TGWTG Linkara / Lewis Lovhaug - HMMMMMMM? (Dead Gay Muppet Gangbang)

I won’t pretend the prequels are perfect. But I still can’t help but side with a genuine fan that loves them, over Lewis obvious grifting and stanning over KK‘s Star Wars. He is always just selling his opinion for approval of the clique he wants to appeal to. In this case woke idiots And breadtubers. No to mention him trying to fake being “a feminist”.

I would take Lewis prequel hate points more seriously if he wasn’t also a TLJ fanboy. Won’t be surprised if he ends up defending The Acolyte too.

One thing that is getting overlooked is that Lewis is a self admitted Star Trek fan that is not that much into Star Wars fan, so it’s easy for him to blindly parrot the cliche old Red Letter media points because he truly has no investment. Remember that Lewis only parrots what he thinks is “the consensus“.

I will side with a prequel fan over a Disney Wars fanboy anyday.
I'd just call them both Cunts.
 
I won’t pretend the prequels are perfect. But I still can’t help but side with a genuine fan that loves them, over Lewis obvious grifting and stanning over KK‘s Star Wars. He is always just selling his opinion for approval of the clique he wants to appeal to. In this case woke idiots And breadtubers. No to mention him trying to fake being “a feminist”.

I would take Lewis prequel hate points more seriously if he wasn’t also a TLJ fanboy. Won’t be surprised if he ends up defending The Acolyte too.

One thing that is getting overlooked is that Lewis is a self admitted Star Trek fan that is not that much into Star Wars fan, so it’s easy for him to blindly parrot the cliche old Red Letter media points because he truly has no investment. Remember that Lewis only parrots what he thinks is “the consensus“.

I will side with a prequel fan over a Disney Wars fanboy anyday.
Oh no, you can rip apart Lewis for shitting on the Prequels poorly, since he mostly does milktoast and basic takes that any bumbo can make.

The problem specifically that made me tune out was when he tried to defend the special editions of the OT. You lose any chance of your take not being shit when you try to justify the dogshit musical number from Episode 6, and the desperate attempt to continuously edit how Greedo gets shot. It's vandalizing what already was and it does affect pacing and motivations in negative ways.
 
I like anything that takes the piss out of Lewis, but I can't support defending the Prequels.

I get people grew up on them. But can Prequels fans just admit they like them even though they're bad and quit trying to make like they're good. I grew up on Canon Movies I love them they're entertaining as hell, but you're never going to see me claim American Ninja 2 is a good movie.
Yeah but "Enter the Ninja" has the greatest death in it when Christopher George, playing the baddie "Venarius", gets hit in the chest with a shuriken and gives this reaction:


A movie doesn't have to be good to be entertaining. But the prequels weren't good or entertaining. If anything they showed what a hack George Lucas was and the original trilogy's success was down to a good editor and script doctor. The prequels are all 100% Lucas.

I can also never forgive him for taking the galaxy's biggest badass in Darth Vader and turning him into a whiny little emo kid. Besides there's fan edits of the prequels out there that tell a much better and tighter story by eliminating a lot of the filler. Defend the prequels all you want. They're still a fucking mess.

The problem specifically that made me tune out was when he tried to defend the special editions of the OT. You lose any chance of your take not being shit when you try to justify the dogshit musical number from Episode 6, and the desperate attempt to continuously edit how Greedo gets shot. It's vandalizing what already was and it does affect pacing and motivations in negative ways.
Some of the edits didn't bother me. Like adding in Jabba even if Han walking over him looked janky as hell. Greedo shooting first though? Fuck that noise. The original made so much more sense and showed the kind of character Han was. Shoot first, ask questions later.

The extended musical number in Episode 6 though? That was absolute dogshit. There is no justification for that other than, "hey look what we can do now".
 
The thing about Lewis and Star Wars is he's openly admitted that he doesn't care for Star Wars, so him stanning for the sequels is just a transparent ploy to get good boy points it's hilarious. At least when he defended Girlbusters, he genuinely liked the Ghostbusters movies, (apparently 2 was his favorite) so he knew enough about the franchise to make a defense of it.

