Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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I legitimately thought she was in her early 40s.
Something about the wall.

The wall hasn't been the same since her mom hit it, what the actual fuck!? Is her mother 300 years old?

 

[Atlas Sneezed]

The wall hasn't been the same since her mom hit it, what the actual fuck!? Is her mother 300 years old?
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Clearly a fan of solar beds. That shit ages your skin HARD

 

[AltisticRight]

The wall hasn't been the same since her mom hit it, what the actual fuck!? Is her mother 300 years old?
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Did something escape from that chinky card game cartoon?

 

[Sharpeteer]

The wall hasn't been the same since her mom hit it, what the actual fuck!? Is her mother 300 years old?
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She's finally ready to settle down fellas.

 

[keke]

Keanu is part of the enlightened narcissist feminists. She exercises autonomy by choosing sex work. Her entire self-worth and agency is defined by being attractive to men and more attractive than competing women. It takes longer for women with this pathology to realize time will do to her looks just the same as pregnancy/motherhood. She'll want to become a mother in her early 40s when "motherhood" will feed her narcissism after "beauty" ceases to deliver.

Kek. She’s just a whore bro

 

[JackoVerde]

Keanu is part of the enlightened narcissist feminists. She exercises autonomy by choosing sex work. Her entire self-worth and agency is defined by being attractive to men and more attractive than competing women. It takes longer for women with this pathology to realize time will do to her looks just the same as pregnancy/motherhood. She'll want to become a mother in her early 40s when "motherhood" will feed her narcissism after "beauty" ceases to deliver.

Keanu isn’t even the hottest one of that whore grifter group she’s in
Leann Star is.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Oh, to be a fly on the wall in the Rekieta Sex Barn. I truly wonder what "qovert operations" Rackets is spinning right now to keep his hoes in line.

I'm sure there are more than enough flies on those walls unironically, IRL. Especially in the Pug Poop Bunker.™

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

To speculate a bit more on "The Worst Day EverTM" that Nicky went through I will summarize the general thoughts people had back when it happened, a year late and now and contrast to how Nicky is acting now.
Back when we heard of his big bad no good day there wasn't a clear consensus. The most common thought was him losing daddies money followed by cucking/cheating with other family problems trailing last.
After a year of degeneracy the thought of it being infidelity increased, with the idea that it was more emotional rather than physical and family problems now being even less popular.
Today we are still trending towards infidelity and further away from losing his trust fund.
Back when we made those assumptions initially the percentage of the thread that perceived Nicky as a degenerate was lower and as was the perceived degree of degeneracy. As time past more and more of the thread thinks of Nicky as scum of the earth of the lowest caliber.

Knowing what we know now I will try and debunk the three theories and posit new ones.
The money issue: Nicky was at his peak or shortly after when the event took place. Nicky is also a spoiled kid with no concept of money or hard work. Even if he did get cut off he would likely believe that the millions of supper chats will keep rolling in. And it's also likely he never understood the value of the trust fund to begin with or at that point.
The infidelity: Taking the stories of admittedly unreliable narrators(CRP, Ralph, Waski, Aaron) as well as Kayla's own zonked out admissions and collaging them we can presume that Kayla was never that monogamous and Nicky clearly get's his rocks of at the thought of getting cucked.
Family issues: I don't know what kind of man doesn't feed, clothe or bathe his children, drugs them and then feels bad when some other family member is in trouble or distancing themselves from him. Plus Nicky's extended family is not some conservative Christian fanatics and clearly have some liberal tendencies as such could probably ignore some drug use and infidelity.

So what could truly ruin the day of a drug abusing narcissist like Nicky?
Health problems: Some long term guaranteed mortality issue like some form of cancer. Now Nicky might be the kind of person to milk it but he could also have some deluded pride if the disease is less glamorous and as such keep it hidden.
Divorce scare: Nicky clearly doesn't care about Kayla, but he does care about controlling her. Her putting her foot down and issuing an ultimatum could have shown how tenuous a hold he had over Kayla, making him double down quickly on the degeneracy to get a grip over her using drugs and infidelity.
His children are not his: Maybe one, maybe all, maybe all but his favorite kid. Maybe that's why he neglected them.
Getting outed for infidelity in a way his family had to address it: Maybe he tried to open the polycule with a family member and that backfired into a giant scandal.
He fucked up something financially in a big way and was on the hook for it: Could have had a deal with Netflix or Blaze or something and he really fucked it up and is under NDA and somehow his swiss cheese brain held to the contract.

 

[East_Clintwood]

The wall hasn't been the same since her mom hit it, what the actual fuck!? Is her mother 300 years old?

