Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Slurs McKenzie]

you're actually being weird now

Sorry, where can I drop a 5-pack for an unban?

 

[Bruno Powroznik]

Bossman has some new headphones



He is complaining about them "being too quiet". Do you know why

Those are beyerdynamic DT 990 PRO.



These are 250 ohm reference monitors that he has plugged into his monitor's headphone output. Yeah no wonder they are quiet you fucking retard. your monitor can't output enough power for 250ohms.

Not like it matters, we all know these will be smashed within a week.

 

[Quartermaster]

BMJ's discord server reminds me of how early 2000s school kids were.

You had gangs of kids banding together to avoid getting bullied during recess and kissing up to the biggest bully all the time.

That is until the biggest bully decides on a completely arbitrary target to destroy that day.

It doesn't matter the reason, it doesn't matter what the kid said in defence, whether it stood up for itself or cowered away the result was always people dogpiling that kid with insults and sometines violence.

It was like a blood ritual all the kids partook in just so they're not the victim that time.

This exact scenario constantly happens in BMJ's discord, he arbitrarily decides that you are weird and a rat and then the entire server dogpiles on you no matter what you say.

Much like his taste in music BMJ's social skills too haven't developed past that of a teenager and I find that pretty interesting

 

[Moose Meat]

Here is a small snippet of some "Bossmanisms" I've recorded. These were around the week of/before he got arrested. I've also uploaded them here: https://www.101soundboards.com/boards/750971-bossmanjack

Currently, the settings are 50% volume on twitch stream, let me know if I should change that.
I'll add more as I go through his streams.

 

[spigot the bear]

So I searched the thread, and I was surprised no one has pointed out just how Freudian Austin is with his mom-fucking.

I know, I know, 'Freud!' is something midwits love to throw out even when barely applicable, but Austin goes well above a single misspeak or mom reference. In this thread I've heard more about Austin 'fucking someone's mom' more than I did on the playground when I was 12. Fucking your mom is his number one go-to when you piss him off, and he clearly believes it to be one of the absolute WORST insults that a person can have hurled at them.

When you pair that with Austin exclusively having nice things to say about his own mother like calling her an "angel", and an overwhelming hate for his father whose worst sins seem to be the inability to install a door, I can't help but think he's being weird and making me feel some type of way.

I think you actually have something here. Austins father is the perfect candidate for an "undead" father. A father that does not know he is "dead" . He is not "there" and neither has he completely "gone", in terms of disciplining him. Austins father, for brevity sake, can not accomplish the paradoxical protective and prohibitive functions, though he does have back-handed attempts when it really, *really* annoys him. There is something in him that dissuades him from taking a real stance, taking risks :^), mayhaps? I could drag this to say that Austin is not properly "castarated" in the oedipal sense. There is no symbolic paternal phallus to divide the relationship with mother and son is what im saying.

Now onto Austins relationship with his mother which i am less informed with. But i know this; a child comes to understand as he is growing up that he is not his mothers sole object of desire, so they try to satisfy that desire in the mother (who does Austin immediately call after he wins big?) This goes hand in hand (in my opinion) with Austins obsession on female genitalia, his love for fucking "others" mothers and his love for his own. It could be said that the root (at least one of the root) of Austins problems is his unbroken imaginary relation with his mother that disallows him from being a Normal Social Human Being™. I could go on to say that the "attacks (fucking)" he symbolically performs towards others mothers is exactly the same type of attacks that he is trying to protect his own from (his own dad even?).

Now onto his relationship with suicide; "i wanna die dewd", Lacan calls the death wish a nostalgic yearn to return to mothers breasts, but i think my time is up and i am doing whats colloquially known as a stretch.

 

[Traveling_Buddy]

The Latest financial report from Rainbet as of Today (07/30/2024)

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

His head and brand new headphones took a beating

 

[RATCATCHER]

You might have not guessed it, but he hates his life

 

[draggs]

Bossman is plain insecure af

That's why he chimps out all the time on the rats

That's why no one, no matter how much they juiced, no matter how much they dogpiled other rats in the past, no matter how much they've e-washed Bossman's balls, is safe from becoming a rat themselves in a split second

I guarantee you that when he was running around breaking into cars he was the bitch of the group. That's why he snitched on the rest of them. At least subconsciously he knew they looked down on him and gave no fucks about him, he had the chance to passive aggressively get back at them and he took it

