Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Caverlock]

Hey, guys. I’m not dead.
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A Closer Look at the 4th Annual Roast of Milwaukee


The 4th Annual Roast of Milwaukee was announced on July 5th, 2018.

https://archive.ph/ws2XT

For some reason, Patrick Tomlinson, who was known to have emotional breakdowns on stage:

https://archive.is/43cOY

And be avoided by more clever comedians:


http://archive.is/OUwnC

Was one of the local microcelebrities chosen to be roasters.

https://archive.is/p9xXx

Patrick was flying high in July 2018, a blue-check six-figure super-stud comedian. Norm/11 was over a month away, and the Lappening, arrest report, and other skeletons in his closet were still locked away.

https://archive.is/HiKVR

Niki accompanied Patrick and recorded the performance.

https://archive.is/TXaRO

He must have thought his performance was better than Norm MacDonald’s Bob Saget Roast, at least.



https://archive.is/uBc5d;https://archive.ph/HSQCY


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ln0qlOw75TY
Patrick used 5 of his 10 minutes to show his 1.2 GPA understanding of roasts by praising Milwaukee, including the controversial light rail system, and reacting cuntily when one person quietly booed.

https://streamable.com/dbhrq4

The other half of his set was drawn from his 15 total minutes of material cultivated over 7 years.

Niki most likely convinced him not to use his signature Adrienne and Annabelle murder bit at the women's shelter benefit:


“I’m gonna look so fuckin’ cool when I take my scripted last swig…….now! No! Now! No…..ok, now!”

https://streamable.com/8c8cie

It turns out that there is audio of the entire event.

Patrick is first mentioned by Kaitlin McCarthy. Actual comedian Kaitlin affectionately “roasts” Milwaukee, and the dais members in turn (Patrick was third) exaggerating each person’s biggest accolade, but reminding them that they’re still big fish in the small pond that is their city.
“Patrick Tomlinson! He’s the #1 sci-fi novelist…in Milwaukee! Boom! Roasted!”

Patrick Tomlinson decides this assault on his ego shall not stand.
“Same punchline three times? Really? OK. Yeah, all right.”

Pig: “‘Boom roasted!’”
No one else cuntily yells out during others’ sets.

Actual comedian Matt Werner is the next to mention Milwaukee’s most special boy. Patrick responds with his troll-owning sarcastic laugh:

For reference:

Never say the “r-word, btw:

https://archive.ph/g8hDa

I think Niki, Patrick’s (state-funded?) caretaker, hushes Baby Patrick at this point, but I’ll include others’ comments on him to close this out:

Comedian Dana Ehrmann

Radio Host Ramie Maklouf

Patrick probably had roasts (he had 25 days to prepare), but he drunkenly bloviated too much and ran over his time.

 

[bile demon]

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"yeaaahh....das rite cracka...." - Officer Evans

"What about... the other way around?"

Pat sounds incredibly fucking gay when he gets angry.
This is the most closeted man in Wisconsin.

He sounds like the Sworn Enemy vocalist when he starts sperging out.

Parental rights
I don't need
Screw raising kids
I'd rather eat and tweet

 

[Black Man Underwear]

For some reason, Patrick Tomlinson, who was known to have emotional breakdowns on stage:

>I took the stage still seething from the Trump rally.
Coping
Seething
Dilating
This man is a parody of himself.

 

[Hitlerswag420]

fat previously scoring a book deal was largely down to him and his SFWA pederastamigos leveraging his lazy "TRUMP BAD

The person who signed him literally said this on a podcast. Not sure about the angry robot one, but he got signed by tor directly as a result of this

He absolutely will, he still insists that he wasn't ordered to pay quasi. The real question is which excuse he'll go with imo, I'm betting on a simultaneous "the judge was an idiotchild" and "the suit never happened, stalker"

"I've been getting terrorised by a group of Nazis for absolutely no reason. Also I've filed two totally valid lawsuits and they were wrongfully dismissed by judges who made huge mistakes. I didn't appeal because my attorney didn't inform me of that possibility (even though I told a troll pretending to be a Huffington Post journalist that I was planning to appeal prior to their dismissal).

 

[Divine right to rule]

The way he is mostly silent on his current lolsuit suggests that he won't sperg out when it gets thrown out.

Truly a tragedy. I wish he would stage a one-man protest in front of the police-hq, holding a schizo sign about stalkers and Drumpf.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

How pathetic do you have to be where the roast of your city just becomes the roast of you? Spot on though for saying that Patrick doesn't want you to form an opinion.

The way he is mostly silent on his current lolsuit suggests that he won't sperg out when it gets thrown out.

Truly a tragedy. I wish he would stage a one-man protest in front of the police-hq, holding a schizo sign about stalkers and Drumpf.

He should self immolate like a true protestor. The city wouldn't need street lamps on for months!

 

[S.C.U.D.]

@Caverlock thanks for the writeup. Your in-depth explorations of seemingly minor events of Patlore, which while individually small on the surface, all add up to a fuller and more complete picture of the porker we know and love today, really help spice up the thread during the slow periods where he isn't up to much. All Patposter understanding of the kind of guy Pat is is further enriched thanks to your efforts.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

The way he is mostly silent on his current lolsuit suggests that he won't sperg out when it gets thrown out.

Truly a tragedy. I wish he would stage a one-man protest in front of the police-hq, holding a schizo sign about stalkers and Drumpf.

The timing of the suit makes me think it was almost filed under duress and actually filed more by Nikki than by Fats. Because he had to file it to try to get the $80k back for whoever bankrolled him.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

@Caverlock thanks for the writeup. Your in-depth explorations of seemingly minor events of Patlore, which while individually small on the surface, all add up to a fuller and more complete picture of the porker we know and love today, really help spice up the thread during the slow periods where he isn't up to much. All Patposter understanding of the kind of guy Pat is is further enriched thanks to your efforts.

