Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 16.3%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.0%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 95 24.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 65 17.1%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 155 40.7%

  • Total voters
    381
Watching Kino Casino, and the guys say it gets so much worse. Nick kiestered a hamster, AND smokes crack. The pipe was apparently submitted into evidence, along with the pan he cooked it in.
I would take anything the Kino Casino says with a massive grain of salt unless they provide receipts.

Although I wouldn't be surprised if there's a video of him keistering a rodent while the theme song for Lemmiwinks plays in the background. When it comes to Rekeita, the most degenerate acts are at least plausible for him.
 
Mr. Drexel himself has a really low opinion of black people. Among other things, he hates all black women and I remember him doing a whole "don't trust other black people" thing with a white someone a while ago. I don't know enough about Q to say anything about him.
I recall some drama between Drexel and Q, it involves comments Q made and Mrs R. I had forgotten about it till now, but it does make me curious now. What was said, Nick did not want what was said brought up on stream.
 
I would take anything the Kino Casino says with a massive grain of salt unless they provide receipts.

Although I wouldn't be surprised if there's a video of him keistering a rodent while the theme song for Lemmiwinks plays in the background. When it comes to Rekeita, the most degenerate acts are at least plausible for him.
Yeah let's not forget that part of PPP's job is to goad people into addressing his insane claims in a fashion that makes everything worse.

I love every moment of it. They are currently (live as of this post) stringing us along through a Ralph and Boogie segment while teasing more Rekieta. Should be moving onto Nick soon.

*Okay we are now in the Rekieta segment.
 
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He's obviously still snorting coke.
That's actually the point where I have given up on addicts in my real life. If you're using while waiting for a drug related court date, you have totally lost control. Libertine Nick values cocaine more than anything, including his freedom. Most people I've known to lose their kids over usage were a step away from the gutter and 3 steps away from the grave. If he didn't walk into this addiction with a multi-million dollar safety net, he would have been sleeping on a park bench for at least the last year. The only thing left to lose is his life, and he doesn't seem to give much of a shit about that either.

I'm comfortable adding "basehead" to his list of bona fides.
 
Libertine Nick values cocaine more than anything, including his freedom.
No, child. It’s his ability to do whatever the fuck he wants that Nick values more than his own children and life itself. If he can’t flip you off while fucking up his own life and five kids for the fun of it, he considers it a massive L.
 
So basically, the cost of drug testing that came with the conditional bond would have had to exceed $5k in order for it to be more expensive than going through a bail bondsman for an unconditional bond?

And there's very little chance the cost of the drug testing would exceed 5k?

So he lied yet again?
Not only that, he's already paying for the family court drug testing. So he paid the bail premium in addition to all the drug testing.
 
I don’t know if this has been talked about but wayyyyy back in the Baldoverse (5 months ago) there was a line in the whole “Dear John” meltdown that still sticks out to me
And John look! I got it. You were probably going to try to commit suicide (like a woman), because you could never succeed at committing suicide, because that would make you a man
That and his thoughts on death really make me wonder if he idealized self-destruction at a conscious level. Did he think going out in a blaze of glory was the ideal way to go out, to “make him a man”?
 
Mr. Drexel himself has a really low opinion of black people. Among other things, he hates all black women and I remember him doing a whole "don't trust other black people" thing with a white someone a while ago. I don't know enough about Q to say anything about him.
I remember a stream years ago where Drexel said something to the effect of, "There is no such thing as a white incel, all white virgins are volcels, because even very attractive black women are powerless to refuse any offer of white dick from even the fattest, smelliest white guy."
 
It's very easy to detect when Nick is lying.

Is his mouth open?

Is there a dick ejaculating in it? He possibly might not be lying in the moment the sperm is going down his throat.

Is there not a dick ejaculating in it? He's somehow lying even if he's saying nothing.

Is his mouth open and words are coming out? He's lying.
 
Did he think going out in a blaze of glory was the ideal way to go out, to “make him a man”?
I wouldn’t be surprised, but I think he’s just trying a bit of his infamous edgy comedy routine here, pointing out that there’s some statistics that say women more often than not fail to fully commit suicide, but more women than men idealize it, whereas men are more likely to die in a suicide attempt as they’re more likely to fully commit and choose a definite lethal option. It’s just another one of his shitty jokes trying to make a point but absolutely failing.
 
It's very easy to detect when Nick is lying.

Is his mouth open?

Is there a dick ejaculating in it? He possibly might not be lying in the moment the sperm is going down his throat.

Is there not a dick ejaculating in it? He's somehow lying even if he's saying nothing.

Is his mouth open and words are coming out? He's lying.
Incorrect. I found a clip compilation of Nick Rekieta being honest:


~ Courtesy of The Rhode Island District Attorney's Office.
 
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His kids deserve whatever life insurance he might have. We have to hope for accidents or his pissing someone off enough.
The damage Nick does to those kids by living outweighs any financial reward. Money can’t buy peace of mind, a clean bloodstream or intact sphincters.
 
It's very easy to detect when Nick is lying.

Is his mouth open?
like this?
the most honest guy you know.png
 
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