Now that he has the chance to be aggressive aggressive to rats on the internet with no possible repercussions to himself, he takes that chance multiple times a day. Makes him feel like he's a real man, that is on top and respected now when the chat dogpiles someone. Not knowing that they do it just to be amused at him chimping out at the target

IRL Bossman was always the guy who was only tolerated because he was easy to take advantage of, to pay for drugs that the group would then consume, or do whatever they wanted that they didn't want to do themselves

His entire frustrated beta life is the foundation for the excellent kino he gibs us now

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

These are 250 ohm reference monitors that he has plugged into his monitor's headphone output. Yeah no wonder they are quiet you fucking retard. your monitor can't output enough power for 250ohms.

Damn, reminds me of one my "gaymur" buds who bought a 144 Hz monitor and then claimed that everything looked identical with no difference in framerate. After getting chewed out by like 20 people it turned out this absolute fucking retard was connecting it through the VGA port located on his MOBO. He was also an impotent rager, just in arena fps duels.

 

[drachenbarde]

Bossman is plain insecure af

That's why he chimps out all the time on the rats

That's why no one, no matter how much they juiced, no matter how much they dogpiled other rats in the past, no matter how much they've e-washed Bossman's balls, is safe from becoming a rat themselves in a split second

I guarantee you that when he was running around breaking into cars he was the bitch of the group. That's why he snitched on the rest of them. At least subconsciously he knew they looked down on him and gave no fucks about him, he had the chance to passive aggressively get back at them and he took it

Now that he has the chance to be aggressive aggressive to rats on the internet with no possible repercussions to himself, he takes that chance multiple times a day. Makes him feel like he's a real man, that is on top and respected now when the chat dogpiles someone. Not knowing that they do it just to be amused at him chimping out at the target

IRL Bossman was always the guy who was only tolerated because he was easy to take advantage of, to pay for drugs that the group would then consume, or do whatever they wanted that they didn't want to do themselves

His entire frustrated beta life is the foundation for the excellent kino he gibs us now

Piss off you rat piece of shit

 

[dumb cunt sperg]

We may be getting another BCGAME arc (thank you @Avenue for showing me the discord dms ss)(also the vod is here https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2211484012?t=0h1m02s thank u again @Avenue )

Bossman accidentally flashed his recent discord DM's and one of his most recent ones is with a BCGAME rep (not sure if its a media manager or anything of the sort)



(They joined bossmans discord about 7~ days ago)

This is mostly just speculation but i don't think bossman would be messaging or receiving messages from someone from bcgame for no reason after days of talking up a "possible new sponsor"

 

[Looney Troons]

Didn't he say he thinks he has BPD? That's sort of like abandonment issues and low self esteem too.

He suffers from Feeling Some Type of Way™ Syndrome

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Either he's gay

Well, he is gonna fuck a dude.

 

[RATCATCHER]

We may be getting another BCGAME arc (thank you @Avenue for showing me the discord dms ss)(also the vod is here https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2211484012?t=0h1m02s thank u again @Avenue )

Bossman accidentally flashed his recent discord DM's and one of his most recent ones is with a BCGAME rep (not sure if its a media manager or anything of the sort)
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(They joined bossmans discord about 7~ days ago)
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This is mostly just speculation but i don't think bossman would be messaging or receiving messages from someone from bcgame for no reason after days of talking up a "possible new sponsor"

i pray this happens. these csgo streams are brain rot

 

[LanceHaver]

His head and brand new headphones took a beating
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These clips the last few days are like groundhog day. Think I'll give it a rest for a bit. It's been the exact same phrase and reaction 3+ times a day all week lmao

He does look especially sickly and cracked out in that clip though, he's slowly decaying. You could say that with each loss and each cursing of his own life, he loses a small part of himself

 

[drachenbarde]

When will he do the $650 giveaway he promised after losing the $500 that was meant for giveaways?

 

[DrGlitters]

 

[Drunkensailor]

I want you to remember Chris Chan and Barb, and how "attractive" Barb was.

The older the berry the sweeter the juice.
I am sure the next time a ween gets a picture of her, you will fantasize about being Eskimo brothers with OPL.
DTPN

 

[Zamak Hoarder]

When will he do the $650 giveaway he promised after losing the $500 that was meant for giveaways?

As soon as he gets done slamming your moms CUNT, BITCH! YESS MISS DRACHENBARDE get banned pussy