Anna o' Brien / Glitter + Lazers / GlitterandLazers - Fat, drunk, consoomer attention whore who would rather eat and drink herself to death than endure a single negative emotion

[NoReturn]

Think she will try to go for the munchie trifecta?

Considering what @GenociderSyo just posted after this, I'd say a definite yes!
Anna has put out the siren call to fat munchies everywhere to "ask her questions" about her lipedema procedure!
She is gathering her army around her as we speak.

I knew it was coming, but it doesn't make it any better. I feel bad for the people at lower weights with lipedema now.

 

[glass_houses]

I feel bad for the people at lower weights with lipedema now.

Munchies always fuck over the people they claim to represent, just like any other grifters.

 

[GenociderSyo]

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[RonRiot]

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“Dear Anna,

I am compelled to take up pen to convey how deeply sorry I am that I bullied you in high school. I used to think you lumbered around braying for attention just because you were vapid and self-centered. I used to think that you squandered the endless opportunities you were given by your rich dad only because you have no actual values or work ethic. But now that I have daughters of my own and see what the average young women trying to find herself in the world is like, I realize you were just a retard.

Best wishes,

Mr A Bully”

 

[lonelygorl15]

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JFC, Anna is so out of breath and wheezing this entire video. And the Starbucks Reserve Empire place is SO bougie and special for ambASSadors like her, they can't be bothered to replace the peeling sign letters on the glass.

That Starbucks martini video was filmed before her surgery and during her bagel bitching. So right before her surgery, she had several bagels with cream cheese, a huge cotten candy, a milkshake and 3 martinis. That’s only what she’s shown us she ate, but it’s certainly enough to know she hasn’t done everything right.

Attention newfags: double posting is discouraged on Kiwi Farms. Read the entire thread to the end, then comment. You can use multi quote easily.

There was also the martini she had, then a tray with 3 more martinis (the glasses were different from the one she was holding), then a tray with 3 desserts on it, then 3 platters of food including fries and flatbread pizza, and finally a tray with 3 Refreshers on it, one of which she took, someone else took one, leaving the last one in the middle. She probably drank that one too.

So on that excursion alone, she had the milkshake, 2-3 martinis, the refresher(s), and probably allowed Jon to sample the desserts and lunch items, before consuming it all on her own. The amount of sugar and fat and alcohol crammed into an hour or 2. It makes my stomach hurt just thinking about it. She probably crashed and slept 12 hours before awakening to go consume cotton candy and bitch about bagels.

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The last one about dogs getting treats is so funny because she literally does this ALL the time. She is constantly patting her own ass about being productive, or "adulting" or some other stupid menial thing, and she deserves a little treat or snack or 10.

 

[Baby Trickz]

Holy shit I can’t believe how much missed since I lost my acc. I cannot believe Anna would actually get this surgery what the fuck.

What is she doing with a scummy doctor that tells her she’s putting on weight “even when she starves aren’t you a precious victim “? She must have the money to pay for an actual good surgeon with better results so wtf. That Docs gallery doesn’t look very confidence-inspiring, and its especially worrying that he’s performing surgeries on Anna at her weight so… Is she getting cheaper/free surgeries? I would run away as fast as I could if I was offered a discount lipo lmao.

Anyway, to me the fact that Anna has lipedema is as obvious as the tens of thousands of calories she inhales daily, that shit in her legs was never normal. She could also have other stuff because comorbidity is real and a bitch. But I sure as hell never expected her to do this. She has hope she’ll be skinny, damn. Cannot wait for the delusional before and afters! No matter what the after is gonna be fucked UP.

She’s honestly gonna need around what? 5? 6 surgeries? That’s a lot for a body to take. And lipedema surgeries are SHIT and painful and take a long time to recover from so I’m wondering if she’s really gonna go through all the necessary surgeries before giving up LOL. And the skin… god. Imagine the skin.

In any case I do believe the change when/if she does get skinnier upper legs will be so drastic she’ll look completely different and she’ll stop being the candy juicy I know and love

 

[GenociderSyo]

In any case I do believe the change when/if she does get skinnier upper legs will be so drastic she’ll look completely different and she’ll stop being the candy juicy I know and love

She already had her outer thighs done there was no change post op.

