Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[RussianParasite]

In three days we shall see updates on the Police lawsuit. Any predictions?

Normally I am pessimistic on Lolcows in lawsuits, but for some reason Jennifer does not seem to possess the same Teflon tard ability that others do. I’m hopeful that something absolutely humiliating will happen, as it has in the past.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

In three days we shall see updates on the Police lawsuit. Any predictions?

The police will all enjoy prison, alongside you, stalker. Wait for the knock.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The police will be enslaved to Fatrick and forced to file DMCAs against the farms.

 

[crab fucker]

In three days we shall see updates on the Police lawsuit. Any predictions?

Death sentence, I don't care how lol.

In all seriousness, since I'm only a dabbler in legal stuff, does Fatrick have much of a case? Like granted, eventually cops will stop showing up if they're called all the time on you in most cases, but are they allowed to just ignore calls to his residence? He had that incident where he threatened to kill his brother, his ex-wife, and his unborn daughter. We have that video where he apparently took a swing at an officer outside of his house and got taken down by a female officer like Ralph was. And the worst swatting incident we have footage of is him berating the cops and squealing like a pig at them when they came there for a call where it was claimed he had killed his wife.

I figure that will be the piece of evidence he tries to use the most in the case, but it actually gives the cops more of an excuse in a way. They came there for a dangerous call and instead of trying to defuse them or surrender peacefully he was raging and squealing like he had done some fucked shit. Idk though, I could just have it twisted.

 

[Billy Bong]

How is his lawsuit going? I mean, how much will his wife's mother ultimately have to pay out?

 

[Black Man Underwear]

In three days we shall see updates on the Police lawsuit. Any predictions?

Patrick won't win, obviously.

After it's dismissed, and it will be, he'll be subjected to an embarassing revelation: he doesn't always get what he wants.

Then he'll either squeal on Twitter or keep quiet out of shame. If he keeps quiet, any time it's mentioned he'll respond with his typical "no, child".

 

[An automatic clown]

In three days we shall see updates on the Police lawsuit. Any predictions?

I think the police are set to file their motion to dismiss while fatass is in Scotland attending another pedo con, and hopefully getting a nice Glasgow Smile. My guess is he will call up his lawyers at 3am their time oinking about the motion to dismiss.
Last time we got the lovely pro se legal defense where he basically cited all the incorrect Intel Jackie found and tried blaming a federal judge so I'm hoping for another one.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

When I look up Robert J. Prongay the first result I find is that he was murdered in 1984 by Richard Kuklinski.

Is this the wrong person or is Patrick genuinely this retarded?
Does he really think a murder victim is stalking him?

Yes, he really is this retarded (and it is the wrong person). You can find details of Patrick's "thought" processes on this twitter thread.

https://x.com/stealthygeek/status/1699885998472397143

He names Robert Prongay Jr on the fourth tweet in the thread and supplies the photo of a moderately successful TV character actor.

I find it interesting that he has changed from calling him Robert Prongay Jr to Robert J Prongay.

Boomia is making his rhetoric increasingly aggressive. He always used to include a disclaimer about it being self-defence.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

The police will all enjoy prison, alongside you, stalker. Wait for the knock.

No, Silly little Child; I am Vladimir Putin's personal insurrection-democracy-destroying-vatnik-super child, and therefore I enjoy diplomatic immunity for my many many acts of criminally and cyberly being a child.

I'm sorry you're so stupid.

does Fatrick have much of a case?

He's very talented. I wouldn't know where to find lawyers that can somehow amend a complaint to be factually and legally worse than what it started as. Granted, I don't see the benefit in that, but that's certainly a sight to behold.

Personally, I am of the niche opinion that if you sue for police misconduct you should NOT consistently reiterate that they did their job exactly as told and that they have adapted to your unique situation as requested, but maybe I just can't see past Pat's genius.

How is his lawsuit going?

We'll have a motion to dismiss in three days. Pat will have 21 days to respond, and the state will then have additional 14 days to respond to Pat's response.

 

[Something Awful]

That's new. What made him make up all that?

Oh, well, let me tell you.

"We don't know the nature of these accounts, but once the boys at the lab set up a GUI interface using Visual Basic, they will have the perpetrators' IP addresses in no time."

