Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

[DocMorbis]

Boogies punishment should be being sent to North Korea.

 

[bravosouth]

Excuse all the posting, I scanned through the rest of last night's show and found a couple more pertinent clips.

Spoiler: Keem actually confronted Boogie with his video threatening people who doubted his cancer.

Keem is seemingly shocked by how manipulative Boogie is, he's still covering for the guy with this 'jumped the gun' line. Boogie goes 'yep, yep, yep' to Keem describing just how manipulative Boogie was being. He keeps saying he should have 'never talked about it' when what he really means is that he shouldn't have lied about it, there would have been no problem talking about his health situation if he had just been honest about it.

Boogie offers to teach everyone the lesson he's learned through all this, that when you lie once you have to keep lying to support it. They teach literal children this lesson but Boogie is just learning it at fucking fifty years old. He once again throws in that he didn't want to talk to Mike (Clum) about it, but when he's claimed this previously he said it was because he wanted to keep his cancer situation private. It's clear from this clip that the reason he didn't want to talk to Clum about it was that it would quickly be exposed that he was lying about having said diagnosis.

He admits that when Destiny came in to confront him he knew he didn't actually have a real diagnosis, but instead of just admitting it he spent hours digging his heels is, guilting/manipulating/insulting other people for doubting him, and claiming the complete opposite to the point where both he and Desi lied that they were literally reading the PCV diagnosis off his health portal.

'And looking at this by the way, I don't see how anybody didn't - this is why I think people like Jackson Clark figured it out, because I'm a terrible fucking liar.' Sorry, are you fucking kidding me? This piece of actual human excrement was just about to try and blame everyone else for taking his cancer lies at face value, what a fucking loser this guy truly is.

'Again this was 2 years ago' like that makes this situation even remotely better, it was two years ago and then TWO YEARS of a web of fucking lies, manipulation, and let's be straight up actual gaslighting. Boogie is 100% an actual gaslighter. Keem tells him to listen and nails him on how horribly he manipulated his audience and he immediately blurts out 'Of course not, of course not.' which is like the very last thing anyone wants to hear from an admitted liar. It's easy to tell that he's learned nothing at all, he's back into that same Boogie phase where he just agrees with all the criticism against him 'yep, yep, yep'.

Wings mentions bringing Jackson on the show and Boogie is agreeable to it but Keem gives away his hand here, saying 'Jackson Clark's just gonna dunk on him and it's just gonna be - I don't know, whatever'. Uhhhh, the fuck Keem? Isn't that the show, why are you covering for Boogie's BS? Wings comes in with a winner and points out how that would be entertaining as fuck and how that exact content has given them their best month of LCL so far. Boogie repeats that he's okay with it, but to me this is pretty obviously because he realizes his stock is in sharp decline and is desperate to keep milking what views and relevancy he can out of the situation.

Spoiler: Boogie is still trying to manipulate the situation around his $FADDY coin scam and being exposed by coffeezilla.

He gets Jordy to agree that he's heard people say 'That money's already gone man, that money's spent', and then tries to sling mud at coffee saying he thinks he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth because he caught Booger out on his lies. Of course Steven is leaving out an incredibly important part/context of the 'colloquialisms' he used, that he said that the money was 'at Mercy Hospital right now'. This isn't a saying or anything like that, it's just a straight up lie because the money was in his bank account and he couldn't provide receipts showing anything near the lions share of this money was spent at Mercy on medical bills.

It gets even worse as Boogie tries to own coffee by claiming to have texted Keem proof that coffee lied to him about the whole payment situation, even going so far as accusing coffee of manipulating and lying to Keem. If anyone should maybe keep their fucking fat yap shut about other people 'lying and manipulating' right now, it's this guy but he's so narcissistic that fact clearly doesn't even occur to him.

 

[vanta pilled]

Footnote: This is his new Twitter profile picture:

Boogie eats corn the long way.

 

[CharcoalChkn]

Wings mentions bringing Jackson on the show and Boogie is agreeable to it but Keem gives away his hand here, saying 'Jackson Clark's just gonna dunk on him and it's just gonna be - I don't know, whatever'.

All this talk about Jackson STILL. When he's been pretty removed from the situation after that one funny stream.

I think it may have been Kaya or Jackson, or both, in the most recent episode of The Official Podcast (ep 399), invited Boogie to come back on if he wanted to, but they thought he would be too much of a little bitch to do it in an environment he can't control.

 

[Preacher ✝]

I would be in favor of moving all future LCL discussion to Keem's thread as he is the real Lolcow in all of this. Boogie is doing his bidding and Wings is mostly just along for the ride.

 

[cock gobbler]

I'm not a tattoo expert but I don't think it should be that light after only a few days. And in your close ups it looks like there's spots missing, like little dots in the I and R. And the A looks really pretty damn faded, more so than the other letters.
I'm calling shenanigans.

