Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 18.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 92 26.4%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 54 15.5%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 135 38.8%

  • Total voters
    348
Rumble is a joke. Last night when looking at these Rumble exclusive brands they are promoting, including the so-called 5G pills, I can't bring myself to believe the people at Rumble actually believe in this crap, but pedal this bullshit anyway because I think they know the kind of viewers that love their platform are the absolute lunatics who believe in these gag gift things unironically, the kind of people you just want to shut the fuck up.
It reminds me of Old Glory Robot Insurance. Except that was a joke. This isn't.


Is gold still a thing? Remember gold? We're all supposed to invest in in gold because the U.S. government is gonna collapse tomorrow and the dollar will be worthless. You need that gold in the post apocalyptic wasteland, vault dweller! I used to laugh at that, but the shit that I'm seeing shilled to the loonies now is way more ridiculous. Good Lord!

Anyways, Nick should stream more. Every time he debases himself further for a pittance, we get an "Interesting new matter of public record."

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Didn't he once brag about refusing to advertise a product unless he tested it himself and thought it was good? He may as well be shilling gas station dick pills now.

He did. But when you are hard up for cash and cooked out, principles (assuming he had them in the first place) are hard things to hold on to.

Poor Nick, literally can’t afford to have principles anymore (although I wouldn’t assume he ever had anything more than the appearance of having them)
 
- Nick is definitely doing more Bible streams because people reacted 'exactly' like he predicted and it made them angry. He also thinks that becuase his life is based around the book, he should read it more. People are saying that he is speaking authoritatively on it when he is just 'reading and exploring' the book and ideas.

“I’m not saying I am Jesus, that would be for other people to decide for themselves.”
:really: ✝️
 
Is there a reason for the picture of the iPhone 13 being shown? That isn't the model in his hand. The camera module is different, it isn't one of the colors of iPhone 13 shown, and the apple logo on the back of the phone in his hand matches the color of the shell, the iPhone 13 depicted in the inset picture shows a chrome apple logo in contrast to the shell color. Whatever model is in his hand does not match the inset iPhone 13 models depicts at all.
I don't know which model then but it's definitely a 5G model, that's the point.
 
I really hope Nick is as desperate for money as he’s been acting.

5G Free stands for health and environmental safety, boldly addressing the potential risks posed by radiation fact that our target audience is the most gullible and uneducated section of society, who do not understand the difference between ionising and electromagnetic radiation never mind any aspect of health physics or science in general.

How could you promote something like this and hope to retain any sort of credibility? Oh, never mind.
 
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At risk of giving Nick the pearl clutching that he wants:
Nick doesn't know if Jesus sinned and doesn't care if he did
Jesus being the perfect sacrifice for our sins hinges on whether or not he lived a sinless life. It's one thing to "not know", but a Christian should certainly CARE about this question if they have doubts.
Jesus sinned against Jewish law, there's a shifting perception of sin, many people today would consider the biblical Jesus less than perfect
There is so much wrong with this single idea that I'm almost at a loss for words. If you need more evidence that the only morals Nick recognizes are whether or not something is detrimental to him personally, here you go.
 
First he's smoking crack and now he's doing lame $100 Rumble ad reads? He's finally achieved his final form...

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Nicky Mays here! Today, I'm going to explain why freebasing OxyCrack cocaine is right for you! The great thing about OxyCrack is it won't turn up in any court mandated piss tests! With OxyCrack, you can handle the stress of those nasty online attacks and get your five kids back! If you order in the next 15 minutes, we'll even throw in a free consultation with Robert Barnes to help you get any pesky hair follicle tests thrown out before trial! Order now!
 
The LotY talk is so embarrassing. Everyone knows that competition is rigged, the body cam footage is dropping on Christmas night to steal the election.
God willing! 🙏

Honestly, the only person that is a threat to taking his title right now is BMJ. Because he also got arrested this year. But I guess the year is still young.
 
But how can he manage 3 shows if the kids are coming back in 2 weeks? Won't he be super busy again?

Well, school is out, and he was juuuuuust about to have more free time due to the end of school activities, then the nasty, mean, no-good Fun Police had to raid his home. They are probably intelligent, Scandinavian Prudes...

All this somehow true despite him being too busy to stream the last 2 summers...

"Now listen here. Daddy needs you to say that your little sister slipped and fell into the white powder. What ever you say don't you dare say I gave her the powder. Otherwise the state will take you away and you will never see each other again"

It is horrifying to contemplate that he might have done this. I feel bad for the kinder if they ever experienced this...

I would guess his behavior in court is at least part of the reason neither of those attorneys are representing them anymore. I also remember Nick complaining in a subsequent document about those attorneys convincing him to do a drug test (results unreleased) around that time. You can see even this early that he legal ideas about his case that were going to require a barneswalker.

