Trainwreck Pixyteri / Sarah Guilbeaux / Ashton Winters - Glorious Nippon Cosplayer and Stomach Penis Pooner, she's peein' and poopin' the bed, mother is equally crazy

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Falcon Sebben said:
What do you expect? She has ZERO skills, no education and such an entitled attitude that nobody wants to deal with her.

I'm actually surprised she hasn't just said, "fuck it" and gone for SSI at this point claiming... whatever is the reason.
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TheCakeIsALie said:
I think she should, tbh. She’s obviously unable to hold down a job and prob shouldn’t be around the public.
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Unfortunately, she's the kind of person SSI is for. Her laziness and awful attitude don't change that she's still not capable or even functional enough to work.
 
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
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Not sure how this will pan out, but my guess is that Sarah is going to somehow piss this person off too with her selfishness.
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Looks like she already deleted the comment and has removed the "friend." JFK, Pixy is the fucking worst. "Waaaahhhh! Someone said something mean that I absolutely needed to hear, but they're harming me and everyone needs to be nice, and love, and care about my plight!"
 
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invisibult plus+ said:
Unfortunately, she's the kind of person SSI is for. Her laziness and awful attitude don't change that she's still not capable or even functional enough to work.
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And there you go. Swallow your damn pride, go on SSI and get yourself a section 8 apartment. Sure it's going to be small and cramped and possibly not the nicest place but Pixy will be free to do what she wants without her parents breathing down her neck. Also the rape ghost probably won't follow her so win all around.

But we know she won't. That would be like admitting she's damaged and she can't have that.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
And there you go. Swallow your damn pride, go on SSI and get yourself a section 8 apartment. Sure it's going to be small and cramped and possibly not the nicest place but Pixy will be free to do what she wants without her parents breathing down her neck. Also the rape ghost probably won't follow her so win all around.

But we know she won't. That would be like admitting she's damaged and she can't have that.
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When people tried to help her with that before it didn't work out because it required effort on her part and effort is so hard and harms her.

Shouldn't have blown the toilet cleaning job. Shouldn't have blown the Lowe's job with her pronoun tard rages. It's all her own fault. But wait! Here we go wasting money we don't have yet again!

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She will cosplay and look terrible and cry about it. Why even go?
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
And there you go. Swallow your damn pride, go on SSI and get yourself a section 8 apartment. Sure it's going to be small and cramped and possibly not the nicest place but Pixy will be free to do what she wants without her parents breathing down her neck. Also the rape ghost probably won't follow her so win all around.

But we know she won't. That would be like admitting she's damaged and she can't have that.
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Shitting the bed, constantly itching, manly table humping, and a constant fear of death? All perfectly acceptable and normal public social media topics.

Inheriting a widely known mental illness? Absolutely not they might think she's a freak.

Love me some batshit logic.
 
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Falcon Sebben said:
And there you go. Swallow your damn pride, go on SSI and get yourself a section 8 apartment. Sure it's going to be small and cramped and possibly not the nicest place but Pixy will be free to do what she wants without her parents breathing down her neck. Also the rape ghost probably won't follow her so win all around.

But we know she won't. That would be like admitting she's damaged and she can't have that.
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Imagine being her neighbor, though. You’d probably just hear her crying “I’m going to die, I’m going to die. Don’t turn me into a hamburger”.
 
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Breadbear said:
She could have tried changing her diet first, but I guess she lied to the doctors about all those hormone burgers.
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I'm just picturing her having to go through the cleansing process the day before her appointment. Makes you wonder if she's going to use the yard, her bed, a bucket, or actually use the toilet like a normal person. Cause once that shit kicks in, it's not stopping until you are thoroughly empty.
 
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
I'm just picturing her having to go through the cleansing process the day before her appointment. Makes you wonder if she's going to use the yard, her bed, a bucket, or actually use the toilet like a normal person. Cause once that shit kicks in, it's not stopping until you are thoroughly empty.
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You're assuming that she's going to go through the cleaning process at all. She seems like the type of dumb ass that would eat before a surgery because she's hungry.
 
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Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th said:
I'm just picturing her having to go through the cleansing process the day before her appointment. Makes you wonder if she's going to use the yard, her bed, a bucket, or actually use the toilet like a normal person. Cause once that shit kicks in, it's not stopping until you are thoroughly empty.
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An image of Pixy sitting on the toilet crying "I'm dead! Why am I dying! Help!" as the deluge commences just went through my mind. 🤮

They give you a checklist. She can't follow that. She's too stupid. "Why can't I have Taco Bell? I'm HUMAN!"

