Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[RotPockets]

Expecting the Casino to get facts right is just a touch more optimistic than expecting Jewsh to do so when he is not personally invested in a MATI topic.

It was more I was so disgusted by Nick on Chrissie’s show I felt the need to yell at my TV, the thread incidentally being on the receiving end is more like collateral damage.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I thought about the "worst day" being the mortgage, but I don't think it tracks. He complained about the worst day far into the Depp trial. I still believe the worst day was some infidelity on Kayla's part. He had been spending 16 hour days streaming the trial. I am almost certain she strayed during this time since Nick wasn't giving her attention.

If true, I think we will never have confirmation. This is a small village happening that did not involve official police records, so it may remain a local whisper.

Given that Nick and Kayla had fairly socially isolated themselves and their children (except for homeschool co-op and church), I am wondering just WHO this other man might be... If it were someone in the church or a local nobody, then that tells me it will be hushed up due to community scandal or obscurity, respectively.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I am wondering just WHO this other man might be

It’s not the guy she met on a Star Trek game who she asked Nick if she could have an affair with?

 

[LiquidKid]

King Cobra is a badass gothic warlock that uses his powers for good, like helping to destroy ISIS. Nicki Nightshade can't even use his magic to maintain an erection.

The most shocking part of all of this is getting definitive, undeniable proof that Nick has a worse work ethic than Cobes of all people.

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

It looks like the mortgage is still going so he didn't use the Depp windfall to pay it off and instead purchased shitty art and shitty cars.

What a colossal fucking retard. If you make extra money (and don't have the wherewithal to properly invest it) it should always go to paying off debt starting with the highest interest rates (credit cards first, car loans second, house 3rd) so you can reduce the burden of monthly payments later down the line.

Instead, Nick bought the Balldomobile and a bunch of shitty art which INSTANTLY lost tons of value at the moment of purchase. If Nick is still having to make Mortgage payments on top of his practicing lawyer fees on top of his child support on top of his $3000 snack budget despite having next to no streaming income he's fucked trust fund or not.

Nick is going to languish in poorville for the rest of his life seething that the incel prudes took all his riches away, eagerly awaiting the next trust fund disbursement meant to keep him alive so he can spend it on harder and harder drugs and gay sex.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It’s not the guy she met on a Star Trek game who she asked Nick if she could have an affair with?

Fairly certain Aaron said that when they jointly decided to open the marriage, that was Kayla's suggestion for the proto-Quover.

Now that you mention it, I had neglected to consider Kayla's online interactions. That makes an emotional affair or exchange of pictures more possible.

 

[Procrastinhater]

He's obviously still snorting coke.

He looked slightly healthier for a few streams immediately after the bust but now he's pasty, twitchy, obviously strung out again.
He's starting to look like he did leading up to that fucking Dear John stream.
Maybe the bust scared him straight for a week or so but he's definitely and obviously strung out again.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

I am wondering just WHO this other man might be...

Well Aaron did say that Kayla was apparently wanting a relationship with some guy from her star trek mobile game. Aaron could be lying, but this is a weird story for him to just make up. Kayla's infidelity could have been something like that, speaking inappropriately with some guy on her mobile game or some other app. Somehow Nick found out about it and that was the "worst day". I could also see Nick using that as an impetus to opening the marriage.

"Kayla you did this, so I get to fuck a whore from the Twin Cities." It's the kind of thing I could see Nick trying to convince her of.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Nick is lying and thinks we are stupid.

I hereby award Nick the most valuable thing in the world: a sticker.

He has talked about having a 'safety net' and 'agreement' to have his student debt paid back by his parents

Pathetic. He at least went in to school for a job that will pay - lawyer - so I'll give him that. He's not an underwater basket weaving degree holder. The thing is, you have to work to make the degree worth it. Did you work, Nicky? No? Then why would you be anything but embarrassed by your parents paying for your student loans?

 

[RotPockets]

Well Aaron did say that Kayla was apparently wanting a relationship with some guy from her star trek mobile game. Aaron could be lying, but this is a weird story for him to just make up. Kayla's infidelity could have been something like that, speaking inappropriately with some guy on her mobile game or some other app. Somehow Nick found out about it and that was the "worst day". I could also see Nick using that as an impetus to opening the marriage.

"Kayla you did this, so I get to fuck a whore from the Twin Cities." It's the kind of thing I could see Nick trying to convince her of.

Kayla does behave like a hyperactive child played by Amanda Bynes so much like her she was probably groomed and fucked by a cast member from ‘Head of the Class’. Which one looks like a Gacha Whale Trekkie with a beverage set to stun? My money is on the Nick looking faggot in red plaid.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Kayla does behave like a hyperactive child played by Amanda Bynes so much like her she was probably groomed and fucked by a cast member from ‘Head of the Class’. Which one looks like a Gacha Whale Trekkie with a beverage set to stun? My money is on the Nick looking faggot in red plaid.
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I don’t know. But considering the scantily clad female students would cozy up to the teacher (with the precocious 12-year-old literally hanging on his neck), I think Kayla would be right at home matriculating there.

 

[Swole McPole]

I seriously doubt Bob and Celeste have ever allowed Nick to experience the consequences of his own actions.

I agree, and yet it must really stick in Nick's craw that Celeste is sitting on all that money, just doing nothing apart from making the occasional charitable donation. Nick's got two spouses and five kids with crack habits to support. He could put that money to so much better use. So why do they gotta keep hoarding it like some modern day Shylocks? Why must they keep on demanding their pound of flesh before they hand over any of that moolah?