Their first representational was court-appointed. That is why they dropped them after hiring their own.

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To the asshole that jumped into Nick's arraignment Zoom call and pissed all over the place, FUCK YOU.

That video of Nick having to pretend to be a lawyer again was the creamiest milk we could have asked for and now we have to settle for reading Nick pretending to be a lawyer instead of watching it because you just HAD to tip the cow.

I will never understand why people need to mess with cows... They are more than hilarious enough when left alone. The ones who cross the line should be shot.

I don’t think CPS cases are allowed to be broadcasted because they involve minors and this was a CPS case. His criminal case will likely be broadcasted as well as his civil case where Monty will rape him (with protection in order to not contract Nick’s AIDS).

I think the concern is that Nick will spin this tale of woe into getting things sealed and closed in both cases.

I do remember that motion and I’m guessing he anticipates a response within two weeks. Good point. Thanks.

I think he is hoping his omnibus hearing will go his way, hen he can leverage that into more custody of his children that he can parade like trophy.

That's all the children are to him--trophies that signify points he has won over his detractors. He just wants them back because he hates that someone took them without asking. They are the same as his Transformer toy from pre-school.

“I’m not saying I am Jesus, that would be for other people to decide for themselves.”
:really: ✝️

I unironically enjoy his heresy streams. Nick thinks we are angry, but I am wildly entertained. PPP is making hay and Super Chats off it.

I used to be solely stuck with dumb 'Prots are heretics' and 'Bring back the Inquisition' jokes, but now I am seeing ancient heresies revived in the modern day that I can laugh at.

And he does it all for free!

Nick is a failure at owning his haters over religion. Just like his failed attempts to shame farmers by a stupid ghey op, it all backfires in his face.

The LotY talk is so embarrassing. Everyone knows that competition is rigged, the body cam footage is dropping on Christmas night to steal the election.

If he gets convicted of something, he has it clinched.

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Jesus being the perfect sacrifice for our sins hinges on whether or not he lived a sinless life. It's one thing to "not know", but a Christian should certainly CARE about this question if they have doubts.

But... like... I think God could have figured something out, man. Isn't he like... all-knowing and all-powerful?

-- Nick basically.


He also conflated 'omniscience' with 'omnipotence'.

He seems to want to be able to speak as a layman on theological topics, but not be held to a rigid standard of exactitude that the seriousness of the topic demands.

You would think a lawyer would appreciate the need for clarity in matters of grave import, but then you realise he was never a real lawyer, and it makes sense that he has been irreverantly talking out his arse the whole time.
 
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Oh Nicky, that next stream appearance is going to be a doozy. Seems Ricky the Rail King has spent more time at the tattoo convention than visiting his children. On page six of those very informative documents courtesy of our own @MNPublicRecords, codename Deep Kiwi, Cracket's lawyer talks about how Cokey and Qayla have not had access to at least the older children. How many times did Nick talk about how "supervised visitation sucks"? Quite the paradox there. Cocaine induced psychosis? Lying junkie fuck? Let's find out!
 
5G Free stands for health and environmental safety, boldly addressing the potential risks posed by radiation fact that our target audience is the most gullible and uneducated section of society, who do not understand the difference between ionising and electromagnetic radiation never mind any aspect of health physics or science in general.

How could you promote something like this and hope to retain any sort of credibility? Oh, never mind.
After spending many hours and many days ranting to people not to take the vax, he shills random unknown pills to protect you from the 5G that is built into not only his own cell phone (iPhone 13 Pro), but likely the viewer's cell phones too.

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Is gold still a thing? Remember gold? We're all supposed to invest in in gold because the U.S. government is gonna collapse tomorrow and the dollar will be worthless. You need that gold in the post apocalyptic wasteland, vault dweller! I used to laugh at that, but the shit that I'm seeing shilled to the loonies now is way more ridiculous. Good Lord!
Gold has actually hit record highs at $2,500/oz. The fucked up thing with what Nick was shilling is you paid the company and they held onto the gold/silver. They were getting old people to do reverse mortgages and then not even giving them the stuff. It was sold as keeping your stuff 'safe' but i bet it got a lot of people.
 
The potential legal arguments that Nick has been hinting at are bad, but I just wanted to highlight how bad they are. They are so bad that even a layman could rip these things to shreds, never mind a public prosecutor that must see this nonsense every day of the week.

The first is the felony drug possession charges, Nick hinted while on Chrissie Meyer's podcast that the state had to prove knowledge and intent to possess the drugs. This is not true - while they do have to prove knowledge they do not have to prove intent. So really his argument is that the state have to prove he had knowledge that there were drugs present within the master bedroom in which he and Kayla (and April) resided.

