Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Fastest Hand In The East]

Ms. Sweep said in the CHIPS report that she learned that the house was cluttered during the initial raid. After the CHIPS report was dropped by MNPublicRecords Balldo accused Ms Sweep of perjury (lying under oath). Currently, with the court transcript provided by MNPublicRecords, Balldo himself confirmed that the house initially (which means during the first police raid) was cluttered. That's my point, he was accusing Ms. Sweep of lying under oath but then he says that the house was initially cluttered which was something mentioned in the CHIPS report.

Still, he could say that he wasn't denying this part in particular, you can worm your way around with words. The crazy things I've heard in the court, oh boy.

Musashi is talking about the disconnect between the bullshit propaganda Nick spews on his streams, and what he said in court. Not highlighting any discrepancy within the court proceeding itself.

Well, in that case I agree.

 

[Long-time Lurker]

Balldo Benoit is inevitable. Don't fight it.

Nah, At least Benoit had the decency to neck himself after his spree.

I'm not familiar with Benoit, can I get a full name? I thought this was similar to an Archer reference (Benoit Balls / Ben Wa Balldo).

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

I'm not familiar with Benoit, can I get a full name? I thought this was similar to an Archer reference (Benoit Balls / Ben Wa Balldo).

Chris Benoit. Star WCW/WWE wrestler who killed his whole family before hanging himself with a weightlifting set.

 

[Strix454]

I'm not familiar with Benoit, can I get a full name? I thought this was similar to an Archer reference (Benoit Balls / Ben Wa Balldo).

Chris Benoit was a pro wrestler who eventually brutally killed first his wife, then his child and then himself over a three-day period.

That family's drugs of choice were Xanax, hydrocodone, and hydromorphone.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Aaron said that when Nick’s father was yelling at Nick to do his taxes, he turned to Aaron and said, “That’s why I’m up here! [presumably meaning from Florida] To make sure he does his taxes!”

And then Aaron hastily added, “I’m sure Nick ended up doing his taxes.”

Is Nick ever NOT a big fucking baby? Imagine having to still be helicopter parented in your 40s.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

And then Aaron hastily added, “I’m sure Nick ended up doing his taxes.”

Apparently not his property taxes! Bob had to pay those

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

Aaron said that when Nick’s father was yelling at Nick to do his taxes, he turned to Aaron and said, “That’s why I’m up here! [presumably meaning from Florida] To make sure he does his taxes!”

And then Aaron hastily added, “I’m sure Nick ended up doing his taxes.”

Is Nick ever NOT a big fucking baby? Imagine having to still be helicopter parented in your 40s.

I'm more surprised Nick would even try doing his own taxes. That amount of income from all the various sources and various business/non-business expenses, etc, is a mine-field for a non-professional. I make a small fraction of what Nick does, am not stupid and I still pay someone to make sure it's right. Part of me thinks dad was just yelling at him to get all the receipts and documentation to his accountant.

 

[not william stenchever]

Aaron remembers Bob being there in April

Phrasing

 

[ChromaQuack]

Essentially if you are worried about 5G you can take these "totally not bullshit" pills and wear this pin and youre good to go


(Oh except for the part where these EMF badges have been found in countless 5G/cellular protection scams and are less effective than a tin foil hat.)

But if all else fails, you can always pick up their Emergency Radiation Kit, you know, just incase you find yourself in a nuclear apocalypse. It sports the Rumble logo, so you can think about your favorite streamers while your flesh is falling off. ONLY $349 while supplies last!

I wonder how many of those are actually radioactive, I remember amazon went on a banning spree of similar hoo-haa 'wellness' products because they were packed with thorium.

 

[AnOminous]

Also good April getting charged too. This sociopathic prick couldn't keep it under ANY Wraps and is gonna really get what he deserves. The lolcow that keeps on giving.

It looked like she was going to walk, but Nick the Prick had to strut around like the (Balldo-encrusted) COCK of the walk. Great jerb, asshole, now your side piece is charged too. Fucking idiot.

 

[not william stenchever]

I remember amazon went on a banning spree of similar hoo-haa 'wellness' products because they were packed with thorium.

The thorium is to give you a healthy glow.

 

[AltisticRight]

Who hasn’t been in April at this point?

@Fapcop

 

[Angry Shoes]

Watching the recent ElissaClips where Nick is in the hot tub. That tattoo looks like ass.

It's so janky looking. I'm not sure why he went out of his way to go to that artist. His art isn't great. I'm sure there were plenty of dudes in the Twin Cities who could have done it better.

 

[AnOminous]

If child services are dumb enough to give nick his kids back after a 9 year old asked a cop for new clothes, they can rot in hell. Also fuck the grandparents if they knew of the situation & visited the house a week before the arrest & had to result to the sister in law & local priest taking charge in helping those kids.

Remember literally every police encounter this criminal fuckup had in the months leading up to his final bust, because of his utter inability to drive like a normal person, had him whining pathetically about "muh keeds" and how much he hated them. It was so weird and funny they felt it necessary to write it up in their reports.

If he said "...take care of the clutter, mentioned in Mr. Sweep Report №___, dated ____"- then he would've shot himself in the foot.
Regards, court/corporate lawyer (but not in US)

He confirmed a fact they had in the report. "And even Defendant agrees that. . ." The fuck? You think someone seriously has to cite a report complete with page number and date while admitting to an incriminating fact for it to matter?

If the internet believed I had neglected my kids and likely drugged one of them, but I was innocent, there is no way I would stumble into describing that as “what I’ve done.” I don’t care how many drinks I’d had.

