Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly - Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose

Well boys and girls, its time for our next monthly Graeme update. 7 tiktok videos have been posted since the last archive (all available below) but this one stands out among the bunch, not least because it has a lot more views, likes and comments than his usual videos.

The video description is "talking about myself and my eye #everyone #eyes".

Breakdown:
  • In case you all weren't already aware, Graeme has special needs, is a slow learner and goes to a tard center.
  • Graeme says he was born cross eyed and his wonky eye is not infact looking at the wall.
  • Graeme rebukes suggestions he can get surgery because he will get double vision, so he will.
  • Graeme says he may lose his eye and the eye doctor may have to drill a hole in it in June.
  • He expresses his annoyance at all the mean comments about his eyes.
  • He finishes up reiterating that his wonky eye is not looking at the wall and is "literally looking at the camera right now".
Pity comments:
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Here are the archives of the other 6 videos which includes sperging about wrestling, football, video games and a 9 minute rant about not tipping which is clearly based on something he read on reddit. You'll also notice he wears the same black shirt in nearly every video despite them being a day or more apart.
"talking about tipping the Delivery driver"


"I don't give a fuck if you try to bring up my past"


"talking wwe smackdown"


"come and play with me on cod wm3 on the ps5"


"congratulations to Liverpool fc on winning the cup #liverpool #carabaocup #celsea🤍💙 #everyone"


"talking wrestling and cm punk #wrestling #everyone #raw #smackdown #aew"
 
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Three new TikTok videos from our favourite spud. These include a video about WWE, a random ramble about Aldi and Lidl, and the standout of the three titled "should us men pay for woman's food" which i'll breakdown below.


Breakdown:
  • Graeme starts ranting about women inviting their friends over to a date and expecting the boyfriend to pay for them which as we all know is something that happens regularly on dates, and isn't just a made up scenario in his tard brain.
  • Graeme then talks about when he goes out to restaurants and says female family members look at him expecting him to pay for them. Again I doubt this shit happens. The complete opposite more than likely.
  • Graeme then says he pays for people on a rare occasion. My bullshit meter is off the charts.
  • He then says every girl looks at men like they're ATM's. You look at the Irish taxpayers like they're an ATM Graeme.
  • "Every girl sees us as one thing and one thing only, walking ATM's, so they do".
  • Then more sperging about "gold diggers" looking for "Gucci bags".
  • He then says he would never date a girl like that. He follows up saying he would never date a man like that either to play up the "demisexual" ruse.
  • "People like that disgust me so, so they do".
  • Then more misogynist comments about "all women" thinking men are ATM's.
  • He finishes off the video once again ranting about women inviting their friends over to dates. Where is he getting this shit? Reddit i'm assuming?

Pa Shelly spitting truth in the comments.

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Archives of other videos:
"talking about aldi and Lidl #everyone #aldi #lidl #shopping"



"talking wwe and congratulations to Dominic mysterio on getting married to his girlfriend
#wwe #dominic #married
#everyone #wrestling #raw #mysterio"

 
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imstonedsoz said:
Honestly, he's so lonely and desperate for affection I seriously doubt he would turn down a prospective relationship even if it drained his tard bucks.
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Gun to my head, I’d predict the same. But we have seen for years now that Graeme is insanely selfish and money-grubbing. Remember him throwing tantrums because he expected his family to lavish him with new consoles and games for Christmas and his birthday? Plus tons of other examples of him focused on accruing and hoarding as much for himself as possible — while genuinely not understanding how fucked up that is. Graeme’s personality and outlook on his position in the world are just as ugly as his face.

FFS he’s pathetically desperate to lose his virginity yet won’t even spend €100 euro on THAT.
 
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John Andrews Stan said:
Gun to my head, I’d predict the same. But we have seen for years now that Graeme is insanely selfish and money-grubbing. Remember him throwing tantrums because he expected his family to lavish him with new consoles and games for Christmas and his birthday? Plus tons of other examples of him focused on accruing and hoarding as much for himself as possible — while genuinely not understanding how fucked up that is. Graeme’s personality and outlook on his position in the world are just as ugly as his face.

FFS he’s pathetically desperate to lose his virginity yet won’t even spend €100 euro on THAT.
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He did mention that he's been sending money to some Philippino on Facebook around the time of the PS5 saga though, so it wouldn't be outside of his wheelhouse to get scammed by a fake girlfriend.
 
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Yeeted Teet said:
He did mention that he's been sending money to some Philippino on Facebook around the time of the PS5 saga though, so it wouldn't be outside of his wheelhouse to get scammed by a fake girlfriend.
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Yeah, I think his stingy ways are especially visible within the dynamic he has with his family. It’s like he thinks they owe him a tremendous debt for some unknown reason. Maybe because he’s the ugliest and most retarded one? As if that’s their fault or some instant income entitlement.
 
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Frofo Baggis said:
It should be noted that Graeme has deleted his tiktok and facebook which were the only two social media accounts he still somewhat used. Maybe his tard center put the crackdown on him again?

Found a recent enough photo of him on his sister's facebook though. Is it me or is his brother at the end looking angrily at him? lol

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That family really does have some uniquely unfortunate genetics. In past centuries they would have been specimens for some kind of primitive research, or they’d have become the monsters in folklore tales.
 
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Yeeted Teet said:
That family really does have some uniquely unfortunate genetics. In past centuries they would have been specimens for some kind of primitive research, or they’d have become the monsters in folklore tales.
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Rick Baker saw Graeme’s family portrait and shit his pants.
 
I miss him. I know in the grand scheme of lolcows he isn’t much but something about his unique brand of tarded tickled me so much.

Wish he’d come back someday but since his turd wrangler actually seems to be doing their job rn I’m not holding my breath. I expect the bluesky to be down soon too. So it is.
 
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