I'm even willing to bet it's a wad of flesh from trying to dilate that condensed into a fucking tonsil stone.
I love how this information attempts to put itself in with regular real vagina information.
That way they feel like they're being validated by making it seem like all women are this disgusting, but in reality it's just them because they're not women at all, that's why it's so disgusting.
A little bit of Baudrillard's simulacra is at play here, I think. They (the phauxlusses) represent the penis and therefore the state of being a man in the mind of the pooner, and the representation has replaced the reality of penis-having or maleness so completely that the crucial finer points of both have eroded away into nothiness for them. Something is being signalled, but all meaning and reality is being lost in the process.
Did you know Lamprey Dick is such a chad that even though she has a rotdog and every problem that comes with it, she's still managed to stealth sex not one but several women?
If I saw that abomination dangling out of a partner I would run the fuck away cause that person either is a pooner or a character from an alien movie and I dont want to have to deal with either
Has someone who has ever had “”””””sex”””””” with a rotdog written about the experience and compared it to a functioning genuine male penis? Asking because I have a rather mediocre member and I’d be extremely offended and demoralised if a woman were to prefer a rotdog
I read a woman on reddit say it hurt way too much to be any good and she also had issues like bruising after but I dont know if I'll ever find the post again
A retarded pooner had her thigh Frankensteined into a rot burrito, and now wants to know why she can't cum from pulling on said rot burrito:
Pretty much what the title says - how do I deal while waiting for sensation to come in. I’m 2.5 months post op ALT no UL and I can feel my burial but not my actual dick?
I have read of some people having sensation immediately post op but I didn’t have that? I had ALT no UL. I’ve only experienced zaps in my scrotum and leg, but not in my dick?
I haven’t managed to cum from my dick. When I pull it, it feels good, but not enough to make me cum. I am worried and looking for advice or how to cope
Hmmm... Does she subscribe to the Kevvie Gibes school of cope? "The nerves are gonna wake up any day now!"
Comments are a hoot as usual:
Particularly this one:
i’m at 2 months and i still haven’t felt shit. actually just this morning my wife and i tested it out by putting a cold dr pepper can against my dick for a second: nothing
Well he should see it as validating him as a true and honest woman. When we have emergency C sections and are sliced open hip to hip we just get paracetamol here in the uk. Well actually you get nothing because the midwives and nurses are too busy gossiping, and you need to bring your own paracetamol if you want to actually ingest any. But still.
The process involves having a balloon in her torso to stretch the skin then creating a phallus and have the end attach to the groin area to establish bloodflow
These picture sets always make me feel weirdly emotional. This was real pioneering work that saved a lot of people from lives of terrible deformity and gave them some semblance of normality back. Look how much happier his eyes are in the last few compared to the blasted look he has at first.
I come bearing updates on Lissa. he is calling out to god for help, also he needs an ileostomy and most of the pain was from severe constipation. sounds like hell on earth. It isn't clear if tomorrow's surgery is for an ileostomy or exploratory or both. I am proud that no one on here contacted him so he is not in DFE mode, I do want to see how this works out.
I always love the “I’ve completely covered by clit and made it impossible to stimulate my g-spot, why can’t I cum???” posts. Wtf did they expect to happen?
June 24th 2023 Link The beginning? Link More explanation of method used Link First use of the moniker LampreyDick (credit to @Positron) Link July 1 face pic, phallus pics, video of her swinging it around July 10 2023 Link quick mention Aug 8 2023 Link healing update July 10 2024 Link big update. 1 week post flaying July 18 2024 Link update July 31 2024 Link update Link admitting rape by deception
May 8th 2023 Link | Archive
Removed post talking about how she’s getting phallo in 4 hours. Text irretrievable. May 9th 2023 Link | Archive
1 day post-op also removed as spam. Text irretrievable.
May 10th 2023 Link | Archive
Has Phallo on the 8th of may still at the hospital but I’ll walk for the first time in 3 days today
Reveals here that Dr. O’Brien Coon in Boston is her surgeon.
May 11th 2023
Posts same content on r/ftm. Gets a lot of comments. Pics same as previous. Link | Archive May 13th 2023
Gets discharged from hospital. 5 days post-op. Link | Archive
Picture from Sergury, they took out the “phallospalace” and wrapped with gauze to its supported through the mesh underwater. Pic 3-4 are from yesterday when I still had the vac on. And the last one was prior to this stage where they raised the flap in the stomach and let it “survive” for itself for 9 days. I haven’t had a bowel movement since Sunday night so that’s getting a bit uncomfortable, I get to shower today as well and walk some more before my mom comes get me.