Here's a comparison between yesterday's "close-up" and the day the tattoo was finished

Spoiler: comparisons

Video comparison using opacity sliders:

You can see I had to be really generous with the transform/perspective shift tool. Should also note I had to center my transformations on the tattoo. I couldn't get the tattoo to line up when centering transformations on his nose/mouth without doing some serious fuckery, but that could be a perspective issue. I think the 'dots' are just Boogie's beard hair, which is brown/gray. Personally I don't think this is conclusive one way or the other, but maybe you all see something that I don't.

 

[Lugubrious]

I noticed that Boogie used this as a deflection tactic during yesterday's stream. Wings started talking about Tipples the Clown and Boogie got off the subject as fast as possible, bringing up Charlie and Sneako and immediately sending Keemstar a clip (that Keem didn't play lmao)
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"Charlie's infected with the woke mind virus . . . which I don't really think is a real thing."

Looking at his Discords DMs, its all people involved with the drama for the past two weeks. I feel like if Keem didn't have these cows and the drama they made, he wouldn't be talking to anyone but his own child bride (which of course he can't stand).

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Remember when Keem bought Boogie's share of the show? That was pretty cool! That means Boogie won't be getting any money from LCL anymore, RIGHT?

 

[Misao Hyper]

They're probably just trying to bait dsp into coming on the show again.
How would they win a defamation lawsuit against dsp for this? I'm no lawyer, but don't you have to prove that, in this case dsp, knows for a fact, that his statements were false? And also, you'd have to demonstrate damages.
What does it even mean to say it's okay to think it's scripted, everyone has a right to an opinion, but you can't publicly state it?

In the end, everyone bows to the king.


Already decided that for myself.
If anything of interest happens, I'll find it here anyways.

I stress again, that Mundane Matt was basically banned from the internet (by keemstar among others), for flagging a few people. Matt is a massive faggot and deserves it, but boogie deserves way worse. The fact, that he can further enrich himself, not in spite of, but because of what he did, is ridiculous.

I think the win against DSP is having it happen at all. Dude would make it his entire fucking identity. I am not picking a side between retard A and Retard B but I think Retard A is thinking Retard B would literally never shut up about it and even if nothing comes out of the lawsuit DSP would be basically advertising them for free for decades. He would talk bout this shit in 2046 still.

 

[Marc83]

Remember when Keem bought Boogie's share of the show? That was pretty cool! That means Boogie won't be getting any money from LCL anymore, RIGHT?

Keem mentioned in the last stream, or was it the one before(?) that he’d be giving it back to Boogie since he went through with the punishment.

When Boogie was originally asking Keem and Wings how long he’d have to have it, I thought the obvious answer was going to be “As long as you ran with the lie, that’s how long you’ll keep it” which would be roughly 2 years, but the more they talk the more it seems like it’ll be covered up or gone by next year.

 

[AltisticRight]

Boogie is saying Dezi2 doesn't like sex with anyone but Boogie. He said the same shit about Dez1.

How does one logistically have proper non-HAMS intercourse with Boogie2988? That sounds like a naked hike to the top of Mount Everest. I'll need some pretty good citations to be convinced that Boogie2988 is capable to have sex with anyone, but I also don't want to see it because that's downright cursed.

Boogies punishment should be being sent to North Korea.

He'll lose a lot of weight because they'll hunt him down for food.
Well, hunt is an exaggeration. He'll run out of breath after 18 seconds of waddling.

 

[Drama Trauma]

Is there anything interesting happened on the latest LCL or I've made the right decision not watching it?

I kinda surprised that they didn't mention the fake abuse stories he took from other friends and creators and claimed it as his own.

The most notable to my knowledge was Woody's (from PKA) childhood molestation story he took it word for word.

I think it was a missed opportunity not calling in Woody on live stream to confront him about it and his other fake abuse stories he stoled.

 

[eDove]

Is there anything interesting happened on the latest LCL or I've made the right decision not watching it?

I kinda surprised that they didn't mention the fake abuse stories he took from other friends and creators and claimed it as his own.

The most notable to my knowledge was Woody's (from PKA) childhood molestation story he took it word for word.

I think it was a missed opportunity not calling in Woody on live stream to confront him about it and his other fake abuse stories he stoled.

Keemstar doesn't want Boogie legitimately exposed, just confronted enough where he can be milked for money. I know, it's infuriating. He should just go balls to the wall and eviscerate Boogie's whole being before he dies. That'll be what makes good money and brings in oodles of viewers.

