Things you’ve been banned from - Post your criminal record here. Doesn’t matter if it’s social media, game or IRL place

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

UO Free shard, for phishing one of the gms and using his account to rename the avatars of people I didn't like .

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Local golf club
Explanation: I don't like putting, as it's complete pussy shit, and they got very angry because of all the chipping on the green I was doing. Additionally, there was like a short order fast food thing at the clubhouse, the kind where you place your order and come get your tray when they call your number, and I would steal food all the time by standing there with an unrelated receipt, waiting for someone to place an order and go to the bathroom or something, and when they call his number I pretend to check the number on my receipt and take the food.

were you like too poor to afford food or were you just acting like a nigger for kicks?

 

[Corvo]

Banned from ff14 for calling a Quebecois a discount frenchie and a discount american and told him to pick a struggle. Probably for the best because that game is dogshit anyway

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

I was disliked at the mosque I went to as a kid because I made Muslim jokes on the other kids. Magic carpets, camels, bombs, etc. Half of them weren't even Arab to be mad at the jokes.

 

[I don't have an airfryer]

last.fm mostly for spamming ywnbaw under tranny artist profiles

 

[Fastest Hand In The East]

I was banned from opposition media telegram comment group for hating on trannies.
In the same day I was banned form the pro-government media telegram comment group for hating on pro-government bots.
I wasn't even trolling and didn't even insult anyone.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I'm amazed it took us this long to learn that Party Hat Wurmple has been banned from 109 establishments.
"And not one of them was my fault!"

Nah, some were my fault. Going to that booze store would be nice, but I stole a keg from them. And the White Castle was also my fault but we really wanted to do a Harold and Kumar thing so....yeah...So that was a thing. Reddit was all my fault, but I called a lot of "women" dumb useless whores in the relationship advice place.

Was that on purpose? If so, why?

Accident. Played hide and seek in a store.

That last one is alarming

Less interesting than you think, I just accidentally broke a lot of stuff as a kid and can never go back there.

If we're including comments sections btw, I'm banned from virtually every mainstream media news outlets comments section, as well as Sports Illustrated. Again, power word.

 

[peachlover669]

Years ago I got banned from a CWC enjoyer forum because my pfp was apparently "not safe for work" (gore, not fag shit)

gore is still fag shit

 

[dcs8]

Roblox (12 times, and I'm also banned on a lot of games in there), most of Facebook's products, Twitter (3 times), all Valve games, YouTube, Gmail, Reddit, over 15 Minecraft servers, discord (7 times) and a lot of other things that I forgot about at this point.

Most of those bans were because I troll too much kek.

I also think that it's funny how OP got banned from 4chan, curious how you even manage to do that since 80% of people in there have the IQ of an orangutan.

 

[Preacher ✝]

I was banned from the twitch chat for SaltyBet because I called one of their whales a coward and apparently that was his trigger word. Ironically it was the same whale who had gifted me a subscription which was the only reason I'd stuck around as long as I had at that time.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

-Twitter for typing "kys", not even telling someone to kill himself, literally just explaining something.
-Some reddit subs incl. r/drama for reposting the dox of a tranny janny who happened to mod the sub. Also r/comics I think and r/sonicthehedgehog over some sperg spamming my DMs. Def many others, but I can't remember them. I also lost my ability to make subreddits because I tried to remake r/cringeanarchy, with rules to weed out the unironic racism and supremacy dogshit that was on the sub post-2016. Being on the sub at all also got me banned from r/cringetopia. I fucking hate the cunts who ran r/cringeanarchy for this reason. Since then ditched reddit, fuck reddit.
-Lost a youtube alt that I used to try to save as many of twoon's vids. It's a google business type account, so I'm hoping I can remove it and yeet it into the void somehow because I'm worried it threatens my main, I don't want to have a suspended acct attached to it.
-Raided furaffinity and got the account deleted, it's weird because every other time someone pisses off a janny the account gets marked as suspended with an exclamation mark next to it. really weird how they'd go out of their way just to not do that with all accounts. Then, raided furaffinity several more times with the same outcome.
-Got banned from Memetastic's discord server I don't even know what I did to get banned. Last thing I did was posting a meme.
-Got banned from various community servers on various games, I won't get into the details, but it was mostly due to trolling or micspam.

gore is still fag shit

Nigga never played DOOM.

