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Trilby said:
I still think of this...
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Except that ain't no chocolate puddings...
 
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mrmilkman said:
Why did Chris go to community college if he wasn't going to use his degree? And how did he get a degree in the first place? It took forever, but I can't imagine him passing a single class.
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He took one or two classes a semester and it took him 6 years to get a a 2 year degree. Bob was just hoping maybe Chris was good at computers and could somehow luck out into a career. Plus I'm sure having Chris out of the house for a couple hours a day really did a wonders for Borb's sanity.
 
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Have the trolls ever thought about convincing Chris that he was an Indigo child? These people are the ultimate special snowflakes, and it seems something Chris could really get into. This would be really cool.
 
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I wonder how Chris goes to these LGBT events. I mean does he give the trannies and lesbians a friendly nod, but the gays a hateful autistic glare?

You know, to show he's definitely not interested?
 
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Do you think if Chris wrote Sonichu as an ironic parody, we'd even be here?

Like if he was in on the joke and played some elaborate role as Chris-Chan and it all was a hoax, that Christian would be an lolcow and that these forums would even exist? :medallion:
 
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Goochole said:
A lot of them do though, lots of nipples and bulges.

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Maybe thats why he posts about it?
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Not in Charlottesville. There's gay pride parades in New York City, San Francisco and DC, and then there's gay pride events (probably not parades, necessarily) in Charlottesville. They're very different creatures.

To some extent, Chris is going to be rolling the dice a little going to these events. Someone might, might show up shirtless, or maybe wearing shorts that are a little too tight. But it's not likely.

In general, Chris is primarily bothered by men. The fact that they're gay is an aggravating factor, but it's not the biggest problem to him. Chris doesn't really hate men, so much as he's scared by them. When around men, there's a strong vibe with Chris that he acts like he's going to get hit at any moment. He's just nervous. Chris bitches about men online because he's afraid of men IRL.

Now, when guys actually do talk to Chris, he chills out a bit. He's friendly, and even open, if they happen to hit on the right talking points. (ie talk about nerdery, and Chris opens right up) Although you kind of get the impression that he'll scurry off at any moment if he sees some girls.
 
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shecameforcwc said:
Does Chris even care about finding his true and honest love anymore? Or is his sole concern having money to buy toys?
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I'm sure he cares about it... but he's like Looney Tunes or breakfast cereal cartoon character when it comes to achieving that goal... He's just never gonna get it no matter what he tries. Like it will literally never happen despite how much hope he puts into it. Now spending his tugboat that would be better suited to pay down his bills on toys instead... That's something he actually has the power to do.

I'm sure Chris still cares about China, but at this point he's tried everything.
 
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Marvin said:
When around men, there's a strong vibe with Chris that he acts like he's going to get hit fucked in the ass at any moment. He's just nervous.
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Don't you mean that instead? I dunno I always get this sense that deep down Chris is confused by men because he's really attracted to them. Like the bulges and topless thing in example, what man in their right mind gets bothered by that?
 
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