Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

Beard_Chan said:
Rape Boogie. Twist his tipples. Beat and cut and burn and torture him daily. Make him give a handjob to an old alcoholic. Give him cancer. Rob him and make him suck dick. Hit him in the head with a claw hammer in every spot he’s claimed to have a scar. Make him cut his wrists with a butter knife. Put him in a wig to pretend to be his sister and have him gang-raped.
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No need to write down his sexual fantasies
 
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Boogie has to be one of the lowest grade lolcows in existence. At least other lolcows have a cycle that gives some sort of rhythm to their content, but Boogie's cycle is just one step: Lie for pity. Everything is so performative and transparently motivated with him there's not even any interesting character to him or friction or the type of weird dignity that a Cobra or a Cyrax or a CWC still insists that they have. He has less authentic humanity to him than one of those old-school AI chat bots, and there's no connection between what anyone says to him and what he does, speaking for him is just an instinctive defensive tactic to make him offputting to anyone who gets between him and whatever base desire he's trying to fill.
 
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Preacher ✝ said:
Does anyone have a compilation of Boogie's Tipple Tantrums
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Boogie Twits his Tipples for 8 minutes.

Rape Boogie. Twist his tipples. Beat and cut and burn and torture him daily. Make him give a handjob to an old alcoholic. Give him cancer. Rob him and make him suck dick. Hit him in the head with a claw hammer in every spot he’s claimed to have a scar. Make him cut his wrists with a butter knife. Put him in a wig to pretend to be his sister and have him gang-raped. Stand on his balls till he needs HRT.
 
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Procrastinhater said:
Rape Boogie. Twist his tipples. Beat and cut and burn and torture him daily. Make him give a handjob to an old alcoholic. Give him cancer. Rob him and make him suck dick. Hit him in the head with a claw hammer in every spot he’s claimed to have a scar. Make him cut his wrists with a butter knife. Put him in a wig to pretend to be his sister and have him gang-raped. Stand on his balls till he needs HRT.
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Boogie mod for Interactive Buddy when?

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Or just remake it as Interactive Boogie.

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Procrastinhater said:
Boogie Twits his Tipples for 8 minutes.

Rape Boogie. Twist his tipples. Beat and cut and burn and torture him daily. Make him give a handjob to an old alcoholic. Give him cancer. Rob him and make him suck dick. Hit him in the head with a claw hammer in every spot he’s claimed to have a scar. Make him cut his wrists with a butter knife. Put him in a wig to pretend to be his sister and have him gang-raped. Stand on his balls till he needs HRT.
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why does this faggot always do that thing that niggers do when they keep repeating the same thing over and over again?
 
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QwahlityKahntent said:
why does this faggot always do that thing that niggers do when they keep repeating the same thing over and over again?
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He has done it before, and the people around him at the time would have tried to placate him, stop attacking him and accusing him. People panic when they think a person is in serious emotional distress. So he does it when he needs someone to shut up. Really its his only real way of fighting people when they gang up on him.

Sad really, but so is his entire life.
 
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QwahlityKahntent said:
why does this faggot always do that thing that niggers do when they keep repeating the same thing over and over again?
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All the fat went to his brain, lowering his cognitive abilities. His IQ is room temperature, same with the same group of people that clap their hands and repeat everything.
 
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MadDisaster said:
But don't worry - he'll probably still need to get it lasered off. People have been finding out the hard way that their "temporary" tattoos aren't as temporary as advertised, and laser removal is apparently significantly more painful than the original tattoo.
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Can confirm. Currently in the process of getting a stupid little tattoo I got 11 years ago removed. It hurts 10x more than getting it did (and is 10x more expensive).

Unfortunately, given how little ink it is, the pain will be brief for him.
 
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gnome/gnomeself said:
Can confirm. Currently in the process of getting a stupid little tattoo I got 11 years ago removed. It hurts 10x more than getting it did (and is 10x more expensive).

Unfortunately, given how little ink it is, the pain will be brief for him.
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with boogies high fat content they can probably run a spoon under hot water for 30 seconds and scoop it off of his fat greasy fucking face
 
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