Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[SparselyFarcical]

Here's a stream snipe of Rekieta's apparent Locals show (if it actually happens). Enjoy

https://rumble.com/v59a6jh-rekieta-locals-stream-with-chat-01-08-24.html

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

So I just had to look a little further into these products, and yeah it pretty much the same bullshit supplements/placebos you'd regularly find sponsoring any right-leaning talk show.

Though my favorite has to be the 5G Free Supplements:
ABOUT 5G FREE

5G Free stands for health and environmental safety, boldly addressing the potential risks posed by radiation. Only available from 5G Free, these cutting-edge consumer products address EMF and radiation exposure. From our EMF Badges for mobile devices to our Radiation Emergency Kit...(It goes on)

Essentially if you are worried about 5G you can take these "totally not bullshit" pills and wear this pin and youre good to go


(Oh except for the part where these EMF badges have been found in countless 5G/cellular protection scams and are less effective than a tin foil hat.)

But if all else fails, you can always pick up their Emergency Radiation Kit, you know, just incase you find yourself in a nuclear apocalypse. It sports the Rumble logo, so you can think about your favorite streamers while your flesh is falling off. ONLY $349 while supplies last!

 

[Potatoherder]

It's been a wild ride from when i started trying to prove Rumble was a viable platform to the downfall of Rekieta. This will be my final log as there is nothing else to tell. He will have good nights and bad nights but the days of $5k+ streams is over. All the props goes to @Neetorino for actually using the data for something useful.

https://gitgud.io/PotatoHerder/rumblelogger If anyone wants to pick up. At the very least pick at the code and see if anything useful can be used to make a better tool.
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Rumble did way worse than YT( $153 ). Viewers were pretty low and that seemed to also be the case on YT.

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[Sharpeteer]

So I just had to look a little further into these products, and yeah it pretty much the same bullshit supplements/placebos you'd regularly find sponsoring any right-leaning talk show.

Though my favorite has to be the 5G Free Supplements:
ABOUT 5G FREE

5G Free stands for health and environmental safety, boldly addressing the potential risks posed by radiation. Only available from 5G Free, these cutting-edge consumer products address EMF and radiation exposure. From our EMF Badges for mobile devices to our Radiation Emergency Kit...(It goes on)

Essentially if you are worried about 5G you can take these "totally not bullshit" pills and wear this pin and youre good to go

He has a personal Iphone since February 2022. He used to have a surface duo 1, which was "underpowered" so he got a surface duo 2, which had some technical issue forcing him to change to an Iphone. I'm not sure which one this is, but probably 13 pro/max, since it was the newest (and most expensive) at the time.
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It's from this stream

>Be Nicholas Rekieta
>Use an iPhone 13 Pro, which has 5G built in.
>Shill supplements to "protect you" from 5G.

Haha. It's the small things that are funny to me.

 

[Father Balldo]

5g? That won't last the night!

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Interesting new matter of public record attached.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
@MNPublicRecords is a constant source of butthurt for Crackets and kino for us.
Cokey, I'm being real for the last time. You're done. Fighting this to trial guarantees jail time. The jury is going to fight over how many aggravating factors to add on. Find a real lockdown rehab and sign yourself over for 90 days. Then you might see your kids later. Next year. Qayla has been crack-fried and battered in benzos and ketamine.

Nool, thank you for giving us a place to discover and chat about absolutely degenerate filth. This beats fiction any fucking day.

EDIT: Three minutes for four megs over a gigabit connection. Some fancy ass lawyer is very popular for all the wrong reasons.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Summary of Chrissie's stream

Way underrated post. This was a low key masterpiece.

These Simp Cast holes are an embarrassment to women. No wonder so many creeps like Nick are able to get away with shit for so long.

