Things you’ve been banned from - Post your criminal record here. Doesn’t matter if it’s social media, game or IRL place

[nickcarkiller]

I got banned from some random browser rpg game because my name was georgefloyd, some jannie tranny was following me around asking me why my name was georgefloyd and i ignored him, he then banned me

 

[Iron Jaguar]

Twitter: multiple accounts, one was for calling Bradley Manning a man. Another was a Trump meme account that got banned for being a Trump meme account.
Reddit: banned from multiple subreddits e.g. r/army which for some reason is moderated solely by trannies and handmaidens.
FB: constantly. One was a retroactive ban for an Obamaphone meme I'd posted SIX years earlier.

 

[DoomsdayElite]

Several Twitter accounts, the latest of which I didn't even post from. It was later reinstated, which mildly surprised me because none of the other accounts were. Facebook more times than I can count before I stopped using it altogether.

 

[Banquet Meal]

im pretty tame compared to rest of you degenerates, but i got kicked off facebook for a month, back when they were banning everyone all the time, because i stupidly thought that the vaporwave text generator would make it possible to say nigger on facebook without getting in trouble
it worked maybe once, but i guess they caught on.
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i also got kicked out of a moms fb group for saying retarded.

 

[Xarpho's Return]

4chan I've been banned from for "off-topic" stuff from tranny jannies, got more severe bans (where all my existing posts and topics got wiped) when I discussed the notorious website K**i F***s. There was a Facebook group where I got banned for unknown reasons, I think checking in with my alt was still unknown reasons, probably just faggotry. There were a few other forums I've been banhammered before, both permanent and temporary, for equally as petty reasons.

 

[FrigginWeeb]

Gaiaonline - 4chan raid ban
4chan - shared IP ban
gmail - employer terminated account to fuck with lawsuit. it didn't help. I won.
pokemon go beta - fucked with IP and geolocation data to get into jp-only beta, got banned.
twitter - too many reasons to count. Most recent, joking about almond milk , asking where the nipple is on an almond.
best buy - answering customers questions even tho I didn't work there.
lowe's - some fuck stole an old checkbook that fell under my seat after I paid them to detail my car and wrote a bunch of bad checks there.

 

[MerriedxReldnahc]

This image got me a 1 week ban from Facebook, albeit only on desktop. For some perplexing reason I could still post from mobile, though FB mobile is literal AIDS so maybe that was an intentional punishment.
Also, the ban was four full years after the post was made.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I got muted one time on Path of Exile for making a joke about buying essential oils from church ladies. The reason? Hate speech. It's been five years and I still have no idea how or why this got me in trouble.

I even remember the joke somewhat. "If you need oil, buy it from the pastor's wife". Context: There's a mechanic in the game that uses oils.

 

[Billy Bob Dick]

Twitter

Supposedly for "harassing" a celebrity, but I literally made all of three posts @ them over the course of 6 months. Fucking retarded. That doesn't meet the legal definition of harassment at all.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Oh boy, it's my time to shine!!!! I have been banned from:

Several local bars
A night club in Vegas
Another local night club
My old college bar
A very famous local bar
Various clans across several video games
RuneScape for profanity
Several school clubs
Several people's homes, (usually not for anything I did, but things people I brought around did)
A local strip club
No less than 3 fraternity houses
WoW for overuse of the power word
Several dating sites
I also got my friend banned from Hinge. ("You'd look great chained in my basement" is apparently not a good pick up line)
Got banned from my own clan in StarCraft
Banned from Diablo 2 for hacking
Banned from a local store for knocking over an entire shelf of product.
Banned from a local video game tournament (was too good)
Banned from a local sushi restaurant.
Banned on Facebook a million times
Banned from no less than 50 Facebook groups
Banned on Twitter a million times
IP banned on Reddit
Banned from a White Castle
And I'm also banned from a funeral home.

Hmm......and that's about it. Oh and I also can never go back to a local booze store/brewery. Actually make that 2.

....You know, I really thought this list would be longer.

Edit: Oh and at least 3-4 restaurants for telling them to "Do it faggot, call the cops. No, I'm not wearing a mask, I'm making you call them." during COVID. So yeah, there's that.

 

[NoodleFucker3000]

Yelp.

I left a very mean review on a pizza place and I'm not sorry. The pizza was shitty and nothing I said was untrue.

 

[Metamorpho]

Oh boy, it's my time to shine!!!! I have been banned from:

Several local bars
A night club in Vegas
Another local night club
My old college bar
A very famous local bar
Various clans across several video games
RuneScape for profanity
Several school clubs
Several people's homes, (usually not for anything I did, but things people I brought around did)
A local strip club
No less than 3 fraternity houses
WoW for overuse of the power word
Several dating sites
I also got my friend banned from Hinge. ("You'd look great chained in my basement" is apparently not a good pick up line)
Got banned from my own clan in StarCraft
Banned from Diablo 2 for hacking
Banned from a local store for knocking over an entire shelf of product.
Banned from a local video game tournament (was too good)
Banned from a local sushi restaurant.
Banned on Facebook a million times
Banned from no less than 50 Facebook groups
Banned on Twitter a million times
IP banned on Reddit
Banned from a White Castle
And I'm also banned from a funeral home.