It's sunk in even to him that nobody believes his lies. They don't hate him because they mistakenly believe he's committed the heinous acts of a subhuman. They hate him because they KNOW he's committed the heinous acts of a subhuman. And he can't lie himself out of it.

Even if he was built like The Rock it would still look awful because the entire composition and application is flawed. It doesn't wrap evenly up and around his arm --suggesting the tattooist applied the stencil a single time and didn't bother to correct the placement, even though it's obvious even to the layman that it's incorrect-- so it looks squashed and awkward no matter what, a fact not helped by the generally screwed up proportions of the overall design.

It's a perfect tattoo for Nick, though. The tattoo artists really captured the very essence of his soul, which is to say, a cringy, worthless piece of shit loser with absolutely no redeeming features. It should look like a piece of shit, to symbolize the piece of shit it's tattooed on permanently. A slithering, cringy, mutt of a snake. Like Nick himself.

Prosecutor (same lawyer representing KCHHS) wanted the tests but argued it was in the interests of the children (wink, wink).

"Interests of the child" is this little insignificant thing called the "applicable legal standard." Genius lawyers like Nick ignore dumb shit like that, because the really important thing is "interests of the Nick."

 

[Strix454]

It's so janky looking. I'm not sure why he went out of his way to go to that artist. His art isn't great. I'm sure there were plenty of dudes in the Twin Cities who could have done it better.

One long-running theory is that Nick is more into getting Tattoos as performance art in front of a crowd than he is in getting tattoos that look good. That is all about him getting attention.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

As much as I hate/distrust when the state takes the kids away it was not the worst outcome of this. Imagine if Nick's kids came home from school or whatever one day only to find Nick and wife overdosed on the ground cold or worse his daughter dying from a lot of cocaine. Nick should be grateful for what has happened in the past 3 months.

This is the horrifying outcome that Nick and Kayla need to ponder seriously, but addicts are always more concerned about themselves than others.

I've met some scummy lawyers in my day and this absolutely isn't out of the realm of possibility. Let's be real, lawyers know what kind of clients they're dealing with and any lawyer halfway worth his salt knows Nick is a nut job who won't listen.

Anecdotes are not sufficient to establish a fact. Most lawyers are barely competent but honest or lazy--not some comic villain or unscrupulous idiot. Most will stay within the lines.

More stuff about the grandparents:

Aaron remembers Bob being there in April for the purpose of yelling at Nick to do his goddamn taxes, suggesting once again that Nick is far more financially dependent on/entangled with his parents than he lets on.

Aaron also says that the parents never made it much further than the entryway when they came to the house, so they supposedly only caught glimpses of the state of things.

Aaron said that when Nick’s father was yelling at Nick to do his taxes, he turned to Aaron and said, “That’s why I’m up here! [presumably meaning from Florida] To make sure he does his taxes!”

And then Aaron hastily added, “I’m sure Nick ended up doing his taxes.”

Is Nick ever NOT a big fucking baby? Imagine having to still be helicopter parented in your 40s.

Apparently not his property taxes! Bob had to pay those

I'm more surprised Nick would even try doing his own taxes. That amount of income from all the various sources and various business/non-business expenses, etc, is a mine-field for a non-professional. I make a small fraction of what Nick does, am not stupid and I still pay someone to make sure it's right. Part of me thinks dad was just yelling at him to get all the receipts and documentation to his accountant.

Nick used to stream while doing his taxes (often late) up until about 2020 or 2019. He was almost always late and filed for an extension.

I believe that someone ITT nearest the 1000 page mark dug up the fact that he paid a bunch of penalties on his property taxes.

 

[AnOminous]

One long-running theory is that Nick is more into getting Tattoos as performance art in front of a crowd than he is in getting tattoos that look good. That is all about him getting attention.

You might have something there, although I think it's a humiliation fetish if anything.

Look at his extremely homosexual facial expression as he is getting his flesh vandalized with tard scribbles:

 

[not william stenchever]

You might have something there, although I think it's a humiliation fetish if anything.

Look at his extremely homosexual facial expression as he is getting his flesh vandalized with tard scribbles:
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The dark eldar would find no joy in tormenting his worthless flesh and would just toss him into a ditch to avoid offending Slaanesh.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Nick could easily afford an accountant to take care of stuff on the regular, at least back when he was streaming regularly. But this is the guy who hired an editor, to do nothing. Who hates having people employed by him (or at least working for him), to the detriment of his own career. Much like everything else he's done.

Hell, I would think he would want an accountant just to take care of the business(es oh wait, Rekieta Law LLC is defunct) taxes, since presumably a lot of the complex tax shit should be on the business side of things. And that should be done quarterly.

I don't know how much you have to pay for mom and dad's tugboat, but I wouldn't think it's too involved, except for all his scams on "art".

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Anecdotes are not sufficient to establish a fact. Most lawyers are barely competent but honest or lazy--not some comic villain or unscrupulous idiot. Most will stay within the lines.

I understand that, but I imagine the conversations with Nick's lawyer go something like this:

Lawyer: Stop streaming and talking about your case.

Nick: I would love to stop streaming but it's my livelihood and I can't. I have a public image to maintain.

Lawyer: At least stop talking about your case...

Nick: Again, I have an image to maintain. The public needs SOME kind of explanation. I'm allowed to lie to the public because it's essential to maintain my image and livelihood.

Lawyer:......dios mio...*internally thanking Jesus he got deposit in advance*

*Lawyer stops giving advice*

I think that's more or less a fair assumption of what's going on behind the scenes. Nick thinks what he says in court and in public are two different things and he's going to say to the court he needs to maintain his image because he's a public figure or something like that.