I love that she thinks this poor man would get fired for the crime of hooking up (sorry, "grooming") with an ugly woman in her mid thirties.
Trainwreck ArchivistBecks / 8bitBecca / RemembrancerMx / Yonah Bex Gerber / Rebecca Marie Hernandez-Gerber - The Unhappiest Bitch on Earth. Used a Cancer Scare to Raise Money for a Disneyworld Trip. Collects Identities and Minority Labels Like They're Pokémon; Retired at 36 because of Self-Diagnosed PCOS
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It was grooming because she was pregnant, you see. And the only way for him to get back in her good graces is to pay her. The fact that she has no other parent friends and no interest in reading any parenting books or watching videos or in any way learning about parenting meant that she had absolutely no choice but to rely on this abusive groomer, who lured her with parenting advice.
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In all seriousness, this is why her father’s people are known as “square heads”.
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She will never actually reveal his name.
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Ah, yet another “final closure” to this affair that ended several months ago. So, do we think this is by way of a warning to SAD, or just another instance of this pathetic middle-aged woman being unable to accept her status as a slampig?
My favourite detail is the way she tells him about SAD, but not either of her two actual husbands. She realises that no man could actually be jealous of those two emasculated blobs. Nor does the baby offer any comfort.
So hold on, this fat retard only got herself tested after he lied to her? She knew he was cheating on his wife, but she assumed that he was otherwise completely trustworthy? People this dumb deserve to get AIDS.
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lol she really can’t stand it when someone just moves on and decides she’s not nearly cute or interesting enough at all to deal with all that crazy. Whips herself and her twitter followers into a frenzy and the guy probably doesn’t even check his spam inbox. Whomp whomp.
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Honestly, the more she talks about him, the more I think their actual relationship never involved sex. The STD testing stuff is just another Becky ebeg, same as it ever was.
Guy at work finds out Becky's pregnant, thinks this is nice, starts talking to Becky and giving her advice about parenting and kids. He's just come out of the roughest parts of parenting babies/toddlers and tries to be a measure of support he didn't have or wished he'd had.
Soon Becky does the full BPD 'the sun shines out your asshole' idealization on him with full love bombing about how she's soooooo grateful and then she does her full "coquette" act full of long side glances at him in meetings, and wearing her finest IP-licensed flared dresses in his presence, and talking inappropriately about her sexuality.
Maybe he flirts back a bit, or makes some sort of comment about wishing his wife would open up the marriage, and Becky uses this to extract promises of being family to the baby when she's born. He says uh ok sure, but backs out a few weeks later when realizing Becky thinks "family" means he should be over babysitting her baby from day 1. Cue extreme rage fit and Becky threatening him. The STD test stuff is just her testing out another lie she'll use when she tells this poor guy's wife "he said he was my soulmate and family and that he'd never abandon us and now I had to get tested!"
She doesn't even actually say she had sex with him (she has said he never gave her an orgasm, as a way of insulting him, but this could just as easily mean they didn't actually do the deed and Becky's telling the "technical" truth). At the time of this supposed affair, Becky was still calling herself asexual and saying she was sex repulsed.
Guy at work finds out Becky's pregnant, thinks this is nice, starts talking to Becky and giving her advice about parenting and kids. He's just come out of the roughest parts of parenting babies/toddlers and tries to be a measure of support he didn't have or wished he'd had.
Soon Becky does the full BPD 'the sun shines out your asshole' idealization on him with full love bombing about how she's soooooo grateful and then she does her full "coquette" act full of long side glances at him in meetings, and wearing her finest IP-licensed flared dresses in his presence, and talking inappropriately about her sexuality.
Maybe he flirts back a bit, or makes some sort of comment about wishing his wife would open up the marriage, and Becky uses this to extract promises of being family to the baby when she's born. He says uh ok sure, but backs out a few weeks later when realizing Becky thinks "family" means he should be over babysitting her baby from day 1. Cue extreme rage fit and Becky threatening him. The STD test stuff is just her testing out another lie she'll use when she tells this poor guy's wife "he said he was my soulmate and family and that he'd never abandon us and now I had to get tested!"
