What conspiracy theories do you believe in? - Put your tinfoil hats on

This is technically anti conspiracy and retarded, but Alex Jones is wrong about anyone turning the frogs gay, my evidence is Jurassic Park.
Atrazine is a chemical pollutant that altered the hormones of Texan frogs. In particular, it made the male frogs female due to lowered testosterone and environmental stress (like in Jurassic Park). What Jones said was "I DON'T LIKE 'EM PUTTIN CHEMICALS IN THE WATER THAT TURN THE FRIGGIN' FROGS GAY! SICK OF THIS CRAP!"
A proper statement would be, "Chemical pollutants are harming our local environment by forcefully transitioning male frogs into the opposite sex. Indeed, my dear viewers, I am overwhelmed with rage over this dire situation. How could these chemicals effect our fellow men? I feel violently ill!"

The intent of Jones' statement is correct, but not the literal words. Trump is similar in that regard. To tie it back to the thread a bit, here's a couple theories:

1. Those "dumb" statements are used by several politicians and celebrities to deflect from actual gaffes. If you've ever read "Crippled America," Trump outright states he's baiting the news into anger. Intentionally retarded or silly statements are easy targets. If you're able to get the media to focus on something like "The wall just got ten feet higher," instead of "There's my black guy over there," you've simultaneously furthered your cause and diminished a true slip of the tongue.

2. I believe it's an open secret in politics that most politicians/speechwriters have read Mein Kampf and studied Hitler's oration to perfect their speeches. Nobody admits it because they would catch a lot of friendly fire in the process. To be clear, I don't think these people are nazis; they simply recognize that Hitler was a persuasive figure and wish to emulate that skill.
 
Nobody will believe you, they don't even believe COVID vaccine injuries exist.
More people believe in the COVID vaccine injuries than other vaccine injuries because they tend to be high-profile.

But I can’t tell you how many people deny vaccine injuries. Even people wanting to cure autism believe vaccines “saved the world” and have “nothing to do with autism”. Conspiracy theories may be socially unacceptable but medical ones are especially socially unacceptable.
 
I find it curious that when I was a child I was constantly nagged that my grandmother was going to kill us all with her hairspray, because that thing somehow made the Ozone layer thinner, making the Grenhouse Effect weaker and allowing Ultraviolent light to get more easily, which would cause all sort of cancer and burns and stuff.



Turns out that now we have too much Greenhouse Effect, because a whole generation of women bullied about their haircare is now dead. And, somehow, we must be getting more ultraviolent light cuz my skins burns now more easily than it did twenty years ago.
Greenhouse effect is a different effect. Hairsprays and old fridges and so on used to use Chlorofluorocarbons as refrigerants and propellants, but those turned out to weaken the ozone layer (leading to increased UV intensity) and also have high greenhouse effect (i.e. reabsorption of solar radiation reflected by the surface and subsequent heating). CFCs and so on were banned because of that, so the ozone layer could slowly rebuilt (leading to lower UV intensity at least in the areas where it had a significant impact), and radiative forcing by CFCs was reduced. Other greenhouse gases are still emitted, so that effect is still ongoing (I'll get back to that in a bit).
I think intensity has mostly risen due to the air being much cleaner these days, as I said before, reduction of sulphur aerosols and fine dust particulates leads to decreased scattering (sun is more white than yellow), decreased absorption (burns quicker), and decrease cloud coverage (certain aerosols act as seeds for cloud formation).
The physics of the atmosphere and climate and so on are known, but also extremely complicated and highly interactive. It's hard to predict things properly. As such, I do believe that the IPCC is a bit of a scam, and much of current climate change politics is, well, politics. The IPCC models do not properly model one of the most important factors in surface temperatures, cloud coverage, as far as I understand it. That adds an error to the predictions that, if properly propagated throughout the years, makes the predictions utterly worthless. Generally, the lack of error bars on many of their fancy graphs makes things untrustworthy.
There's a monocausal focus on CO2 as the key driver of radiative forcing and thus climate change, and their work on their models reflects this. It is based around CO2, and any deviation from measured values leads to a change in the model's CO2 sensitivity. Basically, measure temperature actually higher than predicted? CO2 forcing must be even worse, let's adjust the factor! And the predictions get more apocalyptic with each iteration.
Furthermore, I think their data collection and selection methods are flawed and the whole "global mean temperature" they constantly blather about is a worthless number. They use a combination of space and ground based temperature measurements, but I don't see how they can accurately correct for the very intense change in environmental factors over the years. I.e., urban heat island effects, drying out swamps near measurement stations, reducing vegetation and generally reducing albedo. All of which are effects that will significantly increase the local temperature, and with the world's population rising and thus people building things constantly, it is no wonder that many measurement stations would measure increased temperatures.
As such I think climate science at the moment is highly flawed and heavily politicised.
It is a politically opportune science, too, because it creates a perpetual boogeyman that let's politicians demand that the people subject themselves to more control. Fossile fuels need to be reduced, so private people should abandon their ICE cars. Leaving them with electric cars (which are way more computerised than ever before and suffer from many infrastructure issues, so they'll be more controllable than petrol or diesel cars), or public transport. More control, less individual choice.
Climate change drives migration from the global south, and politicians love nothing more than uneducated masses they can control with gibs.
Fossile fuel reduction also drives power infrastructure change. Intermittent renewable energy sources drive energy prices up and require massive restructuring of the power grid. Increased control down to individual houses' grid connections is necessary to run this. More control over people.
It's an apocalyptic vision that brainrotted the younger generations and turned them into willing martyrs.
Green politics almost universally call for extreme measures to avoid climate change (which is based on rather nebulous numbers to begin with). There is never really a call for mitigation or preparation/acceptance. Anything that is not tearing down the status quo is rejected (for example nuclear power). It's not often spoken out loud, but all plans for "degrowth" also contain an end of capitalism and the establishment of a form of socialism that will totally work this time, trust us.
I couldn't say who is behind this conspiracy, but there seems to be a concerted effort to establish centralised power structures directly affecting the individual liberties of people and much more under the guise of climate change politics.
Tl;dr: I'm sceptical of the veracity of current climate science, and I believe that climate change is used politically as a vehicle to enact more direct control over the people.
 
