Victor Markhoff / Ana Victoria Markhoff / vvictorman_uel - Powerchair faker pooner, has every illness, allergic to Krebs cycle, bed mayo enjoyer, kicked out of house and mental hospital, constant ebeggar, applesauce heiress paid to yeet her teets

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I can't stop thinking about that funny thing she said about how it was important to her that the "one time assistance" she wanted from NYC had no income limit.

This is pretty much proof positive that Victoria is funded by a trust from her parents. She is admitting she has an income that isn't from GFM or welfare/disability programs here. All the GFM begging is very likely just her using her self-inflicted "conditions" for fun money, the same way she uses them for pity and special treatment. She never actually says she has no other income, you're just making assumptions, the same way she never says she can't walk, you just assume it from seeing someone in a power chair.

She keeps having "daily" shortfalls in the hundreds of dollars range but always manages to somehow keep in her hotel (not motel, the sheets were too scratchy...I mean, allergenic, and they didn't have a pool).

I'm going to guess that the issue with going to NYC really is that Victoria lives "paycheck to paycheck" on her trust funds, and absolutely lacks the self-control or humility to think she should save for her big train trip and her apartment deposit from her trust. Others should pay for it, to show their mutual aidness.

Anyway, after Victoria's triumphant return to NYC, she's already penciling in her nervous breakdown. What an appealing person to have crash on your couch!



Ah yes. "sued my parents for child support." Because that's totally a thing. This is probably Victoria's way of talking about her trust in a way she thinks normies will approve of.



Another $400 daily goal she won't make half of. She needs $150 suitcases because she is a princess; no ikea bags for her! She is planning to leave on Monday, so she has 48 hours to do all the things she needs to do and figure out what she's going to do once she gets to NYC. No one has yet given her a place to stay (obviously). She's trying to end up on the streets so she can reeee about how she's actually too disabled to be allowed to be homeless and hope her parents take pity on her and raise her allowance.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

So… did she poon out because she was sweet on a gay guy?



Also she’s so ditzy and quirky that she even forgot to celebrate the anniversary of a fake medical emergency.




This is not how an hemiplegic migraine works. In extremely rare cases there is permanent damage but we all know that Ana Victoria isn’t that special, and I suspect she faked all of it to LARP as a wheelchair user. And again, the use of the royal “we”.

And you have issues with your pituitary gland? I’m sure it has nothing to do with you chomping down Prednisone like candy.

Edited grammar

 

[a tightly clenched butt]

Great cow, has enormous potential. Would be immensely entertaining if she went the multiple personalities/DID route. It's a fake fad diagnosis, perfect for her. Also I imagine it's easy to use it to make others do her bidding. Sorry can't do chores today, our system is being fronted by a 2 year old agender cocker spaniel furry.

She could even try to get separate opiate prescriptions for each alter

 

[Temperance]

Victoria has been on a 25-hour train ride and will arrive in NYC soon. She hastily packed up and left, despite (supposedly) having less than $20 to her name. A friend is going to let her stay with them.

Lots of e-begging:








MY GRABSTICK, NOOOOO

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Unrelated, but lol:


Yeeting the teets was one of the "best decisions" of her life. She makes light of her mother's distress over it.
(Also lies about being "no contact". )

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

The person who was thinking about letting Victoria couchsurf came to their senses, sort of, but allegedly gave her money to survive. Funny how she always has just enough to stay out of shelters. Reminds me of Jake Alley.

Victoria is disgusting poop posting to get her parents' attention and money. Read at your own risk.

Spoiler

Victoria gives deconditioning "health" advice to someone who experienced a few episodes of the brain farts.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Victoria's Big New York Adventure begins! We start with how carefully she's taking care of her most valuable possession.



So she was super dying before getting to New York, and she did go to the emergency room but was disappointed to find out they wouldn't admit her, so expect the munching to scale up soon, very soon. I'm sure it's embarrassing to tell all your followers you're dying and at the edge of human endurance and they send you home with nothing.








Victoria bawwwwed at the hospital about her abusive evil parents who abandoned her until they called the social worker. Victoria's a real champ at trying to stay in the Emergency Department as long as possible. Absolute drain on the system.

She is obviously extremely disappointed it isn't cancer.

If the ED doesn't think she needs treatment, this just proves she needs all the treatment all at once.