 

[Candidae]

Boogie loves change his Twitter bio or profile pic when he knows he's getting a lot of attention. Here's the before, during and after for the Frank Hassle incident:

"Mental health advocate"

Also, according to a friend, it may be that the tattoo is looking faded because his absolute lack of aftercare has caused it to scab over which is what wrapping and slathering it in aquaphor is designed to stop. It could also explain why he claims it's infected, I'm sure it's itchy. Letting the tattoo scab out means unfortunately that it's likely the tattoo will be super faded and harder to see once the scab peels off, especially under the beard. Though it also increases the likelihood of it scarring and being actually infected which is probably already higher due to boogie being fat and literally thin skinned.
Also if not that, ephemeral ink is apparently less pigmented than regular ink so requires a slow hand and more pressure. If used like regular ink it would probably look half faded from the start. Either way it would disappear within 2 years and be pretty invisible by the 6 month mark under the beard so we'd know eventually

 

[Truly Rural]

This face

Indistinguishable from this character

Spoiler: Graphic Khantent

 

[Procrastinhater]

Rape Boogie. Twist his tipples. Beat and cut and burn and torture him daily. Make him give a handjob to an old alcoholic. Give him cancer. Rob him and make him suck dick. Hit him in the head with a claw hammer in every spot he’s claimed to have a scar. Make him cut his wrists with a butter knife. Put him in a wig to pretend to be his sister and have him gang-raped.

New copypasta just dropped.

 

[boner_alert]

This is a shitpost but I need to get this off my chest. Because his fucktard clown wig's been driving me irrationally insane and I realized it's because I just wanted to know WHY!? WHY make yourself look so fucking repulsive

I get that he wasn't easy on the eyes to begin with, but his clown pube hair is akin to smearing your face in hot gooey shit and just walking around like that in public. It's only going to drive the question WHY??

Spoiler: this is why

Lucky for this fatty titty bitch, he's filled with an abundance of estrogen, as fat cells cause the production of estrogen which has a direct effect on hair growth and is a reasonable explanation for why he's maintained a head of hair to middle age (I'm skeptical the reason is due to good genes as he is the literal manifestation of mutant genetic trash that needs to end with him). As he said, he's started testosterone treatments, most likely for the revolting reason of HAMS and needing to get hard enough for his retarded discount sugarbaby to find in his gunt layers. Testosterone causes hair loss, and with combination of his poor diet and age, he's definitely norwooding


And growing out the pubes to his usual "long" length doesn't seem to be cutting it


So this is his solution


Because he can't be going around trying to fit 2 fiveheads into the pics with Sissy Spacsped because he needs everyone to cope and seethe at how much of a total babe-pulling Chad he is


Here we go. Much better. What a chad

 

[deadniggerstorage]

I don't know who this show is even for at this point. I think Keem understands the only way to get views is by humiliating and bullying Boogie, but he has some strange allegiance with him and Wings like they're "above" lolcows, or at least high tier ones. For example he'll talk shit on DSP endlessly, but when Bunjeee comes in to talk to Boogie he basically says he's been in the game for almost two decades and deserves respect. (or you have to be of his "caliber" to talk to him)

For example, think about a rotating cast of people that just come in and fuck with Boogie. OR let's say he brings on a bunch of 25 year old twitch girls and has them react to clips of Boogie raging, being a creep, and the whole Dezi situation. That would actually be worth watching.

I am not sure who the target audience is exactly. You get takes about internet drama from the two fattest retards on the platform + Keemstar, and reactions to fan content/Reddit posts.

Then again, people actually do buy memberships and donate, I've seen $50, $100, $200 donations and even a $500 one once. I guess it's just a tard haven.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

For example, think about a rotating cast of people that just come in and fuck with Boogie

I've said it before but nobody cares about a "lolcow's" opinions, hot takes, game reviews, etc. Nobody is going to watch a "lolcow podcast" where these retards just chat shit with each other. People who want to watch a "lolcow podcast" want to watch retards chimp out, real chimp outs, they want to watch them talk to trolls/alogs/people calling them out. *Internet blood sports*

"Well why would anyone subject themselves to that?" - Easy, money. The lolcows get paid as long as they stay on, if they ragequit, no money. It's incentive for them to stick around, and they'll actually make bank. For some reason retards love giving money to other retards to "troll" them. Keep keemstar off the fucking show, hire someone neutral to moderate, silently, throw the soundboard in the garbage, and open a discord server where people can queue up to make these fat retards chimp out.

Otherwise, a "lolcow podcast" should be like MATI and Null's "person streams" where he essentially goes through a thread and explains their history. Lolcow live is the worst way to do this type of content. It's the special Olympics version of professional wrestling or talk show trash TV, and it even fails at being that.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I think Keem understands the only way to get views is by humiliating and bullying Boogie, but he has some strange allegiance with him and Wings like they're "above" lolcows, or at least high tier ones

I suspect he doesn’t want to alienate either of them completely because they’re reliable sources of content. But Keem is a dumb piece of shit who got lucky in business once and now far overestimates his own abilities as a creative rainmaker. He thinks he’s the tardnet’s answer to Simon Cowell and lacks the humility to realize he’s killing what would be truly great content in favor of more reliably steady, boring as shit content.