Does Superman poop?

[Gangstalker #32194]

What if his digestion is so advanced he produces no waste? Does that mean his butthole will eventually seal shut like an amhole?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Where do you think the fabric for his super-suit comes from when he needs to make a new one?

 

[Marc]

The people of Krypton possess highly evolved and efficient digestive systems which produce no feces - Rather, their vestigial rectums and anuses are used almost exclusively in a customary gesture best described as being the Kryptonian, ass-fisting equivalent of an Earthling telling someone to "Wake up!."

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I don't see why he wouldn't

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Yes, but his digestive system is like a sea sponge where he has one opening for ingesting food and excretion of waste. He poops out of his mouth.

 

[gamerweeb1]

Does Aquaman poop in the ocean?

 

[someonenew]

yea, no shit

 

[Pruto]

He poops backwards by inhaling shits with his asshole, its in a comic somewhere

 

[Thé au lait]

He shits at super speed, so fast that nobody sees.
If you ever notice that you have a little less soap than you should, it's probably because Superman used your toilet.

 

[Quijibo69]

No, he isn't real. So he doesn't eat food.

 

[Marc]

No, he isn't real. So he doesn't eat food.

I thought he ate spinach from a can?

 

[dick brain]

No, he isn't real.

Source?

 

[Rock hard as a Flintstone]

Not only does he shit, he has this weird fixation with it.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

he shit's diamonds

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

That’s where chemtrails come from

 

[Your Starter for 10]

Changing clothes ain't the only thing he does in phone booths.

 

[Chainsaw Man]

no

 

[YellowIsACoolColor]

I thought he ate spinach from a can?

No that's Poopeye