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https://news.sky.com/story/row-over-new-greggs-vegan-sausage-rolls-heats-up-11597679

A heated row has broken out over a move by Britain's largest bakery chain to launch a vegan sausage roll.

The pastry, which is filled with a meat substitute and encased in 96 pastry layers, is available in 950 Greggs stores across the country.

It was promised after 20,000 people signed a petition calling for the snack to be launched to accommodate plant-based diet eaters.


But the vegan sausage roll's launch has been greeted by a mixed reaction: Some consumers welcomed it, while others voiced their objections.

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#VEGANsausageroll thanks Greggs

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Cook and food poverty campaigner Jack Monroe declared she was "frantically googling to see what time my nearest opens tomorrow morning because I will be outside".

While TV writer Brydie Lee-Kennedy called herself "very pro the Greggs vegan sausage roll because anything that wrenches veganism back from the 'clean eating' wellness folk is a good thing".

One Twitter user wrote that finding vegan sausage rolls missing from a store in Corby had "ruined my morning".

Another said: "My son is allergic to dairy products which means I can't really go to Greggs when he's with me. Now I can. Thank you vegans."

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The hype got me like #Greggs #Veganuary


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TV presenter Piers Morgan led the charge of those outraged by the new roll.

"Nobody was waiting for a vegan bloody sausage, you PC-ravaged clowns," he wrote on Twitter.

Mr Morgan later complained at receiving "howling abuse from vegans", adding: "I get it, you're all hangry. I would be too if I only ate plants and gruel."

Another Twitter user said: "I really struggle to believe that 20,000 vegans are that desperate to eat in a Greggs."

"You don't paint a mustach (sic) on the Mona Lisa and you don't mess with the perfect sausage roll," one quipped.

Journalist Nooruddean Choudry suggested Greggs introduce a halal steak bake to "crank the fume levels right up to 11".

The bakery chain told concerned customers that "change is good" and that there would "always be a classic sausage roll".

It comes on the same day McDonald's launched its first vegetarian "Happy Meal", designed for children.

The new dish comes with a "veggie wrap", instead of the usual chicken or beef option.

It should be noted that Piers Morgan and Greggs share the same PR firm, so I'm thinking this is some serious faux outrage and South Park KKK gambiting here.

 

[Oxyjen]

I don't blame the people of Southport, but the optics are worse now

The people of Southport, by and large, aren’t the ones rioting - it’s scallies and boot boys who’ve appeared from all over at the first sign of a rumble.

Imagine grieving that people in your community’s kids just got murdered, and a fucking EDL riot kicks off with burning police vans on your front lawn. How’s it helping.

 

[anionfarflung]

All attacking mosques will achieve is radicalising more muslims and causing more kids to be stabbed/blown up.

You mean like Muhammad cartoons?
Or not providing Halal?
Or whatever other list of grievances the asslifters have?

They don't need an excuse to "radicalize." The religion is per se radical. The religion, and the people who produced it, are primitive and violent.

If anything, it's violence that might slow them down because they actually don't laugh in the face of that. They understand that language.

This civil war where the white man bands together and England chases the muzzies from her shores is pure fantasy.

This is probably true, but I wish it would and could happen. If it did happen it would solve the problem. Pogroms would solve the problem.

You're right the likelihood of a critical mass in that direction is very small, though. The West no longer has the grit.

More and more people are waking up to the issues of our immigration policies and it's becoming a lot easier to talk about it in public. That needs to continue, not chimping out like retards and giving the media exactly what they're dreaming of to counter the narrative of a muslim butchering kids.

I don't blame the people of Southport, but the optics are worse now.

The only reason my solution won't work is quantity. You need enough people at the same time to act. Your elites need to be shut down. Yes, I am calling for revolution.

People "waking up issues of our immigration policies" is not going to work, either. Too little; too late.

 

[Whoopsie Daisy]

In other news, the party of the people, Labour, have announced that "Some taxes will need to be raised in October". That's after they've turned 800,000 pensioners into popsicles.

We all know the "some taxes" means working class and poor people. It's a good thing the circus of football is starting soon to distract the masses.

Update: Niggercattle response to raising taxes? "I'll pay more if it means better service". Ignoring the fact the services were better when we paid less and didn't have an extra 2+ million foreign freeloaders to shell out for.

 

[InteracialBowelSyndrome]

Firstly, I have no idea if the Mosque vandalized today has connections to the terrorist attack from yesterday.

Second, I don't fucking care. Islam is incompatible with Western values, liberalism or democracy, and the fact that they try to undermine it at every turn is proof of this.

