"Mad at the Internet" - a/k/a My Psychotherapy Sessions

@Null hopefully you haven't read this before, but I found this recently after going down the AI chatbot rabbit hole. It would make an excellent Reddit segment.
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I don't understand people like Card. How can you be an "anarchist organizer" when anarchy is, by definition, a state of chaos caused by lack of hierarchies or adherence to hierarchies? Like wouldn't organizing anarchists be the first step into creating a new hierarchy? Am I being too autistic about this?
 
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Made an account today after watching MATI for like 5 years (lurked the forums about that long too), whenever the GWO stream was I think, maybe it was the dedicated Amber stream he did with that one girl where they went over her history. Idk, it was before , then I went back and watched the rest that were on youtube at the time. I just have to say three things.

I think the Chris Chan silver coin is good luck because after I bought it everything in my life started to improve dramatically. I met my first real gf, haven't proposed to her yet but will the next time I see her, she moves in next year. She's a great cook, strong Christian, beautiful and has a great heart. I have a good job going, three incredible deals on cars, survived a really bad car accident without any serious injury, and my home surgery I performed afterwards went really well. Stopped being horribly mentally ill and got out of an eating disorder I had. Got a really sweet deal on a trailer in the country.

The other thing is that metokur is really kinda gay now. I grew up watching him with my friends in school. I won't say too much about my friends because they look at the forums sometimes too. We enjoyed the content back in those days and all the IBS type stuff when that was around. I get that metokur has his medical bills and everything else, but regardless, everything he does today he criticized in the past. He criticized DSP for selling sloppily made-in-china merch and now he does that for really a lot of money. $40 for a hat, $28 for a plastic cup, $85 for a hoodie... and its not like the hoodie is some "premium all cotton hoodie" or something, its made of polyester. I get he has cancer but can you try to do something a little more than just screw over the people buying from you? I recall he criticized super chats and other monetization as well. This is probably a result of him having no energy from the cancer but he also doesn't really seem to have any enthusiasm for the streams either, just sort of a job thing.

It is admirable Jim wants to take care of his wife, who he has no kids with, but its at a point where I don't even watch them when they come out. If I were metokur, and I do believe he has cancer, I would probably stop forking over thousands of dollars to hangman-rope doctor bastards that really don't care if I make it so long as they get paid. I would probably try and sort out my own medicine, either that or peacefully die at home. Trying to beat an as-of-yet unknown type of cancer for like 4 years and being confined to a wheelchair while your health gets worse and worse is a losing fight. I can understand why someone who doesn't believe in God would rather try to extend his life for as long as possible, but after I got in that really bad car accident, I realized that the barrier between life and death is tenuous and that's not really a bad thing. I will greet God with open arms.

One last thing, have to say thanks Josh for refusing to play "white girls fuck dogs" by rusty cage. I was retarded (and mentally ill) back then and repeated the lyrics to people irl as a joke, definitely wouldn't be with my girlfriend now if I kept doing that. Really has had a positive impact on my life. Don't care if he reads it and I'm not going to super chat because super chatting is gay. As a clarification, if josh died my life would not change, I wouldn't feel happy or sad. I don't know him and really can't care in that way about him. He's mostly an abstract caricature.
 
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Nonconsentual Pronouns said:
Goyslop slurpers are getting poisoned with listeria via cold cuts. Boar's Head, which is sold directly to grocery shoppers as well as supplied to retailers of premade slop, is recalling seven fucking million pounds of their shitty fake meat products that have so far hospitalized 34 and killed two across 13 different states, with numbers continuing to climb. What makes listeria interesting in this context is that cooked meats are normally safe, and listeria comes from animal feces, yet for some reason lunch "meats" and low grade hotdogs are high risk foods for this bacteria. Are lunch "meats" and hotdogs generally just not cooked through, or are they getting literal pig shit on it post cook? Neither would surprise me at this point.

Learn to cook your own foods, especially meats, you absolute pigs.
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No Slop September is coming and a great chance for all good goys to start taking diet accountability into their own hands with a collaborative effort. I don't eat that shit because I am a bit older and aged out of eating complete garbage and not cooking. I'll find a cookbook thread in the self sufficiency forum and post some of my fav's with libgen links.


Patty Q. Anonlinson said:
This was a good MATI. I was laughing like a mental patient a parts.
I was also inspired. The posh cardposting guy is simply splendid, an pearl of perfection in an imperfect lower-case 'i' internet.

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The comment sections on his videos are already hilarious. I can just imagine his meltdown.
I hope he becomes a recurring character an starts injecting himself into random Alt-right and Lolcow drama shit.

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Moon's Goon & Troon made me wew, worth a mention and a sticky. Smiles don't cost a thing :^)

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We saw the writing on the wall 4 years ago when it came to this. The closing of so many services along with the aggressive nature of corporations attacking online projects. Thankfully projects like SMWCentral and Metroid Construction plus so many more have been gathered and archived. Hosted and curated with love and care at such places as the r/ROMs Megathread. No matter how many of our stalwart sites from yesteryear get pruned and purged there is a conglomerate of based Internet OGs who will not allow corporations to dictate what we are allowed to do.
 
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Cringestorian X said:
I don't know if this has been shared before but Turkey Tom reacted to his MATI segment
big ups to colonel j for the clip
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I haven't watched this yet and I just know this little hump-backed troon chaser with a gay ass earing is going to deflect and dodge like we are watching Finnster.

Edit: He sort of did this at 2:15 in being more concerned that Null said the no-no word, "tranny", instead of Kris Tyson actually grooming and sexting minors. Other than that, he pretty much bent the knee. Good to know he still worships her prostate. W her prostate, Turkey TIM.
 
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Kingcobrajfs broke up with his swamp hag girlfriend. She had been making allegations that he had choked her on his birthday which were obviously untrue. Josh cited her emotional and physical abuse as to why he was breaking up. He also finally confirmed that she was the reason why he got evicted from his apartment.
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This has been a very positive development in the Cobraverse so hopefully this is a herald for things to come.
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DootSkeleton said:
I don't understand people like Card. How can you be an "anarchist organizer" when anarchy is, by definition, a state of chaos caused by lack of hierarchies or adherence to hierarchies? Like wouldn't organizing anarchists be the first step into creating a new hierarchy? Am I being too autistic about this?
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Political Scientist here who ran a political philosophy podcast years ago.
There are quite a few justifications depending on which kind of anarchist he is. But here is my guess to what he would argue:
Anarchism only believes in the abolishing of "unjustified" hierarchies.
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Anarchism only believes in a lack of rulers and laws enforced by a class of people. Actions enforced softly by culture, habit, and custom is entirely justified and okay.

Anarchism is such a broad philosophy that it goes over left and right and encompasses a crap ton of different ideologies.
 
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