It's not really a conspiracy theory, maybe more of a Mandela effect and showing my age but I swear I saw a Time cover or something telling us to prepare for the next ice age when I was a kid. Pre-internet.
Yeah, climate science predicts different things every few decades. For a while the common theory was that if the Greenland icecap melts it'll reduce the Gulf Stream, leading to an ice age in the northern hemisphere.
That Times cover you mean was a fake, tho.
 
Again, not another theory...not sure what this is yet, but insert Black Mirror episode comment here:
 
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There is something wrong with the sun, or maybe the atmosphere.

Just... I can't be the only one noticing this stuff, right? Like the sun looking like it's been replaced with a galaxy-sized bright white light bulb? Sunlight feeling like the radiation is a lot stronger than previous years?

I don't think it's the sun that changed color, it's more that the air is getting cleaner
I think it’s this. Where I live the air is not very clean. Where my family live I notice a real difference depending on whether it’s in the very crowded British town they’re in (smoggy) or the very remote place that has clean air. When the town family have been to the remote place they all say the same thing - the air and sky look different. And they do, and it’s probably because of cleaner air.
Having said that, I think the strength of the sun feels stronger too. Maybe I’m just getting old but it does seem stronger these days and I burn faster. The sun does go through cycles.
 
It's not really a conspiracy theory, maybe more of a Mandela effect and showing my age but I swear I saw a Time cover or something telling us to prepare for the next ice age when I was a kid. Pre-internet.
No that memory is real.

I remember a magazine cover with the large text "Snowball Earth" about how aerosols or whatever would reflect enough light and heat so that the earth's temperature would cool, ice would increase, that would itself reflect more light and heat and cause a feedback loop that causes a global ice age.
 
I'll chuck out some mad headlines, pick any if you want more sperging:

  • The dinosaurs were wiped out from an explosion on Earth, not from space.
  • Sonic and Knuckles, Rainbow Six Vegas 2, Mindjack and Nvidia's SLI scared the industry shitless and were instantly killed.
  • War in a human, cognitive sense evolved millenia after Homo Sapiens came to be. Much like the colour blue is wasn't visable 2000 years ago.
  • War, not territorial protection, is a fabrication and Homo Sapiens default mode is peace.
  • Africans, Europeans and Orientals are separate sub-species of Homo Sapiens, like Homo Neanderthalensis and Homo Denisovans.
  • The Hindenburg disaster was a terrorist attack by oil barons to stop airship travel.
  • Aquatic primates exist or existed.
 
How did they scare the industry, and how were they killed?
Sonic and knuckles - Put a game on a game and play a different character in that game. The idea, if allowed to cook, would mean the potential of playing as Master Chief in Half-life. Sonic 1,2, 3 and S+K were the peak. What happened afterwards?

Rainbow six vegas 2 - Allowed you to import any face on the characters. Was stopped after a Cease and Desist by (IIRC) Tom cruise, as everyone was playing as Tom Cruise. Apparently the justification was copyright infringement but, taken to it's logical conclusion, could have had teams in COD of IRL people murdering politicians, celebrities etc.
BONUS: Remember Baldur's gate 1+2 allowed you to import your own picture to use in game as your characters pic.