 

[Arey Ouib]

That Starbucks martini video was filmed before her surgery and during her bagel bitching. So right before her surgery, she had several bagels with cream cheese, a huge cotten candy, a milkshake and 3 martinis. That’s only what she’s shown us she ate, but it’s certainly enough to know she hasn’t done everything right.

Attention newfags: double posting is discouraged on Kiwi Farms. Read the entire thread to the end, then comment. You can use multi quote easily.

@Arey Ouib, this means you, despite @Barbarella being too classy to tag you directly.

(As a frog, I have no class.)

Apologies. Will lurk moar.

 

[glass_houses]

There was also the martini she had, then a tray with 3 more martinis (the glasses were different from the one she was holding), then a tray with 3 desserts on it, then 3 platters of food including fries and flatbread pizza, and finally a tray with 3 Refreshers on it, one of which she took, someone else took one, leaving the last one in the middle. She probably drank that one too.

So on that excursion alone, she had the milkshake, 2-3 martinis, the refresher(s), and probably allowed Jon to sample the desserts and lunch items, before consuming it all on her own. The amount of sugar and fat and alcohol crammed into an hour or 2. It makes my stomach hurt just thinking about it. She probably crashed and slept 12 hours before awakening to go consume cotton candy and bitch about bagels.

You are getting worked up for no reason: Anna was filming an advertisement, and it was clearly prearranged because there was no one else there. Starbucks isn't going to shut down an entire three story store for a B grade influencer; all of those vile concoctions were planned by Starbucks PR and made ahead of time, this wasn't Anna on (yet another) bender, and the whole thing was filmed either before opening or after close of business.

I don't doubt that she did snarffle a couple of cups, if they did in fact allow her to do so, but I strongly doubt that she would have been allowed to drink the lot. There would have been more people there than just John and herself.

She was actually working for once. Calm down.

 

[thejackal2]

You are getting worked up for no reason: Anna was filming an advertisement, and it was clearly prearranged because there was no one else there. Starbucks isn't going to shut down an entire three story store for a B grade influencer; all of those vile concoctions were planned by Starbucks PR and made ahead of time, this wasn't Anna on (yet another) bender, and the whole thing was filmed either before opening or after close of business.

I don't doubt that she did snarffle a couple of cups, if they did in fact allow her to do so, but I strongly doubt that she would have been allowed to drink the lot. There would have been more people there than just John and herself.

She was actually working for once. Calm down.

I'd agree but this is a 550lb hog we are talking about. She def sucked down at least that milkshake, hell her first "sip" took half it down. And at her weight a couple boozy drinks probably hardly even hits her. She's a grazer, she has to be at her size.

 

[multiverse]

She's a grazer, she has to be at her size.

Nonstop grazing is also how fats delude themselves into believing they eat almost nothing, and gain weight via thin air.

Anna has no idea what appropriate portions are, how many calories are in anything, how many calories she should be consuming per day, that drinks have calories, or how one would go about finding out any of the above. This is how she ended up eating 4,000 on video just during the "watch me eat hulthy today!" videos she filmed from a couple of weeks ago. We all know she ate more off camera and / or didn't show all of her calorie-laden beverages, and she thought she was being dainty and good.

At her height, she maintains a weight of 600 el bees eating 4,100 calories per day. If she's closer to 650, then she maintains at 4,444 calories/ day.

I suspect she yo-yos through the week, binging 6k+ calories per day 3-4 days a week, then spends the interim days abed, pinned down by horrible indigestion and pain, eating closer to 2-3k per day simply because she can't get the food delivered directly into her mouth without moving. / tinfoil

 

[thejackal2]

Nonstop grazing is also how fats delude themselves into believing they eat almost nothing, and gain weight via thin air.

Anna has no idea what appropriate portions are, how many calories are in anything, how many calories she should be consuming per day, that drinks have calories, or how one would go about finding out any of the above. This is how she ended up eating 4,000 on video just during the "watch me eat hulthy today!" videos she filmed from a couple of weeks ago. We all know she ate more off camera and / or didn't show all of her calorie-laden beverages, and she thought she was being dainty and good.

At her height, she maintains a weight of 600 el bees eating 4,100 calories per day. If she's closer to 650, then she maintains at 4,444 calories/ day.

I suspect she yo-yos through the week, binging 6k+ calories per day 3-4 days a week, then spends the interim days abed, pinned down by horrible indigestion and pain, eating closer to 2-3k per day simply because she can't get the food delivered directly into her mouth without moving. / tinfoil

I would expect nothing else. She probably binges and then her GI system is so fucked the next day she spends it all on the toilet and otherwise just ripping ass, maybe with a hangover on top of it, from the couch seat.

