Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Blue Miaplacidus]

I don’t do drugs because I’m gay but would glass cause the thumb and webbing to blacken like that? Most people I’ve seen smoke crack use random metallic pipes, like antennas from old cars, where the pack in their rock and Chore Boy.

The glass maybe, the crack ash is thick and "sticky". However, it's more likely from Aluminum foil, his soda can bowl, or whatever scrubber he is using. Austin is retarded and we've witnessed him improvise many smoking devices, the gray/black staining is almost certainly because he's using his soda can or foil bowl again. Not sure why he just wouldn't get a proper pipe, they sell them at every petrol station in America for a single USD.

^these are literally crack pipes.

 

[Looney Troons]

The glass maybe, the crack ash is thick and "sticky". However, it's more likely from Aluminum foil, his soda can bowl, or whatever scrubber he is using. Austin is retarded and we've witnessed him improvise many smoking devices, the gray/black staining is almost certainly because he's using his soda can or foil bowl again. Not sure why he just wouldn't get a proper pipe, they sell them at every petrol station in America for a single USD.
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^these are literally crack pipes.

Ah, yes. No shortage of the gas station roses. I see your point looking at the supplied image. Both ends of the cylinder would be open. When you heat the scouring pad, the fumes and residue would travel out along the pipe and onto the thumb, or whatever fingers were holding the pipe. Whatever Austin is doing, he’s gripping whatever instrument he uses like a hard cock since the residue can be seen on the webbing between the thumb and forefinger.

Regarding purchasing a proper pipe, I think a crack high only lasts for like fifteen minutes. Austin definitely doesn’t have any semblance of impulse control and never plans ahead for anything, so I would assume a crack binge is one of those random urges that he satiates and improvises with whatever he has laying around.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Whatever Austin is doing, he’s gripping whatever instrument he uses like a hard cock since the residue can be seen on the webbing between the thumb and forefinger.

After reusing his foil pipe, soda can, steel wool, etc it would definitely be caked with ash/residue and I doubt he makes a fresh setup every 10 minutes when he steps away for water that he never returns drinking 3 seconds later. So it's likely from just fiddling with his ghetto tier smoking apparatus.

 

[The Wokest]

Fuck it let's DIY it

 

[Barsik]

 

[Gooby]

Bossman's brand new sponsorship is paused/might not last more than a day. Apparently one of the many people he scammed complained to his sponsor and the sponsor told boss the deal they have isn't going forward until they get the full picture. Since the full picture is that Bossman took a $600 loan and now refuses to pay it back because the guy complained Bossman wasn't paying it back in a timely manner, I imagine the site isn't going to be happy with the person they're considering sponsoring.

 

[Dizzyuntildeath]

He's still in his 20s, so it's okay.

You look at that face. Into those eyes and you tell me he isn't currently inhabited by an ancient drug demon.

 

[IcedBacon]

Know, O kiwis, that between the years when Chris fucked his mom and his trip to prison, and the years of the rise of the Sons of Null, there was an Age undreamed of, when degenerate retards lay spread across the world like cows in lush pastures.

Hither came Bossman, the Virginian, grey-fingered, sunken-eyed, bong in hand, a thief, a rapper, a pussy slayer, with gigantic melancholies and gigantic mirth, to gamba throughout the casinos of the Earth.

 

[AntiSchwuletteAktion]

It doesn't matter what he's using for a pipe, he's using a cheap, disposable lighter from a gas station to heat it. Every time he lights up he's smudging up the pipe with the lighter fumes. He never cleans the pipe, so over time it becomes blackened and his hands get smudged in turn

 

[ScurvyRat]

I make one comment about crack heads burning their fingerprints off and I come back to you RATS making a full-ass tutorial on how to smoke crack, how to make the paraphernalia, and multiple theories on the bossmancrack hands

I'm so proud

It doesn't matter what he's using for a pipe, he's using a cheap, disposable lighter from a gas station to heat it. Every time he lights up he's smudging up the pipe with the lighter fumes. He never cleans the pipe, so over time it becomes blackened and his hands get smudged in turn

For what it's worth he uses those disposable butane torches. They're better for smoking crack, apparently. someone's got that gif of him double fisting them while he hits the tin foil

Man that L got pretty dirty over the past year or so....

 

[drachenbarde]

Bossman's brand new sponsorship is paused/might not last more than a day. Apparently one of the many people he scammed complained to his sponsor and the sponsor told boss the deal they have isn't going forward until they get the full picture. Since the full picture is that Bossman took a $600 loan and now refuses to pay it back because the guy complained Bossman wasn't paying it back in a timely manner, I imagine the site isn't going to be happy with the person they're considering sponsoring.

Wait until they google him or search for him on youtube

 

[postfeetpls]

He's still in his 20s, so it's okay.

The only thing resembling 20s about the Boss is his birth certificate. His skin, face and lungs are those of a 40yo coal miner.

 

[draggs]

Bossman's brand new sponsorship is paused/might not last more than a day. Apparently one of the many people he scammed complained to his sponsor and the sponsor told boss the deal they have isn't going forward until they get the full picture. Since the full picture is that Bossman took a $600 loan and now refuses to pay it back because the guy complained Bossman wasn't paying it back in a timely manner, I imagine the site isn't going to be happy with the person they're considering sponsoring.

Don't this sponsor understand that bossman doesn't have to do shit other than fuck someone's mom and toss them in the bin when they try to make him feel some kinda way? Don't this sponsor understand the same thing is gonna happen to them if they dont treat bossman right?

 

[Capt. Jean Luc Ritard]

how would you even get mad about this if you got scammed?

'NOOOO I THREW MY MONEY AT THIS RETARD INSTEAD OF RETARD PRIME NOOOO'

What's funny is the scammers will in all likelihood use the money in a more responsible way than the real deal

 

[Postal Dude]

Whatever Austin is doing, he’s gripping whatever instrument he uses like a hard cock since the residue can be seen on the webbing between the thumb and forefinger.

It’s probably not crack residue then, that’s just derricks blackness rubbing off on him

 

[MadStan]

Fun fact about the crack hands:
Often when police are booking crackheads, they fail to get decent fingerprints off of them. The way they hold the hot glass while they get high tends to burn off their fingerprints over time.

That’s interesting. To think, I could have erased mine and had more fun at the same time.

 

[Shartin' Luther]

Was there a ban purge on the Twitch channel? For some reason I'm unbanned. I've done nothing in that channel except laugh at him for losing money and I did the same in my ban appeal.

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Was there a ban purge on the Twitch channel? For some reason I'm unbanned. I've done nothing in that channel except laugh at him for losing money and I did the same in my ban appeal.

He unbanned over a thousand people. One at a time, by hand. Wishing there was a mass unban option.

 

[Sneeds]

Austin got mentioned in an Anti Gamba video (I timestamped the link)

 

[East_Clintwood]

He unbanned over a thousand people. One at a time, by hand.

He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will crackbrain.