Mindjack - The best game nobody played. It was an arcade shooter but the twist was that the enemies were all controlled by humans. Imagine TLoU but the enemies are other players around the world trying to stop you. The filtering that would have happened would have killed the normie interest in the industry overnight. PL: Me and my mates were banned from every server in the game because we prevented other players from getting passed level 1. Best game ever.

SLI - Why pay £2000 for a new shiny GPU when you can fish 50 old shitty ones out of the bin and link them together? SLI would have killed Nvidia.

Together, these little bits, if allowed to flourish, would have resulted in a forever game where you and your friends could be in any game you wanted, playing as you as the MC, running on 10 duct-taped GTX 970's. Imagine GTA but it's you and your friends with realistic faces, shooting up a load of other people with realistic faces. Or playing Halo vs not the covenant but Osama bin laden and blacks, or the KKK or politicians and they're not AI, they're other humans. The possibilities are endless and would funnel all online games to 1 per genre.
Voice actors and MOCAP industry would be rendered useless and collapse over night.
What do you mean? The s-cone in the human eye evolved only in the last 2000 years?
My bad, it's 4500 years ago~.

It's a rabbit hole with solid scientific evidence - as much as there can be when looking into history, that shows no mention of the colour blue in any ancient texts and very strange descriptions for other colours. Tribes (modern day) that date back thousands of years were tested and they cannot see blue, they can distinguish shades of green that our modern eyes can't detect.
 
Sonic and knuckles - Put a game on a game and play a different character in that game. The idea, if allowed to cook, would mean the potential of playing as Master Chief in Half-life. Sonic 1,2, 3 and S+K were the peak. What happened afterwards?
Hm. I mean, on the one hand, that exists in the form of mods and sometimes official add ons. I feel like there are too many technical hurdles to make this a more common thing these days, plus IP issues and so on.
Rainbow six vegas 2 - Allowed you to import any face on the characters. Was stopped after a Cease and Desist by (IIRC) Tom cruise, as everyone was playing as Tom Cruise. Apparently the justification was copyright infringement but, taken to it's logical conclusion, could have had teams in COD of IRL people murdering politicians, celebrities etc.
BONUS: Remember Baldur's gate 1+2 allowed you to import your own picture to use in game as your characters pic.
Ah yeah. Copyright and so on would be a minefield. Additionally, RSV2 was in 2008, and while Crysis had already set the new standard for graphical fidelity, many games were still in the previous generation of sorts. I think trying to make face imports a feature now would just look too jarring and shit unless someone puts way more work into making algorithms better.
Mindjack - The best game nobody played. It was an arcade shooter but the twist was that the enemies were all controlled by humans. Imagine TLoU but the enemies are other players around the world trying to stop you. The filtering that would have happened would have killed the normie interest in the industry overnight. PL: Me and my mates were banned from every server in the game because we prevented other players from getting passed level 1. Best game ever.
I don't see any active decision to kill it, sounds like there was simply no interest in it, with potentially massive issues regarding balancing and griefing.
SLI - Why pay £2000 for a new shiny GPU when you can fish 50 old shitty ones out of the bin and link them together? SLI would have killed Nvidia.
I mean, SLI existed for a long time, and the technical limitations are pretty severe. Just putting more and more cards together is gonna be physically problematic, and programming that shit would be a nightmare. I think this was just market demands.
It's a rabbit hole with solid scientific evidence - as much as there can be when looking into history, that shows no mention of the colour blue in any ancient texts and very strange descriptions for other colours. Tribes (modern day) that date back thousands of years were tested and they cannot see blue, they can distinguish shades of green that our modern eyes can't detect.
Hm, fascinating. Although I'd be careful with that, there's bound to be an intermix between physical perception and linguistics, and the latter having a profound effect on percetion sometimes.
I find it hard to believe that trichromacy physically developed only recently, and that dichromacy was the norm that shortly ago.
 
This is technically anti conspiracy and retarded, but Alex Jones is wrong about anyone turning the frogs gay, my evidence is Jurassic Park.

The dinosaurs changed sex from female to male because it was a single sex population, and somehow the scientists didn’t take into account they spliced the dinos with amphibian frog dna, frogs do the same thing because life finds a way

Edit: Jurassic Park autism

Yeah, that was a movie, and not a good one.
 
Again, not another theory...not sure what this is yet, but insert Black Mirror episode comment here:

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So you can buy them over and over again and become a Friend serial killer. You could actually become the world's first techno-serial killer.


