Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

[crazedaze]

The worst part is the trash bag, that's not food grade plastic wonder if it absorbs that fresh trash bag flavor

Seasoned his baby's food for himself lol

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

I think it's above mid but it's also interesting for being probably the most edible apex predator (maybe competing against shark? never had it), and the only one amicable to factory farming

I've had Mako shark before. It tasted like a swordfish steak. Not bad.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

I think it's above mid but it's also interesting for being probably the most edible apex predator (maybe competing against shark? never had it), and the only one amicable to factory farming

Gator is good when done right, but incredibly easy to fuck up. In Florida it's either fried and rubbery as hell (you see over-fried gator tail at a lot of tourist traps) or it's smoked, which tastes a lot better but you're paying for the privilege. In Louisiana there's a lot more variety (spicy gator sausages are a personal favorite). I think a lot of good gator recipes were born out of desperation.
EDIT: as far as apex predators go, I'd love to eat an orca steak. Those smug fucks probably taste delicious.

 

[Your Girlfriend's Dad]

Gator is good when done right, but incredibly easy to fuck up. In Florida it's either fried and rubbery as hell (you see over-fried gator tail at a lot of tourist traps) or it's smoked, which tastes a lot better but you're paying for the privilege. In Louisiana there's a lot more variety (spicy gator sausages are a personal favorite). I think a lot of good gator recipes were born out of desperation.
EDIT: as far as apex predators go, I'd love to eat an orca steak. Those smug fucks probably taste delicious.

Orca is probably like other porpoises, so red it's almost purple.

As for taste, I imagine it would be fishy based on their diet. I'm sure there's a catch and cook of something similar.

 

[FedPostalService]

The worst part is the trash bag, that's not food grade plastic wonder if it absorbs that fresh trash bag flavor
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Seasoned his baby's food for himself lol

It’s like a way of rephrasing the Breakfast Question

 

[MrB]

Despite being filmed outside this is the type of video that surprises me for not having any smoke detector chirps.

I just realized at 0:18 you can literally hear a smoke detector chirp from when he was dubbing in audio

 

[Dude Snakes]

I just realized at 0:18 you can literally hear a smoke detector chirp from when he was dubbing in audio

How do these people ignore it, that beeping would piss me off!

 

[Rick The Stick]

Alligator fucking sucks

You're a bad cook

 

[GaryGray]

My grandpa one time tried feeding a fox on his property some chicken patties the local school used. The fox refused to touch them. Foxes will eat right out of a trashcan. The patties tasted like they were mostly soy with hints of chicken.

Reminded of this clip with Jamie Oliver making chicken nuggets for kids. Notice how the the US kids would eat it while the I think Canadian kids (based off the name of the channel that posted this clip) refused. Not sure why he tries to imply bone marrow is a undesirable part of the chicken. Wish there was a better resolution version but the clip may soon become lost to time.

 

[wakaran]

You're a bad cook

In my defense, I didn't make it!

 

[Critical Raxx Theory]

Shark is usually the generic battered fish at the chippy. Lemon shark, it's mostly a by catch in the nets, and sold fairly cheaply.

 

[Stoneheart]

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What is Messi eating?

 

[Friedrich Hayek's Ghost]

What is Messi eating?

If I had to guess, udon noodles with a tomato based sauce. Maybe a tomato vodka cream sauce. The tortilla confuses me a little, since I don't see anything on the plate I'd expect to be eaten with a tortilla.

Edit: What I thought was a tortilla is, in fact, a chicken breast; I am, in fact, a retard.

 

[Tasty Tatty]

What is Messi eating?

Noodles with red sauce
Vegetables
Chicken breast.



This but with less sauce.

Joggers are confused because it's not ultra colored, but it doesn't have to be. Eating spaghetti without any sauce and only cheese and butter is quite common around here.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

How did we come to a point where a race of people who live off of fast food became the judge of what good food is? How did this even happen?

because it became impossible to criticize them no matter how honest or pure your intentions are.

 

[Alan Shore]

Speaking of spaghetti sauce, has it been mentioned in the thread before that they add a ton of sugar into their pasta as well?

Spoiler: pasta of color

Before anyone tries to defend this, I understand that canned tomatoes are generally more acidic than fresh, and adding some sweetness can cut down on the acidity (not that that actually changes the pH, but I don't feel like getting into that aspect of it) but traditionally that sweetness comes from something like carrots in a bolognese sauce for example. You could also just cook the sauce down for longer if using better quality tomatoes isn't possible for whatever reason.

Dumping a cup of white granulated sugar into pre-made pasta sauce from a jar (which is already packed with added sugar) is pure retardation.

If anyone's interested in more tomato spergery, I found this video pretty informative.

 

[Friedrich Hayek's Ghost]

adding some sweetness can cut down on the acidity

A little cocoa powder will work, too, if you want to avoid sugar. It's how I make chili.

 

[Midwit]

Not sure why he tries to imply bone marrow is a undesirable part of the chicken.

It's because he's deliberately trying to gross the kids out, this is nothing more than propaganda for the healthy eating lobby.

adding some sweetness can cut down on the acidity

Most of my pasta sauces use sauteed or pan-fried onions for sweetness, and I'm frying up meat I'll sometimes use a red vermouth for deglazing if I fancy a distinctly sweet sauce, though I'll usually add a healthy amount of crushed chili to balance it.

 

[Cuntspiracy Man]

Not sure why he tries to imply bone marrow is a undesirable part of the chicken.

you see this often in "horror" food production scare videos
most highly processed crap like sausages and nuggies are filled to the brim with downright indigestible things and colorants that'll give a ghoul cancer, but it's always "ermargard a little bit of 'ugly' meat! i-is that.... SOME SKIN? A FOOT? AAAAAAA HELP ME"

Joggers are confused (...) Eating spaghetti without any sauce and only cheese and butter is quite common around here.

i was just thinking
do niggers not comprehend the notion of 'lazy cooking' or a quick meal just to fill up? have they never just had a simple egg or some heated up pasta with whatever was in the fridge? does every meal need to be a spectacle? it's one thing to criticize someone's cooking when they're presenting it to you, but they latch onto da MUH COOKING MUH COOKING WE BEEZ DA KANGZ OF COOKING thing so much they need to shove their nose (the act of which could tear off a barn door considering the size of it) into everything cooking related
whenever they see any person eat they gotta come in and go "YO DAS SOME BAD COOKING WEZ BLACKS WE BE KNOWS DATS"

we get it, youre proud of the only claim to fame your pipo be given, but relax your input isnt needed

 

[ibeatmywife]

In my experience the type of tomatoes you use goes a long way. I'm Italian and I used to add a little bit of sugar to balance acidity but after switching brands it's no longer needed. Adding a copious amount of sugar to a jar sauce though is definitely pure nigger retardation.