Dax Herrera / Dick Masterson / Daxipad / Juju The Cow / Wolfie / The Dick Show (TDS), The Biggest Problem in the Universe (TBPITU) / New Project 2 - Balding least funny contrarian paedophile defender in the universe, "women are fat" jokes virtuoso, e-daddy of Sektards, chaser and cross-species roleplay sodomy enthusiast. Roleplays as a cow named Juju while he gets fucked in the anus by women. Fat.

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I think WATP works best when the podcast is deeply insane, the MAPS IRL (if you can stomach it), zooier than thou(ditto), the HAES podcasts, there's some deeply insane shit ripe for mocking and exposing without too much moralizing because it's so batshit it doesn't need to be decried so much. the incel one had great potential but the co-host was too busy being insecure to make good jokes.
 
WATP was always bad. The faggot desperately wanted to be Anthony Cumia.
It was fine when the audience was small and Karl wasn't trying to impress daddy Dax. The concept is really fun for short form listening, like there are a million awful podcasts. It's fun seeing what kind of tripe is out there. Plus Karl had good chemistry with the guys he knows in person like Trucker Andy.

But Karl got his current audience by running his lolcows into the ground, so segments dedicated to weird random people are reduced to get some 'hilarious' dabbleverse content. Sucks.
 
I won’t listen to WATP mostly because when I used to listen to The Dick Show I would get the urge to suck dick for cock. I’d imagine it would be the same but then again it’s Eric Julys fault for some reason.
 
Karl has lifted most of his show from Maddax at this point. Voicemails, point systems, and news girls were all added after Karl met him. Constantly shitting on John is also likely a case of this. Iirc he practically begged Stut Joe to take him to court so he could have a lol-suit of his own.
He's also doing Melton's ai voices now. Man has zero originality in his bones.
I think WATP works best when the podcast is deeply insane, the MAPS IRL (if you can stomach it), zooier than thou(ditto), the HAES podcasts, there's some deeply insane shit ripe for mocking and exposing without too much moralizing because it's so batshit it doesn't need to be decried so much. the incel one had great potential but the co-host was too busy being insecure to make good jokes.
WATP isn't funny or clever, they look funny by proxy only because they're talking about bat shit insane people. It's like a lot of people call Nostalgia Critic's The Room review his best, not understanding that The Room is funny even without a commentary, it's such a low-hanging fruit any hack can make it funny. When WATP talk about someone less funny, Steel Toe for instance, it's the usual LA fake laughter look how much fun we're having podcast. Now it's unlistenable because he tries to force another Stuttering John into existence with Steel Toe, and he brings Cumia's wife every second show to impress his daddy. Her whole shtick is to psychoanalyse podcasters they're reviewing and call them narcissist. That's it. It's as gay as it sounds.
 
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My favourite WATP episode is where they review Cum Town and do their overproduced podcast shtick - soundboard clips with Gen X memes thrown in - and complain about how it doesn't follow the podcast rules, e.g. no theme song, no introduction, no preparation at all because it was literally the anti-podcast.
When Nick Mullen talked about it months later, he drew a comparison to Frank Grimes and Homer Simpson.
 
My favourite WATP episode is where they review Cum Town and do their overproduced podcast shtick - soundboard clips with Gen X memes thrown in - and complain about how it doesn't follow the podcast rules, e.g. no theme song, no introduction, no preparation at all because it was literally the anti-podcast.
When Nick Mullen talked about it months later, he drew a comparison to Frank Grimes and Homer Simpson.
Cum Town is shit too, ngl.
 