It’s bitter sweet to go, the adjustable Bed is super handy for laying at 30 degrees (nothing more than 45 degrees so the Phallo can have enough blood flow to not fall off) The cute nurses that check on me (I already have a number the game never stops ). I’m also gonna miss the food service which I get is a bit weird but I found little hacks to the menu that made it fun (thanks to the cool nurses). I did learn that the housekeeping was uncomfortable to come in last night but idk if it’s because of my trans-situation or because I have my dick out and it looks painful.
I cried a bit because I was sad but I was able to successfully regulate my emotions with some DBT, and I like to start with positive intent unless proven otherwise, so I think its just because it was justa guy w his dick out being propped up kinda sitch; know what I’m sayin? hahah. Helpful medication at the hospital I recommend is obviously the o meds, don’t be shy it’s a huge op so ur not weak for asking for it. The catheter is super uncomfortable for me, so if you feel the same there is a medication for bladder spasms and it’s been making my stay a bit more comfortable. GasX which helps with gas, a lot of ur pain if done belly flap is a lot of the times just gas pressing up or down on the sensitive parts that have been kinda mangled in the process. So that alleviates and makes it easier to pass some gas. (You don’t wanna be a gassed up shawty ) I think they’ll keep the drains until next clinic check up ,the second night I had a big swell up near my ribs so they wanna keep it just Incas my body produces more liquid than it can absorb, hopefully the catheter is gone before I leave the hospital, I hate this thing. But that is it for now, let me know if you have any questions for really I’m pretty open book, I did measure myself Im like 6inches but that’s chill it’s the ol’reliable Much love Until next time
May 19th 2023
10 days post op Link | Archive
Ten days post having abdominal flap Phalloplasty
I love the results, I’m a solid 6in I’m pretty sure (ol’ reliable). But I’m starting to feel sore due to laying in one position for so long. How have you guys dealt w the pain?
May 23rd 2023
Posts about necrosis on tip of phallus. Link | Archive
Pictures are hard to look at be aware I’m posting incase other people go through Phallo so they know to look for warning signs to call and be seen by doctor
I called my doctor and sent pictures he wanted to see me right away so I went and cut off about half an inch off my penis. Which sucks but smaller dick is better than no dick for me.
He cut a bit off the tip until he got bleeding on the skin. So he only cut what was necessary and because it was 10 days post op and it shouldn’t have looked like that.
Kinda funny but I look like I have a horse cock. Not the dice but the head is flat. I think it’ll look different after glandplasty and I got in tomorrow morning I’m not sure for what. But I’ll keep updating
June 12th 2023
Celebrates 1 month post-op. Two posts on r/ftm and r/everything phallo (r/phallo was banned at the time). Link | Archive Link | Archive
Just a little over a month on stage one belly flap Phallo, I had some complications due to blood circulation. We had to open up the Phallo and let the circulation and swelling get better. It took about 3 weeks to get to where it is at right now. They moved the belly flap on may 8th
The pictures are a bit gruesome but you have a choice not to click on it, if you want to see more pictures from the bottom lmk, I don’t want people to be thrown off about it so I’m not gonna post it the ones from underneath with open tissue.
I think I’m only a few clinic visits away from closing the whole thing again, they cut a little bit of the skin due to dead tissue but like I said maybe. 2 weeks or so into closing the whole thing.
Order goes from most recent to least recent
One month pic. They had to open it up for about 3 weeks now for circulation
Abdominal flap Phalloplasty
They cut it down due to circulation problems and are stitching it slowly back into the tubular shapes
The PA closed it too tight last time to I had to cut my own stitch that’s why I see a minor cut in the last pic but it’s healing nice
June 30th 2023
Posts a video.
Link | Archive
Finally able to experiment the movements, it’s super fun! July 1st 2023 Link | Archive
Update
July 10th 2023 Link | Archive
We had to open the follow up and stitch it back slowly due to necrosis, but we only have the tip for the skin to fill now, so we are thinking about maybe another month
July 21st 2023
Claims to have piv on the 20th. Weeks before she is cleared to. Link | Archive
I had sex yesterday, a couple weeks before I’m “cleared to” I used a condom so my partners wetness didn’t affect my healing. the base hurts a little / I didn’t go to pound town but is it normal to be a little sore at the base? Did I damage something? August 8th 2023 Link | Archive
Later pics are because I had some necrosis so they cut a tiny bit off the tip and flared it for cisculation and stiched week by week so it could heal well. I only have a tiny little bit left!
