Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Konstantin Romanov]

No, child. It’s his ability to do whatever the fuck he wants that Nick values more than his own children and life itself. If he can’t flip you off while fucking up his own life and five kids for the fun of it, he considers it a massive L.

Is a man not entitled to the coke of his safe? "No!" Cries the man in Langley, "It belongs in the housing projects!" "No!" Opines Judge Jennifer Fischer "It belongs in an evidence locker!" "No!" Chorus several member of his church "Feed your fucking children!"

I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Prison. A place where the hedonist would not fear the scandinavian prude, where the libertarian would not be bound by petty morality, where the lawyer would not be constrained by the law! And with the improper release of evidence in an ongoing case, you too can enjoy prison stalker child.

 

[Captain Manning]

I don’t know if this has been talked about but wayyyyy back in the Baldoverse (5 months ago) there was a line in the whole “Dear John” meltdown that still sticks out to me

That and his thoughts on death really make me wonder if he idealized self-destruction at a conscious level. Did he think going out in a blaze of glory was the ideal way to go out, to “make him a man”?

I dunno. It's always tempting to say "admission through projection" but the problem is that Viva and Barnes have ruined that phrase with their bullshit. At least for me. Of course, that doesn't mean projection isn't very much a thing though.

I tend think, for right now anyways, he really thinks he can smooth talk his way out of anything. That he's a master manipulator, second to none. That he's smarter than everybody else (spoiler: he's not). That it would even work against the government and a jury. Just like a lot of cult leaders tend to think. If true, I don't think would be at the end of his rope just yet.

He's definitely self-destructive though (and towards others around him). I just can't say if it's intentional on a conscious level, or if he's genuinely unaware that he is.

You will note, despite all that's happened, that I haven't said Nick should off himself. It's generally not in my nature to say things like that.* I just think he needs to have his ass severely kicked (metaphorically). To be humbled in a way his privileged narcissistic slimy manipulative ass never has (like others here, I suspect this parents never held him to account for anything).

Thus far, the State of Minnesota is doing a pretty good job of that on multiple fronts.

*I think I might have said it about Keffals once, but there's already a high statistical likelihood there anyways (41%, last I heard).

It was more I was so disgusted by Nick on Chrissie’s show I felt the need to yell at my TV, the thread incidentally being on the receiving end is more like collateral damage.

I found parts of it infuriating initially, but now I find it absurd and laughable more than anything.

How the fuck can anybody believe him anymore? Nick's Interview should be used as an I.Q. test. If you believe a word he said, you should be legally mandated to wear a tard helmet.

Judging by the response though, few did, and that interview was a big mistake.

 

[keke]

You are skirting dangerously close to mutts law you're only leaving out the colour of said penis.

TIL what mutts law is. An observable fact indeed.

 

[Not Who You Think]

I wonder how much of Nick's infamous 'white bread ass nigga' rant he did against Eric July was actually closeted rage at Drexel that he didn't have the balls to say to his face, and instead took it out on another black man.

From what I've seen, it is much more likely that Nick was upset by not receiving validation from a black person. Whether it is his fixation on "short-shorts" or his understanding of women, Nick has demonstrated strong reaction to praise from black people. It follows that a negative reaction, however slight, would provoke an equally strong response from Nick (if not more so).

Now that you mention it, I had neglected to consider Kayla's online interactions. That makes an emotional affair or exchange of pictures more possible.

I have become interested in Kayla's "bestie" who is her cousin, Rachel Scharafanow, who she vaped nicotine salts with to de-stress from homeschooling and gossiped with while the children played.

Here is Kayla relating how she told her cousin about Drexel, describing him as an "Adontis" (meaning she thinks he is "really sexy") and how it was a "good conversation". It starts with how Drexel can't swim and progresses from there:

Since the falling out seem to be tied to the people Nick was fed up with and trying to leave behind, Kayla's family would fit into that category. One imagines the bestie cousin hearing something from Kayla, then related that something to someone else in the family leading to trouble on Memorial Day weekend 2022. Going to Hedonism II (swinger island) strikes me as something Kayla would tell her bestie if she was to tell anyone.

Of course it may not have been Rachel, as Hedonism II seemed like a poorly kept secret within Nick's circle anyway. Nick was teased about it by guests and superchatters leading up to and after the event long before KF took serious notice. A nice little open secret. One would imagine this would put Nick in conflict with "friends/family/God" which were the areas Nick felt he was being tested in, and Nick's response was to get distance from anyone he didn't like amidst an avalanche of degeneracy.