I find it funny that the people in his city and even in his own peer groups hate him. If he didn't have a 1.2GPA he'd be smart enough to move and try his hand some place else. I hear Seattle has a lot of niggers for Nikki to get dominated by and for pepperoni ingredients. it's also Leftist shit hole. Or is he afraid his Rustang and crotchrocket would get stolen/ broken into?

 

[ILoveNiggers]

Patrick actually knows something? Goddamn, I'm impressed!
Probably learned it when the niglets started speaking English to him telling him they didn't want to become pepperoni.

I might be misreading this, I was saying that Pat was the first to call himself "Fatrick". Was that not right?

That was not right. Patso and Fatrick were the original O&A insults for him that they seemingly got bored of and just went with "fat faggot" and "stupid cunt." I assume Pat used Fatrick because it was a relatively safe thing to write on the side of his own house compared to the abuse he'd been getting at that point.

 

[AutoClownMaker]

The way he is mostly silent on his current lolsuit suggests that he won't sperg out when it gets thrown out.

There exist lawyers with ethics. People who won't take a doomed LOLsuit case. Patrick found a group who would. Patrick should have gotten a call from the firm saying 'If you talk about the case we'll dump you'.

Patrick wants to be seen as a victim and his totally valid case of police abuse being rejected is abuse....of his ego. When prodded he'll squeal once he's shopped around an appeal.

The timing of the suit makes me think it was almost filed under duress and actually filed more by Nikki than by Fats.

The clock was running out on his ability to file. File or lose the rights to sue. That $80k is gone. Rather surprised the pests haven't examined probate records to see if that cash didn't come from an estate of one of the family.

 

[Something Awful]

I find it funny that the people in his city and even in his own peer groups hate him. If he didn't have a 1.2GPA he'd be smart enough to move and try his hand some place else.

Excuse me, child?



Though also...

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Insufferable, condescending prick who writes shitty books and tells you what to think. The self proclaimed political pundit bit was great too, reminds me of the FBI roasting Jackie. @Caverlock great write up, goes to show there’s a little bit of pat poster in all of us, even the people in pat’s own circles who aren’t actively calling him out just hate watch him from a distance.

 

[Judge Holden]

That was not right. Patso and Fatrick were the original O&A insults for him that they seemingly got bored of and just went with "fat faggot" and "stupid cunt." I assume Pat used Fatrick because it was a relatively safe thing to write on the side of his own house compared to the abuse he'd been getting at that point.

Given how simple the insult is and how terminally arrested his emotional development is, I share the suspicions others have that this was one of the more frequent nicknames he had in middle school, and likely one of his early trigger words which would drive him into a screaming pig tantrum that he would inevitably escape all consequence for due to an over-coddling sow mother who worked for the school board and the fact he was borderline retarded enough for teachers not to want to actually enforce basic discipline beyond punishing those who set him off.

I also suspect that his unique "NO CHILD. THAT IS NOTTT TRUE....THAT IS SIMPLY....INCORRECT" cadence and vernacular may be derived from the same timeframe, likely through one of the teachers (perhaps even his aforementioned sow mother) he could rely on to reproach those calling him fat while he sat smirking at her side, a system which he presumed to be able to replicate in grown-up world to those who angered him

 

[Jeff_the_Thriller]

Attention all Glasgow gamers, Oghenechovwe Donald Ekpeki (pronounced OO-ga-bu-ga Donald UH-GRI-fter) needs your help!
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https://www.gofundme.com/f/help-oghenechovwe-ekpeki-attend-the-2024-glasgow-worldcon

Hog tits has no problem begging for money to help the poor unfortunate negro because he's such a great ally. I went through the very short list of donations and this cheap fuck couldn't even cough up $5 to make it look like he gives a shit. But you know who did...

If Fatrick cared more about IRL appearance more than online, maybe he use that gym membership for something of than trawling the sauna for dick.

 

[Divine right to rule]

Excuse me, child?

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Though also...

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You can safely assume that someone who is constantly trying to appear smart to normal people, and constantly fails, is not even of above-average intelligence.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

You can safely assume that someone who is constantly trying to appear smart to normal people, and constantly fails, is not even of above-average intelligence.

You don't even need fails as part of that; every person I've ever met who tries to appear smart is usually kinda of a dumbass at best (even if lovable) - the smartest people I know universally kind of appeared dumb until you got to know them.

Fats unironically probably thinks Socrates is a fucking idiot because he keeps asking stupid questions.

 

[Something Awful]

Hog tits has no problem begging for money to help the poor unfortunate negro because he's such a great ally. I went through the very short list of donations and this cheap fuck couldn't even cough up $5 to make it look like he gives a shit. But you know who did...
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If Fatrick cared more about IRL appearance more than online, maybe he use that gym membership for something of than trawling the sauna for dick.

Just my opinion, but fuck the people donating any money to this. Why are you giving some Nigerian money to go to Scotland for a few days? What purpose does it serve? Donate to a local animal shelter or something, fuck.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Just my opinion, but fuck the people donating any money to this. Why are you giving some Nigerian money to go to Scotland for a few days? What purpose does it serve? Donate to a local animal shelter or something, fuck.

for the lulz, I suspect

fats+nigger is always more funny that fats alone

but most people are donating because of "muh feelz" and are too stupid to breathe without manual assistance

 

[Post Reply]

Just my opinion, but fuck the people donating any money to this. Why are you giving some Nigerian money to go to Scotland for a few days? What purpose does it serve? Donate to a local animal shelter or something, fuck.

Patrick deserves only the finest, freshest, globally sourced pepperoni.