August 25th 2023
3.5 months post op Link | Archive
All the open wounds healed very well!
April 19 2024
Almost a year has passed. She talks about stage 2. Link | Archive
Stage 2 will be happening in June 13th
June 2nd 2024 Link | Archive
Hey guys, I'm going into stage two in about a week and a half. I'm going to get scrotum and urethra lengthening, as well as glandsplasty. I was wondering, what kind of materials or things I should buy that will make my journey for the next two months a little easier/ more comfortable . Any tips for stage two is welcomed!!! June 16th 2024 Link | Archive
I woke up in some pain, of course where the balls were made is painful and catheters are just the literal worst. The pain medication makes it is a little more manageable.
for the abdominal flap in order for them to create the urethra they open up the penis and take a skin graft from my leg to make the eurethra grafths . After it heals I slowly shape it into back into its cylinder shape penis. Then the doctor will connect the elongated urethra from my native to the new urethra and also give me a head next surgery from another skin graft Lmk if you have any question, I'll try my best to explain
June 21 2024
Complains how hard stage 2 is. Link | Archive
Yea man, I'm feeling preety crappy atm since I haven't been able to eat for almost 2 days. I throw up everything I eat or drink.
Im going back to the doctors right now, they want to see my left graft and I am going to ask if I can get some anti nausea so I can eat. I feel hungry and queezy. My body feels beat up haha, hopefully I can tap into my body's natural healing soon.
Third pic is my leg getting over all the heparin shots I had in the hospital.
Small victories- I pooped
I also just learned that I have to stay one more week with the catheter in, the minds definitely stronger than anything.
First screen shot for stage one last year - Boston ma - I had United Health at the time - don't panic - The second picture is what I'm actually going to pay - I used to work for corporate company and opted for the best insurance due to the deductible.
I know I can set up a payment plan w the hospital which I have done for hysto. I tell them I can pay 60$ a month. Since there is no interest the smartest really is just to do the lowest they accept chip it away until
Quick update on stage two as well, since ive been throwing up for 4 days and not been able to keep liquids in my doctor told me to go to the ER and get checked there. I just came home after they monitored be for 12 hours without throwing up
July 10th
2nd video showing the hotdog bunning of the phallus.
Quick update on my journey with Dr.coon in Boston.
This video is a week old - it looks much better and less white - the video is me after the shower drying up the small hole where my old urethra still is I need to keep it dry in order for it to heal healthy.
The team is still amazing. I love all of them. They are very attentive towards me and care about my healing process, even though I see thousands of people coming in and out of the clinic.
I had a small hole where my old urethra was, and I have been packing it with mesalt gauze in order for it to dry up quicker so I do recommend if anybody does have any type of moisture that needs to be soaked up. Talk to your doctor about applying mesalt gauze on the wound. That with me drying it every time I pee and applying some medical honey in a week has pretty much been cleared out and it's nice and healthy looking white mask of dead tissue.
I got cleared to have a tattoo on my forearm, which is very very exciting for me. I love tattoos, and I plan to be covered in them. I had abdo Phallo I have a few tattoos in mind for that. I'll maybe share the pictures with you guys.
I am going to share a video of my healing process. I'm sorry if it's a little gory for some of you, but I think it's very helpful. I wish I had these to look at so I can see what my journey process would be like. I always did roll with the punches and being open to whatever comes. I think that helps with the healing process and keeping positive mindset so your mind and body could be in one brain wave = the healing wave
For those of you healing at home and don't have an at home nurse to order supplies for them. I would encourage you guys to call up your insurance and see if they pay for any medical supplies. I have Harvard Pilgrim and they paid for literally two huge boxes of gauze I maybe have close to 100-150 now (which should even take me though my next phase which is awesome) I'll pay through the insurance e. The yellow curex stuff, and 8-9 boxes of mesalt- I'll pay through the insurance. Once I'm done, I'm going to post how much I have left so I can donate to whoever needs it and can't afford it and their insurance does not pay for it.