Is it possible that Nick, Kayla and April never knew they had coke in the safe? Yes, but the reality is that the context would make it unreasonable to conclude they were not aware of its presence. Given the presence of drug paraphernalia, evidence they were actively using the drugs, drug residue throughout the bedroom indicating active use and presumably no evidence anyone else had been using the room, it is delusional to think any judge or jury would not conclude they were aware of the presence of drugs.

Now it is worth saying that they could present evidence to support their claim, for instance if they could prove someone else had access to that safe, and prove they had placed the item in there without their knowledge and perhaps show a lack of supporting evidence (i.e a lack of fingerprints on the packaging) their might be a way to cast doubt on them knowing it was there. This is really grasping at straws though, it still wouldn't explain the drug residue throughout the house. He seemed to hint that it was the cops or even Aaron that left the drugs there, or at least opened up the possibility to it - but given body cameras, and the fact Aaron wasn't there for 6 weeks prior to the arrest, this is a fucking stupid thing to even hint at.

Ultimately, far from having their work cut out proving Nick knew he had drugs in his room, the police have a slam dunk.

The Child Endangerment crime also seems somewhat cut and dry.

One thing I noted is that he said to Chrissie Meyer that they will always remove kids form a home when they are found near drugs, because this falls under the definition of Child Endangerment. This is true, but I want to caveat that I believe this could actually be Nick trying to cover his ass. The statute states the following:

"knowingly causing or permitting the child to be present where any person is... possessing a controlled substance, as defined in section 152.01, subdivision 4, in violation of section 152.021, 152.022, 152.023, 152.024, or 152.0262; is guilty of child endangerment"

This allows Nick to explain why his kids were removed, without having to admit any of the other parts of this statute were the cause of child endangerment - rather than the deprivation of basic things like food. The question I have is what is meant by the child being present - does it mean within the same room, the same household, nearby? It is unclear, I presume this would be more of a caselaw issue.

Obviously trying to get the positive drug test thrown out is the biggie for this one, although that does not get them in the clear either, but everything Nick has said regarding that is nonsense.

First, his claim that there were no medical records of the child going to the hospital for ingesting cocaine is laughable - she would only go to the hospital if you took her Nick.

Then this environmental claim - it is not entirely wrong that there may be ways that did not involve the child ingesting cocaine in the usual way, that lead to it getting in their hair follicles. However, there are problems with this - why does the shared environment not have a shared effect on all the kids? What was Nick doing to create an environment where a child could inadvertently ingest so much cocaine? Whichever way you skin this cat, the results are the same - the Rekietas created an unsafe environment and allowed their child to be present in it.

There is also a second scenario here, which for Nick's sake I hope is what is actually going on - Nick is preparing the groundwork for a plea deal. I am a law abiding citizen, so I have no idea how all this works - but presumably for a good plea you need to have some leverage, and therefore posturing that you are going to take the issue to court would be in your favour up to a certain point?

What makes me doubt this is that Nick is acting like a belligerent know it all, and that it would not make sense to air all of this in public if this was your strategy - why give away the lines of argument you are exploring ahead of any potential trial. If I was the prosecution I would be noting down all of what he is hinting at and preparing to hang this nigga out to dry.
 
Gold has actually hit record highs at $2,500/oz. The fucked up thing with what Nick was shilling is you paid the company and they held onto the gold/silver. They were getting old people to do reverse mortgages and then not even giving them the stuff. It was sold as keeping your stuff 'safe' but i bet it got a lot of people.
Heh. The back end is a bit more complex than that. It's actually a finely tuned money extraction machine when properly executed, but you need a bonded broker and storage facilty to pull of the full metals scam.
 
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The Stardust Group is owned by Foster Coulson who also owns "the wellness company".
That explains Friday Night Tights's ad reads. They definitely do have a Rumble contract and they've been doing wellness company ads at the start of their show. Some kind of anti-COVID kit thing.

- He's not sure that Christ was supposed to die. God used his death, but it was not always His plan to do it. He thinks that God was just trying to find 'a' way to forgive people. He has the issue that people killed God's son, then he got 'mad at them for it' and after that, decided to forgive people. He tries to re-frame what

Damnit, back to Sunday School.

The death of Jesus was planned from the very beginning. Genesis 3:15 states that the offspring of Eve will crush the head of the serpent and the serpent will strike his heel in return. To truly pay for the sin that had been done, a person who lived a sinless life had to be sacrificed. This was shown throughout Israel's history, as they had to sacrifice lambs to atone for their sins. The lamb was a symbol of purity and innocence, and was a stand-in for the purity required to atone for sin. If Jesus did not live a sinless life, his death and resurrection would've had no meaning. David is often cited as a "new Adam" in that he was a man who lived a life after God's own heart, but he too ultimately fell short. The divine nature of Jesus was required for him to be a proper sacrifice to pay for all the sins of mankind.