Karl has lifted most of his show from Maddax at this point. Voicemails, point systems, and news girls were all added after Karl met him. Constantly shitting on John is also likely a case of this. Iirc he practically begged Stut Joe to take him to court so he could have a lol-suit of his own.
Dick absolutely fueled how Karl did his shows, it's been like two years since I listened to anything he did but I remember some stuff.
Voicemails work for Karl better than Dick. Because Karl's shtick is shock jock radio, the voicemails acted as a replacement for "caller, you're on the air."
The Wheel of consequences was actually something I enjoyed because I like dumb shit and the consequences were fun but not something you would want to do. Points didn't work for Dick because he and Maddox disagreed on if the show was a contest or not.
Then we get to John. Outside of him being a retard and laughing at him, I don't give a single solitary fuck about Stut Jo, and poking him to get him to do something is just boring and not fun for me, the listener.
However, his biggest problem is that he chooses topics with a finite amount of interesting things. There are thousands of shitty podcasts, but not all of them are so bad it's funny. There are absurd amounts of insane true crime, but by limiting yourself to categories you run out of categories that make any sense after a while.
And for some lore, Karl was basically my last tie to the Daxiverse because after I fell off listening to his show, the only people even tangentially related to Dick I listened to was Josh, Metokur, Kino Casino, and Elissa Clips. And they only talk about Dick when he does something really retarded, like twice a year or so.
 
He's also doing Melton's ai voices now. Man has zero originality in his bones.

WATP isn't funny or clever, they look funny by proxy only because they're talking about bat shit insane people. It's like a lot of people call Nostalgia Critic's The Room review his best, not understanding that The Room is funny even without a commentary, it's such a low-hanging fruit any hack can make it funny. When WATP talk about someone less funny, Steel Toe for instance, it's the usual LA fake laughter look how much fun we're having podcast. Now it's unlistenable because he tries to force another Stuttering John into existence with Steel Toe, and he brings Cumia's wife every second show to impress his daddy. Her whole shtick is to psychoanalyse podcasters they're reviewing and call them narcissist. That's it. It's as gay as it sounds.
Again, Anthony Cumia is a legit pedophile. He has been catfished by 3 different people pretending to be 13 year old girls. One went by the name "selfcuttinggirl" Hes been caught following 13 year old girls with braces on instagram. He brought a 17 year old to prom. He dated an 18 year old and bit her hand. Here's a clip of Ant talking about his girlfriend being brought into the pediatrics. Cumia is 10x as bad as Dick is, the fact that Karl has built his career sucking off these two is sickening. Idk how you can look back at O&A and decide to alog OPIE every week instead of Ant.

That being said, I used to love WATP, Patrick Michael is one of my favorite cows ever. I always loved when they'd cover Jerry Banfield the guy who gives financial advice while being one of the worst guys with finances on the planet like he had hundreds of thousands of dollars in debt lool

 
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Again, Anthony Cumia is a legit pedophile. He has been catfished by 3 different people pretending to be 13 year old girls. One went by the name "selfcuttinggirl" Hes been caught following 13 year old girls with braces on instagram. He brought a 17 year old to prom. He dated an 18 year old and bit her hand. Here's a clip of Ant talking about his girlfriend being brought into the pediatrics. Cumia is 10x as bad as Dick is, the fact that Karl has built his career sucking off these two is sickening. Idk how you can look back at O&A and decide to alog OPIE every week instead of Ant.
Didn't he also fuck a tranny prostitute, now Internet celebrity and videogame influencer SphereHunter?
 
That's the insidious part of humor. Someone funny is more likely to have their sins waved away than another.

Juju became increasingly unfunny from 2019 to 2020. Afterwards, his cuties defense and Vito association coincided with his funny shield weakening. There is no aura protecting him, so his bullshit is just more ammo against him nowadays.

Cumia has been enjoying his funny shield for far too long. He also had more money than JuJu to employ sycophants to insulate him. That's weakening as we speak.
 
I've never been drunk enough to think an obvious dude is a woman.
Same. People looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove to blame it on the alcohol. The fact is, alcohol just makes you more willing to be honest. As a result, if you want to find out who is gay near you, give them a drink and see if they start chasing.
 
Same. People looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove to blame it on the alcohol. The fact is, alcohol just makes you more willing to be honest.
More like more willing to go along with the lies you're telling yourself. Every time I hear one of these bullshit "trans panic" defenses where someone supposedly accidentally fucked a dude, and they fuck up and actually present a picture of the tranny he supposedly mistook for a woman before fucking him and murdering him, it's like no WAY did you think that was a woman, I don't give a fuck how drunk you were, unless that was some PCP and shit, you're lying.
 
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