I'll post most pictures later this week once I have my third follow up of Friday!
There is not a one woman ever to exist that would prefer a stapled on wiener compared to a real one, no matter what size. I honestly don’t think size is all that relevant-you just have to be able to know how to use what you have. I say that as a straight woman
God, I can’t even imagine trying to fuck one. What if you clench your vag muscles and it rips off with the sound of Velcro. And that’s if the pooner is able to actually get it in
LampreyDick claims to have had sex right when she was in the middle of her Lamprey procedure, with the tip of that rotdog splayed open.
Now I have the faith in Shai Hulud that any true Fremen has, and I know there's a lot of gross women out there, particularly Handmaidens and the type to associated with Pooners (sexually) but I'm having a hard time believing our little Dood found someone will to let her stick that inside them, and right when the tip was flayed open making it look like something out of a Cronenberg movie.
Maybe I'm underestimating how much Handmaidens can gaslight themselves.
I love the photos of the little Dood at the gym though
So mayunly.
When we have emergency C sections and are sliced open hip to hip we just get paracetamol here in the uk. Well actually you get nothing because the midwives and nurses are too busy gossiping, and you need to bring your own paracetamol if you want to actually ingest any. But still.
These picture sets always make me feel weirdly emotional. This was real pioneering work that saved a lot of people from lives of terrible deformity and gave them some semblance of normality back. Look how much happier his eyes are in the last few compared to the blasted look he has at first.
Yeah I think that look in the before pics is both because it was closer to his injury so fresher in his mind but also mainly probably because before it was repaired everytime he looked in the mirror or caught a reflection of himself he was right back at Ypres or the Somme or wherever he got shot in the face.
Those guys went through hell, I have mad respect for anyone who fought in that war in particular.
The descriptions of it are fucking horrific. 4 years of fighting over the same fucking fields, just going back and forward a dozen yards. A hundred if you were lucky.
The Brits lost more people on the first day of the Somme than we lost in the entire Vietnam War.
20 thousand casualties in the first two fucking hours.
I come bearing updates on Lissa. he is calling out to god for help, also he needs an ileostomy and most of the pain was from severe constipation. sounds like hell on earth. It isn't clear if tomorrow's surgery is for an ileostomy or exploratory or both. I am proud that no one on here contacted him so he is not in DFE mode, I do want to see how this works out.
I'd like to see how this dude works out myself, there's been quite a few Troons that end up shitting out of their 'ditches but most of them stop posting so we never get a full story.
For what its worth I hope they stop him shitting from his 'ditch, if only for the people around hims sake. Troons smell bad at the best of times, one literally leaking shit out of his amhole must be abhorrent.
I would like to go into a ten-year coma and awake to all of the fascinating documentation of the medical disasters rotdogs and stinkditches become over the course of a decade. It would be so fascinating to read.
But of course such documentation won’t exist because all the trannies would kill themselves long before ten years is up
"I am never going to shit like this again in my life."
Don't say that; doctors recommend cancer screening by colonoscopy starting at age 45... ...oh, right.
Man, everything about MtF surgery is terrible, and none of these cultists/optimists know what they're getting into, but it all hits home again that this guy got his dick blendered and nobody told him he had to be serious about bowel care afterward. Vaginoplasty shouldn't be babby's first surgery; if this guy had ever an ankle fracture pinned or something, he'd know a lot more about what was coming.
Came out at 10 and was on puberty blockers by 12 and given Testosterone at 14
Has been taking anti-psychotics since she was 11
Either is/was on Prozac and Lexapro at some point
Her dad apparently works for trans surgeon Dr. Cori A. Agarwal
Okay so what's been happening with her in the last year? well...
Quite quickly after her surgery she posted about depression and how hard the recovery is. Link | Archive
Post op Depression + Struggles
I thought I was going to be immune to the post op depression….but nope.
Six days post op Keyhole and recovery has been so hard. Four days post op I felt better than now…is that normal? I’m now so uncomfortable and sore, but I still have a few days until the drains come out.
I got keyhole and was able to look at my chest two days after surgery and it looks AMAZING! I love it, I love everything about it, I’m thrilled. I’m just so sick of recovery already and wish I felt normal. I’m so tired, light headed, unable to focus, and my chest and drains have been giving me chills and twitches for the past day or two and it’s so annoying.