All that to say, there is compelling evidence that the Rekietas told on themselves (as they often do) which resulted in the Memorial Day confrontation which then accelerated their increasingly lonely pursuit of hedonism (swinging, hookers, hard drugs, etc.) as they left more of their friends and family behind. The predictable outcome was mandatory reporting from their church and Kayla's sister due to child endangerment.

It may seem like a sudden car crash to some, but it was likely a slow-motion disaster for others closer to them.

 

[Stupor Mario]

Looks like Chrissie is going to do damage control on her YouTube channel (along with Keanu) in about 30 minutes?

Chrissie Mayr Responds to Nick Rekieta Interview Critics! Her Goal Explained! Violet Brandani, Keanu​

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Looks like Chrissie is going to do damage control on her YouTube channel (along with Keanu) in about 30 minutes?

Chrissie Mayr Responds to Nick Rekieta Interview Critics! Her Goal Explained! Violet Brandani, Keanu​

Bottom Bitches of YouTube unite!

 

[Sharpeteer]

Looks like Chrissie is going to do damage control on her YouTube channel (along with Keanu) in about 30 minutes?

Chrissie Mayr Responds to Nick Rekieta Interview Critics! Her Goal Explained! Violet Brandani, Keanu​

Oh Chrissie. LMFAO

I like this. She's feeling it. Stupid games win stupid prizes BISH.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Looks like Chrissie is going to do damage control on her YouTube channel (along with Keanu) in about 30 minutes?

Chrissie Mayr Responds to Nick Rekieta Interview Critics! Her Goal Explained! Violet Brandani, Keanu​

It's just a premier'd clip from Simpcast this weekend. From the description (emphasis added):

In this clip from Simpcast, Chrissie Mayr talks about her recent interview with Youtube Lawyer Nick Rekieta. Recently Nick came by the channel and talked about many things regarding his real life situation. Chrissie in her style of interviewing tries to have someone on to speak their minds on things opening the conversation for things to be said without closing doors leading to nothing being said. The internet may not agree. Violet Bandani is also given the 411 of all the Rekieta details in a quick tldr.

 

[Captain Manning]

From what I've seen, it is much more likely that Nick was upset by not receiving validation from a black person. Whether it is his fixation on "short-shorts" or his understanding of women, Nick has demonstrated strong reaction to praise from black people. It follows that a negative reaction, however slight, would provoke an equally strong response from Nick (if not more so).

There's a funny comic about what you just said drawn by the user here with the Arabic name, but I can't find it ATM. You might have included it in your Drex OP.

But yeah, he seems to really want the approval of black people for some reason. I don't get it either.

Looks like Chrissie is going to do damage control on her YouTube channel (along with Keanu) in about 30 minutes?

Chrissie Mayr Responds to Nick Rekieta Interview Critics! Her Goal Explained! Violet Brandani, Keanu​

I already can tell from the thumbnail this is gonna be her finger wagging.



That's the wrong move, bitch. It didn't work for Megan Fox either. Take the L and move on.

If you platform that faggot in this day and age, you're gonna catch a lot of shit. Duh.

 

[Stupor Mario]

It's just a premier'd clip from Simpcast this weekend. From the description (emphasis added):

Did anybody watch the Simpcast and know what the spin was?

How could anybody think they could give Nick a forum to spit out all of his insane lies without challenging a single thing he said and not get any blowback? I'm watching the interview via the Kino Casino EFAP, and Nick is making wild claims trying to sweep away kid testing positive. When you don't even try and raise any challenge to any of these insane claims, you look to be complicit in the lies.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Since the falling out seem to be tied to the people Nick was fed up with and trying to leave behind, Kayla's family would fit into that category. One imagines the bestie cousin hearing something from Kayla, then related that something to someone else in the family leading to trouble on Memorial Day weekend 2022. Going to Hedonism II (swinger island) strikes me as something Kayla would tell her bestie if she was to tell anyone.

I will bet Nick told people he thought would be fine with it in his DMs. From the leaked messages, we have sene how rude and nasty he can be while trying to manipulate. On the other side of the equation we have the result of his DMs with Faran resulting in her gossiping to someone that Kayak wants to swing.

The man seems like a regular Jekyll/Hyde beast

Looks like Chrissie is going to do damage control on her YouTube channel (along with Keanu) in about 30 minutes?

Chrissie Mayr Responds to Nick Rekieta Interview Critics! Her Goal Explained! Violet Brandani, Keanu​

I'll save you the time:

I just wanted to have him on to talk about it and get his story out. So many people are judged unfairly. Of course if he is doing something wrong, I don't support that, but I want him to get better. he has a family, and all these haters who have nothing better to do just want him to die. That's too far.

