Ava Chris Tyson / Christopher Stephen Tyson / “Christine Tyson” / “Chris The Meme God” - MrBeast’s litigious troon sidekick & divorcé. Lolicon-loving narcissistic queer

WOW, The BeastCrew hired a real dream team of "winners" here. There's more:


Let's not forget the distinguished heroes and soldiers of honour that grace this fine firm of fineness:

huh, how interesting.

1MDB & FTX* appear on the "Representations" list, too.

*(The "new" FTX!!! they are quick to point out)

What are the odds that my previous complaint, about some sort of Instagram™ publication ban...?

Also includes likenesses of people allegedly involved in 1MDB & FTX?
  • Sam Bankman-Fried [FTX, now in gaol]
  • Owen Wilson + Najib Razak [1MDB]
  • Leonardo DiCaprio & Jho Low [1MDB]
Just a coincidence, I'm sure.

Mr. Beast LLC sure is shelling out for the 'crème-de-la-crème'... almost like... it's too big to fail?
 
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The Comments below are even more immersive. Looks like Asperger, Quinn, and Emanuel adore crunching people to the bone, and these Tubbies-I mean, Reddit users are saying it's "the standard hours" for Big LAWtm.
Managed to find this 2023 forum discussion about why many lawyers hate Quinn & Emanuel. If this is the law firm that Jimmy hired, than fuck he's retarded. He basically hired the Burger King of expensive international Law Firms.
EDIT: Some of the thread's posts are locked behind registration for some reason. I also made the mistake of saying it's a 2009 post, no it's from 2023 which is just a year ago.
 
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I'm telling you, every time this dude opens his mouth he sounds less and less reliable. 99% of what he says requires me to place a massive amount of trust in things I can't verify.

Beast Games injuries? That'll come out, eventually.
Chomo shit? I can see that with my eyes, right there.
Dogpack? Nope, sorry. Raising a bunch of points any commentary channel could have and then riding on some, "trust me bro," prestige doesn't do it for me.


This was your response to DogPack removing a single tweet because he self admittedly did not have deifinitive proof
Reminder that Dogpack404 is not a reliable source and hasn't proven his credentials in any concrete way. Dude is riding the Toxic Gossip Train as hard as he can, likely to pivot a career out of it.

I posted a tweet from someone most likely to run gay-ops for Chris/Beast admit that at the very least DogPack worked there for about a month
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So his credentials are proven here. He did work there for a month as stated by people on the "other" side of things.

And your response was to nit pick an unconfirmed time range
Then they aren't proven because he claimed to work there for 3 months. He doesn't get a technicality on this.

Starting to get suspicious of you. Why are you so intent on invalidating everything DogPack says?
There is a difference between skepticism "It could be true but nothing concrete has come out yet" and blind distrust "I'm telling you, every time this dude opens his mouth he sounds less and less reliable. 99% of what he says requires me to place a massive amount of trust in things I can't verify."

I made a similar statement last time you piped up about it and I´ll make the question again.

What exactly is your reasoning for not believeing things that DogPack posts?
And what exactly is your reasoning for believing things posted in defense of Beast/Chris?

It certainly isn´t receipts because you are willing to say with your whole chest that Dog is lying based on an unverified claim by Chucky, an interested party.
Can´t be consistency given the backpedalling we´ve all witness from there not being a NSFW channel to where we are now.

I´ll fully admit the way DogPack carries himself is fucking weird. But instead of saying "99% of what he says requires me to place a massive amount of trust in things I can't verify". Say what the fuck those things are and post proof of the contrary. Until then you´re a cringe fag making baseless claims.
 
What a fucking year 2024 has been on this site! Rekieta blowing up, Boogie fully exposed for the liar that he is, and now this! Eating good in the neighborhood!
I think Trump might win not because there won't be cheating (there will) but because I can't think of any further way for this year's humiliation factor to scale upwards beyond Mr.Beast
 
WOW, The BeastCrew hired a real dream team of "winners" here. There's more:


Let's not forget the distinguished heroes and soldiers of honour that grace this fine firm of fineness:
Not gonna lie, seeing a probably quite insane sloptuber try his hardest to become the literal antichrist while failing at it every step of the way has been the funniest arc of 2024 for me.

"3RD TEMPLE: I DECLARED MYSELF GOD, WHOEVER DOESN'T WORSHIP ME DIES! 7 BILLION PEOPLE!"
 
