Paris 2024 Olympics shenanigans - The most multicultural Olympics ever.

[Your Starter for 10]

I can't remember how this developed, but green water isn't always "dirty".

Yeah I don't remember perfectly, but I'm pretty sure it was clean, it's just the green was off-putting because we're not used to seeing pool water that color.

 

[STARS158]

They are reserving the gold medal for whoever survives.

Why didn't they just hold the Olympics in India and force them to eat street food then?

Triathalon through the Ganges

 

[Pizdec]

I can't remember how this developed, but green water isn't always "dirty".

Yeah I don't remember perfectly, but I'm pretty sure it was clean, it's just the green was off-putting because we're not used to seeing pool water that color.

Remember when the water in Rio was green.

You know how shit of a country you have to be to lose to Brazil in a sanitation contest.

it was the pool water, and that was due to the pool cleaners mixing hydrogen peroxide and chlorine, which canceled each other out.

 

[gampboonerisms]

Yeah I don't remember perfectly, but I'm pretty sure it was clean, it's just the green was off-putting because we're not used to seeing pool water that color.

Pool water? You never swam in a lake or river before?

 

[AnimeSucksCopeAndSneed]

The triathlon has ended with a puking competition. These guys are going to die from typhoid fever.

https://x.com/olgabazova/status/1818723417581052396

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I unironically interpret this as the beginning of the end of human athleticism.

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Pool water? You never swam in a lake or river before?

That's the point, it was a pool. And no, I've never swam in a lake or river that's this color:

 

[Mr. Smiley Good Fella]

The triathlon has ended with a puking competition. These guys are going to die from typhoid fever.

https://x.com/olgabazova/status/1818723417581052396

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But I thought the water was clean… I guess all the immigrants decided to redeem.

 

[Mr. Smiley Good Fella]

That's the point, it was a pool. And no, I've never swam in a lake or river that's this color:

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[gampboonerisms]

That's the point, it was a pool. And no, I've never swam in a lake or river that's this color:

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not that bright, but yeah when the algae gets too much the lake would turn green. still would rather fall into a green water than a brown water.

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

Saw a bit in the WSJ today about the French trying to decarbonize the food service for the athletes, with the result that there's very little meat for them to eat in the village, so they had to go out and spend their own money to get enough protein to be able to compete.

...what the actual fuck France.

 

[gampboonerisms]

...what the actual fuck France.

i'm still trying to figure out what decarbonize means. de carb like no carbohydrates? carbonize like carbon? i'm literally fucking stupid about this.

 

[candlejack]

That's the point, it was a pool. And no, I've never swam in a lake or river that's this color:

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That's not water, that's ecto cooler.

 

[tehpope]

The triathlon has ended with a puking competition. These guys are going to die from typhoid fever.

https://x.com/olgabazova/status/1818723417581052396

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https://x.com/marionawfal/status/1818695111091654700?s=46

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Holy shit. Idgaf about the olympics. But Jesus H Christ on the cross. How do you fuck this up?

 

[ArthuriusMartyrius]

i'm still trying to figure out what decarbonize means. de carb like no carbohydrates? carbonize like carbon? i'm literally fucking stupid about this.

It means food production methods that cause less CO2 emissions and thus are more "environmentally friendly". In practice this means fucking over standard agricultural methods used for meat supply in favor of gay vegan shit like "fake meat" that is more "environmentally friendly" and also more unhealthy.

 

[gampboonerisms]

It means food production methods that cause less CO2 emissions and thus are more "environmentally friendly". In practice this means fucking over standard agricultural methods used for meat supply in favor of gay vegan shit like "fake meat" that is more "environmentally friendly" and also more unhealthy.

that's super fucking gay

 

[SiggerNlayer]

Yeah I don't think that's what happened, it looks like just one guy puked and its because a Triatholon is fucking misery for your body. Puking after one isn't actually all that uncommon, if you've been to a running event youve probably seen people puking their guts out. As funny as the memes are it would take much longer than that to get ill from culturally enriched water.

 

[Screamer_2]

Any mtf trannies competing in the Olympics and can I bet money on them?

I don't know specifics, but there's two "female" boxers who have failed gender tests in the past.

Saw a bit in the WSJ today about the French trying to decarbonize the food service for the athletes, with the result that there's very little meat for them to eat in the village, so they had to go out and spend their own money to get enough protein to be able to compete.

In 2008 Beijing, they had a 24-hour McDonald's that was free for the athletes.

I assume the food issue is mainly for the poorer countries because I can't imagine the wealthier nations that can pay people to be full-time athletes are leaving nutrition up to the Olympic Village food court. I know my shit hole country in the lead up to the olympics had plenty of stories in the news about the amount of food they were shipping over for it. I'm sure that wasn't excluding protein.

 

[Flaggy but One]

In 2008 Beijing, they had a 24-hour McDonald's that was free for the athletes.

I assume the food issue is mainly for the poorer countries because I can't imagine the wealthier nations that can pay people to be full-time athletes are leaving nutrition up to the Olympic Village food court. I know my shit hole country in the lead up to the olympics had plenty of stories in the news about the amount of food they were shipping over for it. I'm sure that wasn't excluding protein.

The narrative from the french is they want it to be the most eco-friendly olympics of all time, hence the cardboard beds, vegan diets etc. What a happy coincidence that that also means they can cut the budget.
As soon as the olympics started teams were complaining about the lack of protein because athletes chose the chicken and eggs, so they ran out of those immediately. Quelle fucking surprise serious athletes choose protein.

I saw some hilarious comments from salty frenchmen when the british team brought in their own chef, how dare the bongs bring their own chef to the 'country of gastronomy'.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

That's the point, it was a pool. And no, I've never swam in a lake or river that's this color:

DO THE DEW!

 

[Screamer_2]

The narrative from the french is they want it to be the most eco-friendly olympics of all time, hence the cardboard beds, vegan diets etc. What a happy coincidence that that also means they can cut the budget.
As soon as the olympics started teams were complaining about the lack of protein because athletes chose the chicken and eggs, so they ran out of those immediately. Quelle fucking surprise serious athletes choose protein.

I saw some hilarious comments from salty frenchmen when the british team brought in their own chef, how dare the bongs bring their own chef to the 'country of gastronomy'.

The cardboard beds were reported in my country as there to stop people having sex. Very French.

This also isn't the first Olympics with them.

It is pretty stunning to think how retarded they are that they put ideology in charge of the meals and not a sports nutritionist. Probably the same wishful thinking that they could clean the Seine. Where the athletes are all covered in antibiotic gel, taking a bunch of drugs to not get sick.