It's like him trying to defend Kamala Khan despite refusing to read her series when it first started because people told him to, so he refused to.
 
Oh no, you can rip apart Lewis for shitting on the Prequels poorly, since he mostly does milktoast and basic takes that any bumbo can make.

The problem specifically that made me tune out was when he tried to defend the special editions of the OT. You lose any chance of your take not being shit when you try to justify the dogshit musical number from Episode 6, and the desperate attempt to continuously edit how Greedo gets shot. It's vandalizing what already was and it does affect pacing and motivations in negative ways.
Honestly, I’ve never been the biggest SW fans, but I know enough of the basics of the lore, and everything I hear about the fans and what they argue about makes me want to just stay away and watch SW crap like a hermit, not sharing my opinions with anyone.

At least I can watch Ryan vs Dorkman in peace then.
 
Speaking of Entertaining vs Good

The original Death Wish is a good movie and a decent social commentary on America when it was made, and people being fed up with crime. Death Wish 3 is balls to wall schlock and I fucking love it.

Lewis definitely jumped on the Sequel loving train because it was trendy to do so with the crowd he was trying to impress.

If I'm honest Star Wars has one Great Movie the Empire Strikes Back. It was one Great tv show Andor which is so good because it's so devoid of the usual Star Wars call backs and troupes. The Show plot could be transplanted into a WWII French Resistance series or Roman Empire Series, and it still works.

Star Wars AKA A New Hope, Return of Jedi and Rogue One are Good as is Mandalorian Season 1.

Okay is The Force Awakens (Nothing New or inventive but fine) and Mandalorian Season 2.

The Bad is The Last Jedi, the Prequels, the Ewok Movies, and the Holiday Special.

Everything else is Mediocre. Nothing worth getting excited over or angry about.

When Sequel/Disney Fans fight Prequel Fans it really is just a Retard Fight.
 
And Sylvester McCoy was his favorite Doctor, and Voyager was his favorite Star Trek show.

Heck, he'd probably say Godfather 3 was his favorite of that trilogy.
While not the best example of Dr. Who and Trek they're far from the worst.

Godfather 3 however? I don't know one person that even defends that movie as being worth seeing. So yeah. It would be something Lewis claims is an underrated gem but only because it starred Sophia Coppola because woman and he's a cuck.
 
Godfather 3 however? I don't know one person that even defends that movie as being worth seeing. So yeah. It would be something Lewis claims is an underrated gem but only because it starred Sophia Coppola because woman and he's a cuck.
That movie did get a director's cut recently. Last I heard, some said it made the film better.

And Sylvester McCoy was his favorite Doctor, and Voyager was his favorite Star Trek show.
I think he said McCoy was the first Doctor he watched "before it was cool to watch Doctor Who" and he loved the adventure aspect, but did he ever explain why Voyager was his favorite Star Trek?
 
I think he said McCoy was the first Doctor he watched "before it was cool to watch Doctor Who" and he loved the adventure aspect, but did he ever explain why Voyager was his favorite Star Trek?
*searches for earliest examples of Janeway/Seven Of Nine futa porn*

....im serious here. His teen-coomer era is almost certainly why he latched on to the series so much
 
That movie did get a director's cut recently. Last I heard, some said it made the film better.


I think he said McCoy was the first Doctor he watched "before it was cool to watch Doctor Who" and he loved the adventure aspect, but did he ever explain why Voyager was his favorite Star Trek?
he claimed it felt the most 'scientific'
 
I like Sylvester McCoy, but he's nowhere near my favorite Doctor. BUT I won't judge that everyone has their own favorite. But Voyager fucking Voyager. I like Voyager but IMO it's not even as good as ENT especially ENT's last 2 seasons. But I'm going be real if someone ask what your favorite Trek show is there are only 3 acceptable answers TOS, TNG, or DS9 I will respect any one of those but if you say VOY, ENT, SNW, Prodigy, PIC, or Lower Decks I'm going to think less of you if you say Discovery I'm going to never talk to you again and pray I can refrain myself from hurting you.
 
he claimed it felt the most 'scientific'
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Sure it is, Linkara, sure it is.
 