Hmm......and that's about it. Oh and I also can never go back to a local booze store/brewery. Actually make that 2.

....You know, I really thought this list would be longer.

Edit: Oh and at least 3-4 restaurants for telling them to "Do it faggot, call the cops. No, I'm not wearing a mask, I'm making you call them." during COVID. So yeah, there's that.

Nobody's gonna be able to beat your record holy fuck.

Anyways here're my bans
-One of my accounts got banned off of Miiverse, don't remember why but it was probably for a retarded reason considering it's Miiverse
-I called some people retards which resulted in a temp ban on Newgrounds
-Banned off of some random small Discord server for posting the Navy Seal Copypasta twice in a row

 

[ToroidalBoat]

homophobia

Terms like "homophobia" (and "transphobia") can be misleading. For example, you didn't fear those guys, you found them repulsive.

Nobody's gonna be able to beat your record

Except "Chris Chan", of course.

 

[xXx: State of the Union]

I remember getting banned from the official Weezer forums in the early 2000's because I'd just post pictures of Ivan Ooze and say "Rivers Homo"

I've been banned from GameFAQs multiple times over the years. Did everything from censor bypassing, promote pirated shit, posting porn ASCII art to plain old calling people retard faggots.

Edit: I recently was warned that I would be banned if I continued to use the phrase "Sister Fucking Faggot" in a private chat in Call of Duty Modern Warfare III, but I quit playing before they could ban me cause the game was boring as fuck.

 

[Sniperwoof]

That gaynigger faggot David Wong banned me from the Cracked forums back in the day because I said Pink Floyd sucked.

 

[Patrick Bait-man]

My Criminal Record​

ROBLOX	Temporarily banned for managing to upload an audio file of a Hitler speech that went unnoticed for months.
TF2	Banned from Skial for racism and LazyPurple's Silly Servers for teasing tranny mods with my soundboard.
Garry’s Mod	Banned from 109 DarkRP servers for RDMing.

Yeah, I'm a true and honest gamer alright.

 

[Kataskopos]

I stopped playing SCP:SL at one point since I was banned from all active servers for either the judicious use of dropping a plasma nade on my fellow MTF going down the elevator or running to intercom to culturally enrich the entire server with racially-charged classics like DuckTales if FF was disabled

Spoiler: average day in the european caliphate

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

3 discord servers
Server 1 - I made a ur mom gay joke and refused to apologize for saying the word gay, should've used faggot tbh
Server 2 - refused to acknowledge the heckin valid trans folx problems and the racism shit during the summer of love, none of that bending the knee shit
Server 3 - fucked with one of the mods with full snark and claimed he was media illiterate or something, I don't remember
r/twox and r/twoxindia - said they were shitting on men for getting self validation
My university film club - said the lion king was a shit movie (I was in my le edgy contrarian phase), said piracy is better than spending money at a theatre and said exploitation movies are good and that they were being pretentious, all of these were in the group chat.
Man hate thread - this was before the DMZ and in hindsight, yes I was an asshole but they're still fat and whiny.
Incel hate thread - I asked if it was a DMZ, instant ban
Protonmail - created 14 something free accounts by using procgen emails, I was using most of them for the same website so they got banned. I got like 16 more free accounts which I use for different purposes, pray those don't get banned.
I don't play any online games so I have never had the live service ban experience, it's fun being a single player person. I think I was ip banned for a day in 4chan, I forgot which board probably one of the video game boards. Also two of my sock accounts on twitter got banned for inactivity and I used procgen emails for them so I couldn't appeal.

 

[Thé au lait]

Oh boy, it's my time to shine!!!! I have been banned from:

Several local bars
A night club in Vegas
Another local night club
My old college bar
A very famous local bar
Various clans across several video games
RuneScape for profanity
Several school clubs
Several people's homes, (usually not for anything I did, but things people I brought around did)
A local strip club
No less than 3 fraternity houses
WoW for overuse of the power word
Several dating sites
I also got my friend banned from Hinge. ("You'd look great chained in my basement" is apparently not a good pick up line)
Got banned from my own clan in StarCraft
Banned from Diablo 2 for hacking
Banned from a local store for knocking over an entire shelf of product.
Banned from a local video game tournament (was too good)
Banned from a local sushi restaurant.
Banned on Facebook a million times
Banned from no less than 50 Facebook groups
Banned on Twitter a million times
IP banned on Reddit
Banned from a White Castle
And I'm also banned from a funeral home.

Hmm......and that's about it. Oh and I also can never go back to a local booze store/brewery. Actually make that 2.

....You know, I really thought this list would be longer.

Edit: Oh and at least 3-4 restaurants for telling them to "Do it faggot, call the cops. No, I'm not wearing a mask, I'm making you call them." during COVID. So yeah, there's that.

I'm amazed it took us this long to learn that Party Hat Wurmple has been banned from 109 establishments.
"And not one of them was my fault!"

 

[ToroidalBoat]

That "Discord" site or service sounds like it really sucks.