 

[TETRABAX]

Discord: I joined a shitlord channel that got nuked in like 2016

RuneScape: I made and sold bots and they sniffed me out and banned my toon with 18 capes. Assholes

Facebook: whenever white people would do some weird lefty performative diatribe, I would call them a nigger to forever taint their holier than though attitude

4chan: sweep sweep jannies

So many IRC/Murmur/Vent channels: who doesn't enjoy speed sped running a ban in the "sensitive" uwu cancer AIDS communities

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

I got my first ban when I was 11 years old on some random vidya forum for trolling Nintendo fans and saying the Gamecube only had like one or two good exclusives. That was about 20 years ago. A year or so later I got like 30+ bans from Wikipedia and Wikia within a year all from posting dumb shit. I used a few different personas in my Wiki vandalism so have like 3 or 4 different categories on the "Suspected Wikipedia Sockpuppets" page. There are very few websites I haven't been banned from, like I've got Discord bans (making fun of troons), 4chan bans (everything from making fun of Muslims on /r9k/ to defending AI art), you name it. I bet I'll be able to add Kiwifarms to my list of places which have banned me soon enough. So far I only have a threadban for saying how COVID-19 was the deadliest virus ever in that one thread in Community Watch which made the jannies upset, but I'm sure I'll eventually get my permaban.

I've been banned IRL a few times too, like I got banned from a college class because the professor was a boomer neocon rambling about muh global capitalism Murrca and muh End of History and I tried asking if I could leave and just hand him the paper I needed to turn in, but he wouldn't respond to me, so I left and slid it under his door, and then we had a long email argument that ended with me only having to turn in papers for his class. It was great, I got to drunkenly watch animu and made an A. I was also banned from a college club where the guy in charge looked like the "Nods Respectfully Toward You" meme and called the campus police on me and claimed I was about to go for the high score. I also once deliberately got myself fired from a shitty job because I wanted to see what they'd do and how long they'd keep paying me for doing nothing.

I'm also defacto permabanned from Facebook for the weirdest reason. Facebook used to be a free speech site before 2017, and when I was hungover I'd post rambling rants about Muslim immigrants or troons (under my real name since I'm an IRL chad). Then in 2017 I deactivated Facebook because it was pointless and I didn't want commie HR people looking me up. In 2019 or so I had a comfortable job, so logged back in, and within a few hours was banned because the auto-moderation system caught a post from years ago. I waited out that ban and then caught another ban for a different post.

My weirdest ban was from Instagram where I signed up so I could look at some content from a band I liked, and then I got an email a few weeks later saying I was permabanned. No idea if it was related to my Facebook bans since I used a different email address and this was years later.

 

[AgendaPoster]

Extensive lists you got there gentlemen!
I'm afraid I cannot compete.
I only got banned from Twitter (cause I followed a Fuentes sock, 2021 banwave) and from YT (ironically, for a comment from ages ago about some gaming BS, at least what the YT jannies claimed). The YT ban is somewhat annoying as I have to use a different Google account to access YT Music. Rest of the services are available, like Keep, Drive etc., but all that is YT is gone on my main.

 

[Kiwi & Cow]