 

[Baby Trickz]

She already had her outer thighs done there was no change post op.

Yup. Too much fat, it’s gonna take like a year to get rid of enough candy to make a real difference lol. Did she share the pre and post comparison right after the surgery? I couldn’t find it. Because that’s when you can see the expected results before the swelling starts, so I’m guessing she did not share it because it looks like shit

Sorry for the late as fuck posts about this I’m just in shock she did this

 

[The Lychee Queen 2.0]

I... am befuddled. Is compression gear staying UP a legitimate problem? Please? Anyone? I've never had that problem - I have compression socks I wear after century rides done at full speed because lactic acid is BITCH after 5-6 hours of constant effort. Those socks are 'fun' to get on and an utter nightmare to remove. They go absolutely /nowhere/ when in place.

I'm confused about this as well. The only thing I can think of is that she's using "compression socks" off ...Temu? And she essentially shreds them because she's too fat for them and they're just made out of... cotton? The only material I can think of that would do this would be pure cotton, but that's not gonna happen, so....yeah.

Anyways, this is a really thrilling time to have been following Anna.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

I'm confused about this as well. The only thing I can think of is that she's using "compression socks" off ...Temu? And she essentially shreds them because she's too fat for them and they're just made out of... cotton? The only material I can think of that would do this would be pure cotton, but that's not gonna happen, so....yeah.

Anyways, this is a really thrilling time to have been following Anna.

At Anna’s size there is no standardized human shape. How do you make any garment that can simultaneously fit Anna AND Tess Holliday for example? Anna needed to get custom compression garments that were made to her exact measurements. That’s just one more hidden cost when you’ve become the human avatar of gluttony.

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I'm confused about this as well. The only thing I can think of is that she's using "compression socks" off ...Temu? And she essentially shreds them because she's too fat for them and they're just made out of... cotton? The only material I can think of that would do this would be pure cotton, but that's not gonna happen, so....yeah.

Anyways, this is a really thrilling time to have been following Anna.

I think she had to buy compression stockings that don't fit, so when she moves, they slide down. If you've ever worn a too-small bikini or a really tight pair of jeans, you might have experienced the same thing. You might be able to pull them up, but because there's not actually enough fabric to fit properly, they don't stay put while walking. The friction from her gigantic legs rubbing together almost definitely compounds the problem. She's using lotion to grease up her candy juice so someone else can shove it into a compression garment sized for someone 200 pounds lighter than she is.

 

[Free the Pedos]

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Do people enjoy watching these brand commercials on IG and TikTok or do they generally roll their eyes and skip them?

 

[Miltank]

Pretty sure her compression garments aren't staying up due to her leg shape (and possible wrong size). The widest part is at the top of the garment, and the lip has no where thinner to 'grab around' to stay up. It's similar to those wearing thigh highs who have thick thighs. They just constantly roll down.

 

[thejackal2]

Do people enjoy watching these brand commercials on IG and TikTok or do they generally roll their eyes and skip them?

I think they are attempts to activate the type of lameass that would already seek out a Starbucks when on vacation because it's "safe" and "predictable". Starbucks has been pushing these "roasteries", I think they are trying to expand into more of a evening spot as well.

 

[lonelygorl15]

You are getting worked up for no reason: Anna was filming an advertisement, and it was clearly prearranged because there was no one else there. Starbucks isn't going to shut down an entire three story store for a B grade influencer; all of those vile concoctions were planned by Starbucks PR and made ahead of time, this wasn't Anna on (yet another) bender, and the whole thing was filmed either before opening or after close of business.

I don't doubt that she did snarffle a couple of cups, if they did in fact allow her to do so, but I strongly doubt that she would have been allowed to drink the lot. There would have been more people there than just John and herself.

She was actually working for once. Calm down.

No one is getting worked up and I think you're reading too much into my post. No shit she's recording a commercial for Starbucks. That's obviously what it is. She's been on their payroll for several months now.

The issue is the outrageous claims she's making that all of her body fat cannot be burned; and that she has nearly starved herself and continues to gain weight-straight from her dermatologist's mouth. No one her size with her long list of health issues should be consuming any of that crap.

She also claims to not drink alcohol, so there's that.