Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[An Sionnach Seang]

Just my opinion, but fuck the people donating any money to this. Why are you giving some Nigerian money to go to Scotland for a few days? What purpose does it serve? Donate to a local animal shelter or something, fuck.

especially as your man could get there and back for a tenth of the price; and a tourist visa (which would cover convention appearances) is only £115

 

[Prokhor Zakharov]

His pose right there, could he be any more of a queer?

 

[Something Awful]

M-M-M-M-M-Multi-Part Tweet:



Media "elietes" once again. ...does he actually think it's a word?



In this moment, Rick is ecstatic about his future president Kalama Harris.

 

[Thé au lait]

M-M-M-M-M-Multi-Part Tweet:

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Media "elietes" once again. ...does he actually think it's a word?

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In this moment, Rick is ecstatic about his future president Kalama Harris.

I've never seen someone go through three positions in as many xeets, what the fuck?
They say "you are what you eat", is the niggeroni having adverse effects on Rick?

 

[Meriasek]

Y'know, I'm wondering. Fatirck clearly wants to be a political pundit, and he's clearly not busy writing books, and he has some following and audience to start with. Why has he never started a podcast? It could be ideal for him. He could talk about all sorts of things with various guests, his manly interests and scifi and politics. It'd cost him basically nothing, and he could potentially make some revenue with it, too. He's not ashamed of his gay voice since he goes to panel discussions and did stand up, so why does he not do a podcast teaching us what REAL CONSERVATISM is? He has ball washers who'll listen to it and could probably get some guys on air with him.
Why is he not doing anything but oinking on Twitter and being a maid in his Air BnB?

 

[Post Reply]

M-M-M-M-M-Multi-Part Tweet:

Look at this shit he's retweeted, too. Who the hell wants to read a 25-part spergout about Trump grabbing a water bottle? Lunatics like Pat, that's who.

 

[TerminalTryHard]

I love how he can't just switch his support to Kamala he had to be an original Kamala supporter, and I'm sure the sleuths who dig through all his tweets from 2020 will find ample support for kamala.

 

[lindsayfan]

cow crossover... @AirdropShitposts has discovered the only male entity arguably anywhere close to as fat and yet even more disgusting than our man of pig, Sean "Sapphixy" Simpson, maybe/apparently dunking on Jennifer? alas, Sapphixy is so terminally coombrained it's very difficult to determine intention, motivation or meaning.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

Why has he never started a podcast?

IIRLC (if I recall lore correctly) he did abort one he started that lasted like not even an episode?

Even he's not stupid enough to think his oinking would have any possibility of success.

also @Useful_Mistake your last post goes so well with your avatar change



holy fuck I just realized "it's an avatar avatar" my god i feel as dumb as fats

 

[Something Awful]

I love how he can't just switch his support to Kamala he had to be an original Kamala supporter, and I'm sure the sleuths who dig through all his tweets from 2020 will find ample support for kamala.

Shockingly, Rick is not lying this time. He was always on Team Kamala.





He even named the main character of his final book after her.

 

[Friedchickenfan]

No wonder he's fucking fat. That made me physically recoil when I saw him add milk with his fucking ramen. Like what the fuck.

He freshly milked it himself.

 

[bortherman]

He basically multiplied his own mathematical probability of losing!

It's his PATented move, The Quasi Gambit
Let's see if it costs him $83k this time around.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

He was always on Team Kamala.

i'm gonna pay extra special attention to every book of his i read just in case i find something relative to this. his first book series features a zimbabwean woman as the captain of the ship containing what's left of humanity and presumably stays important in the follow-up. whenever government gets re-established, i can't wait to see if it's a female prez now.

 

[deadtofaunus]

Pat is now a lowly moderator like Paul Weimer. He’s got nothing to promote and his last writing credit is half a decade old. Oh dear.

Panel moderators are supposed to ask interesting questions of the panelists. You don’t need Miss Cleo to predict this greasy ham is going to give repeated monologues instead of ensuring a lively conversation among the people who were invited there to share their own viewpoints.

Apologies for the phoneposting but despite all of Fatrick's Xitter chest-thumping about his Worldcon attendance (including posting a slightly misleading screenshot), it appears you were right on the money: apart from participating in a (multi-author) autograph session and whatever a "Table Talk" is, poor ol' Rick will only be moderating panels rather than guesting, as he would have probably liked people to think. No doubt he will take ample advantage of this opportunity to regale attendees with his porcine wit and Wikipedia-tier knowledge while leaving little time for the actual panelists themselves to speak.

Spoiler: Event details

 

[AnOminous]

Fats unironically probably thinks Socrates is a fucking idiot because he keeps asking stupid questions.

Meanwhile, the real reason Socrates was a fucking idiot is he drank hemlock.

We were not supposed to be allowed to read the Police's arguments. The court issued an order of HIDE EVERYTHING RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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That isn't even a sentence. The cops whose reputations are being impugned should oppose this bullshit. They need to quit hiring retards to write these docket entries because this shit is just embarrassing.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

 

[AnOminous]

In this moment, Rick is ecstatic about his future president Kalama Harris.

And this 1.2 GPA retard can't even spell her actual name.

Wait, it's the Goy and the Hotch doing this? Fascinating.

 

[Divine right to rule]

You don't even need fails as part of that; every person I've ever met who tries to appear smart is usually kinda of a dumbass at best (even if lovable) - the smartest people I know universally kind of appeared dumb until you got to know them.

Fats unironically probably thinks Socrates is a fucking idiot because he keeps asking stupid questions.

Honestly, I have seen people of different intelligence doing that at uni.
Some were reasonably intelligent, some average, some actually pretty smart.
Was mostly a self-esteem issue.
One guy was the big smartie at his class in country high-school, and he was rather average as soon as he entered University in the big city. He got humbled quick, and mellowed out after that.
Another one was from an established academic dynasty, everyone in his family were academics, his father a prominent academic.
He thought he needed to keep that tradition and pressured himself a lot. He *was* very intelligent and knowledgeable though and his self-pressure made him get top grades. Was very unpopular though.

Another one, who was most like Patrick, was a fucking music student I knew, who thought he was a great intellectual who could comment on everything with authority because he read "quality media". He formed a clique with other midwit retards, they all were communists of course. Handed out Stalinist flyers.
They all stayed in Uni without graduating until their 30s, only being active in campus politics and the communist and green parties of the student government.
Then they tried entering the main parties, but were refused because they were straight, native men, lol.

So, I think it can be an overcompensated self-worth complex, or legit narcissism and that it doesn't necessarily correlate with intelligence.
The intelligent ones just get away with it by being actually educated or smart enough to argue around that.
Patrick is neither, so he is a laughingstock.

 

[Something Awful]

The boys at the space lab were able to obtain some footage of these events.

 

[The Taco Santo!]

Why has he never started a podcast?

His voice and mannerisms are extremely gay, you see. Also, he's not quick-witted, and I think banter would be well beyond has capabilities. He also flies off the handle a lot.