Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[anliteralidiot]

If she has booze tonight, this is going to be one for the ages.

She's already had it, you can tell.

 

[semitooth]

cobra is NOT gonna be happy about her calling him "a 5 year old" , "immature"
edit: oh fuck, shes talking about Blair white implying that cobra is attracted to trannies

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

cobra is NOT gonna be happy about her calling him "a 5 year old" , "immature"

"Oh yeah, I'm a toddler!?"

The video responce to this will be legendary. No way in hell he goes live though.

 

[dramamine]

"Oh yeah, I'm a toddler!?"

The video responce to this will be legendary. No way in hell he goes live though.

i'm still holding out hope he'll go ODD overdrive and give us the responce video of the century

 

[中华人民共和国的政治]

Better not be jacking off the Blaire White BOY

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

She's already had it, you can tell.

She's becoming more and more worked up. The boy got upset when she called him shy, saying that he jacks it to Blair White, plus everything else that's coming out of her mouth, we're going to get 5 full length seasons of Video Responces from this. Hopefully he clarifies details about what happened on the night of his birthday. She's trying to tell us how it was Josh who was out of control on that fateful night, but listen here baby doll, we were there too. We saw a lot of it, including the $8 machete phone call.

Josh can't take her back after this. there's no way. Jessica Messica must feel pretty happy with her efforts, revenge really is a dish best served cold!

 

[GibMoneyPls]

Quote didn't work. Was replying to the person asking if she was drinking.


She dumped a bunch of it out in the sink to piss of Josh. Apparently he told her to give it to her parents so it doesn't get wasted. She stabbed the cans and dumped them.

 

[semitooth]

even if this really is the end, it's more likely than not that she'll be creating dozens of alts to stalk Josh on Facebook. he's not out of the woods yet. he needs a no contact order lmao.

 

[bonified retard]

Now she's saying she didn't break his window or flood the laundry room. This is turning into one hell of a dank lie combo toobs

 

[anliteralidiot]

Sh
She dumped a bunch of it out in the sink to piss of Josh. Apparently he told her to give it to her parents so it doesn't get wasted. She stabbed the cans and dumped them.

Cans of confetti?
You replied to a thing about thread confetti.

Josh can't take her back after this. there's no way. Jessica Messica must feel pretty happy with her efforts, revenge really is a dish best served cold!

I know he won't, but I hope, if he does make a response, point out that NAL's streams were archived, and everyone was right about her.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

I hope Cobes returns to the based version of himself. He used to be immune to and straight up called out women's manipulative bullshit.

 

[Galeocerdo]

It sounds like bullshit that she's throwing out there because everyone has been labelling her as abusive since the first streams.
I highly doubt (outside of consensual sex) he's laid a finger on her or done shit, we know for sure she'd of been going on and on about it when she was upset with him. She is just fucking coping so hard to her audience to make herself feel better.
But goddamn, what a king move on Cobra's part to kick this cloutwhore to the curb and give us some fun content.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

JOSHUA FAYE SAUNDERS RELATIONSHIP STATUS IS NOW SINGLE
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Archive of the allegations
Part 1
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Part 2
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somebody should edit that pajeet meme to include josh and jessica

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

It sounds like bullshit that she's throwing out there because everyone has been labelling her as abusive since the first streams.
I highly doubt (outside of consensual sex) he's laid a finger on her or done shit, we know for sure she'd of been going on and on about it when she was upset with him. She is just fucking coping so hard to her audience to make herself feel better.
But goddamn, what a king move on Cobra's part to kick this cloutwhore to the curb and give us some fun content.

He was going to get sick of her shit eventually. Even when they weren't together, all the constant calling, jealousy and attempts at manipulation would've gotten old real quick.

 

[semitooth]

wooahhh she's talking about cobes bio mom now

 

[bonified retard]

wooahhh she's talking about cobes bio mom now

And "what his step dad mark did to him"

Fuck sickos

 

[Ponzo]

Is she implying what i think she is implying about Cobras mother and step-dad?

 

[ASeabear8952]

I’ve been hooked on JM’s live for like the past hour and a half and I’m so proud of the BOY!

 

[Munchin' on Some Grindage]

She is evil, and I do not believe her. Here is the clip of her saying he choked her.
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Josh stuck is dick in crazy and is now finding out why you don't do that.

 

[AnOminous]

Even if cobra says 'that's it, we're through dood, fuck awf', there's a nonzero chance she flies out anyway and shows up at his door squealing 'jawshhhhhyyyyy'.

I don't want this to happen, because it would be awful for cobes. I do want this to happen, because it might be funny and might get this bitch castle doctrine'd into the dirt or locked up for DV.

This is like turning into the Sid and Nancy of lolcows. Hope it doesn't end that way too.

he is so fucking done with her, finally.

Hope so. Could easily see some ween paying her to go out there when she wakes up sober and forgets she even had this freakout.