Then she makes a post a week later about how she feels angry all the time and she doesn't understand why. She's also confused as to why she isn't obsessed with her chest like all the other transmen she sees on TikTok. Link | Archive
Why am I so angry?
I’m almost two weeks post op keyhole and I’m feeling pretty good. I have a really good range of motion, swelling is almost completely gone, no pain, etc.
But for some reason, I’m so angry. It’s not normal for me at all, even on testosterone I’m very chill and have never become aggressive or “hot-headed” in my life. Is this part of post-op depression? What do I do? I almost hit a family member yesterday because I get trigged by everything.
Shouldn’t I be happy and in love with my chest? I honestly don’t care about it and I wish my family would stop talking about my surgery. Every time they bring it up I get defensive and upset.
Why aren’t I obsessed with how my chest looks? I honestly couldn’t care less I just feel depressed and angry. I’m too scared to talk to my family about it because I don’t want them to think it was a bad idea.
And a few months later she makes this very interesting post. Now after being completely sure for years about identifying as a boy she's now not so sure what gender even means. Wants to go by more neutral pronouns but admits she scared to change anything due to fear and feeling like she won't be taken seriously; even among the LGBT.
She's also upset at having facial hair she has to shave daily and admits she wants to board with girls if she ever goes to a boarding school. Link | Archive
Gender makes no sense literally who am I?
I’ve never really questioned my gender before. Ever since I was born it’s always been boy boy boy. I came out young and was on blockers. Testosterone at fourteen. Keyhole at 15. I’m still in high school and recently I’ve been thinking, “who the hell am I?”
I’m very happy with my top surgery results. My chest isn’t flawless but I’m just grateful that it’s better than what it was before. I don’t long for my “old body” but I do wish testosterone didn’t give me the thick beard that I shave daily.
At my current school / life, I’d never come out as anything besides a guy. I’m stealth and my state is far from perfect (trans healthcare = illegal) but recently I’ve been toying with the idea of boarding school for my final years of high school and I’ve been thinking how I’d much prefer to room and board with girls?
I have a hard time socially connecting with guys my age and I dread school trips where I’ve had to room with them. I feel like I can’t be myself around them.
95% of my friends are female and it feels easier for me. I feel like I’d be comfortable living with girls and presenting similarly to how I do now but maybe telling people I prefer androgynous terms and pronouns?
But the weird thing is I wouldn’t want to ever say my pronouns are they/them or change anything about how I currently present in my current state or school. Maybe I’m scared or maybe it’s like a situational thing? Even in LGBTQ+ spaces I’m in I’m too scared to change anything for fear that I wouldn’t be taken seriously.
I’m not sure. Am I crazy?? I know no one can tell me who I am besides myself but I’m so confused right now.
I feel really bad for this girl. I doubt she gets exposed to any opposing opinions so she's slowly stuck figuring everything out on her own. Being deaf is also such a socially isolating condition. Being deaf and psychotic at such a young age means her parents probably don't put too much effort into parenting her. I could see them just placating her thoughts and never challenging her ideas.
If she's Deaf-deaf and has hearing parents, they might not sign with her. It's a new level to "parents don't understand." And her dad works for a gender surgeon? Wonder if this is an effort to get their approval; what a switch-up.
Back in the day she could have rebelled by becoming a Deaf activist, hanging out with the local DHH club/society, and going away to Gallaudet for college. Now she's got the poonery instead. And if she detransitions, she's going to be dropping the success percentage of her dad's boss.
LMAO! “Help the mind-body connection for sensation!”
You can always count on the phallos subreddit for some fembrained poonerspeak! Can you imagine an actual man saying shit like that to another man as masturbation advice?
This dumb broad really bought into the pooner-Ganda and thought she’d have a real dick with sensation like she used to have in her clitoris before she flailed her crotch and sacrificed it to Moloch.
Sorry hun, if you’re lucky, LUCKY, you may get a little sensation in your rotdog. Kinda like when someone taps your arm. But it won’t be all of it, and it sure as heck won’t feel erogenous.
) I think they’ll keep the drains until next clinic check up ,the second night I had a big swell up near my ribs so they wanna keep it just Incas my body produces more liquid than it can absorb, hopefully the catheter is gone before I leave the hospital, I hate this thing. But that is it for now, let me know if you have any questions for really I’m pretty open book, I did measure myself Im like 6inches but that’s chill it’s the ol’reliable 