-Twitter for typing "kys", not even telling someone to kill himself, literally just explaining something.
-Some reddit subs incl. r/drama for reposting the dox of a tranny janny who happened to mod the sub. Also r/comics I think and r/sonicthehedgehog over some sperg spamming my DMs. Def many others, but I can't remember them. I also lost my ability to make subreddits because I tried to remake r/cringeanarchy, with rules to weed out the unironic racism and supremacy dogshit that was on the sub post-2016. Being on the sub at all also got me banned from r/cringetopia. I fucking hate the cunts who ran r/cringeanarchy for this reason. Since then ditched reddit, fuck reddit.
-Lost a youtube alt that I used to try to save as many of twoon's vids. It's a google business type account, so I'm hoping I can remove it and yeet it into the void somehow because I'm worried it threatens my main, I don't want to have a suspended acct attached to it.
-Raided furaffinity and got the account deleted, it's weird because every other time someone pisses off a janny the account gets marked as suspended with an exclamation mark next to it. really weird how they'd go out of their way just to not do that with all accounts. Then, raided furaffinity several more times with the same outcome.
-Got banned from Memetastic's discord server I don't even know what I did to get banned. Last thing I did was posting a meme.
-Got banned from various community servers on various games, I won't get into the details, but it was mostly due to trolling or micspam.

Nigga never played DOOM.

I just remembered, but also got banned from this dying relic of knowyourmeme because my memes were too spicy and I got a bit heated over the preferencial treatment they were giving trannies a few times. When they banned me, I raided the website with accounts who had shocking PFPs like gore or literal shit. 1 of them got censored into the logo, funnily enough there's nothing they can do to get rid of these accounts from their leaderboards LMFAO.

 

[MAAAD]

Kiwifarms. I did a little trolling, Null killed me for it so I appealed the ban and now I'm on my best behavior.

 

[TEA 3HF]

Discord: raiding, botting, racism and trolling. All the good stuff. Best one was for hijacking a diceroll bot on a ttrpg server to call people the gamer word when they used it to roll

GitHub: fucking with aforementioned dice roller bot

Facebook: perma'd for botting to specifically fuck with their content filtering for recommending content to try and get a meme showing an obese black woman spreading her equipment with "massa gon' make me squirt" captioned as relevant content to the BBC (bri'ish newslop)

Minecraft: raiding

4chan: because we all love jannies. Especially on /sp/

Reddit: perma'd for reply guying Bardfinn's dox to his comments for a while, trolling /r/veganism

The Daily Mail comment section for dehumanizing British people

WaPo comment section multiple times for tricking boomers into agreeing with "dogwhistles"

IRL: I am too reclusive to have managed an IRL ban, tbh.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Twitter - replied to Marina Sirtis, called her a "dumb bitch"
Reddit - not the whole site, but I've been banned from a number of subs. One that I was not even interested in pre-banned me for having posted in another that "allowed vaccine misinformation", and another (ironically "self-awarewolves") banned me for pointing something out they didn't like. I don't use Reddit enough and I only registered in the last couple years, so not much to get in trouble for since everything seems so siloed.
4chan - in a FPS/FPH on /fit/ I posted a picture of a nude man with huge tits. I shooped Blockatiel over the dick, but still got a 3-day ban for posting nudity. I've been given a few < week-long bans for similarly posting images of people who are so fat that they can't be sexual objects to anyone but the most perverse fat fetishist.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Local community college	Trying to pick up chicks on campus and hexing the dean when she told me to stop
Local Wendy's	Fired for doing impressions of Disney characters
Local mall	Trying to pick up chicks and fighting with security
Local Target	Trying to pick up chicks while only buying a single soda
Local trading card store	Stopping the black kids from stealing my Yu Gi Oh cards. Also sexually harassing some girl.
Local Walmart	Trying to pick up chicks. Same as Target
Best Buy	Shoplifting
Local trading card store (again)	Taking pictures of the owner and assaulting him
Ebay	Taking peoples' money and not sending them shit
Wikipedia	Trying to write articles about myself
Toys R Us	Hiding toys and video games
Flipnote Hatena	Thought it said Flipnote Hentai so I drew my own porn
MLP conventions	Having sex with a woman
My own home	Having sex with my mother

 

[Monkey Shoulder]

TWITTER
Banned around 10 times for shitposting, fedposting, and just being a cunt
REDDIT
Banned twice for saying pedos should be shot
4CHAN
Several times for excessive shitposting. Once got a permaban from all boards. Don't remember why. Probably a whiny jannie.

BARS
Just being a drunk cunt.

Kinda boring.