a meal or few if you let them reproduce, could be worse.
Behind the chain link fence (not next to it, obviously) a reasonably tall earthen berm, steep facing out, less so facing towards the house, ideally with some fortifications on the house-side of it so it can be used for cover and supported fire reasonably easily. Consider some form of lower growing brambles on the non-house facing side, or just keep higher growing brambles well controlled so that you have a deterrent on the side that matters but it doesn't obscure sight-lines. Again, that Brush hog will probably be needed so keep in mind a distance you can fit a tractor down for such maintenance.
Behind the berm consider a few more layers of tall chain link fence, ideally with razor wire or similar along the top, though with gates you can easily lock but also allows you access to your berm, that aren't easier to force than simply cutting through the fence when locked. Electrification as an option if possible for some layers, maybe a second layer so if they make it through the first they get a zappy surprise if they try to snip-through the second.
The house:
Reinforce the walls around your windows and doors to be basically bulletproof if you can, ideally the entire outside walls, but that might get expensive and may be structurally complex, and may not be super well insulated, so perhaps a normal looking reinforced outside wall with a properly made insulated wall behind it? Dunno, just spit-balling. Bulletproof windows. Definitely reinforce specific corners within your dwelling in a way you recognize or memorize, so you can have good cover without an intruder that makes it through knowing what is and is not cover. Ideally your dwelling should not be too simply laid out, or can be with the press of a button made complicated to navigate (hard to force doors that close on a command in specific areas for example, bonus points if you have multiple "maze" configurations that can be selected independently to confuse the ever loving fuck out of someone trying to find you within and potentially allow you to escape while trapping them if you want to be extra fancy).
Obviously security cameras, night vision capable (however you want to do that, be it infrared or whatever) anywhere you can discreetly put them.
Ideally:
Reasonably thick perimeter bramble patch just back of what I'd call the "defensible area" which may not be the whole property. We're talking at least 6, ideally 10-12 feet wide, and at least 6 or more feet tall. Can confirm thick blackberries or like invasive hell-plants will keep all but the most persistent out, just make sure you have a brush-hog or similar to keep them under control, because they are voracious growers.
Behind the perimeter patch, a moat deep enough to drown the average vehicle, and wide enough that a speeding vehicle should plow straight into the bank on the far side without the ability to back out, rather than barely make it assuming someone tried to ram the brambles.
Behind the moat, a chain-link fence set back somewhat so that you can potentially plant edible things in there that geese won't eat, and to have enough room so you can put some of those fuckers in there:
This will involve animal husbandry (I assume to keep them around they'll need their wing feathers to be clipped at minimum) but if geese are good enough for the very specific guard scenario in Brazil, they might work here too in that they're going to eat bugs and stuff, eat cheap shit like rice to supplement, use the moat as a swimming hole, and honk at + attack anything that comes anywhere near them. Sure, they're not going to get a good chomp in on someone like a dog, but as a cheap waddling perimeter alarm you might occasionally pluck for a meal or few if you let them reproduce, could be worse.
Behind the chain link fence (not next to it, obviously) a reasonably tall earthen berm, steep facing out, less so facing towards the house, ideally with some fortifications on the house-side of it so it can be used for cover and supported fire reasonably easily. Consider some form of lower growing brambles on the non-house facing side, or just keep higher growing brambles well controlled so that you have a deterrent on the side that matters but it doesn't obscure sight-lines. Again, that Brush hog will probably be needed so keep in mind a distance you can fit a tractor down for such maintenance.
Behind the berm consider a few more layers of tall chain link fence, ideally with razor wire or similar along the top, though with gates you can easily lock but also allows you access to your berm, that aren't easier to force than simply cutting through the fence when locked. Electrification as an option if possible for some layers, maybe a second layer so if they make it through the first they get a zappy surprise if they try to snip-through the second.
The house:
Reinforce the walls around your windows and doors to be basically bulletproof if you can, ideally the entire outside walls, but that might get expensive and may be structurally complex, and may not be super well insulated, so perhaps a normal looking reinforced outside wall with a properly made insulated wall behind it? Dunno, just spit-balling. Bulletproof windows. Definitely reinforce specific corners within your dwelling in a way you recognize or memorize, so you can have good cover without an intruder that makes it through knowing what is and is not cover. Ideally your dwelling should not be too simply laid out, or can be with the press of a button made complicated to navigate (hard to force doors that close on a command in specific areas for example, bonus points if you have multiple "maze" configurations that can be selected independently to confuse the ever loving fuck out of someone trying to find you within and potentially allow you to escape while trapping them if you want to be extra fancy).
Obviously security cameras, night vision capable (however you want to do that, be it infrared or whatever) anywhere you can discreetly put them.
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