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You're assuming that she's going to go through the cleaning process at all. She seems like the type of dumb ass that would eat before a surgery because she's hungry.
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And you know she'll eat something red. They tell you not to consume anything with red dyes in it because it can mimic blood and screw up the results.
 
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New purple prose. It's called "Goodbye".

https://archiveofourown.org/works/57838693

Life is merely a fleeting river, the water draining
Through our fingers like grains of sand.
Minuscule like ants on the floor, only lasting a few short
Years in the grand scheme of billions of years the planet
Has been adrift in the soft Milky Way. Dinosaurs thump
About in times long ago, yet humans can only see their
Sturdy remains towering in museums and wonder.

Goodbye escapes my lips once more, preparing
For the inevitable. It will happen, and soon: a short, saddened
Existence of sorrow and tears. Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye.
Laying on the bed. Prone and lonely. Unloved and bruised.
Why shouldn’t goodbye be what mumbles from the mouth?
Darkness beckons and calls me, like a familiar villain.
Will tonight be my last? My blood turns cold with realization.

Pulling, aching limbs and forced motion, desperate for
An escape. Any escape from this harsh reality of pain.
Desperation causes tears to blind me again; warm floods
Of tears fall from my face. Numb, blacked out, brainwashed.
Alive yet dead. The dinosaur paces and roars, heady for prey.
Why do people say I’m a liar? Why do they manipulate me?
Life has to be worth living. Not feeling like an animated corpse.

Stomach retching, twisted, obstructed and harmed and full.
Vomiting in fear and horrified terror, yet no one cares.
Lied to constantly, forced to be someone I don’t want to be.
Blinded again by tears, flowing hot tears falling on my cheeks.
Never hugged. Never held. Going slowly mad in loneliness.
Bruises blossoming on my arms and legs. Where from?
Sometimes what happens is a mystery that I can’t solve.

I’ll likely pass tonight; rotted with maggots and pale and ashen.
A never ending sleep, a slumber without pain and yells.
Nightmares never end and they continue to roar relentlessly.
Stomach churning in sorrow and discomfort, bubbles within.
All I ask is for respect, love. Friendship. A reason for living.
Life shouldn’t be scary or sad every single day.
How can I escape this guilded cage of desperation?

If only she could see how her terrible attitude pushes others away and makes her miserable. I truly hope that nothing goes wrong with her GI procedures. Because if she found out that she really had a serious condition she wouldn't be crying "I'm dying! Goodbye!" for attention anymore. She'd finally see that being seriously ill is no fun.

I don't think there's anything wrong. She probably cried about tummy aches so much that they figured an endoscopy and colonoscopy would shut her up once and for all. But in the unlikely event that they find something, her rude awakening won't be pretty. She mentions her tummy woes in the poem. Obstructed and harmed. I think what's really harming her stomach is fast food and too much caffeine. And like most people too dumb to nutrition, she either lies about her diet or acts like having burgers, tacos and Starbucks every day for years couldn't possibly be the problem.

I guarantee that GI doctor has told her that certain foods may be the culprit and she might feel better by cutting them out. But GI doctors are also used to patients continuing to irritate their system with processed slop and insist that there's gotta be something else wrong. Pixy's just the type of person who goes straight to McD's after being told that she's eating too many Bic Macs.
 
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Well kids, looks like she's cosplaying at the Collectors Event tomorrow. I've been planning on going down there to sell a fuckload of cards that have been gathering dust on the shelf.

What are betting on? The nasty wig that probably has lice and then whining about it on FB later or is she going to try twisting her hair to "spike" it? The two sizes to small body suit or the size too small Sora cosplay that looks straight out of party City?

Next bet is on how much she claimes she was disrespected or using her free speech to educate people. My money is on rapid fire sperg posting because nobody is paying any attention to her and her shitty cosplay.
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Well kids, looks like she's cosplaying at the Collectors Event tomorrow. I've been planning on going down there to sell a fuckload of cards that have been gathering dust on the shelf.

What are betting on? The nasty wig that probably has lice and then whining about it on FB later or is she going to try twisting her hair to "spike" it? The two sizes to small body suit or the size too small Sora cosplay that looks straight out of party City?

Next bet is on how much she claimes she was disrespected or using her free speech to educate people. My money is on rapid fire sperg posting because nobody is paying any attention to her and her shitty cosplay.
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If you go, just observe. Dont pozload my negholep, and be sure to report back.
 
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