Mr. Beast LLC sure is shelling out for the crème-de-la-crème... almost like... it's too big to fail?
Nothing is "too big to fail", look at the demise of both Westinghouse and General Electric as textbook examples of seemingly "invincible" 'Murican institutions just ceasing to exist before the midpoint of the 21st century. The bigger you are, the harder and faster the fall becomes. A tale as old as time itself.
Hope Mr Beast gets legit cancelled too. Fucking weird ass skinwalker alien looking dude.
Oh, James Donaldson(Mr Beast's powerword/real name) is thoroughly cooked and done for, but like most lolcows, he'll make a return. Sooner than later.
What a fucking year 2024 has been on this site! Rekieta blowing up, Boogie fully exposed for the liar that he is, and now this! Eating good in the neighborhood!
I DID say a few years back that this decade was going to be a time filled with lolcows and other forms of Internet Retard. The fact that it's only limited to Donaldson, Beahm IV and other faggots online is more of a miraculous fortune than a blighted curse.
Managed to find this 2009 forum discussion about why many lawyers hate Quinn & Emanuel. If this is the law firm that Jimmy hired, than fuck he's retarded. He basically hired the Burger King of expensive international Law Firms.
Expecting some loser of a YouTube user to lawyer up properly is about as wishful as bathing in the Fountain of Youth and expecting to not bald before you turn 45. This summer is filled to the brim with everyone exploding at once more times than Russia, Ukraine and Israel can point a hypersonic missile at.
 
I hope this faggot loses custody of his kid, the poor infant one he was dressing up in girls clothes... Hope Mr Beast gets legit cancelled too. Fucking weird ass skinwalker alien looking dude.

I love out of nowhere Rosana Paisano the cupcake Youtuber for kids is on full offense with him. Maybe she had a kid who watched him or something? I'm loving it. She was reporting recently that Mr Beast didn't want to hire union workers (but still wanted the quality) to avoid healthcare and save money, despite Amazon giving him 100 MILLION to make his gameshow. Lot of history of him cutting corners and screwing people over. Doesn't square up with the helpful, caring, giving persona he puts online. Its all a grift. The money he makes is orders of magnitude more than the pittance he gives out. Just pathetic even given 100 MILLION he can't hire union or pay peoples healthcare. That's the real Mr Beast.

What a fucking year 2024 has been on this site! Rekieta blowing up, Boogie fully exposed for the liar that he is, and now this! Eating good in the neighborhood!
If I remember correctly, Rosana participated in one of Mr Beast videos (the hide and seek one) and she and another individual were erased from there actual position to make Logan Paul place in the top 3. Rosana ended up taking to Twitter to air out the dirty laundry and it was a thing for a couple days but then she backtracked and apologized and deleted a bunch of tweets.

She probably smelled blood in the water now that Mr Beast is getting a lot of criticism.
 
They always think that they are in the right. Didn't the recent Sarah "Suitcase Bitch" Boone case teach anyone here that?
The videos allegedly showed Boone laughing as Torres pled for help inside the suitcase, stating like "That's what you do when you choke me" and "That's what I feel like when you strangle me".[4] Boone stated that she did not remember recording the videos.[3][5][6]
I don't even know what kind of mental defects these two had, but it seems they were perfect for each other.
 
I'm telling you, every time this dude opens his mouth he sounds less and less reliable. 99% of what he says requires me to place a massive amount of trust in things I can't verify.

Beast Games injuries? That'll come out, eventually.
Chomo shit? I can see that with my eyes, right there.
Dogpack? Nope, sorry. Raising a bunch of points any commentary channel could have and then riding on some, "trust me bro," prestige doesn't do it for me.
We get it dude, you love riding MrBeast's cock. How much is he paying you to disrupt this thread?
 
It's so bad. That's all parents do nowadays and it's sickening. The worst thing we ever did was make the Idiot Box portable.
Okay this bit offtopic . But i saw last week while we were traveling a kid barely one year old strapped in the stroller with some phone videos blaring , there is a fucking attachents for phones\tablets to attach the tablet on the stroller . THERE IS NOW ATTACHMENT TO STRAP YOUR KID WITH TABLETS/PHONES FOR STROLLERS, the minute they move they strap them with phones and tablets !!! We lugged with us 5/6 books and a small bag of toys and our kid was fine . WTF WHY?
 
Managed to find this 2023 forum discussion about why many lawyers hate Quinn & Emanuel. If this is the law firm that Jimmy hired, than fuck he's retarded. He basically hired the Burger King of expensive international Law Firms.
EDIT: Some of the thread's posts are locked behind registration for some reason. I also made the mistake of saying it's a 2009 post, no it's from 2023 which is just a year ago.

Imagine being the cuck actually hired to defend Chris Tyson from pedo accusations.
 
Before Chris faggot pedo story I didn't even know there is such thing as "Mr. Beast".
I envy you.
Okay this bit offtopic . But i saw last week while we were traveling a kid barely one year old strapped in the stroller with some phone videos blaring , there is a fucking attachents for phones\tablets to attach the tablet on the stroller . THERE IS NOW ATTACHMENT TO STRAP YOUR KID WITH TABLETS/PHONES FOR STROLLERS, the minute they move they strap them with phones and tablets !!! We lugged with us 5/6 books and a small bag of toys and our kid was fine . WTF WHY?
There's a pretty persistent misconception among current-year parents that anesthesitizing their toddlers with phones will make them "good with computers", and if they're not hopelessly addicted to digital drugs they'll "fall behind". Parents think their toddlers are "so smart" if the toddler can turn on an iPad. They invoke thought-terminating clichés like "There's so much technology these days". They never stop to think about how easy this technology is to actually use, or who makes it, or why.
 
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