The machete fight today that was livestreamed on TikTok of all places is proof that some cultures will not meld or integrate together.

Keep em separate, or more of this will happen.

 

[RisingPhoenix]

Firstly, I have no idea if the Mosque vandalized today has connections to the terrorist attack from yesterday.

Second, I don't fucking care. Islam is incompatible with Western values, liberalism or democracy, and the fact that they try to undermine it at every turn is proof of this.

The machete fight today that was livestreamed on TikTok of all places is proof that some cultures will not meld or integrate together.

Keep em separate, or more of this will happen.

Tbf that Machete fight is because Southend is half an hour out from London - apparently gangs from there decided to come down for the week as it's the second week of summer holidays. Chalkwell fair coming up as well.

That said this is worse than normal for Southend. I guess now they feel emboldened to fuck around because Labour might give them softy sentences if they get caught.

 

[Clem Fandango]

This civil war where the white man bands together and England chases the muzzies from her shores is pure fantasy.

Such a war is inevitable, and given demographic trends (increasing percentage of Muslims over time), it's obviously in the indigenous English's interests to have it sooner rather than later.

 

[MadStan]

So you are a nigger?

Haïti is the poorest and most violent place in the Western Hemisphere because it's run by niggers, dumb genetically inferior niggers.

The rape statistics have skyrocketed in Sweden because of niggers and sand-niggers.

Inferior genes -> lower IQ -> lower impulse control -> higher violence. It's a simple process, and so so so obvious.

At some point you'll have to accept that I'm actually a white, blue eyed guy. And all your horseshit totally ignores what I've said because you know it's true.

Half of the USA congress are of "foreign immigrant blood" either from them or their parents. The difference is economics. Ted Crus's parents: Asylum seekers. Trump's grandparents, immigrants (who ran a wholesome brothel with women as sex slaves). The list goes on.

Economics. You don't like poor immigrants but you love the wealthy ones. But your poor people in your own country responsible for the vast majority of crime are totally OK. I don't think the color of their skin is really an issue but the color of their wallet is.

You don't want the poor people, you want the ones with money coming in, and then when they come in and take your jobs, you scream that they are sand niggers. If they're not rapists, then they are thieves out for YOUR job. It's all so comical.

I hear Trump couldn't find any housekeepers in the United States and had to get Mexicans in to clean the rooms. Imagine that? Not a single employable white American in all the USA that he had to go to Mexico for them. To this day, illegals still work on maintenance at the hotels and resorts he runs. Of course, these are the good types, not the rapists of course.

 

[Orc-Chud]

Such a war is inevitable, and given demographic trends (increasing percentage of Muslims over time), it's obviously in the indigenous English's interests to have it sooner rather than later.

Nothing ever happens chud. The fantasy of Hitler remilitarizing the Rhineland is exactly that, a chud fantasy. Hitler won’t do shit, he’s probably a glowie as well.

 

[ATandTism]

At some point you'll have to accept that I'm actually a white, blue eyed guy. And all your horseshit totally ignores what I've said because you know it's true.

Half of the USA congress are of "foreign immigrant blood" either from them or their parents. The difference is economics. Ted Crus's parents: Asylum seekers. Trump's grandparents, immigrants (who ran a wholesome brothel with women as sex slaves). The list goes on.

Economics. You don't like poor immigrants but you love the wealthy ones. But your poor people in your own country responsible for the vast majority of crime are totally OK. I don't think the color of their skin is really an issue but the color of their wallet is.

You don't want the poor people, you want the ones with money coming in, and then when they come in and take your jobs, you scream that they are sand niggers. If they're not rapists, then they are thieves out for YOUR job. It's all so comical.

I hear Trump couldn't find any housekeepers in the United States and had to get Mexicans in to clean the rooms. Imagine that? Not a single employable white American in all the USA that he had to go to Mexico for them. To this day, illegals still work on maintenance at the hotels and resorts he runs. Of course, these are the good types, not the rapists of course.

See this is good bait. Using dumb lefty talking points in the vein of HHH to get people mad and sperg out in the replies. I also like the putting words in the dudes mouth too, a good touch.

 

[Nameless One]

At some point you'll have to accept that I'm actually a white, blue eyed guy. And all your horseshit totally ignores what I've said because you know it's true.

You don't want the poor people, you want the ones with money coming in, and then when they come in and take your jobs, you scream that they are sand niggers. If they're not rapists, then they are thieves out for YOUR job.

10/10 bait, I read this entirely in Uncle Ruckus's voice.