>steals christmas presents
>makes video about how she slept with 30 guys in 30 days
>rabidly defends pornstars/whores
>shit on now murdered dad constantly, outed him as a closeted homo on stream
>sweeps for child abusers even though she's a new mom
>makes fun of jabbies but keanwho lets slip that chrissie got her baby jabbed up in the hospital
>brittany shows up to chrissie's wedding and refuses cake, but then goes into kitchen later and takes the top of cake
>chrissie constantly seethes about brittany stealing the bride and groom bit of the cake
>snakes the wilsons to sweep for brittany venti, after she made unhinged videos about their dead kid
>does stream from hotel room, frequent cohost and dwarf lilaheart, sticks gum and boogers all over hotel room
>laughs about the staff having to clean it up
>fan of hers got knocked out at a show
>dirt eater thatstarwarsgirl spreads video of attack all over the internet
>chrissie plays the video 100x on stream mocking fan
>concussed fan joins stream upset
>they guilt him into apologizing to the dirt eater for implying she should not have shared it, and that upset her
>fan shows up to a show she coped about not having enough people show up for
>fan brings her 100 dollar bottle of champagne she asked for and baked goods for the crew
>venue staff tries to fleece fan by making him pay for other people's drinks
>chrissie's husband tells fan "there are rules if he wants to be in Chrissie's inner circle"
>fan leaves after refusing, goes to car and discovers it's been smashed up
>chrissie calls him a creep and weirdo on stream

Vile people.

If you could be persuaded to provide links for these horrorcasts, I’d be much obliged. I think our household is going to have fun finding out how worthy of hatred these people are.

 

[Oxyjen]

Nick is now peddling "Fallout Pills". Yikes.

His subconscious is screaming at him that it’s the end of his world.

Incredible scenes from court, and I thought this wasn’t a law channel

 

[John Andrews Stan]

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Unfortunately for Nick, there's video evidence of him interacting with one of his daughters during his May 7/8 stream, which was the most obviously drugged and incoherent one before the cokestream.

He has also claimed to look after the children on his long breaks during other drunk and high streams.

Even though we all know intellectually that Nick is a shameless liar who hates his kids, it’s still stunning to see him act accordingly in a court of law — and as an officer of the court, no less.

If it were possible for him to get the electric chair for this whole shameful mess, I’d write to the judge and beg for it.

 

[daffodils]

Here's a stream snipe of Rekieta's apparent Locals show (if it actually happens). Enjoy

https://rumble.com/v59a6jh-rekieta-locals-stream-with-chat-01-08-24.html

Spoiler: Whining and biblesperging in the hot tub

- Nick is streaming from the hot tub; tattoo looks pretty bad; chat set to paypigs only; sucking up to his Locals
- definitely going to do more bible streams because they seem to piss people off
- his faith and "a large chunk of his life" is based on the bible, he likes exploring it
- streaming problems
- chat tries to bring up Aaron, Nick doesn't take the bait
- whining about "being under the thumb of government"
- the worst part is to have to wait when you want to fight
- people go after people who have Nick on their show, that's why he doesn't ask anyone to defend him
- he doesn't blame people for thinking he's a dirtbag based on what they hear, he just hopes they don't
- it just gets frustrating when people who know his character believe these accusations
- kids will be back in less than two weeks
- "There's this wonderful theory that I did all these horrible things, but it's just not fucking true, I'm sorry"
- People just doubt him because they don't understand Minnesota law
- there's a "retarded theory" that he's scheduling his drug tests, but he's been "on random testing since it was ordered in the child custody case"
- all his tests are clean
- another misconception is that he's paying for the random testing, this only applies in criminal court
- stream breaks down
- immediately complied when judge ordered drug tests
- did one voluntary urinalysis test prior to being ordered, June 6th or 7th, which was entered into evidence
- his comments about the lack of divinity of Jesus were hypothetical, people take things too literally
- stream breaks down again and again, probably divine intervention
- he didn't say that Jesus did sin, he was just exploring a hypothetical
- he was "cheekily referring to Jesus as a racist" because of his treatment of a Canaanite woman
- stream breaks down
- "There was some scholar... it doesn't matter... who wrote a paper, like, "Jesus as a racist", and it was challenging the perception trhoughout different fucking millenia about race and the propriety of it... Jesus relies on 'modern day racism' to tell parables for example"
- God didn't send Jesus to be killed by humans, but he used humans killing Jesus for the purpose of defeating sin and death, "like... I think that's cool"
- Nick doesn't know if Jesus sinned and doesn't care if he did, "Why do you need me to make a definitive statement for you?"
- Jesus sinned against Jewish law, there's a shifting perception of sin, many people today would consider the biblical Jesus less than perfect
- the paradox of God's omnipotence, is he still omnipotent if he needs a sinless sacrifice?
- stream breaks down
- Nick explains that God is unknowable, or something: "Bro you don't understand how O2 molecules go into your body and make your dick hard!... like, explain air!"
- ten minutes of dormroom philosophy
- stream breaks down
- The story will be told in court, and there's a lot! There's a lot! Much more painful than you guys know! You won't believe it!
- maybe a stream tomorrow, getting back to three streams a week

 

[John Andrews Stan]

the paradox of God's omnipotence, is he still omnipotent if he needs a sinless sacrifice?

