Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Not Who You Think]

wasn't there a clip a while ago of nick basically saying "i don't care what people think anymore and as soon as i get lady rackets on board i'm gonna do what i want"? it was something real red flag wavy like that.

Here you go. First bit is for context, last 10 seconds is the moment you are thinking of where Nick mentions that once Kayla is there with him, he doesn't care what anyone else thinks. This is in December of 2022.

Also, here is a clip I made of Nick in November 2022, after being asked if he will write a sex book, talking about how he is further along on the sexual stuff than Kayla. Unclear is this is referencing sexual practices or being open about their degeneracy enough to publish a book. Apparently, Nick thinks that he has enough insight into women's sexuality to write a book and is distressed that some women don't orgasm often.

Nick goes on to address KF's trad view of Kayla, saying it depends on what one's definition of "trad" is. Nick makes claims of monogamy and being Christian (lol), as well as homeschooling and having five kids, but says it stops there. Nick then launches into how he doesn't have time for people who try and speak into his life because he's "too old".

Nick's job every day is to "make money, feed family, get booty", which currently makes him quite a failure by his own standards.

There was a stream with Drexel where he told Nick that someone 'closer than [he] realise[d]' was looking for some freak shit. Nick asked who, and Drexel said he would tell him off-show. Maybe suspect this was Kayla, but it was too on-the-nose for me.

On the nose indeed.

Slightly extended summary here.

In June 2019, Drexel tells Nick about how someone close to him, "closer to [him] than [he] knows" approached him expressing disappointment in her marriage. He told her to do whatever it takes to fix her marriage and not "come to clown world" where she will get used up and become a single mom.

"I don't want that for her, I don't want that for-for you, you know, uh, cuz we know her."

Chat was slow, but then sees a substantial increase because it sounds like Drexel outed Kayla on stream to prove he was a good guy who could be trusted with her.

Years ago he spoke at great length against taking nudes of yourself and loved ones. There's a clip of it somewhere.

Here is one such clip that has been shared in the thread.

In April of 2020, Nick shares with Drexel (who is just so proud of his yellow shirt) that he and Kayla have no nudes, and if they did, would never have it on an electronic device because it would be too risky and it wouldn't be anyone's business.

Now they seem to be sending graphic sexual images of each other to other people, notably one of the biggest loudmouths in their area.

Do as I say, not as I...

Here is another (not yet shared in the thread).

In November 2019, Kayla makes claims that any nudes out there of her aren't real, polaroids only *wink*.

Nick then says that they can honestly say that there are no electronic nudes of them. Kayla makes a face and there is some awkward banter that reveals that they bough a camera for the purpose of making non-electronic(?) nudes but haven't used it because they are too busy.

Good joke. Hilarious couple.

There was more to it than that. Drexel latched on to that as an avenue of attack for 'hypocrisy' (funnily he cannot seem to find it with Nick...) but the issues were much more than that.

Drexel can find it, but the right person has to ask:



Drexel knows as well as anyone that Nick is a phony, has known for longer, and has been telegraphing this to make himself look better than he actually is. Just look at Legal Mindset laughing/nodding along...

 

[D.A. d. nial]

I smoke kool menthols. Maybe I should make a deal, wait… I don’t want aids.

Kool Blues are the only menthols I actually like. Normally my go-to is Camel Blue Wides.

 

[AnOminous]

The only way Nick can get marginally hard these days, with his coomsick brain, is to try to pull one over on you, on the threat of being caught. What a sad, pathetic existence.

He can't get his dick hard by being sucked, he can't get his dick hard when it's fucked, the only way his dick gets hard is by being CUCKED.

Or by LYING. I think he gets off more by lying than even by having sex with any whore from the qover (he literally calls it that).

 

[TheRaptorJesus]

Always funny listening to him whine about being 41 and not being able to have as much fun as possible. I'm a year behind him, but I also don't have rich family or a trust, when do I get to become a degenerate, when do I get to have fun?

 

[Swole McPole]

To speculate a bit more on "The Worst Day EverTM" that Nicky went through I will summarize the general thoughts people had back when it happened, a year late and now and contrast to how Nicky is acting now.
Back when we heard of his big bad no good day there wasn't a clear consensus. The most common thought was him losing daddies money followed by cucking/cheating with other family problems trailing last.

My theory was always that Kayla's family had watched his livestream, called him out for being a degenerate and given them some kind of ultimatum -- ie, stop flashing your private parts, or stay away from our family until you return to some semblance of living a Christian life. At the very least, stop behaving like a whoremonger and pimping out our Kayla on your locals channel.

 

[Strix454]

Always funny listening to him whine about being 41 and not being able to have as much fun as possible. I'm a year behind him, but I also don't have rich family or a trust, when do I get to become a degenerate, when do I get to have fun?

All you have to do is go live on the street and take up the crack pipe. If you have wife and children, just leave while telling them you are going out for cigarettes. Having money like Nick does just gets in the way of the real "fun".

There is a story about the gay bays at pure pleasure in St. Cloud. One day, a customer of the place hitchiked there with a full can of gas. He walked in the door. The clerks noticed and asked him what the hell he was doing with a gas can in there. He went toward the porn section in the back and then set the place on fire. He didn't need a mustang. He didn't need a roll of bills. He didn't even need a car. And today that man is in the state hospital.