What's the matter smoothskin? never seen a ghoul before?

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

This whole Aaron revenge porn business feels like retaliation against Aaron for not signing the NDA specifically, rather than trying to appease April or even some weirdos from NYC. The Qover are trying to make a wedge so Aaron stops talking about the qover publicly, since he is the #1 source of info on it. Nick may be dumb enough to try to witness tamper Aaron as well, but I'm sure he would use such weasel language as to make his intentions unclear. That Keanu ran her mouth about it for an extra 20 views was likely not anticipated by Mr. Social Cues, and it probably gave Aaron enough of a heads up to prevent any substantive prosecution from happening.

Before this happened, Aaron's lawyer already said this was some of the dumbest shit he's ever seen, especially coming from a lawyer (Nick). I am sure this just adds to that assessment. He may also have advised Aaron on some preemptive measures (like wiping his phone or upgrading it to a new one) to frustrate the Balldo Master Plan.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

This is probably a nothing burger (barring an aggressive DA), but boy! I bet Nick was hyping up it over the last couple of weeks.

This is Nick's idea of a knockout blow. He thinks this will hobble the criminal case by saddling Aaron with charges.

Balldo von Moltke, the consummate strategist.

 

[not william stenchever]

Balldo von Moltke, the consummate strategist.

The only encirclement here is that of the Balldo's silicone embrace.

 

[Pill Cosby]

That nigger ninja’d his way into the house and took the pictures as Qayla believed she was posing for Lt. Worf. Then he spoofed Nick’s number to send them to Arron. All the while cackling about fucking whitey over.

I better get on the phone to Juju the cow so he can ack ack ack!

 

[Botchy Galoop]

I am just wondering; why now? Why are Qayla's nudes on Aarons phone such an affront to M'lady? Is the qover anticipating a leak of some sort and some compromising photo's going public?
Is this a legal warning shot?
eta I have some memory of Nick saying he is a bit of a "nudist" and hates wearing clothes. Did these asshats while playing scenes from BobandCarolTedandAlice cavort around the "adult" wing of the house in the buff, snorting coke off Aprils flat ass? Does Aaron have even more incriminating photo's?

 

[Procrastinhater]

Guys. *Dramatic sigh* As some of you may be aware, there have been some... images... released of me... Those were released without my consent by another party. They were taken at a time where I thought I could trust the people involved, but... you know... stuff happeneds. There are people out there running with a story... which is OK, I guess... Have fun with your little theories!..., but let me tell you that you do not have all the facts. I WISH my life really were as interesting as you think!

Lol your In Hoc Balldo posts are right on the money it reads exactly like Nick talking.

Gotcha. So, do people smoke cocaine with a crack pipe, or does that mean they were also into smoking crack? I always thought people just snorted cocaine, but I'm not an expert in the ways of the junkies.

Crack is just cocaine thats been washed up to remove impurities so you can smoke it.

She is 31.

Jesus thats a fucking rough 31, she looks like she sleeps in a plastic tub filled with natron salts under a UV lamp.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

Sorry but who the fuck names their daughter Keanu? I thought that was a male name.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

The same shit places that would prosecute the cops for protecting themselves will definitely prosecute you.

Marvin Heemeyer may be dead, but the Killdozer's legacy lives on.

 

[Roboute Guilliman]

Himedall didn’t destroy it, but she hastened the fall that would inevitably happen with Rekieta not streaming for months.

And we all owe her a debt of gratitude for her selfless act of public service (unironically). Reading that locals chat was one of the few ways to inflict enough brain damage to lower one's IQ.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

. Reading that locals chat was one of the few ways to inflict enough brain damage to lower one's IQ.

I found as long as you filtered the Locals Stupidspeak and Titty Parade through your Humour Shield, the damage was minimal. Seriously, the locals chat provided by bestgirl @Himedall All-seeing Waifu, kept the funny going in this thread for the longest.
I miss those innocent hours.

 

[Oxyjen]

2 glass containers and a metal pan also tested positive for cocaine. Some methods to cook crack involve a Pyrex in a pan as a double boiler like melting chocolate. Another method for cooking crack is posted below. Nick is a crackhead, they probably smoked crack constantly around a sleeping 9 year old which would explain the hair sample testing so high.

That’s a very interesting theory. It’s probably the least bad explanation for the kid’s positive hair test - if residual smoke can do that.

Is smoking crack a natural progression from snorting coke? I assume heavy users suffer from a fucked up nose after some time, which smoking it would avoid.

Also by washing it do users think they’ve made it “healthier” to take?