She doesn't even actually say she had sex with him (she has said he never gave her an orgasm, as a way of insulting him, but this could just as easily mean they didn't actually do the deed and Becky's telling the "technical" truth). At the time of this supposed affair, Becky was still calling herself asexual and saying she was sex repulsed.
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All entirely plausible except for this bit where we have to assume Becky has had a proper job that she actually bothers to turn up to.
The Judean People's Front
I need a window seat, 'cause this flower's wiltin'
True & Honest Fan
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Imagine thinking you'll convince someone that you're super happy and over your messy breakup by writing an essay about how happy you are and how over your breakup you are. Almost as stupid and deluded as thinking sexually satisfied people proclaim their sexual satisfaction on Twitter constantly.
This guy really hit a narcissism sore spot for her, and it's hilarious to behold. I still can't believe she's THIS pissed that a pregnancy fetishist noped out when she was no longer pregnant. Also, it's really convenient that she had postpartum psychosis so bad it almost killed her, but never during the 10 hours a day she's tweeting her every thought.
This guy really hit a narcissism sore spot for her, and it's hilarious to behold. I still can't believe she's THIS pissed that a pregnancy fetishist noped out when she was no longer pregnant. Also, it's really convenient that she had postpartum psychosis so bad it almost killed her, but never during the 10 hours a day she's tweeting her every thought.
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Narcs and cluster bs with room temp IQs are the funniest to watch. The milk just overflows with them.
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Becky drops a bombshell: Hannah really is a prodigy! She's already going to school! At the synagogue!
Weird how she'd be able to afford that while ebegging constantly. And how with all the educational options at her disposal it's important for Hannah to attend somewhere that might get bombed. Goes with the rest of her parenting strategy of "place child in risky situations and hope for an accident that yields a sweet, sweet grief GFM to be spent on travel and clothes to help mommy forget while the kid gets cremated in a cardboard coffin."
Weird how she'd be able to afford that while ebegging constantly. And how with all the educational options at her disposal it's important for Hannah to attend somewhere that might get bombed. Goes with the rest of her parenting strategy of "place child in risky situations and hope for an accident that yields a sweet, sweet grief GFM to be spent on travel and clothes to help mommy forget while the kid gets cremated in a cardboard coffin."
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Uncle Tom's Condo
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Hey now, you know the funeral will be Disney themed.
I'd haunt my family if they ever tried some shit like this with me. Thankfully they aren't conoooomers and are normal-ish goddamn people.
Tanner Glass
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Becky is never actually sex repulsed.
She just says that when she doesn't want to have sex with people she finds boring (her boring husbands).
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I bet she didn’t even send it. Just fantasised about a scenario where she got the last word. Per Becky’s story, he dumped her, but also he wouldn’t stop hassling her and so she revealed all to the wife, and now he wants a goodbye from her. Give it a month and she’ll be claiming that she dumped him, probably after he raped her.
Mellorine
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Uncle Tom's Condo
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Oh shit, thank god it's satire.
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Didn't this guy send an email to Bex like a month ago saying he just wanted to close things out with a final email? Tbh that's pretty soy that he also wasn't over it months later.
Also the wife literally was like "omg I'll be ur midwife aaa" and then promptly no-showed for the birth anyway. Everyone is an asshole here.
I thought also they did bang because Bex wanted to try and induce the baby via sex. He got the Jollies he wanted with a super pregnant woman and now she's no longer on the fetish list.
Bex however cant compute that the desire is gone just because no more baby belly.
I mean irregardless it's not really the w you think it is to have a new boyfriend that you need to rub in the ex's face. Even most redditors would call Bex out for not being over her ex and treating the 25 year old as a trophy partner.
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By Bex's own definitions, she's been grooming Sam.
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I assume there's synagogues that don't "routinely evacuate" from bomb threats but I'm not Jewish like Yonah so I don't really know.
"As a mom I feel I cannot take risks," says woman whose naked baby is dangling off the edge of a countertop as we speak.