Surely it's all going to end up with Nick anyway? Celeste should just be a bit more considerate and a bit less of an asshole and stop forcing him to wait years and years and years before he inherits.

Still, Nick must surely have been impressing on them the importance of inheritance planning. Making sure that they've got a decent will in place. None of this nonsense like 'if Celeste dies, Bob inherits her wealth'. That'd make no sense at all. Bob has his own money. Celeste's money needs to go straight to the kids. And as Nick's sister has no kids of her own, if she inherits, that's just money that'll go to some bull dagger or the local cats home. Thank God for Ty Beard and his help in impressing on them exactly how the money should be passed on. Nobody's suggesting they make Nick's sister homeless, but when she passes, that money should obviously go to Nick's kids.... sorry. it should go to Nick, who will then ensure what's left of it eventually goes on funding his family degeneracy.

Once the will has been completed to Nick's satisfaction, I expect Nick to be hooking up with one of those dark complected assassins he knows from his boyhood on the mean streets of Houston.

 

[SargonF00t]

I don't see how drex or Q be friends with Nick after that. I enjoy a good racial "13/50" joke but he really showed how much he felt about black people. Those are the racists to look after for.

Also Nick let Aaron fuck Kayla, but wouldn't let Q or Drex have their way with her.

 

[ChromaQuack]

It's very easy to detect when Nick is lying.

Is his mouth open?

Is there a dick ejaculating in it? He possibly might not be lying in the moment the sperm is going down his throat.

Is there not a dick ejaculating in it? He's somehow lying even if he's saying nothing.

Is his mouth open and words are coming out? He's lying.

I prefer to think of his lying as the way Christians think of the sin of lust in regards to cheating, it doesn't have to happen outwardly, you don't need to fuck another woman, you don't need to even say "damn that bitch hot" out loud, just thinking about it is enough.

If we apply this to Nick we know that even while he has R&R's Jamaican members stuck in his mouth, in his head, in his heart he is still lying about something.

The only way to tell when Nick isn't lying is thus: Is he breathing?

 

[RodgerDodger]

Kayla does behave like a hyperactive child played by Amanda Bynes so much like her she was probably groomed and fucked by a cast member from ‘Head of the Class’. Which one looks like a Gacha Whale Trekkie with a beverage set to stun? My money is on the Nick looking faggot in red plaid.
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Kayla's way too old for the fat kid in the front. And her feet are hideous.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Nick said it was 75 USD (plus time) to do the testing under his ROR bond, so 150 for the both of them.

Nick had to put up 10k (for both of them) to the bondsman who covered the other 90k. He does not get the 10k back from the bondsman.

Do the Maths and Nick and Kayla would have to take 67 tests each to reach 10k in cost--without counting time lost and other expenses.

Nick is lying amd thinks we are stupid.

Yeah I'm sticking with my theory that he is 100% still boozing and snorting powder. Imagine paying that much money just so you can continue to indulge in your addiction. He could have saved the money, cleaned up and done the tests, while totally owning everyone on the internet saying that he's definitely clean and proving as such.

But no, many thousands of dollars gone forever, all for what.

While I would appreciate the comedy, I doubt it will happen. Clearly Dan got some perverse satisfaction from the long-term deception, and I think this does not dispose him to leak anything--if only for the reason that it might harm future efforts to do similar things by exposing tactics.

Oh of course it won't happen, but I can dream.

While Nick saying "What? I don't know what you mean? Catfished?" is a funny conclusion to my favorite Nick saga, blowing up the thread by the man himself info dumping would be the greatest of all.

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THE DEMON has been unusually quiet for awhile.

My mental image of her seething at the computer with box wine continues to be funny to me.

He looked slightly healthier for a few streams immediately after the bust but now he's pasty, twitchy, obviously strung out again.
He's starting to look like he did leading up to that fucking Dear John stream.

Normally, somebody being addicted to drugs or alcohol is a rather dark time, and sad to observe.

But this guy doesn't get that, because while they are addicts that will push all their friends away, they aren't smug arrogant pieces of shit like this asshole is.

He can't quit the drugs and alcohol. He needs them to keep going. The kids are thankfully away from him, so fuck it, do all the drugs you possibly can, the results will be fun.

I hereby award Nick the most valuable thing in the world: a sticker.

Even more rare and valuable are sticker notifications after they went away.

Very desirable by collectors, very rare, but only possible in one unlikely scenario.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

You are skirting dangerously close to mutts law you're only leaving out the colour of said penis.

There's an unspoken presumption that Nick prefers Black cock

 

[AltisticRight]

The only way to tell when Nick isn't lying is thus: Is he breathing?

Or if the bull's penis is in his mouth.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

It's very easy to detect when Nick is lying.

Is his mouth open?

Is there a dick ejaculating in it? He possibly might not be lying in the moment the sperm is going down his throat.

Is there not a dick ejaculating in it? He's somehow lying even if he's saying nothing.

Is his mouth open and words are coming out? He's lying.

Nick doesn’t think he’s lying. Merely he’s telling the truth and his version of it. He’s not lying Balldo-child, he’s telling you what you need to hear that’s not being told. It’s complete childish, infantile even. He’s like a 5 year old who fed their dinner to their dog and grabbed a bunch of cookies. Well you didnt see him feed it to the dog so how do you know? Maybe the dog jumped up in the table while he went to the bathroom? The cookies? Well I don’t see any cookies so there’s no way you can blame me for having eaten them.

 

[ChromaQuack]

Or if the bull's penis is in his mouth.

He still thinks of lies, he believes he is both heterosexual and monogamous while the bull's penis is in his mouth.

He is therefore still lying.