But I'm going be real if someone ask what your favorite Trek show is there are only 3 acceptable answers TOS, TNG, or DS9 I will respect any one of those but if you say VOY, ENT, SNW, Prodigy, PIC, or Lower Decks I'm going to think less of you if you say Discovery I'm going to never talk to you again and pray I can refrain myself from hurting you.
Most of those weren't necessarily bad except Discovery. They're at least watchable although I've never seen Prodigy and don't really want to. Discovery shit the bed at the very start by butchering the Klingons. TNG went out of it's way to flesh them out and Discovery turned them into literal Orcs.

he claimed it felt the most 'scientific'
A show where they skirt physics by just adding technobabble and technology which is practically magic is somehow the "most scientific"?

Guy wouldn't know science if it came up and bit him on the nose.

Hasn’t Star Trek always tried to push the limit of what’s believable in sci fi? They seem like the show to try and do it.
To a certain degree yes. But at the same time they just try not to ignore actual science once we discover it.

For example in TOS the understanding of FTL travel was hazy at best. When TNG showed up it was better understood and they went with a "warp bubble" or "warp field" to explain how they could travel faster than light without worrying about the relativistic effects of it. Voyager, for all it's faults, wasn't more scientific than the rest of them.
 
A show where they skirt physics by just adding technobabble and technology which is practically magic is somehow the "most scientific"?

Guy wouldn't know science if it came up and bit him on the nose.
Technobabble is science to him. Motherfucker really is Moviebob just in the mid-west and still a Christian, at least as a teen, and with friends of his own. It's funny how you can have two people so similar and yet so different because they were raised in different environments.

If you used a time machine to swap Chris-Chan, Dobson, Moviebob and Lewis around as newborns, would Bob Dobson have gotten fired from his airport job? Would Andy Chandler have gone around college with a sign asking for a boyfriend free girl? Would Chris Lovhaug been a comic nerd who took himself way too seriously? And would Lewis Chipman have grown up to be a Nazi who wanted to gas the flyover states? Probably not, but the results wouldn't have been too dissimilar in my opinion.
 
Technobabble is science to him. Motherfucker really is Moviebob just in the mid-west and still a Christian


I am only quoting you because you reminded me of this. Not trying to contradict you

That being said, I put into question if Lewis is actually a "christian" or it its just a meaningless label he tags himself as like "feminist", and "optimist."

I know christianity has many denominations, and everyone has different levels of devotion. But have we actually seen Lewis do anything that can be considered "Christian"? Has he ever prayed? Or, at least made even vague references of reading the bible? Or going to church? Or following the teaching of Jesus?

I think people assume he is a Christian for two reasons Angel Armor. And because he identifies as one

But as we have talked before, "Angel Armor" contrary to what the title implies, is actually about how Lewis is the real messiah in a fantasy world.

And I think he takes the "christian" label because his parents are religious christians. Specially to keep his mom happy. But it doesn't seem to be a religion he is that much into it himself.
 
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I am only quoting you because you reminded me of this. Not trying to contradict you

That being said, I put into question if Lewis is actually a "christian" or it its just a meaningless label he tags himself as like "feminist", and "optimist."

I know christianity has many denominations, and everyone has different levels of devotion. But have we actually seen Lewis do anything that can be considered "Christian"? Has he ever prayed? Or, at least made even vague references of reading the bible? Or going to church? Or following the teaching of Jesus?

I think people assume he is a Christian for two reasons Angel Armor. And because he identifies as one

But as we have talked before, "Angel Armor" contrary to what the title implies, is actually about how Lewis is the real messiah in a fantasy world.

And I think he takes the "christian" label because his parents are religious christians. Specially to keep his mom happy. But it doesn't seem to be a religion he is that much into it himself.
If there was a religion that solely consisted of dickgirls, then he would be religious.
 
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