As for why Patrick "The Lying Liberal Press is the Enemy of the People" Tomlinson is suddenly taking cues from Fox News, I suppose it has to do with the runaway success of the "J. D. Vance fucked his couch" meme. That worked (depending on your criteria of success, I guess), so now Patrick is out there retweeting shit like this:



...as well as every other bizarre conspiracy theory he can find. Spreading disinformation is not a noble pursuit, but the fate of our democracy is at stake, so.

Also, Patrick is fat and retarded, so he probably actually does believe all that shit.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Personally, I am of the niche opinion that if you sue for police misconduct you should NOT consistently reiterate that they did their job exactly as told and that they have adapted to your unique situation as requested, but maybe I just can't see past Pat's genius.

Maybe Patrick is coming up with a new game since his career as an author folded so he's trying out game design. Even D&D started somewhere, and Dave's and Davids game did allow for more players and flexibility. It also reminded me of Diplomacy personally. Fuck you if you haven't played Braunstein.

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

In three days we shall see updates on the Police lawsuit. Any predictions?

Case will be dismissed but only after the court finds the following things

1. That the plaintiff in this case is indeed fat
2. That he is an unsuccessful author
3. That he paid Quasi over $80k after a failed lolsuit
4. That he cheated in the Milwaukee half marathon
5. That he is now under investigation for harvesting black children for his pepperoni

 

[Dropsies]

When I look up Robert J. Prongay the first result I find is that he was murdered in 1984 by Richard Kuklinski.

Is this the wrong person or is Patrick genuinely this retarded?
Does he really think a murder victim is stalking him?

His cyberstalkers have obviously resorted to dark magicks and necromancy in order to terrorize and harass America's foremost political firebrand. I'm sorry you're so stupid, child.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Oh, well, let me tell you.

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"We don't know the nature of these accounts, but once the boys at the lab set up a GUI interface using Visual Basic, they will have the perpetrators' IP addresses in no time."

As for why Patrick "The Lying Liberal Press is the Enemy of the People" Tomlinson is suddenly taking cues from Fox News, I suppose it has to do with the runaway success of the "J. D. Vance fucked his couch" meme. That worked (depending on your criteria of success, I guess), so now Patrick is out there retweeting shit like this:

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...as well as every other bizarre conspiracy theory he can find. Spreading disinformation is not a noble pursuit, but the fate of our democracy is at stake, so.

Also, Patrick is fat and retarded, so he probably actually does believe all that shit.

Imagine having to suck tranny cock on Twitter just to make it acceptable to post the watered down equivalent of “lol faggot” with no self awareness

 

[Rimanah]

In three days we shall see updates on the Police lawsuit. Any predictions?

Dismissed on immunity grounds. Qualified immunity for the police and PD; sovereign immunity for the city.
Fatty fat fat, the jiggly piggly tub of lard, misunderstands this doctrine and conflates it with the holding of Trump. Blames stalker scotus child for his woes. Declares prison awaits.
And it will await, as much as Godot does. (I.e. not by any medical standard child.)

Edit: didn’t realize where we were in the suit, because I’m a dummy. This definitely won’t occur in three days. But I’ll stand by that this will be the ultimate result once all the briefs are done.

 

[AnOminous]

In three days we shall see updates on the Police lawsuit. Any predictions?

12(b)(6) motion to dismiss on grounds of qualified immunity.

But since this is a lolsuit, most boring possible outcome: settlement for nuisance value just not to have to deal with pig squealing. (This is an attempt at a reverse curse.)

Dismissed on immunity grounds. Qualified immunity for the police and PD; sovereign immunity for the city.

I'm not sure municipalities in Wisconsin are covered by sovereign immunity, but I'm pretty sure they're covered by some form of immunity. It's generally extremely difficult to prove municipal liability.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

impunity!

I wonder how badly his lawyers will explain it to him and how he’ll explain it to whomever is funding this hairbrained idea.

 

[RussianParasite]

That the plaintiff in this case is indeed fat

Now that you mention it, I too notice that this gentleman is quite overweight, isn’t he?

 

[Something Awful]

Patrick has a theory about serial killers.



"Women are finally able to make informed decisions about when to become mothers. Violent crime and serial killer numbers suddenly skyrocket".

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Patrick has a theory about serial killers.

This makes it sound that Roe v Wade somehow turned all the mass murdering woman into normal citizens, which I am rather sure is not the point he wants to make