Fuck this ignorant sack of shit. He chooses to run his lying mouth when he could just shut the fuck up or talk about something he actually knows something about — like how to make a massive house so filthy and cluttered that you have to carve a path out of the trash on the floor just to walk around.

Spoiler: rage

God never “needed” shit from humans, including sacrifices. The various types of sacrifices in the Bais HaMikdash all had their own meanings and specifications. But Nick has zero interest in learning or listening when he could be listening to the melodious sound of his own voice. [Fun fact: There were even mandatory sacrifices brought by Jews to provide protection to the nations (non-Jews).]

God loves us and derives great satisfaction from partnering with us to make the world more perfect. We’re not here to wait for some heavenly reward but to manifest holiness in this plane of mundanity. If Nick loved his children, he’d understand instinctively how much it would mean to a Father to partner with his kids in such goodness. Because Nick sees his kids as a means to an end — they’re there to serve HIS needs, not the other way around — that would never make sense to him. Nick’s needs are at the front of his mind always, which is why it would never occur to him that God doesn’t have any.

God bless you, @MNPublicRecords. You are truly doing the Lord’s work.

 

[Mandatory User Name]

Other neat highlights include Nick's characteristically reveling in the chance to hear the sound of his own voice for a multi-page soliloquy even though his court-appointed attorney sitting right there was supposed to do the talking, or his second soliloquy rambling about how to best put a stop to some sort of state-connected big bad leaker bogeyman or whatever, or a laugh at Nick's herculean work ethic that used all the time from the May 24th release to the May 28th hearing to only get the home "much cleaner than what was initially found" (as opposed to objectively "clean"), or his echoing the Mayr copestream with the audacity to say to a judge with a straight face that there's "no indication other than a statute" about any child endangerment or parental drug use in parenting's vicinity ever having taken place despite all the evidence to the contrary, or his very oddly specific fixation on the children's seemingly-coached statements that "any testing of the children that would result in drug use according to the children would be because of secondary exposure from some other source" even though there was no mention of any such test results having come back yet at that time, almost as though he already had reason to expect what the upcoming test results would reveal and felt the need to get ahead of the story. Why on earth would that have been the foremost thing on his mind at such an early stage? This manchild says the darnedist things...

The reason why you always have a lawyer is so shit like this can't be used against you in front of an attentive jury in a court of law. From a lawyer it can be regarded as vigorous defence of a client, and therefore will not be regarded as evidence, from Nick's own mouth though it becomes direct evidence that the Jury can and will interpret however they will. Nick is a fucking imbecile.

 

[AltisticRight]

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@FROG where's your fucking picture book of frogs you fat sperg. Maybe you should work on that instead of whinging about Black men like a racist grandpa.

 

[Lemondale]

What will be nick's harem inside his inevitable time in prison?

 

[AltisticRight]

Interesting new matter of public record attached.

 

[Truly Rural]

He has a sponsor. Perhaps this is the "Rumble Contract"? He gets hooked up with these weird sponsors?

He's finally at Ralph's level. Did he read smelly dog poo one as well?

Looks like Rumble only thing.

Whenever Ralph was reading these ads he's only stream on Rumble (no robot or dlive ...) And if he would stream on more sites than Rumble he's end the other stream before going into shill mode on Rumble. He did this last night I think.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

What will be nick's harem inside his inevitable time in prison?

He won't have a harem, but theres a good possibility for him to make a harem unless he's traded for cigarettes.

 

[keke]

He really tried to throw his wife's true love under the bus for some petty revenge.

Mr.Dont Tread on Me's principles went out the fucking window the moment he saw a chance to get even. Wasn't he nodding along while Barnes railed about how you should never report anyone to CPS under any circumstance ever not too long ago? Child neglect/abuse is nothing compared to *gasp* illegal streaming after all.

FAGGOT

He would be overjoyed and celebrating if Aaron lost custody of his children and was criminally charged by a system Nick doesn’t believe in and thinks manufacturers convictions. Remember though, according to him he’s fighting the gubberment in his case for the liberty of all us plebs.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Looking forward to the trial, nick thinks he's depp levels of famous which is great for his narcissistic ego and makes him think this is going well.

My question is who will be the new lawpope when rackets is being raped in prison?

 

[Truly Rural]

Look at this looser RATkieta