 

[National Defense Advocate]

My sincerest sympathies for the three slain girls.
I have no doubts they will be welcomed into Eternal Paradise.
A Just punishment would be a public execution, but unfortunately we will probably have to settle for a life of imprisonment.

If British prisoners are anything like American prisoners, he won't make it long.

 

[pikachudidnothingwrong]

Be a Brittard, get arrested for the wrong opinion/movie viewing!



To be fair though... It is Tommy. lol

 

[Anti Lolicon Bomb]

I having this ever growing belief that a significant part of the rights online voice, mostly the "alt right" types exist soley to demoralize and make you feel helpless and that there is no point in doing anything about the state of things, I believe thats why Fuentes exists and why /pol/ is able to stay online without issue. Any optics cuck, negative nancy or just vooote harder type needs to be called out for exactly what they are: gay niggers, shit cock suckers of the absolute highest degree possible.

 

[RollingRock2]

Patrick Tomlinson, renound fat faggot with bitch tits will be speaking in some capacity at "Worldcon" a dork convention in Glasgow

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/patric...que-wheeler-realautomanic.65412/post-18974298

 

[squirrely dan]

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Maybe just say who the fuck it is so people stop speculating? Whats the point, all it does is make more idiots do idiotic things.

 

[Welsh Catgirl Enjoyer]

A Just punishment would be a public execution, but unfortunately we will probably have to settle for a life of imprisonment.

Public execution is too good for him imo.

I'd be stuck between two options personally. Either have his freedoms revoked and make him be a guinea pig for medical research so that his life can potentially be used to cure others of intractable diseases or as a forced organ donor.

Or life in jail but cut his spinal cord so he lives his days as a quadriplegic, stuck not only inside a cell, but inside his own body. A public execution would be a mercy in comparison.

 

[teriyakiburns]

What the fuck are you talking about man, smashing up a random mosque is retarded and will in no way help any cause to reduce migration.

This KKK LARP is cringey as fuck.

Not a random mosque. They were protesting outside because a Muslim in a balaclava turned up at the vigil with a fuckhuge knife. Notice that the news doesn't mention this pertinent fact, which completely reversed the entire situation.

 

[Trig.Point]

The people of Southport, by and large, aren’t the ones rioting - it’s scallies and boot boys who’ve appeared from all over at the first sign of a rumble.

Imagine grieving that people in your community’s kids just got murdered, and a fucking EDL riot kicks off with burning police vans on your front lawn. How’s it helping.

It's scaring the shit out of the police and local authorities. Which is the only thing that really motivates them. It's why they bend over for various 'community' groups no matter how outrageous the demands are. They literally can't arrest them all. They're hoping the disturbances will end then they can go through CCTV footage and spend the next few months fucking around individuals with 'visits' interviews and fixed penalties. When people act together in a group and are willing to stand their ground the Police will back down.

 

[lamppost]

You mean like Muhammad cartoons?
Or not providing Halal?
Or whatever other list of grievances the asslifters have?

They don't need an excuse to "radicalize." The religion is per se radical. The religion, and the people who produced it, are primitive and violent.

If anything, it's violence that might slow them down because they actually don't laugh in the face of that. They understand that language.


This is probably true, but I wish it would and could happen. If it did happen it would solve the problem. Pogroms would solve the problem.

You're right the likelihood of a critical mass in that direction is very small, though. The West no longer has the grit.


The only reason my solution won't work is quantity. You need enough people at the same time to act. Your elites need to be shut down. Yes, I am calling for revolution.

People "waking up issues of our immigration policies" is not going to work, either. Too little; too late.

I having this ever growing belief that a significant part of the rights online voice, mostly the "alt right" types exist soley to demoralize and make you feel helpless and that there is no point in doing anything about the state of things, I believe thats why Fuentes exists and why /pol/ is able to stay online without issue. Any optics cuck, negative nancy or just vooote harder type needs to be called out for exactly what they are: gay niggers, shit cock suckers of the absolute highest degree possible.

If you're sensibilities are offended by people telling you that bricking mosque windows isn't going to be the most effective way of removing Islam from the UK , then you probably aren't the freedom fighter you think you are. You're probably a larping faggot.

Claiming optics aren't important is the most retarded shit I've read. Tommy Robbinson isn't creeping into the mainstream by turning up to mosques with gangs of skinheads and packets of sausages anymore.

 

[Yet Another Wanker]

Can some Farmers please explain the difference between this video of Tommy justifying rioting.

Compared to this fucking shit