You can live the dream without concerns over material wealth. You just have to try.

 

[GravyRobbers]

Watching Kino Casino, and the guys say it gets so much worse. Nick kiestered a hamster, AND smokes crack. The pipe was apparently submitted into evidence, along with the pan he cooked it in.

 

[Captain Manning]

He paid 5k to a bondsman, who then floated the 50k on a surety agreement. They keep the 5k, that's how bondsmen make money.

If Nick had put up the whole 50k himself, he'd get it all back at the end, minus minor fees and court costs/fines (presuming he's convicted)

So basically, the cost of drug testing that came with the conditional bond would have had to exceed $5k in order for it to be more expensive than going through a bail bondsman for an unconditional bond?

And there's very little chance the cost of the drug testing would exceed 5k?

So he lied yet again?

 

[AnOminous]

Always funny listening to him whine about being 41 and not being able to have as much fun as possible. I'm a year behind him, but I also don't have rich family or a trust, when do I get to become a degenerate, when do I get to have fun?

That's the amazing thing about Cuckieta. He thinks he's somehow ENTITLED to have fun.

As if anyone is entitled to that.

Guess what nigger? You can't actually buy fun.

You can't even buy a thrill.

 

[Swole McPole]

For all the panic about crack in the 1980's its probably the safest way to use cocaine.
Its all extremely bad for you, but its better than snorting it and destroying your nose, and injecting it like Sherlock Holmes is even worse, cocaine is notoriously damaging to the veins, far more than heroin, both because of the chemical itself and because its a local anaesthetic so users don't realize if they're missing some of the shot, (unlike dope which burns if its outside a vein) so users end up with abscesses far easier.
In all cocaine is bad for you however you take it but strangely smoking it is the probably the best ROI.

This is all true, but it's also got the biggest downside insofar as it's got the shortest of half-lives when smoked, and so it tends to produce the most compulsive and self destructive use patterns.

(Short half life --> Intense rush --> rapid and intense crash --> overwhelming urge to get high again.)

I knew people who shot and snorted cocaine recreationally for years without any significant problems. It was only when they started smoking freebase/crack that they went completely and utterly insane and started robbing everybody they could -- often knowing that they'd get caught and face negative consequences. Given the choice of a heroin habit and a crack habit, I'd take the heroin habit every time.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Always funny listening to him whine about being 41 and not being able to have as much fun as possible. I'm a year behind him, but I also don't have rich family or a trust, when do I get to become a degenerate, when do I get to have fun?

How many people don’t get to have “fun” at all. Because of obligations for family/work having some crazy partying is going to the local dive bar and drinking a big 4 Light Beers before they have to get back home and take care of the family? Fun to them is taking the jalopy car and driving to the beach for a three day weekend.

That’s normal for lots of people. And somehow they seem to have far better lives than a spoiled brat like Rekeita.

 

[Angry Crustacean]

So basically, in plain English, the cost of drug testing that came with the conditional bond would have had to exceed $5k in order for it to be more expensive than going through a bail bondsman for an unconditional bond?

And there's very little chance the cost of the drug testing would exceed 5k?

So he lied yet again?

You can tell when Nick is lying because he's talking.

 

[Captain Manning]

You can tell when Nick is lying because he's talking.

Oh, I know, but it's always funniest when it's demonstrably so.

 

[Watching Rekieta]

Nick makes claims of monogamy

Nick uses language to suit his ends. Nick will say "monogamy" means one spouse. He's only been married once and is still married. That is what he will say even when a skilled interviewer asks him.

interviewer: Are you a swinger?
Nick: I'm a happily married man.
I: But do you and/or your wife have sex with other people?
N: What!?! We're a married, monogamous couple.
I: But are you polyamorous?
N: We're monogamous.
I: Of course you are. Every married couple is monogamous in the US. Polygamy is illegal. Do you fuck other people?
N: We're monogamous.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Based on the available document date and types associated with the Rekieta home (the larger one owned by the Robert Lord Property Trust, not the one that they kicked someone out for April to move in), it appears a mortgage was taken out on the property on April 7, 2022, four years after the property was purchased in 2018.

Before that date, Rekieta had said his home had no mortgage, which appears consistent with the list of public documents associated with the property.



The document would need to be purchased.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Based on the available document date and types associated with the Rekieta home (the larger one owned by the Robert Lord Property Trust, not the one that they kicked someone out for April to move in), it appears a mortgage was taken out on the property on April 7, 2022, four years after the property was purchased in 2018.

Before that date, Rekieta had said his home had no mortgage, which appears consistent with the list of public documents associated with the property.

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The document would need to be purchased.

A home loan for the sex dungeon?

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

The wall hasn't been the same since her mom hit it, what the actual fuck!? Is her mother 300 years old?
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I'm sorry but what in the actual fuck? It's basically like looking at a life size alligator skin purse. No chill in those creases. Without the makeup she would look like a typical white politician like a heavily aged Charlie Crist.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Watching Kino Casino, and the guys say it gets so much worse. Nick kiestered a hamster, AND smokes crack. The pipe was apparently submitted into evidence, along with the pan he cooked it in.

Consider the fucking source. PPP is Null-level at getting basic facts wrong.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Speaking of lies and hypocrisy:

 

[John Andrews Stan]

A home loan for the sex dungeon?

You’d just get a HELOC for that, no?