As was written by the prophet Isaiah (Isaiah 53:5) "But He was pierced for our transgressions, He was crushed for our iniquities, the punishment that brought us peace was upon Him and by His stripes we are healed." Which not only predicts the exact methods of Jesus's scourging and death by crucifixion, is also explains that Jesus died on behalf of our sins.

- He doesn't think he claimed Jesus sinned. He was being cheeky about Jesus being a 'racist'. He was referencing a scholarly paper he cannot recall that explored Jesus using modern 'racism' in his parables (e.g. The Good Samaritan) to make his point and how do our modern viewpoints change out interpretation of what he was trying to say.
If this is what I think he's referring to, it's from a paper written about 3 years ago, from a "progressive" Christian POV. It argued that Jesus was cured of being racist after meeting a Canaanite woman in Matthew 15.

This story goes that Jesus was approached by a Caananite woman, who would've been considered an outsider at best by the Jews. She begs Jesus to heal her daughter, and Jesus responds by saying that "It is not right to take the children's bread and toss it to the dogs." Ordinarily there is no greater insult Biblically than to call somebody a dog, but the specific word in Greek is not κύων (kyon) which would've been referring to a gentile. He instead calls her a κυνάριον (kynarion) which refers to a small pet. Jesus wasn't being racist, he was actually seeing how deep her faith was. When she tells him that even her deserves something, he immediately tells her her daughter is healed.

He frequently tested faith and rewarding based on the response. A notable example is the Faith of the Centurion. Matthew and Luke both report on this story (Matthew 8:5-13 and Luke 7:1-10). A centurion, who would've been a foreigner, and a foreign occupier at that, comes to Jesus to request that he heal his sick servant. Jesus says "I'll come heal him" but the Centurion tells Jesus not to bother coming. He says that as a man with many under his command, he knows that all Jesus need do is say the word and it will be done. Jesus is so impressed that he declares that the man has more faith than even any in Israel. The servant was healed in that moment.

An inverse example would be the wealthy prince from Mark 10:17-31. He approaches Jesus and asks him what he must do to have eternal life. Jesus tells him he must follow the ten commandments, and the man proudly proclaims he has done all of them all his life. But then Jesus hits him with a harder challenge, he says there's one thing he's lacked - he must sell all he has, give his money to the poor, and come follow him. The man goes away sad, "for he had many possessions." His faith was nothing but external appearances - much like the pharisees of the day who were primarily concerned with appearing righteous.

Again, Nick's theology is bizarre and seems more based off of justifying what he wants to do anyway rather than trying to adhere to what God has laid out in His word.
 
I unironically enjoy his heresy streams. Nick thinks we are angry, but I am wildly entertained. PPP is making hay and Super Chats off it.
Not as much as you might think, actually. PPP has said he can only do a little bit of that at a time to avoid having a rage induced heart attack.

Frankly I'd like to see him do like a three hour stream eviscerating Nick's views on the Bible, but maybe he would actually have a heart attack from that. Nick's views are something else.

Gold has actually hit record highs at $2,500/oz. The fucked up thing with what Nick was shilling is you paid the company and they held onto the gold/silver. They were getting old people to do reverse mortgages and then not even giving them the stuff. It was sold as keeping your stuff 'safe' but i bet it got a lot of people.
Precious metals is fine as an investment. So are barrels of crude oil, and other hard commodies. What I found ridiculous is the pitch for making that investment. "ZOMG! Government fiat currency will be worthless soon! Gold will be like Nuka Cola caps!" As if there wouldn't be a barter system involving crap people can actually use or eat. After "the fall," gold won't be nearly as valuable as people think.

It wasn't just the thing Nick shilled either. I noticed that pitch was a big thing in conservative and libertarian talk radio too at the time. You couldn't avoid hearing it.

Now that seems positively quaint compared to crap like this 5G shit.
 
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Ordinarily there is no greater insult Biblically than to call somebody a dog, but the specific word in Greek is not κύων (kyon) which would've been referring to a gentile. He instead calls her a κυνάριον (kynarion) which refers to a small pet. Jesus wasn't being racist, he was actually seeing how deep her faith was. When she tells him that even her deserves something, he immediately tells her her daughter is healed.

But Nick Rekieta told me that English-only Christians were retarded.

How much do you want to bet that his transliteration of the English 'dog' to 'bitch' went no deeper...? He is just LARPing as an expert, spouting off unfounded opinions.

As a rule, I don't have a problem with laymen trying to interpret the texts, but they should check their exegesis with some better sources and have a much more reverent attitude in doing so. I don't even hold Prots in disdain if they come to their conclusions honestly and respectfully.
 
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