I already did in a Tamagotchi when I was 9...no Friend is safe...
 
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No that memory is real.

I remember a magazine cover with the large text "Snowball Earth" about how aerosols or whatever would reflect enough light and heat so that the earth's temperature would cool, ice would increase, that would itself reflect more light and heat and cause a feedback loop that causes a global ice age.

It might have been National Geographic, they did a lot of 'ice age coming soon' stuff in the 70s-80s.
 
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My bad, it's 4500 years ago~.

It's a rabbit hole with solid scientific evidence - as much as there can be when looking into history, that shows no mention of the colour blue in any ancient texts and very strange descriptions for other colours. Tribes (modern day) that date back thousands of years were tested and they cannot see blue, they can distinguish shades of green that our modern eyes can't detect.
From what tiny amount I looked into that, it sounded more like a language thing. Like they had the color and the ability to see it, just we don't know the word for it.
 
I don't buy the Jews being dominant on their own. I believe that the political Zionism project arose in earnest to what it is today as a useful tool by business elité in the Anglosphere to control the rabidly religious American population. This tool has since failed and morphed into the puppet running the show due to mismanagement and a complete underestimation as to how far such a population would take this Zionism to the point that the tail started wagging the dog sometime in the 60's. This mistake by the Anglo elite and their (((partners))) won't lead to the rapture, but rather nuclear war, which Evangelicals will paint as the rapture even as they writhe to a painful death by rqdiation sickness and horrific burns.
 
I'll chuck out some mad headlines, pick any if you want more sperging:

  • The dinosaurs were wiped out from an explosion on Earth, not from space.
  • War in a human, cognitive sense evolved millenia after Homo Sapiens came to be. Much like the colour blue is wasn't visable 2000 years ago.
  • War, not territorial protection, is a fabrication and Homo Sapiens default mode is peace.
  • Africans, Europeans and Orientals are separate sub-species of Homo Sapiens, like Homo Neanderthalensis and Homo Denisovans.
  • Aquatic primates exist or existed.
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Hm. I mean, on the one hand, that exists in the form of mods and sometimes official add ons.
Mods, but not standard practice. RSV2 and BG1+2 had the ability for me to upload my pics and voice lines, even changing the loading screen hints to "for a better world, murder all"
Ah yeah. Copyright and so on would be a minefield.
It would, but it's an excuse not to do it, rather than something that could be implemented. Like no mini games are allowed in loading screens because a company copyrighted the idea.
I don't see any active decision to kill it, sounds like there was simply no interest in it, with potentially massive issues regarding balancing and griefing.
The game came out to little fanfare in the middle of big releases, it was allowed to die. While the game was bang average, the ability to jump into someone else's game was revolutionary. Dark souls nicked the idea for their summons. Yes it would cause griefing, that's why it was killed, to placate the simpletons who have to have auto-aim, regenerating health, infinite lives, auto saves and yellow roads and quest markers.
I mean, SLI existed for a long time, and the technical limitations are pretty severe. Just putting more and more cards together is gonna be physically problematic, and programming that shit would be a nightmare. I think this was just market demands.
It existed but little was done with it, it was brought out to great promise, left to rot, then killed. Nvidia realised they would open pandoras box. As for physical limitations, come on buddy. Have you seen the size of modern day GPUs?
From what tiny amount I looked into that, it sounded more like a language thing. Like they had the color and the ability to see it, just we don't know the word for it.
Think about what you're saying.

"Good morning apollius"
"Good morning astrophius, the Sky sure is looking....today"
"It sure is, astrophius, with nary a cloud in the sky it certinaly is looking... Just like the ocean, it's very...and crystal clear"

The idea that multiple civilisations would shrug at unable to name the colour blue, while naming everything else they see, is more far fetched than our eyes not adapting to the colours. Dogs are colour blind you know.
A lot selected, but I’m interested in your thoughts on these ones.
Pick a card, any card. Saves me typing 10 pages of sperg in one go and keeps the reader wanting more.
 
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It existed but little was done with it, it was brought out to great promise, left to rot, then killed. Nvidia realised they would open pandoras box. As for physical limitations, come on buddy. Have you seen the size of modern day GPUs?
Yeah, but it's not like older ones were that much smaller, not to mention that trying to fit more than four cards in a single tower is already a challenge, or that mainboards rarely have even more than two PCIe slots to begin with.
Also, you'll run into massive efficiency issues. Pipeline bandwidths will run out, and trying to route data through that many different physical locations that are not necessarily optimized for each other isn't gonna net you performance boosts. Parallel processing is still not all that easy.
 
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