Now have I talked about being pregnant and my comedy show yet?

-- Chrissie, probably

 

[Sharpeteer]

Any claim of some innocent intention is rendered invalid the moment the chat was swept of criticism. That is the big telltale of a Balldo-guarde.

Everything she says here will do nothing positive.

 

[TheDarknessGrows]

All of these people look like they need to shampoo their hair.

Bleh.

 

[Captain Manning]

How could anybody think they could give Nick a forum to spit out all of his insane lies without challenging a single thing he said and not get any blowback?

You're talking about a group of thots who participate in a show literally called SIMPcast. In which they drone on and on about insipid crap, and show cleavage, and beta males throw money at them for doing so. They ain't exactly a brain trust, and neither is their normal audience.

That usually works out pretty well for them (unfortunately), but it's good to know there's limits to that, and platforming Nick and doing a softball interview for a guy whose 9 year old daughter tested positive for cocaine is one of those limits.

Kinda makes me have a little bit more faith in humanity.

Chrissie is hardly the worst balldoguard in all this, but she deserves to catch some shit. What she did was fucking dumb.

OTOH, like I said the other day, I'm kinda glad she did it, because it just gave Nick the opportunity to dig his grave deeper.

 

[Vibralldo]

You're talking about a group of thots who participate in a show literally called SIMPcast. In which they drone on and on about insipid crap, and show cleavage, and beta males throw money at them for doing so. They ain't exactly a brain trust, and neither is their normal audience.

That usually works out pretty well for them (unfortunately), but it's good to know there's limits to that, and platforming Nick and doing a softball interview for a guy whose 9 year old daughter tested positive for cocaine is one of those limits.

Kinda makes me have a little bit more faith in humanity.

Chrissie is hardly the worst balldoguard in all this, but she deserves to catch some shit. What she did was fucking dumb.

OTOH, like I said the other day, I'm kinda glad she did it, because it just gave Nick the opportunity to dig his grave deeper.

It's critical syndrome

Some retards are tolerated by their fanbase because they don't expose any challenging opinions

Once they're forced to actually give their take on something they fuck it up and show how retarded they really are

 

[Stupor Mario]

I'll save you the time:

I just wanted to have him on to talk about it and get his story out. So many people are judged unfairly. Of course if he is doing something wrong, I don't support that, but I want him to get better. he has a family, and all these haters who have nothing better to do just want him to die. That's too far.

Now have I talked about being pregnant and my comedy show yet?

-- Chrissie, probably

Lol, so it just premiered and ended. (Around 13 min of video.) You're right, it was the gal pal safe space of non-judgment. Chrissie praised Nick for having the courage to listen to harsh superchats. (What a hero.) Chrissie sounded as unaware and ditz-brained as ever making excuses. Apparently, there is no middle ground in an interview. Either you just let a guest say whatever they want without question, or you will be a meanie who scares away the interviewee. Keanu actually said some intelligent, skeptical things about the drug tests that we've brought up.

That usually works out pretty well for them (unfortunately), but it's good to know there's limits to that, and platforming Nick and doing a softball interview for a guy whose 9 year old daughter tested positive for cocaine is one of those limits.

A lot of people don't seem to understand that when you start to endanger kids, you're going to piss off a lot of people who wouldn't normally care. Chrissie didn't get that, Charlie didn't get that. They shouldn't be surprised, but I guess common sense is in short supply in the modern era.

 

[Strix454]

Summary of Chrissie's stream

She got three of her whores out of the barn for this. None of them know who Ezra Miller was or what his problems were.

She got alot of positive comments about her interview with Nick. Her job is to let people speak. She doesn't do Gotchas. She wants to let people talk and open up which fulfills her. She doesn't want to go through what he has said before because that is not worth her time. Keanu (upper right whore) quickly stepped up to tell her what a great job she did and how she can't please everyone. Keanu said Chrissy had great questions for Nick.

Chrissie was "just making jokes" in the interview. She might adjust her take if Nick was eventually convicted of something but not right now. She also knows how Nick doesn't sit around all day watching videos about himself.

Lower left corner whore simped for Chrissy and told her how wonderful she was as an interviewer. Lower left corner whore has been a victim according to Chrissy but she is still upbeat about it. I think that was an archtypical simpcast putdown.

If Crissy had been a cunt during the interview, Nick would not have sticked around.

The allegations against Nick are "not good". But the facts are out there so Chrissy doesn't need to explain them. Chrissie brags about introducing Nick to Aaron. They got into a "love octagon". They were "trading wives which is not illegal". "It was the fun part." (One of Chrissy's thots eventually explained that octagons have eight sides).