If only we knew what kind of eating habits could trigger nutritional deficiencies and anemia.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Victoria's a real champ at trying to stay in the Emergency Department as long as possible.

Apparently the “patient advocate” didn’t deliver:



“Describe your most severe pain in detail.” Great advice, doctors in busy metropolitan ER:s love to admit patients from subjective storytelling.

Honestly, I see this patient advocacy shit all the time in the chronically deluded community and I just don’t understand what they’re hoping to accomplish, unless they hope to make staff assume they’re literally retarded. Is that it? Please burgers, me no understand.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Apparently the “patient advocate” didn’t deliver:

"Patient advocates" are designed for people like her. They are basically there to deflect any pissed off patient or family member who makes suing noises, and appease them by pretending to be "on your side."

Now that works out when the person is like Victoria and an actual malingering piece of crap. But unfortunately "patient advocates" spend most of their waking hours doing this to legitimately aggrieved people who are getting screwed over by our magnificent healthcare system. They even have a new specialty in "educating" patients about DEI.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

"Patient advocates" are designed for people like her. They are basically there to deflect any pissed off patient or family member who makes suing noises, and appease them by pretending to be "on your side."

Now that works out when the person is like Victoria and an actual malingering piece of crap. But unfortunately "patient advocates" spend most of their waking hours doing this to legitimately aggrieved people who are getting screwed over by our magnificent healthcare system. They even have a new specialty in "educating" patients about DEI.

So they’re associated with the hospital? I imagined an underground army of munchie volunteers ready to reee on demand.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Am I reading this correctly: she packed up her suitcases and brought them with her to the ED? Told triage "weakness," and sat there waiting to be checked in to her room at the hotel?

And then of course she's arguing that her slightly-off labwork means she needs to be inpatient. In an ideal world she'd cop to her couch-surfing and they'd start giving her homelessness resources.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Am I reading this correctly: she packed up her suitcases and brought them with her to the ED? Told triage "weakness," and sat there waiting to be checked in to her room at the hotel?

And then of course she's arguing that her slightly-off labwork means she needs to be inpatient. In an ideal world she'd cop to her couch-surfing and they'd start giving her homelessness resources.

I think she actually left the bags at the hotel, she says she has to grab them there before she heads out to bother the parents. But it wouldn’t have been out of character.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

So they’re associated with the hospital? I imagined an underground army of munchie volunteers ready to reee on demand.

Yeah it's a department in pretty much every healthcare system now, the number is in the fine print at the bottom of "your rights and responsibilities" sheet no one reads.

You should read it though, because at most places it has been recently updated and you can be denied care for turning away a tranny gynecologist (or whatever) :

https://www.aamc.org/news/pushing-back-against-patient-bias

Am I reading this correctly: she packed up her suitcases and brought them with her to the ED? Told triage "weakness," and sat there waiting to be checked in to her room at the hotel?

And then of course she's arguing that her slightly-off labwork means she needs to be inpatient. In an ideal world she'd cop to her couch-surfing and they'd start giving her homelessness resources.

Those Reddit threads never fail to entertain. There will always be at least one med student who is hearing zebras. And then the floodgates open and all the "true and honest, NOT like those fakers" EDS cases come in.

 

[Aunt Carol]

Those Reddit threads never fail to entertain. There will always be at least one med student who is hearing zebras. And then the floodgates open and all the "true and honest, NOT like those fakers" EDS cases come in.

I was just looking for a citation for "positive suitcase sign," but hit a bunch of AI cruft and decided to cite Reddit instead.

Did learn that in the UK it's sometimes "positive pillow sign," meaning the patient is savvy enough to bring their own pillow when they present to the ED A&E.

 

[ExsanguinateHorizon]

With that trajectory she sounds like she's going to end up accidentally killing herself like several of the munchies documented on KF. It's bizarre that the leg-nerve-spaghetti turned stumps lady hasn't melted into a pool of sepsis, while the prescription abusers don't seem to make it as far.

 

[Zemblan Physics]

Ooo, the knives are out! And that differential dx of “cancer” that some doctor unfortunately threw out there does a lot of lifting in Victoria’s emotional blackmail (she loves it).






She’s not faring well in NY. She has no other skills than e-begging, while at the same time she’s so entitled she thinks that there are no accommodations suitable for her other than hotels. Or possibly a hospital bed (a girl can dream!).