Chrissy explains the situation. The cops showed up at the house. One thing led to another. The kids went to live with their grandparents. Lower left corner whore doesn't understand any of it because its just too much to unpack and its all so odd.

She gives Nick credit because he can handle alot and deal with people in the chats. Nick really does well when times get tough. Nick is very eloquent in his responses and is an ACTUAL lawyer. The whores are impressed.

It was sad about his kids. But its innocent until proven guilty. One of the kids tested positive for cocaine "on her hair". Its all rumors. The cop may have had coke on their glove. Some of the whores explain how hair testing works but its really complicated.

Chrissie says the kids are coming back very soon (according to Nick). Its all horrible for Nick.

This was a good reminder of why I don't watch anything by or about any of these people.

 

[AnOminous]

At some level Nick knows how messed up he and his life are. That he has no good way to get out of it.

His way out is the same as for anyone in his situation. Face up to facts and get his shit together, with knocking off the coke and booze the absolutely necessary first step. But that would mean admitting he'd fucked up, and that's not in Balldo Man's repertory. It would also mean looking at his life in the light of sobriety and not through dope goggles.

And it's not like he'd be going back to the world where he was Mr. YouTube who could print money just by turning on the webcam any more either. Clapton wasn't bullshitting in that song: "Don't forget this fact. You can't get it back." The days of fuck-you money are gone for good.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

I just wanted to have him on to talk about it and get his story out. So many people are judged unfairly. Of course if he is doing something wrong, I don't support that, but I want him to get better. he has a family, and all these haters who have nothing better to do just want him to die. That's too far.

I mean...I want Nick to die a little. Not a lot, just a little bit.

A lot of people don't seem to understand that when you start to endanger kids, you're going to piss off a lot of people who wouldn't normally care. Chrissie didn't get that, Charlie didn't get that. They shouldn't be surprised, but I guess common sense is in short supply in the modern era.

That's what happens when your culture is defined by childless nut jobs who don't understand responsibilities. They have no stake in anything other than themselves so they see nothing wrong with being a deviant.

Edit: I now want Chrissie to drop dead too. What a lying manipulative bitch.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

My theory was always that Kayla's family had watched his livestream, called him out for being a degenerate and given them some kind of ultimatum -- ie, stop flashing your private parts, or stay away from our family until you return to some semblance of living a Christian life. At the very least, stop behaving like a whoremonger and pimping out our Kayla on your locals channel.

Wrong time frame. The worst day was right after Depp and before ALL of the degeneracy. Which is why Aaron's quotes from Kayla are cope on her part. Nick wasn't acting degen on stream. In fact the "I'll sign your tits Mandy" was a month after the worst day. This is why I always thought it was her wanting to open the marriage, keep in mind the creepy "Lady Rackets would love you." moments before. I now think that it was a one two punch of some form of infidelity and the request to open the marriage. I also believe this was the moment he decided to agree to opening it.

Speaking of lies and hypocrisy:

Excellent catch. I had stopped watching well before those clips (though had watched the latter either here or on Elissa's channel) Seems like their very marriage was at least in part built on lies.

You are skirting dangerously close to mutts law you're only leaving out the colour of said penis.

Mutts law has been reached so many times in this thread that it's pointless to warn about

Just a thought... Possible new 'worst day' theory. Sorry for that. I've been drawn back in to speculation on it.

He complained about the worst day far into the Depp trial. I still believe the worst day was some infidelity on Kayla's part.

While the Mortgage is a decent theory, I do still have to agree with our beleaguered and dying smoke detector here.

It’s not the guy she met on a Star Trek game who she asked Nick if she could have an affair with?

Now that you mention it, I had neglected to consider Kayla's online interactions. That makes an emotional affair or exchange of pictures more possible.

This seems even more likely than physical infidelity to a large degree.

I could also see Nick using that as an impetus to opening the marriage.

Except even Aaron admitted that has sweet little innocent darling Kayla wanted to open the marriage, because of how big bad mean Nick talked about women on his streams! Failing to note that all the degeneracy started after the most likely flash point that is the "worst day ever".

I think the only other theory that still has legs would be an intervention of sorts about Nick's drinking, as he had already become a full blown alcoholic during the Rittenhouse trial. The constant toasts to birthdays, dead relatives, dead pets, and everything else under the sun insured it. That said the evidence fits way to tightly into the infidelity and swinging duo for my brain to accept that as being the case, as well as his drinking escalating because of said worst day. Him saying he had a decision to make on said worst day, and in the intervening weeks before the infamous "I'll sign your tits" stream still speaks to heavily to infidelity/swinging.