Somehow, Victoria may find out that the kindness of strangers only goes so far (when you’re an insufferable disability LARPing muppet). How long before she’s back in her parents’ basement? I need popcorn for this show.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

Ooo, the knives are out!

She's threatening that someone is going to "catch hands"? What's she going to do, run over their feet with her power chair that she keeps ramming into walls?

 

[Spunt]

The person who was thinking about letting Victoria couchsurf came to their senses, sort of, but allegedly gave her money to survive. Funny how she always has just enough to stay out of shelters. Reminds me of Jake Alley.

It's so incredibly obvious to anyone with the slightest experience of dealing with Cluster B nightmares what happened here. She turned up at this person's place, and almost immediately got thrown out. Maybe she hadn't made clear enough that she intended to stay. Perhaps she was so insufferable/demanding/stinky that she didn't even get to stay the night and got turfed out. She then threw a tantrum, no doubt blaming the other person for her awful decisions and making it clear that any negative consequences would be THEIR FAULT she's going to DIE you MURDERER she's HOMELESS and the poor sucker on the recieving end got guilt-tripped into paying for a hotel or considered it a price worth paying to get her off their property.

Maybe it's only obvious to me. I forget I've been here a few years and have seen this story over and over. Normies might be taken in much more often.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

I wonder what is in that hidden post. I bet it includes info on what 'nice hotel' she's in. Guaranteed she didn't pick somewhere with reasonable rates. Probably insisted it be in the most expensive possible area for something related to accessibility.

This is going to be a hilarious saga. She has exhausted all her options and her parents haven't been picking up her calls. They've finally decided to just let her have the big tantrum and walk away, don't respond to it at all. Should have probably learned that when she was young, but better late than never.

My favorite part is where she claims she's done everything with a smile on her face and that she's relentlessly positive. These psychos in her generation love this fucked-up little emotional game where they give you a big grin and say "oh everything's actually awesome haha brb killing myself" and you're supposed to give them credit for positivity even when literally their entire communicative oeuvre is complaining. As long as they insert some sarcastic smirks with the relentless grumbling, they want you to act like they're expressing genuine happiness. "What do you mean, I seem like a poisonous person who is using sarcasm? I'm smiling right now! I'm talking to you in a happy tone of voice!" But of course you're also supposed to notice the complaint and fix it right away, rather than taking their happiness at face value.

It's hilarious how she wants us to think she has to spend $1000 on a single weekend at a hotel because there's no way to get anyone to help her schlep her bags. I don't know, girl, post something on Craigslist about paying someone $50 to help you move your shit for an hour. Or use one of the many various "find a handyman" type services for some muscle. The powerchair would be fine for getting sympathy from some hired gun.

But it must be one hell of a hotel for it to be $1000 for 2 nights. That sounded high so I looked around. Even if by "weekend" she's talking about a three-night, Fri/Sat/Sun stay, she is probably staying in a really decent place for that. It's not the kind of budget you'd have if you were looking for the most inexpensive place to crash and make your money stretch, that's for sure.

It seems like she wanted to treat the hospital as a free hotel since she had no intention of ever paying any bills there. When that plan failed, she has no other ideas left. She didn't even pick a hotel near the hospital, she stayed a mile away according to her. With the price she's paying, she could be staying in any neighborhood in the city of her choosing.

Every time she is like "BUT GUYS I JUST CAN'T" it's just a Bartleby "I would prefer not to."

 

[Zemblan Physics]

I wonder what is in that hidden post. I

I don’t speak munchie drama so I don’t really get why this kicked off the roid rage, but here it is:

 

[Aunt Carol]

Maybe it's only obvious to me. I forget I've been here a few years and have seen this story over and over. Normies might be taken in much more often.

It would unironically be a useful resource if someone were to write a guide to cluster-B e-beggar behavior. There are already helpful articles about romantic relationship scammers, as well as the usual money-only scams, but the munchie/disabled/oppressed beggars are using a different playbook.

Sample cycles, similar to the Amberlyn cycle. Flowsheets of what will happen when they move to another city/take up hotel living, and examples of the begs that will come from every step along the way. The usual excuses they will give when people suggest actual resources, and the ways the beggar will say that only cash can help them.

I wonder how many people fall for it once, and that's what beggars are running off of: an eternal run of first-timers.